TL;DR: Thomas Massie is a Salem Witch. We’ll look at the suspicious elements of his background, and the people from whom he may be descended.

Thomas Massie (b1971) is controversial. Decide what you think about him after reading this material. Maybe you’ll think it’s meaningless and irrelevant. Maybe.

As of the time of this writing, Massie just lost his primary and will be out of Congress soon, but that doesn’t look like the finale of, “Hillbilly Hero: The Thomas Massie Story”. The issues of Epstein and Iran have—to put it crudely—caused a crack in MAGA, into which the Salem Witches hope to drive a wedge named Thomas Massie. To that end, the psychological operation has begun. We can begin our analysis with this anomaly:

Thomas Massie Has Always Been a Pain in the Ass: Can the Kentucky Republican—inventor, farmer, gadfly, genius—survive standing up to Trump? (Mother Jones 5/12/2026)

Trump is going to be in office for two years after Massie leaves DC. Also, the 2026 United States House of Representatives elections in Kentucky was literally only one week after the story was published. Why not just wait for the answer? Well, that’s because they already knew he couldn’t win and this propaganda piece was the first campaign ad of “Massie4Prez 2028”.

Glaring anomaly up front: find any Top 10 list of leftist magazines and Mother Jones (magazine) (1976) will be on it. Hmmm, I wondoer who is really behind it (bold-face mine)?

The magazine is named after Mary Harris Jones, known as Mother Jones, an Irish-American trade union activist, socialist advocate, and ardent opponent of child labor.

The Salem Witches were behind the entire Social Reform movement and this was just one more project. I’m not an advocate of child labor, but I suggest recognizing there is a good reason and then there is the real reason. Further:

People who served on the editorial team during those years included Adam Hochschild, Paul Jacobs, Richard Parker, Deborah Johnson, Jeffrey Bruce Klein, Mark Dowie, Amanda Spake, Zina Klapper, and Deirdre English.

According to Hochschild, Parker, "who worked as both editor and publisher, saw to it that Mother Jones took the best of what could be learned from the world of commercial publishing".

Yes, the Parkers once again. Did you know that I never go searching for them? There are just that many, one in every other woodpile. Clearly, this isn’t progressives reluctantly admitting that one Republican isn’t a Nazi, it’s the Salem Witches informing us who they want for President.

The article flogs the image of Massie as a boy-genius hayseed just trying to do good in the corrupt world of politics. That alone leads us on three tangents. Apologies in advance for wrecking any images of “a better time”.

First tangent: the narrative of cornpone crusader was sold to us nearly a century ago in 1939’s Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, considered one of the greatest films of all time. Eleven Academy Award nominations, although only a single win for Best Original Story. Who wrote it? Lewis R. Foster (1898-1974).

The film starred one of the most iconic American actors of all time, James Stewart (1908-1997). Yes, the same Jimmy Stewart who played despondent but redeemed George Bailey in what has become a Christmas treasure, It’s a Wonderful Life.

Miles Mathis wrote a short paper on Jimmy Stewart (12/31/2018 7-page PDF). It is almost entirely useless but I learned Jimmy was a Major General in the US military, which seems so odd. Mathis does notice that Stewart’s mother was born a Jackson and links her to President Andrew Jackson. Then he says that Andrew Jackson looks really Jewish. Is that insightful?

I offer instead that Jackson is a Salem Witch name, and applies to both Jimmy and the former President. Further, when that President Jackson crossed the Salem Witches, a house painter named Richard Lawrence tried to shoot him, the first attempt on the life of a President. It was, at least, the first fake attempt because both pistols misfired.

Anyway, back on Mr. Smith, I noticed the role of "Ma Smith" was played by—get this—an actress named Beulah Bondi (1888-1981). Her mother was born Eva Suzanna Marble.

I had never heard the surname Bondi until we all heard it over and over very recently. Does this perhaps help to explain the anomalous situation where Pam Bondi got into a position to do something and then did not do nothing hardly at all until at some point she got booted? Helps me, for sure. We will revisit Pam in the near future.

Second tangent: Try to notice what MJ is glossing over here…

Lewis County is the poorest of the 21 counties in the 4th Congressional District, which has a population of about 776,000 spread out across nearly 5,000 square miles. Its county seat is Massie’s hometown of Vanceburg, population 1,500. Situated near the banks of the Ohio River, Vanceburg is 30 miles from the closest Walmart. The nearest major airport is at least an hour-and-a-half drive away outside Cincinnati.

