The NSA is a database of dicks. But not private dicks, the public ones. If there’s anything I like better than a gumshoe, it’s a dick. But you shouldn’t show a dick’s pic— could compromise his missionary.
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How long did it take to steal these pictures? Why does the person look like a male but have a female name? Why does the last name also refer to male genitalia?
This is either coms, a false story to see who will bite, or it is covering for something else. What other information does the person have? What if the pictures have information such as name and number associated with them? What if there are lots of important men pictured? What if there is more in the picture than just male anatomy but also faces? What if those faces suggest individuals that are either not happy, not appropriate or not human?
Naw dude, this could promote “privacy,” i have 8 cameras pointed at my body and junk at all times, i have nothing to hide! We should all upload our health and genetic information to computer databases connected to the internet... what’s the worst that could happen?
While hilarious, is digitally hoarding dick pics illegal? Is there more to this story?
Classified dick pics. The NSA has a database of dick pics.
"Scramble the dick pic task force!"
The NSA is a database of dicks. But not private dicks, the public ones. If there’s anything I like better than a gumshoe, it’s a dick. But you shouldn’t show a dick’s pic— could compromise his missionary.
t was put on her phone after it started to look like she was going to leak something.
I would think if she somehow used her NSA tools to acquire said dick pics it may be
"16 million pieces of government property which are classified material."
Now we know NSA was made for.
Government dic pics. Lol. That's a lot of dicks, probably someone reading this has their dick on file.
Feds are degenerates.
Know they reviewed every one
This is news satire.
Satirical news source:
FBI RAID AT NSA EMPLOYEE’S HOME REVEALS OVER 16,000,000 ‘DICK PICS’ https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics/
Maybe, but it's funny and very believable
This should be higher up.
8====D
Dude; that looks like a dude.
This sounds plausible. 100%
How will they cope
Story from World News Daily, so entertainment "news".
How long did it take to steal these pictures? Why does the person look like a male but have a female name? Why does the last name also refer to male genitalia?
This is either coms, a false story to see who will bite, or it is covering for something else. What other information does the person have? What if the pictures have information such as name and number associated with them? What if there are lots of important men pictured? What if there is more in the picture than just male anatomy but also faces? What if those faces suggest individuals that are either not happy, not appropriate or not human?
What is not said?
It’s a fluid gender situation, whatever that means.
Gender fluids can carry the HIV virus, so be sure to use a dental dam and condoms if you’re non-monogamous.
Naw dude, this could promote “privacy,” i have 8 cameras pointed at my body and junk at all times, i have nothing to hide! We should all upload our health and genetic information to computer databases connected to the internet... what’s the worst that could happen?