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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

2016 for sure. Trump and then the Eclipse is about the timeframe I started feeling things weren't right.

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Turtlew0rk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you imagine when eventually the police have pulled over a car full of teens seemling up to no good and the cop has to get the story and each is using preferred pronouns to describe what happened. Would quickly turn into a 21st century Abbot and Costello routine.

So at least these is that.

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is still porn at least.

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

But we never got that "dark winter" last year when nobody was vaccinated.

Well, it did get dark a hell of a lot earlier. Maybe thats what he means. I wonder if it's also gonna be cold.

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

The state is a parasite that has convinced us that we couldn't survive without it when it is the state that cannot survive without us.

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Turtlew0rk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live within 100 miles of he border in VA outside of DC. Never been outside of the United States nor do I have a passport yet I have no rights because I could be smuggling something in from another country.

Now don't get me wrong. I don't believe what I am about to say, but to illistrate how ridiculous that is I have no absolute proof any other countries except the US even exist. I have never seen any other landmass than the one I am on and only see an ocean as far as the eye can see and I am told about these other places and shown picture but it isn't out of the realm of possibilities that its all an illusion created for some sinister or maybe a fucking TV show like in he Truman show or I am in a simulation that isn't programmed o render anything past a certain virtual replica of the United Sates where my particular storyline will go.

But bottom line is if our constitutional rights are not applicable in certain areas then we have no constitutional rights anywhere. Which sadly has always been the case and always will be. It is hard to accept this and takes quite a long time to accept and most never even consider let alone accept he fact that out entire history is a lie, from the fairy tale about Columbus wanting to prove the earth was not flat (this was well know for years before Columbus all over the world) and was looking for a trade route to India when in fact Columbus came here in search of gold and slaves but when he wasn't able to obtain enough of either to impress the royals or even pay the back for funding his voyages he became arguably the most successful perpetrator of genocide in the history of man.

I am not sure how kids are taught these days about Columbus but in my day he was a hero and "In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue" is still burned into my head from the poem and then childrens song written about him:

http://www.teachingheart.net/columbus.htm

In 2007 a Native American woman wrote a far more accurate version:

http://www.teachingheart.net/columbus.htm

It has been 529 years and Columbus day is still a federal holiday in America. One of only 12 such holidays observed and one of only 3 observed in honor of a specific individual. Washington and MLK Jr.s birthdays being the other 2. Washington was the original terrorist who betrayed the ruling British Empire of which he as a subject and also a lifelong slaveholder who inherited his first 10 at age 11 with the passing of his father, and at the time of his death 317 slaves worked Mt. Vernon, but only 110 were his and the rest he managed but were owned by other people according everywhere I have read as if that means a god damned thing. I cannot find any estimates as to how many he owned in between, but officially at least 120 were his "property" and another 207 he "managed". That's right. He was their manager. I am sure that is how the slaves saw him. Well 207 of them, the other 120 probably knew they were his property and he was their master. George Washington also ordered the murder of many Native Americans and there is much more to be written there, but this comment has gotten out of hand and I could go on forever. Just 2 more quick points

  1. It has been 222 years since Washington's death and not only does he still have 1 of 3 federal holidays that honor an individual Our Nation's Capital is named after him FFS!! The Washington Redskins only had to change the Redskin part of their offensive name and nobody says a word about the Washington part.

  2. MLK Jr who promoted non violent action against his oppressors and gave the "I have a dream" speech at the March on Washington was then surveilled by the FBI who harrassed and attempted to discredit him all the way up until his assassination that the FBI had no idea about despite the constant surveillance by the FBI under the personal orders of J. Edgar Hoover and bottomless budget to do so. And totally didn't either take a blind eye to or actually perpetuate the assassination.

So given all that...If I am considered a terrorist by the likes of these people I take no offense and would be ashamed to be called anything else.

Happy Columbus day folks!

by Renzus
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Turtlew0rk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even when describing an imaginary world where their policies have been implemented and are successful I can't understand how or what the benefit is or what changed. i cant even really argue any of it because even after listening to it 3 times I don't understand what they fixed or how other than it seems like libraries are OK. Which is nice I guess. And judging from her appearance the ice capades is still a thing or potentially she is mentally retarded or batshit insane or is on the Super stylings of the new compulsive pharmaceutical thanks to Big Pharma that makes any of this make sense even a little.

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Turtlew0rk 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 seconds? Really man? Is that your standard amount of time needed before judging information being presented to you?

While that is 3 more seconds than most of the population I think you can do a little better than that.

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

With a high powered bolt action rifle that was not found at the scene.

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Turtlew0rk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upcoming Portugal Headline Template:

Sad news as local judge who gained internet fame for his maskless tirade against law enforcement officers video has went viral died yesterday (INSERT DATE) (Choose 1 [from Covid complications/in an apparent suicide attempt.])

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a projectile with the name of each Congresstraitor on it. We need an inside job>

Sorry, not following you there. What do you mean?

Sold my soul? How? We need a guy like that in government. This guy is our best shot:

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/boot-hatted-satirist-vermin-supreme-launches-mock-senate-bid/

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

ohhhh.. I see what he is doing now. What amazing logic this man has. Having to drive across state lines or risk being potentially sued by a private citizen that someone not only knows you are pregnant and for how long but also will somehow know when you have gotten one in the State. Not only that, but he will be able to present a case that proves he is personally entitled to damages and have that hold up in the appeals process.

