I can’t believe you even typed that…

Fuck them.

Keep your body alkaline. Pickle juice works.

That’s sad.

Shun the evil.

Why spell it out? It’s AIDS.

Check your thyroid levels. TSH T3 T4

Whaaaa? Einhorn is Finkle?

Deep dive! Deep dive!

Tina, is that you?

Gross

Whose time was being wasted? Mine.

Idk. It didn’t occur to me to think there was anything on it. I just knew something was wrong when they REALLY needed that phone back. I’m sure the phone that I found could have been deactivated and her same information put on a new phone without me sending her that specific phone still activated.

It may have been longer than eight years. I just remember where I lived at the time I returned her phone.

iPhone and UPS would have receipts. They never reimbursed me for the return of the phone.

I was tracked, they called me and made a bigger deal out it it than it was.

I used to drink to forget.

Yes. My sinuses are clear now. I was prone to sinus infections and this seems to be a preventative.

I’m dosing horse paste.

Uranium

The real one is on the left.

Show this to any six year old and ask if these two men are the same person. Report back here, please.

Nope

Kwaj

Don’t be sad. Be mad. I’m about to give the number.