by DrLeaks
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Constipatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Amazingly disrespectful. This room is traditionally reserved for circle jerks.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rejoice, the Convergence is upon us!

by DrLeaks
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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Essentially what happens is they enable the meat cells to grow indefinitely by modding them with genes that cancer tumors have, otherwise they'd naturally stop growing at some point. The result is a giant meat tumor, which is what you're eating.

The changes and chemicals used in this process also cause cancer in those who eat that shit.

by DrLeaks
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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

"No kill" I wonder how many people this stuff will kill that normal meat wouldn't. Ironic.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am part of a circle of friends who often plays games together but we voice chat about everything. One guy is a Redditor, and he's toxic even to the rest of us but he's the brother of someone we respect so we're stuck with him.

Nobody shares his political views. We're mostly completely the opposite but we don't engage him. He's 100% unabashed communo-anarchist. We never discuss politics with him within earshot but he's constantly volunteering this information. He assumes we all share the same stance. Not even his family does. But if you try to discuss this with him, he gets triggered and apoplectic and extremely aggressive.

His icebreakers include such deep conversation as "what would you do if you saw someone wearing a MAGA hat?" expecting the response to be violence or some other preprogrammed stunt like following them home to get an address "to report." He's serious.

Others in the group have met him in real life. He's obese and pale. He doesn't work. He doesn't believe he should be forced to work. His parents have given up.

His humor is all canned responses from Futurama, parks and rec, the Simpsons, and other internet memes. When he has a bad day, everyone else is the problem.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The album art of Speak of the Devil contains two cryptic writings utilizing a runic alphabet. Upon decoding, the front cover states: "Howdy Dial A Demon Productions in conjunction with Graveyard Graphics, proudly presents the madman of rock dumping in El Satano's toilet."

While the inside cover pays homage to Randy Rhoads: "A tribute to Randy Rhoads, Axeman. That kid was my lifeline, Y'Know ? he was such a dynamic player and I'd rather not talk about it anymore because it cuts me up every day of my life. Randy Rhoads Rest In Peace And Love." The back cover spells out "Ozzy Osbourne Rock and Roll Madman."

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +4 / -2

Some of the real deep end conspiracy people believe this is part of the "droning" process in which a foreign body is introduced through the eye for mind control purposes.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Easy, convenient access to the radial artery for when they realize everything in this tweet is the reality.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like the thing not being discussed much is that now that there's proof and a paper trail of conspiracy to censor, why is there no call to reevaluate their section 230 platform status and go after the people who were insisting they remain protected?

Sure, if anything it's actually closer to neutral under Musk but the people who benefitted the most from false neutrality were also actively protecting Twitter from being re-evaluated as a publisher. Go after everyone Elon just paid billions to and cost them some fucking lawyer money. They lied, the people they were lying to benefit covered it up for them.

Nothing will come of it but let them work to get the stench of the scandal off of themselves before next election cycle.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fun fact: the Lies album took several unused takes that were recorded in a studio and had crowd sounds dubbed in to make it sound like a live recording. Their label wanted a live album so they just counterfeited one, earning the name.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Word is that Zelenski is Soros' nephew.

by DrLeaks
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Constipatriot 0 points ago +1 / -1

He won't even respond to the request until after the election. If house majority flips, this committee is likely going to be dissolved.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care what he does with it. His ownership of the platform will piss off people who hate people like me and a lot of other people here. Even if he pulls that off and turns it into a surveillance platform I still don't plan on joining up or putting any skin in that game whatsoever. Let him run it into the ground.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

This poor kid. There was a thread on another site about what supposedly happened. It's sickening, not in its detail but in the series of events that were just covered up. Her name isn't mentioned directly but it's pretty obvious. I managed to find some of the screen caps.

Part one

Part two

Part three

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're probably trying for a spike in cases just in time for election season. They're not about to let their favorite cash cow just expire unceremoniously.

by pkvi
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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because you can't hide the pox like HIV and it's only affecting one of their favorite demographics.They're trying to reduce the stigma by making them into victims and acting like they're on top of it.

