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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

3.5 hours

How about an executive summary?

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BeefyBelisarius 0 points ago +1 / -1

Muh sanitation

Found the Indian.

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BeefyBelisarius 7 points ago +8 / -1

Fun fact: it's named "Vulgate" because when it was translated to Latin, that was the "vulgar", meaning common, language most people used. The translator was given sainthood for the same act later English translators were killed for.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Considering the parasite is in their feces, this is more a lack of sanitation problem than a cat problem. I bet India is one of those more than 60% areas.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it fell on his boot, the sound would be carried by his suit. But why didn't the astronaut falling over a moment later while holding the object make any sound?

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Z̸̡̨̢̧̨̜̼͔̼̼̳̺̻͇͇̻̝͇̺͈̜̗̘̙̭̜̣̱͈̬͓̬̝͈̗̥̤̭̣̭͚̯͎̰̥̗̳̘͔̟͔͇̹̦̙͙̟̰̥̺͑̈̃̐̑̌̕͘̕̕̚͜͜ͅͅå̵̢̨̢̢̟͚̞͎̬̖̮̙̬̘̥̺̞̥͇̰͕̣̖̻̣̘̟̗͓̤͇̖͓͖̲͓̻̑́̔͊̿̎͛̌̒̎̌̽͜͜ͅͅͅl̶̨̨̧̧͍̺͖̳̞̱͔̝̣͚͇͍͚̦̳̪̬̟̞͍̦̰̟̠̰̱̻̯̤͈̞͙̼̣͈̗͚̱̞̙͚̘̰̻̭̗͖̜̺̩̗̤̦̞̈́͛ͅģ̶̡̨̨̢̢̢̛̼̪͔̬͔͚̰͙͔͉̼̭̮͕̙͍̝̠̟̝̙̩͇͉̝̗̟̬͕͕̫̭̘͎̥̲͓͎͇̯̦͖̰̗̥̰͈͙̜͖͙̱͍̜̩̱̜͎̲͔̲͆̍͑͊̈̓̿͑̾͒̽̔̀̀̀̓͒̔̌̾̚̕