False logic: lack of evidence does not prove something did not happen. Just because someone does not live with a camera up their ass doesn't prove anything.

It is a cop video showing glowing object; are you calling the cops liars who faked it? lol, please homie.

The family did not claim a UFO crashed in their yard, where are you getting this crater silliness? They said they had tall weird intruders. If you had a giant appear in your yard, would you go get a camera then come back? I'd run for my gun but not come back.

If it was fake, why are there glowing objects in the sky dropping, in the distance from the cop car? Cops don't fake videos like that.

Totally not arson. It's, ah, beavers playing with matches. Yeah that's it. Hope they get lung cancer.

You know things are bad when you can smell the curry over the internet through your computer.

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The only diversity these savages should encounter is diverse 5.56, 9mm, and 45 ACP.

The world of art thanks you for totally not understanding perspective. Next up, Mona Lisa is taller than the mountains behind her.

Sly, I gotcher underground burger right here.

Good lord - you're Mike Pence!

Wait .. wait .. are you an ant who shops at Target??!!!

lol. See! See! I tol ya so!!!

Gray aliens are just superants without antennae!

By this logic, ants should own flying saucers and be going to Mars by now.

The Commies want to change it to Newsom's Awesome Penis Lake. In private, Newsom's wife held up thumb and forefinger and said 'I dunno; who could boat on a lake this small'.

Look, fat, rat DNA is good for you. Rat turds are digestable. Don't be such a picky white supremacist

Hey! That's Smazh and Kerpop, my neighbors at my Martian HOA.

But seriously, not only are extraterrestrial craft real, but yes, we and the Russians have physical evidences.

There is no one behind it, you're all paranoid. Mmmm, this humus is delicious and so is the onion bagel.

We know Schiff is a psychopathic liar, so this comes as no surprise. I will buy drinks for the house the day Schiff gets tossed out.

Fuck you, bot owner. You need psych treatment.

Fuck you, word salad bot

After years of censorship on Reddit, I knew something was rotten to the core and it had to have been caused by an overseeing entity.

Once upon a moral time this was called perversion. What's next down this slope - bf'ing kids then murdering them to cover up the act? Hey, as long as they're not children of the tribe, it's okay.

Anyway, schools are not a place to give explicit sexual instruction. Reading, writing, and arithmetic are okay, anal probing is not.

And this only reinforces recent public meeting about how the liberal government is not stopping crime:

"Failed progressive utopia!" https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/oakland-rockridge-crime-college-avenue-18117744.php

Yay! Let's dedicate an entire month to anal sex between males! I can't wait to see the Target clothes dummy displays with an adult and bent-over child.

But it makes knife throwing so much faster. Whick! Whick! Whick! Hahaah, thought you'd get the drop on me, grandma? Fuck you, bitch! Whick!