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3 years after getting my first covid vaccine, why am I still alive and healthy?
posted 1 year ago by vpnsurfer 1 year ago by vpnsurfer +4 / -10

I was promised death, zombies, turbocancer and AIDS.

2 more weeks?

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– freedomlogic 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

We have no way of knowing if its the clotshots, or thats a consequence of shutting down cancer/health screenings for 2 years. I couldnt imagine being in canada and having terminal cancer and wasting away waiting for help.

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– vpnsurfer [S] -1 points 1 year ago +1 / -2

up by how much?

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– vpnsurfer [S] 0 points 1 year ago +1 / -1

You can just admit that you made this up. No shame in being honest.

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– vpnsurfer [S] 0 points 1 year ago +1 / -1

30-year global trend

Are you too fucking retarded to read beyond the headline?

Or did the vaxx travel back in time to the early 1990s?

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– vpnsurfer [S] 0 points 1 year ago +1 / -1

I did not read the article.

top

kek

At least you are honest about your utter failure to support your bullshit claim. I'll give you that.

I hope you learned something and will do better next time.

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– dukey 5 points 1 year ago +7 / -2

I think the answer is because the serious adverse events rate was like 1/800 per vaccine. So multiplied by the entire population is enormous, but a the individual level you are most likely to get away without serious adverse events and or death.

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– freedomlogic 3 points 1 year ago +4 / -1

Proably more like 1/10000.

Just enough that people cant really put it together, then mix the lots up and give people saline shots as well as more controlled batches.

I said at the very beginning, at the very least this is the biggest clinical trial ever performed on the unsuspecting masses. I have no doubt many lots had different tweaks and things and they proably had super computers crunching the data for them. Remember when people were finding peoples medical information in the ethereum blockchain. And sure it could be a coincidence, you can use the blockchain to store/move any kind of data. But didnt they even admit to using computers to crunch data about the vaccines?

https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN2832IE/

As drugs makers have raced to develop vaccines for COVID-19, researchers have turned to advanced supercomputers to crunch enormous quantities of data on a virus that was unknown a year ago and which has taken more than 1.3 million lives since it emerged in December.

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– TurnToGodNow 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Looking at professional athletes dukey's figure is more correct. In the NBA it was 1 out of about 450 active players who got blood clots. In Pfizer's 12-15 trial 1 out of the 1000 poor kids who got the shot was permanently disabled.

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– freedomlogic 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

Its been 3 years, I never got my first covid vaccine. I was promised long covid and crippling fear and anxiety.

Besides the low phosphorous and fucked up parathyroid hormone, im fine. I tried my best to link the low phosphorous to long covid, but cant. Most people who dont end up on dialysis during covid end up making a full recovery. I still think alot of the kidney damage happens from vitamin/mineral depletion.

Also, I think its disingenuous, at best, to call this shot a "vaccine". Even the flu vaccine will protect you if it happens to target the right strain.

This provides no protection, but just offers to "reduce" symptoms. That by definition is a "leaky" vaccine.

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/leaky-vaccines-can-produce-stronger-versions-of-viruses-072715

Why are we forcing this on the entire world, knowing we could be creating a nightmare scenario. And I have no doubt these fucking mad lads think they can control something like this. They cant, its alot like that jurrasic park movie. Life uhh, finds a way.

Couple with the fact that its looking more and more like it was man made.

Yep, it aint good. I imagine this is how some species wipe themselves out. Some of them do it thinking they are making their genes better prolly. These fuckers did it as a system of control, I just cant see how this is going to end up good for the human race.

Anyway, im on week 4 of waiting for the endocrinologist to send a report to the walk in clinic.

Why the fuck is it taking a month to fill out a report that just says "low vitamin d". Idiot checks one form of my vitamin d and concludes im depleted. Dumbass.

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– americanjerky 4 points 1 year ago +5 / -1

I never got the vaccine and got covid twice, why am I still alive and healthy?

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– ReturnOfShillSlayer 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

The answer to your question and OPs are the same: because you were lied to.

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– americanjerky 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

bingo, except I didn't blindly shoot mystery juice into my bloodstream.

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– CrazyRussian 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

why am I still alive and healthy?

Well, as one person would ask - "WhERe iS yOuR ProOf???!!!"

:)

As for your question - it is well-documented that different batches of mRNA vaccines had different side-effects. Some had none. So the answer is - you are lucky.

I was promised death, zombies, turbocancer and AIDS.

Who promised that to you? That crowd with 5G/nanoshit/aluminium_creatures stuff? They work for the same masters as those who promised death in pain and suffocation from so called COVID-19 for not taking a jab. Their masters don't care what you will be afraid of. They need you living in constant fear and hate, no matter what will be the reason.

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– mustangjayyyme 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

I never got a jab, but I did get "covid' in April 2020... And my smell/taste are still not back to normal. I've tried quite a few things to help... But no luck. I went to an ENT and a neurologist... Because I had other issues too. At the beginning I have severe sinus pressure or what felt like it. ENT said my sinuses were " beautiful" and neurologist said I was fine... It would just come back whenever it did.

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– Thricefucked 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

This moron does this same shit daily, gotta stop feeding this troll.

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– Xaviermgk 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I'd say your comment history is anything BUT healthy.

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– ReturnOfShillSlayer 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Have you even considered waiting two more weeks?

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– FinsterBaby 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

RIP, jew.

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– free-will-of-choice 1 point 1 year ago +2 / -1

why am I still alive

Alive implies within motion...stillness contradicts that.

I was promised death

The only PRO (forward) MITTO (to send) for life implies being send from inception towards death.

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– _KingKongDong_ 0 points 1 year ago +1 / -1

promised?

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– vpnsurfer [S] 0 points 1 year ago +1 / -1

yeah, don't you remember all the people predicting that the vaxxed would all die or get seriously sick shortly after being vaccinated?

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– Jalapeno_gringo 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

I've always said it's a wait and see. For me it's the great unknown. Speculation doesn't help get to truth.

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– vpnsurfer [S] 0 points 1 year ago +1 / -1

https://conspiracies.win/p/15HIAew7RX/infowars-frontline-doctor-millio/c/

MILLIONOS! AIDS! Any day now!

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– Xaviermgk 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

LOL, you believed INFOWARS.

LOL

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– vpnsurfer [S] 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

No I didn't. That's the point. These people have been lying for years.

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– Xaviermgk 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Yes, Infowars has been lying for years.

Who owns them, I wonder?

Why don't you tell us since you've known they've lied for years?

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– vpnsurfer [S] 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Thank you for agreeing with me.

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– Xaviermgk 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

So who owns Infowars again?

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– vpnsurfer [S] 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Why are you asking me?

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– madagascar 0 points 1 year ago +1 / -1

28 months later!

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