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The meme that kills #flatearth (media.conspiracies.win)
posted 2 years ago by xolotltlaloc 2 years ago by xolotltlaloc +28 / -1
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– Eisenhorn 11 points 2 years ago +14 / -3

Nono, you don't understand.

I have evidence that the Earth is flat but I won't show you.

You need to watch this 8 hour video!

Look at these stick figures. This proves Flat Earth.

What? You believe that we live on a spinning ball? Why don't we fall off??

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 4 points 2 years ago +5 / -1

Israeli Intelligence / CIA

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– Dps1879 -1 points 2 years ago +3 / -4

Says the guy who started to believe in globe earth when he was in kindygarten

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– Eisenhorn 3 points 2 years ago +4 / -1

One more for list. Thanks.

Got any more?

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– Dps1879 -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

The earth is flat and round. It's a hand made tetrahedron. If it was a flat circle it wouldn't be able to have 4 corners requirement met or have Japan as the 1st land to see the sun. Truth is hard

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

The earth is flat and round. It's a hand made tetrahedron.

the fuck?

you mean like a cone?? looollllll

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– Dps1879 -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

Like this little toad. https://i.postimg.cc/1XqTXwFz/Screenshot-20230915-201318.png

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

Nice!

Do you have any evidence / proof of this, or.. just a back of napkin sketch concept at the moment?

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– Dps1879 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

You sure are a curious little tyke. What would happen if I am nice again and answer the next question? More mockery?

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– Throwawaylostaccount 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

You’ve never travelled

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– Eisenhorn 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

Kek

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– xolotltlaloc [S] -1 points 2 years ago +2 / -3

lol... but but but Nikon 1000 !!!!!!!

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– Eisenhorn 5 points 2 years ago +8 / -3

Yeah, Flt Earthers also claim that the whole "Ice Wall" is being patrolled by UN ships who prevent anyone from landing.

Of course they cannot explain how these 100s of thousands of ships would be crewed and supplied and nobody ever notices them.

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– TallestSkil 9 points 2 years ago +11 / -2
  • “It’s just a theory.”
  • “It doesn’t exist at all and we stick to the Earth simply because we do.”
  • “The Earth is constantly accelerating upward at 9.8m/s^2.”

Pick one. I’ve heard them all.

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– KingSweyn 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

It's an aerial screw. Essentially you're drilling upwards through the air as fast as you're falling.

The air foil (plane wing shape) turns drag into lift, and they use it in the copter blades.

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– Eisenhorn 1 point 2 years ago +3 / -2

"Density"

I wish I was kidding

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– Eisenhorn 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

They argue that because some things sink in water and others float, this works the same in atmosphere.

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– Eisenhorn 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Yeah, that's the funny part.

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– Dps1879 -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

You literally haven't listened. Also science states gravity as a theory.

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– Eisenhorn 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

theory

You have no idea what this means.

None of you creationists have the first clue about science.

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– Filledwithfire 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

Gravity is not exclusive to a round earth. The "force" of gravity is not a force at all, which is why all the research put into it is purely theoretical. "Gravity" is dielectric acceleration towards null pressure points in the aether. In both round and flat earth, gravity can simply be dismissed as what we understand about it is wrong for both models.

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– WindyJibbz 1 point 2 years ago +3 / -2

Buoyancy and density are all that is needed to explain “gravity” and you can prove it in your own kitchen.

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– WindyJibbz 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

You know what a blue screen is right lol? This is too funny.

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– WindyJibbz 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

So that would be a hard no then, young padawan? A blue screen is like a green screen, but with augmented reality. Where people on the screen can interact with virtual objects that are not physically there and it is overlayed onto the green screen. You see them play with balls and stuffed animals and stuff, those objects are not really there.

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– Franky_F4F 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Clearly you are, because you dont seem to understand that that astronut shouldnt be so careless with water in the ISS.

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– Dps1879 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

What a tool

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– WindyJibbz 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

There isn’t a space station. Well, there is, but it’s not in space, it’s in a 40m deep pool in Florida. You can look it up for yourself.

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

how the fuck do they explain gravity?

no such thing as gravity.

they explain it away... doesn't exist. they say shit sinks because of density.

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

And these dense objects just magically know which direction down

gravity pulls to the center.

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

lol... sure, call what it you like :)

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– WindyJibbz -1 points 2 years ago +2 / -3

That’s literally what density means Einstein. Good Lord, who dresses you in the morning?

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– Filledwithfire 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Maybe the jets turn on their super-duper-mega-thrusters to speed up 👀

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Yes, or maybe the flights from Santiago to LAX fly at half speed.

#teehee

Or.... now hear me out and call me crazy...

Maybe it's a globe. :)

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– freedomlogic 1 point 2 years ago +3 / -2

Ive been waiting for someone to talk about using levels on water surface again and was wanting to drop this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc4xYacTu-E

Things are not what they seem. It may indeed turn out the world is flat, or appears that way. But the way things work, its a globe. I really hate to pop the bubble.

And in the end, it doesnt really fucking matter.

The world being round, or being flat doesnt change the fact that all our leaders are corrupt and evil or worse, sociopaths.

Doesnt change the fact everyday were getting fucked and we the people cant be bothered to do shit about it.

If someone cant be bothered to watch something that might actually expand your mind.

https://youtu.be/Xc4xYacTu-E?t=708 is the specific part im talking about.... water is always going to be level lmao.....

Dont get me wrong, ive said some dumbass shit too, but I usually admit when im wrong, lately I dont bother expressing that sentiment, no one cares.

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– FKH2 4 points 2 years ago +7 / -3

Flat Earth is dumb, it was created to lump anyone who questions the official narrative on anything into one big category, that of Crazy Conspiracy Theorist. Even if the Earth was flat what exactly would that change

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– LandoNorris PRO 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

And it was an all but unknown theory, never talked about or given any serious thought until that one Netflix documentary from 5-7 years ago. Then it became mostly trolls, the few people that are easily convinced, and bad actors talking about it.

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– Franky_F4F 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

it changes everything.

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– Dps1879 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

Are like 12 years old?

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– Dps1879 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Love all the weak shills practicing here during election time.

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Hundreds of scientific proofs destroy the globe

name 1

and you think this meme kills flat earth?

yup

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

The horizon always rises to the eye level of the observer as altitude is gained,

Do you have any evidence of this fundamental assertion at, for example, 100 miles altitude?

How about 400 miles altitude?

How about 10,000 miles altitude?


spoiler: no, you do not. it's pure speculation on your part.

sorry to ubble burst, but i don't have time to address any further of your post... i couldn't even agree with your first sentence.

cheers

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

You assume the evidence that we can see is not enough.

Correct.

It's not enough.

You either know. Or you don't know.

You don't know. You assume.

#gottahavefaith

With just a ride in a hot balloon or airplane, you have enough evidence to see that the horizon rises.

Get back to me when you're balloon bumps into the "firmament" :)

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– WindyJibbz 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

Australia is not upside down. They can see Polaris in the north half of the country, proving that earth is not a globe.

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– Throwawaylostaccount 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

You’ve never traveled or spoken to people in a different hemisphere have you

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– WindyJibbz 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

Yes that’s why I understand the phenomenon. The moon is upside down in Australia because the moon is in front of it. Between Aus and the North pole. USA for example is between the moon and the north pole so it appears the other way. Very simple when you put aside your biases and look at the info and correspond it to your daily reality. I work in northern Canada a lot, I can watch the glow of the sun circle around the planet after sunset. The sun and moon move in circles, not the planet.

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– BladesLastBottle 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1

someones never heard of jet streams lol

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

someones never heard of jet streams lol

nothing about jet streams is verifiable.

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– WindyJibbz 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Neither is anything NASA comes up with, but here you are basing the entirety of your world beliefs on a govt agency’s model.

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– WeedleTLiar 1 point 2 years ago +4 / -3

They literaly think the powers that be can fake the sun. Of course the airlines are in on it...

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– Allas8 1 point 2 years ago +5 / -4

The Flight SYDNEY to SANTIAGO Explained - A CASE AGAINST THE GLOBE

https://youtu.be/lt06AmOnH04?si=4WBrtiTCAnkwXjge

There are 2 Polar streams and 2 Subtropical steams on Earth. One Polar stream goes around the Artic and the other one goes along the Antartic cicle. These jet streams can reach a speed of up to 250 miles per hour (400 kmph)

A Virgin atlantic plane flew 801 MPH, thanks toa a Jet steam.

