▲ 3 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 3 points ago +3 / -0

School cop calmly walking over.

▲ 2 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank God he's up to date on his boosters or it could have been MUCH WORSE.

▲ 4 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 4 points ago +4 / -0

I worked at a medical parts manufacturing facility. They were phasing out trichloroethylene cleaning. They did a controlled burn of the trike with natural gas until they were able to phase it out completely.

This guy is right that it was not a controlled burn.

▲ 2 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at this dweeb wearing all this PPE to hold a chicken. SO SCARY.

▲ 2 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha when has China every won, let alone been in, a full war with any country?

▲ 1 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy question. Sucked all these guy's dicks. Yes, even Kissinger.

▲ 3 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clott Adams?

▲ 1 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Perception Management"

▲ 5 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 5 points ago +5 / -0

George Carlin : In today's America, no child ever loses. There are no losers anymore. Everyone's a winner. No matter what the game or sport or competition, everybody wins. Everybody wins, everybody gets a trophy, no one is a loser. No child these days ever gets to hear those all-important, character building words: "You lost, Bobby!"

[audience bursts into laughter]

George Carlin : "You lost, you're a loser, Bobby!" They miss out on that. You know what they tell a kid who lost these days? "You were the last winner." A lot of these kids never get to hear the truth about themselves until they're in their twenties. When their boss calls them in and says "Bobby, clean the shit out of your desk and get the fuck out of here, you're a loser," get the fuck out of here.

▲ 1 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 1 point ago +1 / -0

almost like there's gonna be some sort of "reset" when ai is rolled out because they're finding it way too hard to train an AI that can keep all their old lies straight

▲ 6 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Track maintenance or human error, you think?

▲ 3 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 3 points ago +3 / -0

The people on BYC looked into this and found many brands have a lower guaranteed content of amino acids post COVAIDS:

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/current-internet-theory.1561604/

▲ 2 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 2 points ago +2 / -0

"AS IN SCIENCE, THINGS DON'T ALWAYS GO RIGHT" -PROF PAUL YOUNG

▲ 2 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHA that's funny. I remember all the talk about their super complex "COLD CHAIN" logistics.

▲ 2 ▼
MOCKxTHExCROSS 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happened to that? How did they "fix" the cooling problem?

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›