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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"If you don't take the jab there's a very small chance you could die from covid! But even a very small chance could affect your family so you definitely need to take the jab!!!"

"So what if there's a very small chance you could die from the jab!? It's such a small small chance that it almost definitely won't happen to you! Stop fearmongering and take the jab!!!"

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

You know somebody out there probably read all that and thought "Manufactured on dairy equipment? I don't know if that's good for my baby..."

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

actually, the death rate is 7%

actually, the death rate is 3%

actually, the death rate is 90% (yes, people have told me this)

actually, the death rate is 1%

actually the death rate is 0.1%

actually the deaths are everyone who died from covid

actually the deaths are everyone who died with covid

"IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY DIED AND HOW, THE MAGIC NUMBER IS 650,000 SO DON'T DISRESPECT THEIR MEMORIES BIGOT!!!!!"

Well, what about the 80,000 who died from H1N1? Didn't you disrespect them by not wearing a mask or social distancing that year?

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember how all the Dems in the leadership and at the grassroots level swooned over Obama...it made me think about how much more influential the Anti-Christ will be. I think that person will be so charismatic and so clever at lies that he will win over a lot of based people...especially when he briefly "brings peace" to the Middle East.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'll take "stories that will never appear on Facebook or Reddit" for $400, Alex.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left has an answer for that one..."They just stopped recording them!"

I gave up trying to find a rational answer for why they would do that.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"But they're just protecting us from alt-right nazi extremists! They're heroes!" /s

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

They did even better; they already said vaccines work but you still have to wear a mask in your own home.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed. And I would not be surprised if the police would follow orders to shoot the drivers blocking the highways, or arresting ones who don't do their deliveries.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someday yes, but despite those complications you mentioned I think they'll settle for the smartphone step.

If you don't bring yours somewhere, they'll either ask for your ID and use some government software to do a lookup, or they'll just refuse service. "This is (current year)...why don't you have your smartphone with you? Why don't you have a smartphone at all?" Heck, I think Google once asked me for a BACKUP phone number. So apparently we should all be running around with two smartphones.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We need to reach herd immunity" becomes

"We need to use the vaccine to reach herd immunity" becomes

"We need 100% of the population vaccinated"

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Austin is going totally insane because their ICU's are supposedly filled with "Covid patients." They want everyone to stay indoors and wear masks but they can't force them to, and everyone from politicians to co-workers are angrily lamenting that fact.

Maybe the ICU's are indeed filled with patients who they believe have Covid as they define it, yet I can't seem to figure out the mean and median ages and weights + BMI's, and preconditions. of those patients. As to why so many so fast? My guess is the illegals flooding in.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Today: "But they work well for Delta!"

Tomorrow: "They don't stop Delta transmission but they do stop mutations and prevent Delta Plus transmission"

Next month: "They don't stop mutations or Delta plus transmission but they do increase your chances of surviving Gamma"

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Wondering what to do to guard against the virus."

See a based psychologist maybe...

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

I made a related post on patriots.win earlier. Artem Kiryanov, member of the Civic Chamber of the Russian Federation, referred to the increasingly desperate measures taken by anti-vaxxers to avoid taking the jab as "mass psychosis."

Now we can add psychotic to the list of everything else they call us; racists, sexists, bigots, homophobes, neo-nazis, uneducated, brainwashed...

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Would still be accurate if there were no captions in the first two boxes.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember a story about someone wearing a mask passing out after driving for an hour or so.

The comments section was filled with people saying "It couldn't have been the mask! They were just tired after a long drive! Maybe they had a medical history! But it was ALMOST DEFINITELY NOT THE MASK!!!"

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not vaxxed and I'll almost surely get sick again from something in my lifetime. But from now on when I get sick, people will think I'm at death's door or that I got mutation #487 of covid. We're never going back to how things were.

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