by DrLeaks
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DustyGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm glad I have a bedroom with a bed for this sort of thing.

by DrLeaks
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DustyGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

EV owner: Hello tech support, my car isn't charging

Tech Support: yes we had to turn off your charger to protect the grid

EV: when will it be back on?

TS: when will you delete your comment criticizing communism?

EV: wut?

TS: click

by DrLeaks
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DustyGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would just call everyone a fag to be safe

by pkvi
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DustyGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

My theory is that your soul imprints some information on your DNA, they figured out what and where and somehow it's valuable to them. Pretty vague but I'm still developing it.

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DustyGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Terrain theory would explain why herpes comes back when your immune system is stressed, it could actually be a bacteria or fungus.

by DrLeaks
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DustyGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL "Among the first" will the Olympics start giving out two medals, one for first and the other for "among the first"? Or maybe little league participation trophies will just say "among the first".

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DustyGoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn, this guy has balls, exposing Buffet to his face and company. Buffet and Gates are real pieces of shit, I can't imagine the mountains of negative karma they'll face.

by pkvi
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DustyGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the beginning of the internet passport, they tie it to the social credit score.

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DustyGoose 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you don't believe chem trails are real, are you a climate change denier?

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DustyGoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

How much of that "money for Ukraine" is paying for this?

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DustyGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

He never really matured into a responsible adult. He still fucks kids and burns ants with a magnifying glass, only now the ants are people and the magnifying glass is everything in the OP.

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DustyGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

My work blocks RT and Rumble over their wifi, I don't get a warning or anything it just doesn't load.

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DustyGoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Covid targeted the elderly, the sick and the big. The vaccine targeted the stupid who have taken the most of it with multiple boosters. The vaccine mandates targeted those who were too dependent on the system.

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DustyGoose 3 points ago +4 / -1

Is this a good time to buy in?

by DrLeaks
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DustyGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry we gave you cancer, here's a keen $1,000 to buy groceries and gas for a few weeks and don't talk about what happened. Don't forget to like us on Facebook!

by DrLeaks
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DustyGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pfizer is looking more and more like the mafia lately

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DustyGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't used fluoride in about 5 years and haven't had a single cavity. I go to the dentist every 6 months and he says my teeth are doing great.

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DustyGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the driver did too, but somebody shot him from behind the ear exactly where her hand is in the photo, if it wasn't her she should be missing a hand.

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DustyGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only 2 types of people can eat like this, millionaires and farmers.

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DustyGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is the exact moment when she shot him from behind the ear, the bullet that came out of his forehead.

by DrLeaks
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DustyGoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll bet it was a spy drone

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DustyGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he were right the problem would take care if itself. But no he has a God complex.

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