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Jmricht 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m coining a new phrase TMTR. Too much to read.

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Jmricht 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve already prenamed my new dog when I get one. I already have a Dexter. La Bête. Nice

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Jmricht 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah I got escorted down the elevator by a gay man. Not saying the f word today.

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Jmricht 5 points ago +6 / -1

I interviewed with them. Three people, three hours. WASTE of time. Didn’t get the job. One of my coworkers said, “They just want your contacts.”

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Jmricht 3 points ago +3 / -0

My daughter got her tubes tied. Of course they obliged. Do you think they took her eggs while they were in there?

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Jmricht 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t get me started on breaking my ankle. After the surgery the doctor comes in and says, “so you’re the one with the good heart.” Focus on the ankle f-er.

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Jmricht 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. Don’t stay in a hospital too long. It’s a drug dealers house.

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Jmricht 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wraps around the optic nerve

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Jmricht 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vaers shows you their plan. Past future present

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