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When monogamous people married 30 years start testing positive for AIDS, how are they going to spin it? (twitter.com)
posted 3 years ago by clemaneuverers 3 years ago by clemaneuverers +105 / -2
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– Dorktron4Runner 10 points 3 years ago +10 / -0

In particular, Walmart toilet seats.

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– IGOexiled 10 points 3 years ago +10 / -0

We all have to wear diapers so that you won't shit yourself. Do your part for the community.

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– ginzuishou 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

looks at watch

It is now time to consider double-diapering, or perhaps even using a third diaper, for an extra layer of protection.

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– GaIIowBoob 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

He literally said that 30 years ago. He claimed just being in a house with someone who has auds will infect you.

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– VicariousJambi 17 points 3 years ago +17 / -0

anyone can get HIV

thats how they are going to spin it.

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– cyberrigger 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

... if they are racist-climate-change

and not vaccinated

GET VACCINATED!!1!!1111

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– Junionthepipeline -1 points 3 years ago +1 / -2

Doubtful.

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– turtlebam 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

I don't want to give them ideas but here's one:

Daily Mail: 98.21% of married men over 50 admit to extramarital affairs!!!

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– WinkingPede 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Most people are fucking lazy and cheating at least takes effort.

More so for men. It's a little bit easier, I hear, for women.šŸ™„ If men are at 98%, I would assume women are at 100% with more partners.

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– turtlebam 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Dude I was JOKING!!! I just made up that figure, the same way they always do and will continue to do!! I was being sarcastic!! You would be surprised how many statistics are completely made up.

I picked the number 98.21% instead of 98% or 95% because it is well known in marketing that when you pretend you are accurate with more specific numbers people believe are more likely to believe you. I guess it worked :D :D LOL

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– ObamaSUCKSdicks 0 points 3 years ago +2 / -2

Porn is cheating

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– ObamaSUCKSdicks 0 points 3 years ago +1 / -1

I’m not religious now do I watch the jews prom because all porn is for faggots

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– the-new-style 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Decimal points are used to add legitimacy to statistical lies.

"At what confidence level?", is a statistician's response.

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– no_ez -3 points 3 years ago +2 / -5

I dunno. Some people think a kiss on the cheek or an intimate personal relationship outside of marraige with the opposite sex is an affair... are we talking about FUCKING here or flirting with your coworker and going out to lunch together?

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– HerAlterEgo 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

"entanglement"

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– Ep0ch 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Farts

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– ItCameOutOfACan 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Should have worn a mask.

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– Mad_King_Kalak 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

I don't see people who are not high risk lining up for tests. Given that, they don't have to spin it.

This fat chick was doing it for the photo op, nothing more.

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– HerAlterEgo 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

I read this in the voice of Troy McClure.

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– intellectual-darkweb 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Climate change. The obvious choice.

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– KiloRomeo 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

"Produce imported from other countries"

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– Druid_Con 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Now eat this domestic produce with naturally occurring spikr protein

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– KiloRomeo 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Lol

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– wwvax 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

the new variant is airborne. wear your masks, you can contract it multiple times and multiple aids is way worse than single aids.

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– HumbleMemeMaker 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

This won't be possible to spin if all of the unvaxed mysteriously don't have aids. The public is really gullible, but that's got to be a bridge too far.

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– DrNilesCrane___ 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

They'll say it's from covid. They'll blame every fucked up thing the vax is doing on covid.

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– DrinktheCovfefe 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Water fountains, kissing, hand-holding, sharing drinks, public toilets, sitting next to someone...all the possibilities they DEBOONKED in health class back in the 90s

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– no_ez -4 points 3 years ago +1 / -5

🤭

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– no_ez -1 points 3 years ago +4 / -5

BUTT SECKS.

Kinky Commie Kinsey Pedo strikes again! https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19527855/how-many-women-are-having-anal-sex/

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– no_ez -3 points 3 years ago +2 / -5

Perhaps this is VAIDS. Perhaps billionaires who bought diagnostic testing companies need to DUH VER SI FYE!

Why not get you an illuminati that can do both?

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