͠ͅǫ̴̡̧̧̛̛͉͔̭͚̖̝̝͙̣͈͓̫̦̮͚̞͇̮̹̮͔̬͚̠̻͖̫̖̲̗̭͈̗̣̘̹̗̜̦̰̙̞̳̪̳̣̼̮͉̩͚͐̈́̆̒́̽͒̏̓̉͒̀̈́͊̽̂̂̑͛͛̂̀̎̒̌͐̓͆́͆͗̏̇̍̍̏̍͂͋̿̆̿̏͌̍͂̆̽̐͑̋̈́̑̓̐͘̕͘͘̚͜͜͝͝͠͠͝p̴̨̨̛̻̠͙̖̱͍̩̟̪͙̰͓͓̣̤͇̩̞̤̘͉̪͓̹͕̺̭͖̓̽̏̾̈́̒̔̈́̈́̽̎͊́́̌̓̒̈́̈́̆̽̓̃̏͆͑̓̋̑͒̒͘͜͠͝͠͝͠ǫ̴̡̢̭̪͚͙̱͔̻̯̬̰̲̻̜̪̮̻̭̘̯̟̺̝̼̜̣͙͕̜̺͇̭͔͎̜̠͎̖̥̦̤̮̩͉͖͈̌͑͜͜͜͜͠s̵̨̧̡̨̡̻̱̞̯͓̰̫̼̭̺͍̻̹͇̰͕͓̮̬̖̖̜̭̫̦̺̱̩̻̖͚̪̘̤͇̐̊̒̋̈̽̽̏̀̓̉́͂́̎̅̉́͛͐́͒͛̽̄͌̏̅͑͑̄̓̓̉́̋͑͆̑̇̔̍̓̔͋̏̂͗̐̇͐͘̕̕̚̚̚͘͜͝͠ţ̴̨̧̣̖̤͖͇̞͉̰̹̙̠͚̗̪̺̱̫̮͙͗̉̓́̋̿̈́͑͆͆̀̎̄̀̉̀͊͊̿̌̆͆́̎̓͂͐̓͛̂̈́̀͌̇͛̈́̇͗̉́͊̅̅̅̐̄̒͛͘͘̕͝͝͠͝͝í̶̢̢̧̛̭̳̬̼̭̦̮̲̻̝̪̭͇͈̞̱̰̦͙͚̝͚̩̹̖̺͈̻͎̹̥̞͕̰͚̭̦͕̜̠̠͇͔̜̰͍͚̗͈͈͍̘͓̰͚̈́̿̎̃̀̌͒̍̔̆̇̆̑̓̀̇̈́̅̂̃̉̎́̃̓͗̐̉̌͌̉̽͐̕͠͝͠͠͝͠ͅn̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛͍͓̪͔̩͚͓̗̭̩̜̱̮̮̫̞̦͕̭͍͉͈͙͉̖͍̫̥̊̆̽́̋̐͑͒̓͛̓̍͑̎͐̃̏̇̄̐͒̏́͂͌̄̿̽̃̀̉̉̊̈̑̑͆͋̓́̆͒̍̈́͊͑͊̌̓̄̍̑̀̒͌̚͘̕̚͠͝͝ͅg̷̨̧̢̧̙̺͉͍̙̼̞̠̣͕̮̮̟̘͍̼̻̱̦̳̗͕͓͈̯͉̤̘̬̟͕͉̯̻͕̘̳̫̱͈̥̏̀̂͂̀̐̆̀̀͗̀̒̎̅̅̓̏̈́̇̇̉̈̑̇͒͒̃̂́́̌͗͗̉̍̓̓̒̌́̚͘̕͜͝͠ ̶̡̧̡̡̡̧̡̨̢̧̛͔͖̼͓̲̲̹̱̝̬͇͖͕͍̲̤̗̣͈̱̺̝̳̻͚̖̦̮͚̱̖̳͕̥̼̯̖̭̻͔̖̘̦̩͈̯̹̩̲̰͎̺̺̭̝̪͉̤̠̦͕̭̪̝̔̓̀͆̉̿̓̓̆͆̌̀̊͌̇̀̄͌̈̓̌̓̎͌̂͂͒̀̓́̓̆̍̐̅̆͌͋͆̈́͑̂̑͗̍̂̄̈́̄̌͋̔̆̔̃̅͊̓͛̽̕̚̚̚͘̕̕͝͠ͅw̴̨̢̡̧̛̫̺̖̰͉̬̺̠̬̻͕̖̼͉̼̟̼̳̯̘̠͚̯̪̦̩͍̙͉͚̹̳̖̗̹͔̮̳̰̠̟̘̪͍̠̠̥̭̳̗̭̰̦̟̦̣͙̭̥̪̓̆̀̎̍̀͂͋͂͊̎̊̇͋̐́̈́̽͋͆̋̄͑̆̇̽͐̾̓̈́͒̕͘͘̚͘͝͠͝o̵̢̧̡̧̖̮̹̙͔͕̹̫̞̜̥̭͍̟̭̝͇̲͚͙̰̫͕͉͇͙̞̬͖͐̋͐̓̆̂̔͌́͂͑͜ͅŗ̵̢̨̛̫̬̱̭͕̟̟̖̮̜̼̺̮̟͉̳͙̬̰̪̝͎̪͇̮̻͚̮̲̯̮̗͍̠̟̣̫̗͍̲͒͛̂͛̊́̇̾̌͑̋̊͒́̊̃̂̀̂̽̉͑̉̐̐̉͑͑̌̍͌͛̈́͊͆̚͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅk̶̨̨̧̛͕̻͎̭̖̼̰͚̘̯͈̙͉̻͓̹̜̙͕̭͓̞̺̻͇̞̰̰̗̒̿͊̀̍̽̔̄́̐̓̽̽̉͂̀̆́̄̆́̋̈́̿̋͌̉͌̌̽̄͒̀̿́̓̕͘͘͠͠͝s̸̨̨̢̨̡̢̧̮̣̳̠͇̺͎̫͍͙͙̩̙͉̰̦̫̣̻̘̘̠͈̜̭̠̖̖̬̭͉̬̘̙͇̬͎̣͉̗̭̳̝͖͚̆̊̌͋̅͜͜ͅͅ ̸̨̡̨̢̢̢̛̛͚͔̪͍̘̻̠̙̼͖̮̘̱̖̖͚̥̹̝̯̟̦͇̮͖̪͍͍͇̟̪͖̠͚͉͉̰͈͎̻͎͇͙͖̖̟̪̼̼̩͕̲̩̼̳̩̖̩̗͉͈̹̗͎͎͙̙̺͕̀̉͛͐̿̆͐̒̅͑̄̐̂̃̀͑̄͂̈́̓̓̀̇́̊̏̃̈́̈́̓̈́͒̾̉̉̀̔͋̒̌̃̏͆͒̄̎̊͘ͅh̶̨̡̨̨̢̛̻̼̟͔̺̬̠̻͕͉̞͔̣̝̤̣̺̘͇͔̰̝͚̻̻̞͔̪̩͓͓̖̭̞̳̪̱̦͔̻̖̮̪̊̐̈́͐̄̂̈́̂́͛̌͗̽͑͛̓̓͐̍͛́̊͗͆͗̈́̆̈́͆̓̔̍̀̋̃͂̀́́̎̍̄̊̇̒̈́̽̇͘̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅȩ̸̨̨̢̢̡̛̪̦̯̻̫͙̭͓̘̪̜̼͇̱͍̫̗̙̪̣̙̬͇͉͓̠͕̞̬̗̳̫̭̞̜̪̙̖̌͂͌̈̊̑͊̃̂̎̑̇̇̊̈̓̒́͌̈̋̓́̿̓̐̆̒̈͊̑̊̽̽̒͂́̈́̍̌́́̉̅͒̈́̚̚̕̕̕͘̕̚̚̕͠͠ͅͅŗ̵̡͕̭̮͎̝̣͓̳͉͔͈͈̣̺͍̥̖̖̖̻͕̞̟̫̞̻̝̟̘̝̞͕̬̦̺͉̣͇̺̲̱̣̋̉̋͋̂̆̈̊̇͂̒̓̒̾̀͛̌̔̌̾̒̇̐̊͜͜͝ͅͅę̴̧̢̨̛̛̛̛̛̤̺̲̝͖̖̦̞̣͖̼͖͎̹͕̞̘͖͇̫̲̥̪̙̘̦͖̥̜͔̬̝̰̤̰̦͈̦̫͚̯͚͕̳̞̬̮͎̱̑̋͌̓̇̈́̓̑͋̀̋̉̏̌̐͒̌̓̊̑́̏̽̎̀͛̆̓̋̆̇͂͌̈́̀̓̂͛̇̽̋͋̌̏̎̽͑̔̋̐̕͘͜͠ ̶̙͙̠̣̪̖͓̥̦͓̻̦͇̍̎̽̏͋͛̏͋̄̑̓̇̀̈̄̒͐̽̊͋̀̑̽̚ñ̷͔̥̹͈͘ͅơ̴̢̡̧̢̢̛̫͇̪͓̤͎̻̤̙͎̺̮̲̻̖̟̫̼̥̖̝̩̪̗̖̳̯̗̪͍͖̣̣̯͔̤̭̪̼̬̹̩̼͈̖͍͓̹̻͔̣̺͌͑̓̀̏̾̔̂̀͗̋͐̑̐̔̾̈́̇͛͂̃̆̆̆̉̊̽̈́̈́̑̈́̾̓̋͒́̆͋̒̏͋̾̑̒̈́̚̚̚̚͘͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅw̵̛͍̻̖̳̮̬͉͚͓̙̱̲̫̼̖͕͈̭͇̖̲̰̫̖̰̲̦̳̜̟̣͉͇̖̩͚̜̻̤̟̥͕͎̹̓̓̈́̈̈́̓͐͂̈͒̉̔͒̀̆̑̀̉̍͌͂͊̓̈͑̅̾̈͛̉̏̏͛̀͛̊̈͛̀͌̉͌̈́̽́̆͒̑̓̍̌̽́̿̉̉̽͋̊͂̏͐̾͑̋̈͘̚̕̚͠͝ͅͅͅ?̴̡̢̼̹̹̯͖̗͇̟͇̹̳͓̗͉͇͔̰̫̹̻͇̹̤̯̭̝̮̫̗̲̰̩̬̘̠̝̲͙̘̯͋̏͜͝ͅ ̴̢̱̰͚̺̥͎͍̘̉͌̃̊͌̓̑̍͑̾͛̈́́̽̏͝͝͝F̶̨̡̧̬̣̰͙͔̖͔͖͖̙̞͙͈͚̰̮͕̼̱̙͎͂͐̐͑́͒̊̑̂̋͗̈́̀̚ͅͅư̴̧̡̨̢̨̧̧̛̙̥͕̮̤̯̭̣̦̞̻̰̝͓̞̺̣̮͍̯̲͍̲̹̹̠͔̫͉͇̰̹͙̲̩̗̫̠̲͇̞̝͖͚̦̝̝̻̳͚̲̲̬͓̻͉̌̈͆̋̈́̿͌̆̾̀̍̔͑̃̄̍̔̆̊͆͒́̋͛̋̏̆͆̒̃͘͘͜͝͝͝ͅņ̶̡̛̲̰͇̙͚̩͇̮̭͇̬̣̫̹͉̗̲̞̝͍̱̩͇̀͆͛̀̓̓̈́̅́̉̽̑̐̋̄̓̓̅̌̈́̆̊͐͛̅̀̒͋́͒͐̃͊͑̌̍̈̀̔̓̇̎͛͛̌̇͌͂̀̐̿͆̈́̄̔̌̓̀̀̍̐̈́̉̋͘̕͘̕̕̕̚͝͝.̸̢̡̦̲̹̱͕͙͕͔̞̹̹͉͉̯̒͆ ̵̛̛̝̞͉̭͕͉̥̱̮͎̗̯͉̫̦̪̲͑̉͐̅̍̃̽͗̂̀̓̑̇͌̀̇̔͆̋͗͒͒̅̓̃͐̓̋̿̈́̇͊̃̓̃͐͌̆̈́̋͘͘̕͝͝

