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Next fake manned moon mission. Scheduled for 2025. (www.zerohedge.com)
posted 2 years ago by alltheleavesarebrown 2 years ago by alltheleavesarebrown +20 / -3
NASA Unveils Next-Gen Spacesuit For Upcoming Moon Mission
ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero
www.zerohedge.com
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– Jackson_Freeman 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

“The prototype includes a dark gray cover, which was designed by costume designer Esther Marquis, who worked on the TV series For All Mankind”

Quote from news article about new "spacesuits" in TheVerge. I wonder if a hollywood set designer fashioned the rocket? It's all such a joke.

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– Dorktron4Runner 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

It’s almost like the globalists are dangling the truth of it being a film production right in people’s retarded faces and they STILL DON’T GET IT.

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– MOCKxTHExCROSS 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1

it's made of goytex

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– alltheleavesarebrown [S] 6 points 2 years ago +7 / -1

From the comments.

Zoom up on the spacesuit, do you see all the puncture sites from the sewing machines? Those are all leak sites when subjected to "the perfect vacuum of space".

They have so little respect for our intellect that they didn't even use a high strength epoxy to fasten any joints.

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– turtlebam 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

I bet Moon mission 2035 spacesuit will include yoga pants and it will still pass.

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– MOCKxTHExCROSS 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1

the ZH comments are so savage

A lot of engineering went into the modules to support any combination of breasts or genitals the astronaut may posses and wish to utilize at any given time.

It works better in editing and against green screen as well.

Great, this time a rainbow flag will be flapping in the breeze in a no atmosphere environment.

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– GodsWordIsTrue 5 points 2 years ago +6 / -1

How to become a multi-millionaire in 3 easy steps:

  1. Be a program manager at NASA for 30 years.

  2. Leave and start your own aerospace company.

  3. Get billions of dollars in contracts from NASA for manned moon missions that will probably never happen.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/22/nasas-3point5-billion-plan-to-redesign-its-aging-spacesuits.html

https://www.axiomspace.com/team/michael-suffredini

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axiom_Space

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– Vlad_The_Impaler 7 points 2 years ago +9 / -2

NASA is fake and gay

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– Fed-intern420 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Deep fake AI is going to come in handy for them

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– Ninpomike 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIt6Yfu-B3o

Next evolution of reality. If you havent seen this you should. This is how they will fake moon/mars landing. Went from this in 2001 to be the next step in CGI to Pixar and dreamworks.

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– MOCKxTHExCROSS 3 points 2 years ago +4 / -1
  • The moon is at about 10^-12 torr vacuum level.
  • At this level of vacuum all liquids off-gas and metals cold weld together from contact alone.
  • Rubber seals cannot be used, instead one time only metal seals that are perfectly clean must be used.
  • If the suit is pressurized to 1 atm, there will be a force of 2116 pounds per square foot outward.

NASA has a vacuum chamber that goes to 10^-6 torr. Do you think these suits would even work there?

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– SumoSlammer2k 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Directed by George Lucas

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– alltheleavesarebrown [S] 2 points 2 years ago +4 / -2

Peopled moon mission. [Personed has son which is male.]

Only the over vaxxed will believe it is real.

Rite?

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– Jalapeno_gringo 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

Now they just need to find some expendable "astronauts"

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– 2EyesOpen 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

I nominate Kelly who has experience as an astro-not and is as expendable as it gets.

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