"The conspiracy theorists were right all along; our freedoms rest on a razor’s edge and preparing to survive and fight for those freedoms is perfectly rational."
"Instead, the teacher wears white, very tight linen clothes when she menstruates. This means the blood shows through in order to generate a 'conversation with the kids'."
"Last month, a female air traffic controller at Burbank Airport in Southern California got her left and right mixed up and cleared a plane to land on a runway that already had another plane on it."
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