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Buttfingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Alex Jones conspiracy theory is that he is money laundering.

His controlled opposition takes money from shirt and supplement sales, then redistributes the funds in the form of settling law suits.

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Buttfingers 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we just gave reparations to all the descendants of slaves, then their spending could spike the GDP. This would create enough revenue to pay all debt.

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Buttfingers 8 points ago +8 / -0

My source said, 2 more weeks.

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Buttfingers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nuke World Order.

Be scared of our magic weapons and bend the knee.

by DrLeaks
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Buttfingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it was the guy sitting in the big stone chair a few hundred yards away, that fucked us worse.

by DrLeaks
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Buttfingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

They only thought that they killed Applebee's, but Applebee's got the last laugh.

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Buttfingers 5 points ago +5 / -0

that is all...

Couldn't even come up with a reason you didn't like it. Lazy.

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Buttfingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

A News company thats purpose is to make you hate your neighbor.

I learned about that, the name is Propaganda.

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Buttfingers 1 point ago +1 / -0

FEB:

Your cancer results have come back positive.

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Buttfingers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah lets prosecute the 80 year old man and not the families that paid him and profited.

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Buttfingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

The opiate epidemic has proven that, kids like needles.

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Buttfingers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knowing what I do now, my question is,

What is he doing with the hand that I can't see?

The old magician trick of misdirection.

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Buttfingers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you sure? CNN has made no mention of this.

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Buttfingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ewwww, a reddit link.

No thanks, I don't want AIDS.

Screenshots, archives, or nothing.

by Renzus
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Buttfingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

He fingered himself?

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Buttfingers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Totally. As we are popping out kids, most of my peers are having to turn to fertility clinics.

I tell them the secret but none want to listen:

Don't keep a cell phone in your front pocket. Instead wear cargo pants and shorts to put it in the lower side. Keep it away from your gonads.

Every idiot dad like myself with a bunch of kids walking through Costco has the same uniform. Cargo shorts and pants

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