Oh, shit, he probably dropped out of his mama into a horse trough, didn’t he? They’re trying to sell you the notion that ol’ Tommy Boy is a son of the hills and hollers of ol’ Kaintuck, or some such garbage. That’s on one level, but there is a deeper level that is more crucial to lead you away from, farther east and farther back in time.

Yes, Massie was raised in Vanceburg, Kentucky but he was born 50 miles away as the dang ol’ crow flies in Huntington, West Virginia. Sounds like some bullshit trivia, doesn’t it? It isn’t.

Huntington was named after Collis Potter Huntington (1821-1900). An interesting sidelight with him is that he was one of “The Big Four” robber barons specializing in railroads.

A fellow robber was Charles Crocker (1822-1888). Name sound familiar? In the second “Streetcar Conspiracy” post right before this series, I mentioned the first cross-country auto trip in 1903 (on BFGoodrich tires!) was a PR stunt by Sewall K. Crocker (1883-1913) and Horatio Nelson Jackson (1872-1955). Yes, another Jackson.

Huntington is also the seat of Cabell County, West Virginia. If you’re not already familiar, you’ll be struck by what the Cabells have been up to over the centuries, from the Mayflower to JFK. If you not familiar, I wrote up some of their antics in this post.

Also, unbelievably, an unincorporated community (basically a neighborhood) in Huntington is Beverly Hills! No, that’s not some cruel dig at the poor people of rural WV. They don’t admit it for this one, but I’m certain that just like the area in LA where rich people live, both are named after Beverly, Massachusetts. It used to literally be a part of Salem.

Right across the bridge from Huntington is Proctorville, Ohio. Again, can you believe it? The original name was "Quaker Bottom". See, I keep telling you there’s something I can’t quite put my finger on with the Quakers.

Finally, leaving Huntington north on WV-2, in less than an hour you’ll come to Point Pleasant, West Virginia. You’ll pass right by the site of the former Silver Bridge, which collapsed in December 1967 somehow in conjunction with paranormal fan-favorite, Mothman. Make of this proximity what you will.

Third tangent: The MJ article breezes over Massie’s early career, using the term “MIT-educated engineer” and “MIT-trained tech entrepreneur/libertarian/anti-vax conspiracy theorist/banjo-playing gentleman farmer”. They quite literally do not spell it out. So I will.

The Massachusetts Institute of Technology is in the heart of Boston, the biggest nest of the Salem Witches. I mean, that alone doesn’t damn it but the first thing we find is that it was founded in 1861 by William Barton Rogers (1804-1882). A double-whammy! Need we say more?

Tangent to third tangent: I will say one thing more. Although I’m certain Barton is in William’s bloodline, it was not his mother’s maiden name. She was born Hannah Blythe. Ring a bell? Former President Bill Clinton was born William Jefferson Blythe III.

Bill’s biological father was William Jefferson "Bill" Blythe Jr.. Or so we are told. Seriously, read that page and hold up your hand if you believe “Bill Blythe Jr.” was an actual living, breathing person.

It’s a long case which I will not recount here, but to his credit Miles Mathis turned me on to this idea: It looks like Bill Clinton’s real father was a man about whose life and death you can read here: COLONEL WILLIAM JACKSON BLYTHE, SR. OBIT.

This even ties back to the last post about TX AG Ken Paxton. His opponent is James Dell Talarico. Bill’s mother was Virginia Dell Cassidy.

Listen, I get that we’re very far afield and the claim about Bill just seems like completely wild and unfounded speculation that could not possibly be true. But did you notice the name of the elite Colonel Blythe’s mother? Lola Parker Blythe. Ask yourself if anyone could make all this up.

Okay, back to Massie in Cambridge….

Massie earned a Bachelor of Science in electrical engineering in 1993 and a Master of Science in mechanical engineering in 1996, during which time the boy-genius won a bunch of prizes for his inventions. His big break is here:

In 1996, his company was reincorporated as SensAble Technologies, Inc., after MIT's Bill Aulet joined him as a partner. He raised $32 million of venture capital, employed 70 people, and obtained 24 patents during his time at the company, which he sold in 2003.