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

One Polar stream goes around the Artic

doesn't effect SYDNEY to SANTIAGO

the other one goes along the Antartic cicle

also no effect on SYDNEY to SANTIAGO

in any event, SYDNEY to SANTIAGO is on the same flight path as SYDNEY to LAX... just further distance.

There should be virtually no difference.


ps. the video you sent was incomprehensible

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– WeedleTLiar 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

This also implies that the return trips would take nearly twice as long.

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

well, i assume they would say they are able to ride jet streams back and forth,,,

i mean whatever.

lol... i wonder if flat earthers use starlink

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– Allas8 -2 points 2 years ago +2 / -4

Here is a link to the simulation of the jet stream data.

https://bobwinds.com/

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– xolotltlaloc [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

bobwinds.com

hahaha... how is this proof of anything?

  1. so you accept NOAA data as valid ??

  2. this is just CGI / a javascript cartoon - nothing observable or verifiable.

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– Allas8 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

You can verify this yourself by flying from Sydney to Santiago. Flight goes as expected, it is because of jet streams: 100% in line with the flat earth model, and what it predicts.

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– 2EyesOpen 3 points 2 years ago +5 / -2

There's no such thing as an Artic or Arctic circle, because there are no circles, only straight lines that bend. kek Just trying to help the 'Slide'.

Why would there be tropical zones.....warm belt at the equator ....on a flat earth?

There wouldn't be. A flat surface would equally spread the heat.

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– WeedleTLiar -3 points 2 years ago +1 / -4

Because the sun travels in a circular orbit directly above the Earth's equator at all times. We don't always see it because, at night, it's too far away. It's orbit changes during the course of the year; from Sept to March it gets bigger and faster, the rest of the year it gets smaller and slower.

It actually never drops below 15° of the Earth and the government covers it up with a green flash at sunrise and sunset.

No, really...

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– 2EyesOpen 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

At night, the sun.....the closest star.....is 'too far away'.......yet we see all the other stars at night which are much further away? Hmmm..... But the sun isn't 'too far away' to light the moon but not us? Those are some nifty mental gymnastics.

You mean that isn't proof that the earth has...rotated and that means its a globe?

And when there is a eclipse of the moon, what shadow is perfectly covering the moon, then appearing as 'cresent' in it's shadow?

It's my dog's dream to catch his tail one day so he never quits.

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– WeedleTLiar 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Poe's law, bro

You didn't even ask the obvious questions: what is the sun orbitting and what's causing it's orbit to arbitrarily change.

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– Eisenhorn 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

What is the distance between Sydney and Santiago de Chile?

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– Allas8 -1 points 2 years ago +2 / -3

It is a conspiracy by Jesuit trained priests, doing their best to kill of the faith people have in the word of God being true, after it was finished translating to the common tongue in 1611.

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– TallestSkil 3 points 2 years ago +4 / -1

Which explicitly says the Earth isn’t flat, lol.

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– Allas8 -2 points 2 years ago +1 / -3

Just letting you know who the round earth conspiracy is by.

The Society of Jesus, also known as the Jesuit Order or the Jesuits, is a religious order of clerics regular of pontifical right for men in the Catholic Church headquartered in Rome. It was founded in 1540 by Ignatius of Loyola and six companions, with the approval of Pope Paul III.

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– Allas8 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

And the Douay–Rheims Bible came out in 1610, about the time of the formation of the Jesuit order, and when the Catholic Church started pushing the global model. How long they (Rome) been claiming we live on a ball, I do not know, but we can at least trace it to the Douay–Rheims, as you pointed out.

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– Allas8 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

Flat earth opinions is based on the earth being flat. Religious text do confirm a flat earth model, that be a fixed and stationary earth; a geocentric model, where earth is the center of creation. As an example, the earth was created before the sun, we learn that in Genesis chapter 1: contradicting this, and you are contradicting God.

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– KingSweyn 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Thank you for being the most committed kind of Christian - one who submits to the falseness of a book instead of the Truth of Reality.

You're a great example of why Christianity is only for gullible rubes and magical thinkers. Never stop doing what you're doing. All Christians are like you, just not to your degree. You're an icon.

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– Dps1879 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Is this the space station that's allegedly constantly falling around the earth at 17000 miles per hour???

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– WeedleTLiar 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

This meme will kill FE

50 comments later

Lol

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