Yeah, thats the same as forced sterilization. But I am not sure if he realizes this may actually have a reverse effect and less abortions would be happening with all the sterilization. How are these woman gonna get abortions if they cannot get pregnant? Didn't think about that did they? This reckless fuck iis gonna ruin abortions for all of us.

But seriously, he should be hung on he lawn of the capital for officially proposing this on official recordI don't care how Ironic or cute he is trying to be. or how much he was joking. He is an elected official and he has basically openly threatened a large number of people not to mention wasted government time and money on this nonsense.

Not kidding. We have executed soldiers for way less in our history. This is a crime and he should lose his seat amd face criminal charges if not a court martial if that is possible which I think it may be.

We are in "a time of war" technically also lol and he could face the firing squad or be hanged if laws were equally applied o all people.

Fuck that guy man. Although he kinda does make a great argument for abortions in general really. Maybe if his mom jad more time and access she would have aborted him. As a matter of fact I don't think its too late and she should still have that option no matter how old he is. He should be able to abort himself as well. That would really show he cares about women's reproductive rights.

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew one day someone would recognize my expertise n such areas. I am honored and promise not to let you down, well other than my work in congress potentially. That is gonna be a fucking shit show for sure. My platform is mainly focused on 3 issues I feel strongly about. Which are in no particular order...

  1. Settling personal vendettas by using my power to enact sweet sweet revenge over those who wronged me whether real or perceived.
    '

  2. Open rebellion.

  3. AOC. I wanna bang that broad man.

These are shovel ready policies that are deficit neutral that we can put into action on my first day in office in a bipartisan common sense policies. Should be a big hit. Plus there is always open rebellion to fall back on.

Now tell me more about that cheese biscuit benny. Would Ibe able to maintain while in office? Or would I be accused of being in the pocket of Big Lobster or have to abstain my vote on any Biscuit related issues that come to the floor?

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Turtlew0rk -1 points ago +2 / -3

David Rowe. Says it at the top.

Still complete BS, but it says a name. May be a fake name. But definitely a fake story. Inseminators of The Commonwealth off PA need not worry and may go about inseminating as they please without government intrusion.

Inseminators lives matter. Where is our parade?

Edit: Misread, wasn't Rowe my bad. I will cancel the paarade, thought I would get more support there.

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Turtlew0rk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now is a shithouse rat crazier than any other rats? Seems to me that if you are a rat living in a shithouse would be the dream. You are a nasty ass rat that loves nasty ass shit. Where else u wanna be? It's a logical place to live for rat and quite sane. Probably great for their mental health in fact. We could be so lucky as to be as mentally sound as a shithouse rat living his dream and being true to his rat self.

Now a rat that lived in a clean sterile environment? Watch out for that nutty fucker. He ain't right. No life behind those eyes.

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Turtlew0rk 4 points ago +4 / -0

He isn't a doctor. Apparently the only one that isn't a doctor these days because most people know EXACTLY how the immune system works and are quick to tell you all about it (aggressively) because they know "the science" and to deny it would be absurd. It is of course, well known that science does not change once it has been officially declared science. Never in the history of science I am pretty sure. Give or take anyway, but don't quote me there. I am not as well informed as they are, all I know is when you are offered a free shot of experimental drugs you are crazy not to want it. If a thing is free I want two. If some is good, more is better right? You can't argue that logic. Its been proven by scince. Plato I think. Maybe Jesus or Paul Bunyan. Maybe it was AOC idk, doesn't matter. Go get you some free injections you science denying racists!

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got a source for this homie? Never heard anyone referred to as "inseminators" before. Especially on official legislation documents.

Also there is the fact that googling this has provided me with nothing other than on ifunny.com and the poster misrepresents a reward of 10k paid to informers as a fine for those refuse to be sterilized.

Seems like a bad faith post. Prove me wrong.

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let the twatters tweet and don't pay attention to their nonsense. F Twitter man, they can have it and decide what the "twitter truth" is all they want it doesn't change a damn thing. Let them get as looney as they want on Twitter and get it out of their systems. Do normal people actually have twitter accounts? I can't imagine sending a tweet about anything let alone paying attention to a tweet someone else wrote.

Twitter lol. What a silly thing Twitter is. Still hard for me to believe it caught on. Didn't facebook status updates accomplish this already? I was perfectly happy not using that and thought twitter would surely be a fad. I really overestimated the intelligence of people which is rare for me.

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

He says it is possible to use noise as a weapon, just not in the way Havana Syndrome victims maintain it is. 'In the Philippines, the government blasted Katy Perry music to break up a demonstration. Other than that, it doesn't work very well because of the laws of physics.

Umm...what about LRAD devices? The ones we admittedly used on protesters in Pittsburgh and the Dakota pipeline? Those are real right?

The popups ads alone make this seem like one of those illigitame sites from he early 90's peddling nonsense for clicks spyware distribution. Crazy that its dailymall.uk and not ebaums world or tylerdurden.com.

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Turtlew0rk 2 points ago +2 / -0

The horses were sure scared. They were crossing a river with people coming from all directions in a very high stress situation and their handlers should have never put them there.

Also reines are whips are two different things. (not that it even matters at this point)

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

We may have been pushed, but we were willingly led to the ledge.

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