They don’t quote numbers, but I have to imagine that Massie was set for life after that liquidity event. He was free to, say, go into politics, which he did in 2010. Convenient, like all our lives are.

Forgot about finding anything on the Wikipedia page for Bill Aulet. It’s like the junk you’ll find in corporate “Who We Are” bios. But they do say his wife is Julie Shah. Sounds like that name will go nowhere until to take time to see that her maiden name is Arnold. Unbelievable.

You’ll see that Aulet is not actually a professor at MIT, which Massie attended, but rather at the separate institution of their business school, the MIT Sloan School of Management. I guess Bill and Tommy just ran into each other here and there?

I suppose we can let that slide but you should be aware of this: that “Sloan” in the name refers to Alfred P. Sloan. We’ve talked about good old Al several times. He was the right-hand man of Charles Stewart Mott at General Motors. Whaddaya know, another Stewart!

To know more about Sloan and why you should feel ill seeing his name on this business school, I think the important posts would be the one on the Flint water crisis and the one on sugar as a bioweapon. BTW, know what Al’s wife’s name was? Irene Jackson. Trust me, even I get surprised at these repetitions sometimes.

Now, if Thomas Massie is a Salem Witch as I claim, who was his handler? From the MJ article, this hits a little different than they may have hoped:

In response to the ghoulish chatter [concerning the mysterious circumstances of his wife who died suddenly], Massie posted, “The only credible conspiracy I can offer is a gorgeous girl who was a literal genius conspired to make a congressman, who would be steerable by no one but her, out of an awkward nerd.”

Would it surprise you if I reminded you that his wife’s name was Rhonda Howard? What are the chances? All I can add is that after his sweetheart supposedly died suddenly, he remarried suddenly a hottie two decades his junior.

Normally, genealogy is the star of the show but not this time. Wikipedia completely omits even the names of his parents. Wonder why? In any case, let me simply point you to some people I would guess are his forebears, both with the very same name.

Thomas Massie (burgess) (1675-1732) and Thomas Massie (planter) (1747-1834 were grandfather and grandson, bigwigs in Virginia. Remember how I said they were steering us away from the east?

Their pages are littered with Salem Witch names. For example, the younger Thomas served in the military under General Nelson and lived in Nelson County. FFS, we already mentioned a Nelson driving cross-country just in this post. You get the idea and you can examine the pages yourself if you’re in doubt. You can also check their “Ancestors” and “Descendants” starting at the genealogy for the grandson.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: The Texas AG is a Salem Witch who now wants to move to DC. Stay tuned for the odd bonus about his competition, the controversial James Talarico.

I hope it’s understood that these posts are—although concerning politicians and elections—not political. My focus is on the Salem Witches, who operate far upstream from where partisan politics takes place, as performed for us on our TVs and phones.

I would caution, however, that if you don’t understand exactly who you’re dealing with by the time they make it to the political arena, then politics is most definitely a sucker’s game. That is what the Salem Witches spend their time arranging, you see?

Ken Paxton, since 2015 the sitting 51st Attorney General of Texas, is now campaigning in the 2026 United States Senate election in Texas to be held the 3rd of this November.

As long as he has been around, I knew very little about Paxton. Vague notions, like he’d been trying to do something about rigged elections and seemed to be popular with the MAGA crowd in Texas. A good guy, I supposed. It was all hazy and faded away quickly, of course.

Then he snapped back into focus with some commentary concerning him on the No Agenda Show | 1870: “VBS” (5/21/2026). For some context, host Adam Curry has lived in Texas for quite a few years now and fairly recently converted to Christianity. He was markedly unsettled as he stumbled over this story as he related it. If you’re not a regular listener you’ll have to take my word on this, but that was very out character for this very laid-back guy. Beginning about 1:23:50:

Adam Curry: I’m not a Paxton fan. Someone’s in [Trump’s] ear about Paxton.

John C. Dvorak: Nobody likes Paxton. That’s the reason I think I’m asking this. He seems to be disliked by the Texans.

AC: Yes. Yeah. There’s a… I can’t tell this story on the air. But… he… Paxton came to our church, couple weeks ago. And I can’t tell you… I just can’t tell you, on the air. But I will tell you off the air, but there’s… I have reasons to not like this guy... he’s swarmy [sic—I think he means “smarmy” but worse]. And, and I think you don’t even need to meet him to know that. He’s swarmy…. Creepy, there you go, creepy. Creepy. But he has a lot of political power. And I don’t know why but, sorry, I’ve been sworn to secrecy on this one. […] It happens.