AIDS can remain mysterious and anonymous but those pox sores are unmistakable.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many Dark Lords of the Universe were they able to bring to Earth? Howard the Duck foretold this.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope you were wearing a lab coat and holding a clipboard. It has to be official.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

I suspect firing this thing up to begin with is at least partially to blame for our current skewed surreal reality timeline. It must have fucked something up.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't seen the leaker mentioned at all since before last week. I wonder how that was supposed to unfold since people weren't supposed to know about the ruling. If the decision had just hit cold out of nowhere on an unsuspecting country I feel like the reaction would be closer to the summer of 2020, riots and fires everywhere. A true, proper distraction from whatever slimy move we should be watching.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I suspect that this is what Colbert's people were doing in the capital building last week when they claimed to be "filming a skit". Copying from my earlier post:

I'm worried about what they were doing that absolutely couldn't be done on a set somewhere. If it was just a "skit" wouldn't someone know they were trespassing on actual government property the instant they aired it? Why weren't there actors present? If it was legit, couldn't they have cleared it with actual permission ahead of time?

Consider Schiff's involvement. What does he get out of letting them in for a "skit" he's not part of? This reeks of some convenient "newly found footage of insurrectionists causing actual harm and damage" recording to be released where a stage set just won't suffice. Or even worse, listening devices planted. That's stuff Schiff could use to advance his career and agenda.

So another question comes to mind, was it Colbert being dumb or was he just the one who was reached out to to provide a group who could stage things convincingly, and had a group willing to fulfill quickly? What equipment was used or seized - cameras or phones? This whole thing stinks. Who is protecting who?

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm worried about what they were doing that absolutely couldn't be done on a set somewhere. If it was just a "skit" wouldn't someone know they were trespassing on actual government property the instant they aired it? Why weren't there actors present? If it was legit, couldn't they have cleared it with actual permission ahead of time?

Consider Schiff's involvement. What does he get out of letting them in for a "skit" he's not part of? This reeks of some convenient "newly found footage of insurrectionists causing actual harm and damage" recording to be released where a stage set just won't suffice. Or even worse, listening devices planted. That's stuff Schiff could use to advance his career and agenda.

So another question comes to mind, was it Colbert being dumb or was he just the one who was reached out to to provide a group who could stage things convincingly, and had a group willing to fulfill quickly? What equipment was used or seized - cameras or phones? This whole thing stinks. Who is protecting who?

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having one person at the top means only so much bullshit can spew out at one time. This way the bullshit comes out in a nice clean flow where each drop can be ingested and processed in turn. It's like running a hose instead of knocking over the water tower.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've seen a few things. I used to go walking around the loop my street made which was about a half a mile long. Half of it was unfinished and still a dirt road through the woods. I'd listen to my walkman and my cat liked to go with me if it was dark. One night we were approaching the wooded are where the asphalt stopped, I was zoned out listening to my old walkman and I noticed he'd stopped and was up on his toes as if threatened. I looked where he was looking and there was... something.

It looked like fog, but it was human shaped. No features, but you could see it had arms and legs, a head. It stood as if staring straight at us. After a few seconds it walked off into the woods. It moved like a human. It didn't dissipate like fog in the wind or steam from the street. That the cat had seen it and drew my attention to it was what made me think it wasn't just me.

I've since lived in a house with a cemetery attached. Things happened there all the time, mostly noises and motion sensor lights clicking on in sequence as if someone was walking past that side of the house, or the odd smell of old pipe tobacco or perfume (the place was old and untreated tobacco smells different from what we're used to now. Most of the Graves were interred 1850-1930ish). After a while you stop taking it badly, I figured if they were people once they're probably bored and restless. Nothing seemed hostile.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hoped Lambda and Sigma would combine to form Ligma.

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