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NASA contractor to partner with PRADA for 2025 moon suits - DOES IT GET MORE FAKE AND GAY THAN PRADA??? (www.theguardian.com)
posted 1 year ago by MOCKxTHExCROSS 1 year ago by MOCKxTHExCROSS +30 / -3
Moon a la mode? Prada to design spacesuit for Nasa’s Artemis III mission
The luxury fashion brand announced a collaboration with Axiom Space to outfit astronauts for the 2025 mission to the moon
www.theguardian.com
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– marvinthehaggler 8 points 1 year ago +9 / -1

When I am burned into a stain on the inner wall of my capsule by the Van Allen Belt, I will look so fetch.

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– Dregan_ya 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

Hugo the German astronaut is gonna look so boss!

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– deleted 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0
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– SomniaVelociusQuam 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

I don't think it was blitzkrieg that got the Germans so far so fast, it was the sick fucking threads by Hugo Boss.

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– SmithW1984 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

They are taking a piss at this point. Never been faker, never been gayer.

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– clemaneuverers 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0

The Apollo suits were made in partnership with Playtex iirc but I guess they lost that technology too? It worked perfectly according to them, so why "fix" it by working with a fashion brand? Probably this mission is going to be all kinds of crazy. You know that they say they will launch 15 rockets to get one manned ship to the moon this time. The 14 other rockets are to get enough fuel into orbit for the one manned ship.

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– Dorktron4Runner 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0

And some people still think space exploration is real. In 2024.

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– AlexAmore 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

PRADA = DARPA

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– donpon 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

I just keep thinking about the morons looking at this and being excited about the upcoming space missions... you really have to be a total brain dead retard to still think they are exploring space.

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– deleted 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0
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– cant_even 2 points 1 year ago +3 / -1

Weren't the old-school spacesuits from Playtex or some other "foundation garment" company?

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– MOCKxTHExCROSS [S] 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

During the 1950s and 1960s, a spinoff branch of ILC was the largest producer of shapewear, or foundation garments, such as bras and girdles, in the United States, selling under a name you may recognize: Playtex!

https://exhibitions.fitnyc.edu/expedition/tag/international-latex-corporation/

HAHA didn't know that

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– Primate98 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

The full story of the Playtex Moon suits will make you LOL.

In short, they worked on them for almost 3 years and failed. NASA canceled the contract and put it back out to bid with Playtex not invited. Playtex submitted anyway, two weeks late, and passed only 12 of the 22 tests. Of course Playtex won. They went to work with a skeleton crew of 12, and a couple of months later... voila! Working Moon suit! Good old American... ingenuity? No, I think "lying" was the word I was looking for.

How Playtex Helped Win the Space Race (Mental Floss 7/18/2016)

What's interesting is that you can see this was written up in a mainstream outlet fairly recently for everyone to see. My point here is that you can lay it out and people still don't "see" it for themselves, and that phenomenon is actually more important than phony Moon suits.

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– Younosewhoitis 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

Did you see the pictures on reddit of just how "strong the core of the spaceship was" despite us seeing how fake and gay it actually was.

I assume this is something they created afterwards due to the criticism of it being laughably fake a gay?

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– Primate98 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Haha, no, never saw that, but I can imagine!

But you know, whether it's the Moon landings or any of a zillion other things, what makes normies normies is not what they think, but how they think. That is, because they can't conceptualize that those they consider "authorities" could be lying, the evidence means nothing.

Like if you asked a normie, "Hey, do you think it's possible the Moon landings were faked?", unless the first thing out of their mouth is, "Yeah, it's possible, but...," then it simply doesn't matter how fake and how gay it all is.

The real state of the world--when you examine it closely--is way crazier than any lame-ass "space mission"... lol

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– MOCKxTHExCROSS [S] 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

I'm still struggling with how zippers and stitched seams can hold up to the vacuum of space. What a joke LOL!

Playtex won the suit stand-off with ease, passing 12 of the 22 tests. NASA declared there wasn’t a second-place finisher.

I've done engineering projects for big corporations involving lots of validation testing. Random vibration, dust ingress, cycling, thermal shock, etc... And even they weren't okay with bending the rules that far. Only exception I got was a failed drop test.

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– cant_even 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

Today I learned the new (to me) term "shapewear".

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– dirtydanisreal 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0

The comms were Motorola and they used Velcro.

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– dirtydanisreal 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

So we get Gimps in Space before GTA 6?

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– Mad_King_Kalak 1 point 1 year ago +2 / -1

It's almost like white people want to make sure they use experts when designing clothing for functionality, fit, and looks.

Those Nazis were snappy dressers.

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– Needmorepopcorn 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Well everyone knows masons are faggots. And all astronauts are masons.

Only makes sense they want to dress like faggots too.

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– MOCKxTHExCROSS [S] 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

https://www.space.com/nasa-approves-spacewalks-march-2022-water-incident

LOL

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