Adam has, to my recollection, maybe one or two other times in over 18 years declared there was something he will not say on the air. He mentions the whole affair again a couple of episodes later because John never asked about Paxton (which says something about the depth of Dvorak’s analysis). Anyway, WTF is going on with this Paxton character that he freaked out a bunch of Texan church-goers?

Ken Paxton is a Salem Witch. You knew that was coming from the title but I never saw it coming. That’s because none of us are supposed to see it at all, understand? Paxton exists so we all think there’s a legitimate battle between Democrats+RINOs and MAGA Republicans. The “smart” people see the RINOs and think they know the game. The finest grifts work by getting you to believe you’ve outsmarted the grifter.

We’ll get to the evidence indicating the presence of the Salem Witches in a moment, but before we do, we can take a quick look at recent events in Paxton’s career focusing on election fraud. We can finally make some sense of them.

Ken Paxton’s campaign against election crimes ensnared a Texas justice of the peace three times before judges thwarted the efforts (The Texas Tribune 3/15/2023)

That’s a long-ass article to tell you in overwhelming detail about how Paxton is a bad man on a witch hunt (haha) and there is nO eViDeNcE. Know what’s funny? The stooge they used as an exemplar is stupid enough to admit this just six paragraphs in:

“Nobody runs a ballot harvesting operation for 17 votes. Seventeen-hundred votes? OK, I get it. Maybe even 200 votes, but 17? Give me a break. You know, that’s just stupid,” Ramirez said in a recent interview. “There’s no way I’m gonna gamble away my ability to support my family to win 17 votes.”

Really, Tomas? People run ballot harvesting operations, do they? If 1700 is doable then 17 is snapping your fingers, isn’t it? May I suggest the alternative: that Tomas’ ability to support his family comes from cooperation in ballot harvesting operations and who knows what else? BTW, that election was decided by less than 100 votes, so Tomas of all people should understand no one is paying for 1700.

Since 2005, the attorney general’s office has successfully prosecuted 155 individuals for election fraud. That includes crimes in which people were convicted of voting illegally, forging signatures and voting as a noncitizen. For reference, approximately 8.1 million Texans voted in November’s midterm elections, according to the secretary of state’s office.

So fraud exists, regardless of the relative amount. Look and you will find it. There’s plenty to look through and find it he did. Except:

Ramirez is among at least seven people — collectively accused of committing 152 offenses of election fraud — whose cases have been dismissed or are awaiting dismissal due to the recent court finding, according to records from Paxton’s office.

Are we supposed to believe that? Eight million voters times however many elections since 2016 and it is all pristine? Paxton goes 0-for-152? How many strikeouts do you get before people notice you’re missing on purpose? Too obvious! Gotta make the fight about something other than the facts:

JUST IN: Texas RINOs vote to recommend impeaching AG Ken Paxton – the lone GOP politician fighting against Democrat election fraud in the lone star state – OUTRAGEOUS AND TERRIFYING MOVE (The Gateway Pundit 5/25/2023)

Forget the details of the crusade because they’re trying to stop the (supposed) crusader! It’s RINO vs MAGA in TX! Paxton was impeached but—surprise!—was acquitted at trial. It got people talking for a long while. Anyway, it turns out that Paxton wasn’t striking out on purpose, he had not been allowed to use a bat:

Texas lawmakers move to restore AG Ken Paxton’s power to prosecute election fraud (Houston Public Media 7/31/2025)

House Joint Resolution 1 and House Bill 11, both authored by Republican Rep. Matt Shaheen of Plano, would regrant the Texas Attorney General the power to independently prosecute election fraud — authority the office lost in 2021 when the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals struck it down after more than 70 years.

If Paxton had been legitimate, this should have been all he was talking about. He would never have brought cases he knew would fail. He would have trumpeted this great victory so that he could finally go kick some ass.

Paxton didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment on Thursday, but earlier this week, he called on the Texas House to pass “strong election integrity legislation” that would allow his office to step in when “rogue district and county attorneys” decline to prosecute voter fraud.

There’s your savior. He’s a stooge beyond D, beyond R, beyond RINO, beyond phony MAGA. Look how well it has worked. Okay then, is it because Paxton is a Salem Witch as I claim?

