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I solved the Abortion Issue by Myself (media.conspiracies.win)
posted 3 years ago by no_ez 3 years ago by no_ez +40 / -0
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– no_ez [S] 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

Women can get pregnant about 13 weeks in a calendar year. This message is for the Lib-birthingpplz:

C’mon “Party of Science.” Just track your periods with your smartphone:

1.don’t go out barhopping this week.

2.If unmarried or not wanting children, abstain from sex this week OR make your mans both wear a rubber & pullout this week.

3.Report all rapes, vocally say, “i do not consent unless you wear a condom the whole time, and I can revoke consent if you take it off.”

4.Take plan B before egg is fertilized if necessary.

5.Start cohorts, coops, and charities to deliver plan B no questions asked via doordash or in-house similar discreet delivery service.

Abortion Issue solved. Now Doctors have more time for cancer screenings and other OB/GYN services.

Wow. That was easy. What should I do next goys, ending all war, or feeding the hungry of the world?

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– Dualkalibur 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

We feed the homeless to the hungry and solve those two problems, drop the remains off to be rolled under a tectonic plate so the organic material can be converted in petroleum which we can extract later creating jobs and extra “how dare you!”’s. Pedophiles and groomers can be classified as homeless and be used the same way, with or without wood chipping.

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– IGOexiled 3 points 3 years ago +4 / -1

The big problem is that women are so horny while ovulating that they can't weigh consequence.

Asking irrational beings to behave rationally is as useless as a knitted condom.

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– wtfppl 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Wearing wool on your cock would probably have the opposite affect of viagra.

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– spez__ 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

If a woman can't have sex with hundreds of men whenever she wants without worrying about the consequences, is she truly free?

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– Standhaft_Garithos 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

3.Report all rapes, vocally say, “i do not consent unless you wear a condom the whole time, and I can revoke consent if you take it off.”

What?

I'm about as pro-life as you can get, but this just doesn't make any sense.

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– no_ez [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

U kno nkkas out there slippin’ on purpose

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– Standhaft_Garithos 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

I don't speak the language of retards.

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– no_ez [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

The queen’s English? Language of lizard pedos.

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– Standhaft_Garithos 0 points 3 years ago +0 / -0

This reads like it was written by a CIA agent deliberately trying to sabotage the credibility of conspiracy analysts.

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– no_ez [S] 0 points 3 years ago +1 / -1

Hahahhaha you said “anal.”

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– FlartKnife 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Subsidize adoption costs.

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– deleted 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0
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– SuicideTruthbomber 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlCREjYgFEs

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– deleted 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0
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– jubyeonin 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

It also becomes less effective with the hormone foods in hormone containers.

OP's point was that women now don't know the basics of birth control.

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– ArcaneSlang 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

They don’t know their own bodies. I talked to a college educated woman and listened to her be so completely ignorant of her reproductive system.

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– ItCameOutOfACan 8 points 3 years ago +9 / -1

When my wife couldn't get into the doctor at the beginning of covid for birth control, we avoided these days.

It didn't work.

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– no_ez [S] 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Congratulations

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– ItCameOutOfACan 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Thanks. An unexpected surprise, but wonderful.

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– SuicideTruthbomber 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

The depopulators have egg on their faces. Congrats!

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– ArcaneSlang 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

It’s a little more complicated than listed above. Using bc with hormones kicks off a slew of biological consequences most couples won’t try to understand.

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– KickingPugilist 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Did you blow in her? I never used a condom in my life and never had an issue.

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– nc777 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Math being racist again.

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– Mad_King_Kalak 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

This is, of course, what Catholics call "natural family planning" and it's why not every sexual encounter, done with this in mind or not, without protection leads to a baby.

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– Zagati 2 points 3 years ago +3 / -1

Just a reminder; withdrawal doesn’t help because sperm exist in precum. You have been warned.

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– jubyeonin 0 points 3 years ago +3 / -3

There's usually some issue with this because there are some changes to the menstrual cycle. Birth control pills can correct it, but abortionists don't like using them. If the woman gives herself extra days just in case, it should decrease chances of pregnancy even more if they don't use the pills. It's just that some women are just whores that wouldn't be able to track it anyway or wouldn't add more days for precaution or they are abortionists looking to get pregnant so they can kill their children.

It doesn't help that women think this this is set and they have it under control and all the crap the NWO puts in food causes them to start early or late. Some of those women have some responsibility at first but it goes out the window once they start freaking out and the media tells them to have an abortion because "muh clump of cells".

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