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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re the kettle calling the pot black. I live the high life and I have a master’s in English Literature. I have the MLA/APA standards memorized, I just come here to blow off steam and anti-troll trolls like you. Oh, and to have fun. You should try that sometime... sourpuss. By the way, my dick is still out.

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got a sauce on that translation... ran central intelligence thru 2 diff translators en to jp... it’s not coming up satoshi nakamoto... but i want to believe it lol

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Enemy of my Enemy is my friend. -King George III, Destroyer of Baghdad.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

“They’ll pay attention to the next one!....”(pandemic) -Billy G

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doom-scrolling, bwahahaha man these guys love newspeak. I guess they can’t use the phrase “fear porn” anymore since they’ve incorporated it into their business model.

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of the window in the death chamber... I’m sold. I’d Better take the Lethal injection.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are these pictures twenty years and twenty pounds apart?

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dick was out for U/harambe, but You made me lose my erection. Can you write me an RX for that doc? Oh and some ointment for these sick burns you’re laying out too please.

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, at least we’ll get SOME factories back from China. If anyone wants to unionize with me, my factory is open and literally PUMPING OUT VARIANTS. No-EZ inc. plans on releasing a new model Covid-22 sometime in the late fall.

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no_ez 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m still saving my covid stim money for Estate sale auctions. I want your grandpa’s 2008 Lincoln towncar and his belt, necktie, and suspenders collection.

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good read, the Branch Covidians are indeed living in a simulation within a simulation... If you read this article and you like it, check this out, your local library probably has it, you’re gonna love it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation

It’s pretty heavy and you’ll find yourself re-reading the same paragraph a few times to digest it. The original was written in French, so if you speak that, let me know what was lost in translation.

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s do 99 for the 99 attributes of Allah. Also, so JayZ can sing “i got 99 problems but a vax ain’t one!” And get a nice fat check from big pharma

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Use one url shortener like tinyurl and then enter that url into another shortener and post that. Takes like 3 minutes.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice try to “radicalize” me, FBI. Go swipe alt-right on a fellow spook, and get yourself a nice piece of asset. You too can be the handler of a sexy underwear bomber.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

The religion of peace Loves child marraige and first cousin marriage. Stop being insensitive and stop defying Allah. Go swing by Comet Ding Dong and try one today!

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no_ez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those imperialist faggots still have no clue what guerilla warfare is. It’s the reason the US beat back the redcoats and the same reason it lost Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

“Duuuuh you got guns we’s got tanks and atomic bombs ur AR is so dumb and ineffective we need to take it burrrrrrrr”

C’mon man.

I pray for a nonviolent revolution, and it wouldn’t even take a real revolution, just the adoption of good ole common sense by about 33% of the population... i love Tolstoy, and MLK, and Gandhi... but i’ve read those same history books too. SHTF, foreign or domestic, i’m gonna try to head for the hills and hide out anne frank style. The moment i’m told to resettle, go to a camp, etc. we’ll see... I don’t want to fight, i don’t want war, but the machine gun turrets at the border, secret prisons, and full on police state is coming... or not. Again, praying.

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no_ez 5 points ago +5 / -0

The morning after pill exists. Pregnancy isn’t some mystery disease. It only happens when sperm sprays into a vagina. And even then, only when the timing is right. Fertility tracking has existed since women have. Just sayin’. Maybe this will increase condom usage, responsible sex, BC pills, doubling up on methods (my first girlfriend made me pull out even with a rubber on!!) And just look at the insane amount of STI infections per 100,000 compared to just 5 or 10 years ago. Oh, and Vasectomy doctors are about to get rich as fuck, too i bet. Maybe some arbortionists can shift to clipping nuts when their cash-cow collapses. Personally, if I were a legislator I would've tried to push the ban to ten weeks, you miss two periods and it’s pretty damn obvious what is going on.

https://gis.cdc.gov/grasp/nchhstpatlas/charts.html

https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/atlas/index.htm?s_cid=bb-od-atlasplus_002

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no_ez 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still want to believe half or more of the brigadiers, trolls and jerks you speak of are a combination of paid operatives and artificial intelligence. At this point though, after most of my ‘thinking’ friends blindly accepted every shifting narrative and complied with all the talking heads’ requests surrounding the Chinese Communist Party Virus... I can accept that most people in the world population are semi-retarted.

“God must have loved the common man, for he made so many” -T. Jefferson

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