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I solved the Abortion Issue by Myself (media.conspiracies.win)
posted 3 years ago by no_ez 3 years ago by no_ez +40 / -0
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– no_ez [S] 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

Women can get pregnant about 13 weeks in a calendar year. This message is for the Lib-birthingpplz:

C’mon “Party of Science.” Just track your periods with your smartphone:

1.don’t go out barhopping this week.

2.If unmarried or not wanting children, abstain from sex this week OR make your mans both wear a rubber & pullout this week.

3.Report all rapes, vocally say, “i do not consent unless you wear a condom the whole time, and I can revoke consent if you take it off.”

4.Take plan B before egg is fertilized if necessary.

5.Start cohorts, coops, and charities to deliver plan B no questions asked via doordash or in-house similar discreet delivery service.

Abortion Issue solved. Now Doctors have more time for cancer screenings and other OB/GYN services.

Wow. That was easy. What should I do next goys, ending all war, or feeding the hungry of the world?

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– Dualkalibur 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

We feed the homeless to the hungry and solve those two problems, drop the remains off to be rolled under a tectonic plate so the organic material can be converted in petroleum which we can extract later creating jobs and extra “how dare you!”’s. Pedophiles and groomers can be classified as homeless and be used the same way, with or without wood chipping.

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– IGOexiled 3 points 3 years ago +4 / -1

The big problem is that women are so horny while ovulating that they can't weigh consequence.

Asking irrational beings to behave rationally is as useless as a knitted condom.

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– wtfppl 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Wearing wool on your cock would probably have the opposite affect of viagra.

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– spez__ 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

If a woman can't have sex with hundreds of men whenever she wants without worrying about the consequences, is she truly free?

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– Standhaft_Garithos 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

3.Report all rapes, vocally say, “i do not consent unless you wear a condom the whole time, and I can revoke consent if you take it off.”

What?

I'm about as pro-life as you can get, but this just doesn't make any sense.

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– no_ez [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

U kno nkkas out there slippin’ on purpose

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– Standhaft_Garithos 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

I don't speak the language of retards.

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– no_ez [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

The queen’s English? Language of lizard pedos.

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... continue reading thread?
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– FlartKnife 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Subsidize adoption costs.

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