by pkvi
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crashdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's appropriate that you use the word "basic," because her whole profile screams "proud basic B," but then she got caught up in this one thing that kind of shattered her "Live, Laugh, Love" perspective and doesn't quite know how to handle it...except in the most basic way.

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by pkvi
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crashdaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing quite promotes loyalty in a soldier like betrayal.

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crashdaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

George moved his guidestones to Georgia.

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crashdaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just think about the other 8 billion people who didn't get shot.

See? Mostly peaceful.

They're about one sensitivity-training away from referring to it as "target practice."

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crashdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gas stations in space are open 24/7.

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crashdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

That thing's been saying it's going to rain here (Austin) for like a week. Nothin'.

I just checked, and it says it's raining right now.

Narrator: "It's not."

by pkvi
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crashdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They already shot their wad of incompetence all over the face of covid hysteria, and I think I'd politely remind them of that every time this subject was intimated toward.

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crashdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I made quite a little bit of money on the "tech bubble" back in about '99, and if it's anything like it was back then, red means "buy" (because the price is dropping and will then go up) and green means "sell" (because the price is rising and will then go down).

by pkvi
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crashdaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The original post has been removed.

by pkvi
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crashdaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

These things are so easy to fake, I had to check for myself.

Pro-Tip: For extra fun, sort the comments by "controversial."

by pkvi
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crashdaddy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I had to see this one for myself. But it turns out that's not even close to the "record."

From the article:

Roth said that the authorities appear to have learned important lessons from 2015, when a bird flu outbreak resulted in what the US agriculture department calls “the largest poultry health disaster in US history”, with the slaughter of about 50 million chickens and turkeys.

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crashdaddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dear younger self,

Lay off the donuts.

Sincerely, your heart

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crashdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

FTA (emphasis added):

The Disinformation Governance Board is a Department of Homeland Security board announced 27 April 2022 during a 2023 budget hearing before the House Appropriations Subcommittee on Homeland Security. The focus of the department will include disinformation targeted at irregular migrants by human smugglers, and election interference by nations including Russia.[1] Nina Jankowicz is serving as executive director.[2]

So it looks like if any American says anything that goes against the "accepted" political narrative, they suddenly become a "commie."

It's deja-vu all over again.

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crashdaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess it's time to start rewording searches

before: "Did America finance the Ukraine government under Nazis"

after: "Conspiracy theorists claim America financed Ukraine government under Nazis"

You'll come closer to the truth when you find what's being bashed the hardest. Just roll the results in flour and look for the wet spots.

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crashdaddy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't know where your priorities are, but what could possibly be bigger news than Amber Heard being mean to Johnny Depp?!?

Wait, what's Kim Kardashian up to today?

Priorities!

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crashdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guarantee they're only a couple steps from adding that "P" to it.

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