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PublicWifi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now read it in Rorschach's voice.

jc99ta 3 points ago +4 / -1

Happened to neighbor's (who happens to be a nurse) kid after the MMR vaccine.

Normal kid began to show signs of sensory and behavioral issues.

Tarrock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Mine is the one where he says that he hopes that isn't alien life since the US would just start giving them free money.

YourLordPutin 1 point ago +2 / -1

This was way before he was elected in 2016 and then they told him he is not really in charge and must do what he is told and he bowed down to his masters and said YES SIRS!

MagaPede69 -3 points ago +5 / -8

Why everyone here hasn't gotten their Trump Covid Vaccine™ is beyond me. The God Emporer himself is telling you to do it.

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Xaviermgk 3 points ago +5 / -2

It doesn't "befuddle" him...that dude is paid to be here.

30% of traffic on here is from Israel.

Oooh my back! (j/k...mine's been flaring up)

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Xaviermgk 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh yeah, I get a twisting in my right calf mainly.

You would think that 20 years would be enough time for it to go away or something.

I almost begin to think the worst thing for your back is simply brushing your teeth. I do way more physical stuff, yet that's how I throw it out mostly. :)

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Xaviermgk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I'm mainly here for the lulz.

Even if they come at my expense. Self-deprecating humor is always the best.

True story...I had a passel of odd friends at the tiny college I went to, and a wasted way too much time playing cards, spades and pitch mainly, during breaks between classes.

Anyhow, one dude of that bunch, who is hilarious, became a Facebook meme generator. Not that he made them, people made them ABOUT him, with him always stoking the fire. He's overweight, old, single, watches wrasslin', but to his credit still gets out a lot. Manages to get on TV a ton...even won a contest and got to do play-by-play for a pro sports team. Point being, he ended up recently snagging what might be one of the prettiest women I've ever seen. And she's hilarious as well, and even jumped into a recent thread about him (and her, and subsequent jokes at his expense) and got into the tomfoolery.

In the end, it's about the importance of being earnest and the power of positive thinking.

newuserfromreddit 3 points ago +5 / -2

His supporters literally nicknamed him God Emperor of the United States. Bruh.

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PublicWifi -1 points ago +2 / -3

Remember when Obama was called the messiah?

In fact, Obama merely responded by saying "Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger."

Those that worship men will always regret it.

Edit: I mean, you can downvote me all you want, but Obama never denied being a messiah or Christ. He was called out as being a / the messiah in the news and media. Presented here, citing a few dipshit Trump supporters claiming him to be 'god emperor.' Yet I question the source of the subject. Again - main stream media vs a few radical screwballs.

The media claimed Obama was a / the messiah. Obama never denied being a/the messiah.

But of course, people don't want truth.

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MagaPede69 -1 points ago +3 / -4

Fuck the Trump Covid Vaccine™. I want nothing to do with whatever that man thinks he creates.

Questionable 1 point ago +4 / -3

OH, but it's been reissued as the Biden happy funtime Vaccine. Get in line buddy. You're new God emperor Bident demands it.

ThebigLMAOski17 -5 points ago +1 / -6

oh i see... you're upset that trump pushed forward an emergency vaccine.

apparently you'd rather have waited for the election to be stolen, commie CCP puppets to be installed, the vaccine to be "tested" so it could then be forced on you by making it mandatory.

do you not get the part where because this is an emergency use only vaccine... you don't have to take it and they can't force you to?

they can try, with social pressure, but without trump pushing it forward you'd be MANDATED to take it.

does that make ANY sense at all to you or are you just gonna keep being a trump hating weirdo?

PublicWifi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry bud. Once the next flu season begins, all those who refused to be vaccinated will be blamed. Vax passports will become mandatory most everywhere and of course, vaccines will be indirectly mandated.

Trump wants credit for political reasons. It's that simple.

ThebigLMAOski17 -3 points ago +1 / -4

Trump pushed it through as an emergency, they pressured him not to so it could be mandated from jump...

they wanted to force this on everyone.

he made sure they couldn't.

if you think thats a bad thing then i can't help you.

BillyBobBarseau 5 points ago +6 / -1

This is the ridiculous excuse making bullshit that makes patriots.win a joke.

ThebigLMAOski17 -3 points ago +1 / -4

if you're too retarded to understand he did this on purpose to stop them from doing much worse...

you're the joke.

BillyBobBarseau 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are a deranged cult member. Good luck.

ThebigLMAOski17 -3 points ago +1 / -4

fuck you weak faggot.

BillyBobBarseau 3 points ago +3 / -0


Dwingles -1 points ago +1 / -2

Aww, the tRumpTard is upset!

PublicWifi 0 points ago +2 / -2

I think you're wrong - and I can't help you.

ThebigLMAOski17 -3 points ago +1 / -4

if trump wouldn't have pushed it through with "warp speed" they would have claimed it was tested, then mandated everyone take it.

if you can't figure that out... then i can't help you.

ScutFarkus -3 points ago +3 / -6

It has to be exhausting to still be defending the orange pedo this late in the game.

You may be a full blown retard, but at least you’re a loyal full blown retard.

ThebigLMAOski17 -4 points ago +1 / -5

wow, now he's a pedophile too...


you trump derangement syndrome faggots sure do make me laugh.

ScutFarkus 0 points ago +4 / -4

Oh, no. He’s always been a pedophile.

Even before him and Epstein tag team raped a 13 year old.

He even owned a pedo pageant.


ThebigLMAOski17 -3 points ago +1 / -4

he was the only one who turned epstein in you fucking retard

banned him from maralago

but i'm sure you know all the inside info

ScutFarkus 1 point ago +2 / -1


Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night, pedo supporter.