We have encountered a streaming piece of shit from the planet Amazon. It appears to be contaminated with the social justice virus. I recommend we nuke it from orbit before it rots everyone's brains. Also, the ghost of Tolkein appeared and projectile vomited at the screen. Prepare the torpedos.
Hahaha, I dunno yet. His problem is still with the individual elves. Cos I still dunno what he is trying to say. It showed them as smart, magical, and powerful guardians. But they're obviously about to do a very stupid thing, it needs some cheese and snob snotery. But he has ignored the fact everybody knows elves are gay. Just look at those ears. No problems detected. Except her magical properties were lacking, she needs a little bit more intellect instead of the butchery.
So why did you watch it except to purposely make yourself angry?
This is like going to BreitFart News. The purpose of BreitFart is to write articles showing me how much ugly women on The View or how much Lebron James hates me. That's not worth my time reading. Some CUCKservatives like to just be angry and purposely seek content that will enrage them.
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Hobbit was utter trash. Too numerous to detail. It really stunk especially the CGI in the last film.
I actually watched the first two episodes wanting more of the story. I like the orcs, and dwarfs. The scenery was used well and so was the CGI and effects.
But they trashed a few things. She Galadriel is a witch, she cast spells. She is not a swordfighter. Her hero should be spell slinging. Not too big a problem if she learns to cast some magic as well. I could detail a few more. But that was a much bigger dislike. It was out of character. Of course she is following her brother's footsteps in this, it made that clear, but it was contrary to the lore. Rest I can watch. Elves had a few more problems, but not terrible, there was more there than lacking. Harfoots were kinda funny, made easy viewing. It kept my attention.
There was more I liked than I didn't to be fair. Normally I am the first guy to turn off woke shit. It was bad in this. But not awful. Her son with the Sauron piece, dad is like a darkelf. The Dwarf marriage, what are those kids, at least they're in helmets. But it wasn't terrible as so many others this year, and previous where they really fucked shit up, Foundation, Wheel of Time. The dialogue wasn't bad. Acting cheesy. But still it was watchable. Better than Foundation and the Wheel of Time. I'll stick with it until it gets worse.
Captain's Log, Stardate September 2022.
We have encountered a streaming piece of shit from the planet Amazon. It appears to be contaminated with the social justice virus. I recommend we nuke it from orbit before it rots everyone's brains. Also, the ghost of Tolkein appeared and projectile vomited at the screen. Prepare the torpedos.
Roger that
Hahaha, I dunno yet. His problem is still with the individual elves. Cos I still dunno what he is trying to say. It showed them as smart, magical, and powerful guardians. But they're obviously about to do a very stupid thing, it needs some cheese and snob snotery. But he has ignored the fact everybody knows elves are gay. Just look at those ears. No problems detected. Except her magical properties were lacking, she needs a little bit more intellect instead of the butchery.
No hate watching!
You knew it was going to be trash.
So why did you watch it except to purposely make yourself angry?
This is like going to BreitFart News. The purpose of BreitFart is to write articles showing me how much ugly women on The View or how much Lebron James hates me. That's not worth my time reading. Some CUCKservatives like to just be angry and purposely seek content that will enrage them.
Why not watch thousands of older, great movies and proven classics? Join a website such as Cinemageddon.
Hobbit was utter trash. Too numerous to detail. It really stunk especially the CGI in the last film.
I actually watched the first two episodes wanting more of the story. I like the orcs, and dwarfs. The scenery was used well and so was the CGI and effects.
But they trashed a few things. She Galadriel is a witch, she cast spells. She is not a swordfighter. Her hero should be spell slinging. Not too big a problem if she learns to cast some magic as well. I could detail a few more. But that was a much bigger dislike. It was out of character. Of course she is following her brother's footsteps in this, it made that clear, but it was contrary to the lore. Rest I can watch. Elves had a few more problems, but not terrible, there was more there than lacking. Harfoots were kinda funny, made easy viewing. It kept my attention.
There was more I liked than I didn't to be fair. Normally I am the first guy to turn off woke shit. It was bad in this. But not awful. Her son with the Sauron piece, dad is like a darkelf. The Dwarf marriage, what are those kids, at least they're in helmets. But it wasn't terrible as so many others this year, and previous where they really fucked shit up, Foundation, Wheel of Time. The dialogue wasn't bad. Acting cheesy. But still it was watchable. Better than Foundation and the Wheel of Time. I'll stick with it until it gets worse.
You do know that LOTR is BRITISH......????
Besides your retarded spasm about the accents.....which is actually retarded.....so no points there.
But the show is trash. 20 minutes was enough and I walked away. It has bad acting, dialogue, and scenes just cut cut cut with no setup or reason...
They butchered the lore (which is they included Aussies...would be even worse so again your point is retarded...)
Watched it, really wasn't that bad. I was expecting diversity overloaded but it wasn't the case.