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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

They can still rule their boards with an iron first; they just have to get a real job first.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

All those Californians are fleeing to other states and destroying them too, all the while gushing about how great California is.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

200k? I thought it was much longer than that and....ohhhh right evolution just kinda massively speeds up and slows down again at random.

by pkvi
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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm working on a project with a contractor who allocated three of their guys to it. At any given moment any one of them is either sick, getting over being sick or taking personal time.

And I hadn't been sick in years until someone in my household who was jabbed got sick, and because I was caring for them, I couldn't avoid them and whatever it was they had.

by pkvi
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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's looking more like World War 3 but without most belligerents officially declaring war.

Pretty clever way to be in a ground war without all the flak that comes from saying you have boots on the ground.

by DrLeaks
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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

The law in question is HB6638. It changes the definition of “sexual orientation.”

95% of people in this country will never step back and ask "Wait...what business does congress have doing anything even remotely like this?"

by DrLeaks
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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm. Had three of them over the years; none of them survived to 100,000 miles with some major repair.

And I deserved it for not learning the lesson sooner.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have used ar-15's and akm style rifles, and similar weaponry all my life, and am a pretty good shot.

Cue the scene from Glory where Matthew Broderick is shooting in the air while shouting at his frantic subordinate to reload faster.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

A friend of mine got hooked up to a ventilator and survived. He thought it saved his life. I just don't have the heart to tell him how unlikely that was.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn climate change!

by DrLeaks
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KekistanPM 1 point ago +3 / -2

Pro-tip Charles: You don't ask people to swear allegiance to you when they have good reason not to. You instead manipulate them into doing your will so they don't even realize they're serving you.

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KekistanPM 0 points ago +1 / -1

Wait until it goes up to 11 on pride month.

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well of course they are; almost everyone is triple vaccinated now!"

-- Smoothbrains

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hotter than average outside: "Global warming is destroying the world! Save us, government!"

Cooler than average outside: "Climate change is destroying the world! Save us, government!"

Average temperature outside: "We're winning the fight against climate change! Keep helping us, government!"

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember back in school reading about Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Being young and ignorant, I really thought that everyone in first-world countries was at the level of Self-Actualization.

Now I know it only describes a tiny segment of the world's population.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normies probably: "Well I still don't believe it. Nobody in the CIA would ever do something like that."

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

The real carbon reduction they want is that of the world population.

by DrLeaks
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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

It takes time to fact find and research....I mean it takes time to come up with a narrative, test how the political winds are blowing, launder money to the proper people, and neutralize subversives or the careers of subversives who get too close to the truth and try to spread it.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

It must be awesome to be with a company that not only rigs national elections but makes massive bank through lawfare against the opposition!

Not to mention it's another excuse for Democrats to say "See? It wasn't rigged!"

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

"See how this cigarette smoke isn't going through the mask? That's proof that viruses don't, either!..."

"...I've just been informed that the science changed again and that some of the virus gets through. But you're absolutely selfish and anti-science when you don't wear a mask to stop even 0.0001% of the virus from traveling!"

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Card? Pffft...check out my tattoo!

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +2 / -1

I like the butthurt comments, especially the ones where they accuse us of being the ones who are obsessed with transsexualism.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

died suddenly

Damn you global warming!

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