We have encountered a streaming piece of shit from the planet Amazon. It appears to be contaminated with the social justice virus. I recommend we nuke it from orbit before it rots everyone's brains. Also, the ghost of Tolkein appeared and projectile vomited at the screen. Prepare the torpedos.
Hahaha, I dunno yet. His problem is still with the individual elves. Cos I still dunno what he is trying to say. It showed them as smart, magical, and powerful guardians. But they're obviously about to do a very stupid thing, it needs some cheese and snob snotery. But he has ignored the fact everybody knows elves are gay. Just look at those ears. No problems detected. Except her magical properties were lacking, she needs a little bit more intellect instead of the butchery.
Captain's Log, Stardate September 2022.
We have encountered a streaming piece of shit from the planet Amazon. It appears to be contaminated with the social justice virus. I recommend we nuke it from orbit before it rots everyone's brains. Also, the ghost of Tolkein appeared and projectile vomited at the screen. Prepare the torpedos.
Roger that
Hahaha, I dunno yet. His problem is still with the individual elves. Cos I still dunno what he is trying to say. It showed them as smart, magical, and powerful guardians. But they're obviously about to do a very stupid thing, it needs some cheese and snob snotery. But he has ignored the fact everybody knows elves are gay. Just look at those ears. No problems detected. Except her magical properties were lacking, she needs a little bit more intellect instead of the butchery.