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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

bitch... mmm... mmmm...

once i figure out that dora-da-fuckn explora shiet you jus said to me... OOOOOF, u wait, son. mmmm.

now i dont need chit-chat w/ the con.win grapevine to know you CRACK-LACKA-FLACKA in some back-woods shit. its all over you like a shit-stain cause you soo stupid you wore your undies like some sorta pro-ukrainian national guard that wants a god-damn medal cause he thinks he done figured out how to wear a balaclava.

you tiny piece of shit live'n under my shoe.

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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

god... how to say "imma not a white backwoods cracka-fuck" without saying "imma not a white backwoods cracka-fuck."

bro, hug your mom & blow your dad; you need help.

by pkvi
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aaarrrrjunas1 6 points ago +6 / -0

the powers that be, changed the calculations because too many were peering beyond the curtain.

the original 1970, 1980, and todays calcs:

http://www.shadowstats.com/alternate_data/unemployment-charts

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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

breh, i heard youre black. whats up w/ that?

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aaarrrrjunas1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day. . . . I will add, that the man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them; inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer to truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods & errors. ~ Thomas "J-DAWG" Jefferson, June 11, 1807

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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

no.

i also skip @ the dentist.

dont forget to floss.

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aaarrrrjunas1 3 points ago +3 / -0

yesterday, they got caught hiding 2 billion.

bank swooped in and did a "hell nah, brah."

what else are they hiding?

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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

peeps gonna start talking about egypt soon.

apparently, russia + ukraine = 100% of their grain.

and egypts got a grip of peeps.

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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

no one sayn shit about ...

ALIENS?

you TURDCICLES gonna stop youre crying about unimportant shit when aliens step in and are like ... "BROS. SURPRISE. AND Y'ALL ARE IDIOTS."

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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

aint that a bitch.

surprise! you cant get unvaxxxd. just make sure you direct your anger to the appropriate people.

by pkvi
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aaarrrrjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

the CCP call it "dynamic zero-covid."

ie, find all the covid-infected and bus them the fuck outta the city. to where? thats the interesting part.

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aaarrrrjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

personally, its factional banking for me.

LARRY! WE JUST GOT A 1$ DEPOSIT. QUICK! MAKE 10$ APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR.

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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

russia might be gone... monday.

their stock market opens after a 3 week pause.

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aaarrrrjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE .... ?

get your NIG-NOG fingers outta my psycho-paradigm.

PSA, you TURD, you are weak for including me in your CUNT-BASED attempt at creating a message.

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aaarrrrjunas1 0 points ago +1 / -1

... but has she been penetrated?

i dunno. shes lookn a bit rough around the edges.

imma need some tequila before i can make any further sound judgements.

by IAmOne
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aaarrrrjunas1 1 point ago +2 / -1

AYYYY, CIRCUMCISIONS OR GO FUCK YOURSELF.

by IAmOne
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aaarrrrjunas1 2 points ago +3 / -1

GOT-DANGIT, JEW-PEEPS.

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