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

He does, but he tells those sinners, "go and sin no more", not "do as thou wilt".

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +4 / -1

A swimming pool is a lot easier on the budget than a swimming pool-sized vacuum chamber, you know.

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe because the water will make it blindingly obvious if there's any leaks or other major problems with the suit?

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cultural revolution was only four decades ago, bro. They literally killed the old Chinese society.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Chinese have never won a war on their own against anyone other than other Chinese. Don't expect them to start soon.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't it be better to set someone else on fire instead of trying to grab normies attention with a flashy death they'll all forget in less than a month?

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BeefyBelisarius 9 points ago +9 / -0

But only after warning the large numbers of jews working in those capitals to go on vacation the day before. Then they raise up the anti-Christ as their false messiah and use control of the media to trick normies into following him.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

You already linked c/meta, you could have just ctrl+f "cat" and found your answer.

https://communities.win/c/Meta/p/17sPFxcYzA/how-did-i-get-an-avatar-of-a-cat/c

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

They would have similar genetic tendencies, including a reduced but still present risk of the various genetic diseases caused by generations of inbreeding, yes.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously they carry both sets, Einstein.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Genetically, yes. Sure, matriarchal tunnel diggers only count the mother's side, but genes don't work that way. Fathers are also important.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

We had one, back in the manifest destiny days when we believed God gave us this continent to forcibly conquer.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

So it is possible for an ethnic Jew to also be Catholic?

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you claiming the Jewish ethnicity doesn't exist? Atheist Jews aren't real?

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