Ken’s full name is Warren Kenneth Paxton Jr. After graduating from law school, he worked at the law firm of Strasburger & Price and as in-house counsel for what is now JCPenney.

The J.C. Penney. department store was founded in 1902 by James Cash Penney (1875-1971). You’ll find two persons named Peney at the Salem Witch Trials and I think we can all understand the adjustment in spelling.

Jimmy Cash moved to Longmont, Colorado for his tuberculosis, or so we are told, but I believe it was because it’s just north of the Denver Stronghold. The town was named after Stephen Harriman Long.

More than that, as you can read in the surprisingly genealogical Sandstone Ranch Album, the area was pioneered by a man named Morse H. Coffin. They admit he is a direct descendant of Tristram Coffin, the proprietor of Nantucket who I have mentioned many times.

Ken’s wife, Angela Paxton, was born in 1963 as Angela Suzanne Allen. She is a politician herself, a sitting member of the Texas Senate. I took a look at the list of current list of members and it is simply rife with Salem Witch names, too many and too depressing to even look into. “Occupied territory”, as it were.

The most interesting name is Tan Parker (b1971), with whom Angela has been trading off as Majority Leader for a while. His full name is Nathaniel Willis "Tan" Parker IV. Fancy!

When the notion first struck that Ken Paxton might be one of the Salem Witches, I found it quite odd, like he would be (a hidden) anomaly in a land of guns, oil, and BBQ. After seeing the makeup of the Senate, I realize how dumb that preconception was.

Want to see some election rigging? Look no further than the current election. The easiest place to see these numbers in on Ken’s Wikipedia page under “Electoral history".

In the primary on May 2, the incumbent John Cornyn actually edged out Paxton 42% to 41%. (Wesley Hunt came in third.) Then on May 26th, the runoff was held. Paxton gets 64% to Cornyn’s 36%. That is simply not believable.

There are different ways of thinking about that. One of them is to look at the raw vote numbers. Paxton’s was essentially the same while Cornyn went down from 910k to 504k. That is to say that in less than a month, about half the Cornyn voters decided they didn’t want to vote for him after all, and also that none of the other candidates’ voters went to him. Does that sound reasonable to you? AG Paxton should investigate.

Bonus: Ken Paxton’s competition in November will be a Democrat who has been serving in the Texas House of Representatives since 2018, James Talarico (b1989). I keep seeing his name in headlines because there seems to some controversy surrounding him. I never paid it the slightest attention.

In basic research for this post, I came across the strangest coincidence. Upon further research, I cannot make heads nor tails out of it (which is pretty infrequent) and so I pass it on to you here for consideration and investigation.

Moreover, what is absolutely remarkable is that I can find no evidence anyone else seems to have noticed. If you think mainstream political commentators are paying attention to the material they purport to cover, I can assure you they are not:

James Talarico was born James Dell Collins in Round Rock, Texas on May 17, 1989….

Get it? Round Rock, Texas has been the headquarters for a certain technology colossus for the last three decades:

With the need for significant space as it expanded, the City of Round Rock in 1996 offered Dell a "Chapter 380" agreement by offering to split sales tax revenue from in-state sales 50/50 between Dell and the city.... It was the first time such an agreement had been used in Central Texas and among the first in the state. As of 1999, approximately half of the general fund of the City of Round Rock originates from sales taxes generated from the Dell headquarters.

Dell Inc. basically owns the city, wouldn’t you say? So what, exactly, is the connection between the founder, Michael Dell (b1965), and candidate James Dell Talarico?

None, so far as I can tell. There is no evidence of any connection. But the thing is, there is no evidence anyone has noticed the coincidence and posed any questions regarding it. See what I’m saying here?

Let’s throw in a few other aspects: James was born seven years before the computer-maker got there. I can think of no other people of the name Dell besides Michael, and you can consult a list for yourself at “Dell (name)”. I can find no other evidence that James or Michael are Salem Witches of any degree.

In a way, I’m in the business of explaining how weird coincidences are not weird coincidences at all, but is this just a weird coincidence?

Bonus2: Maybe it isn’t, unless you can convince yourself this next part is all mere happenstance. In that list of “Dells”, the only one that caught my eye was the fictional character, Dell Parker. Can’t be anything to that, right? Wrong. The character was played by minor actor, Chris Lowell (bold-face mine):

He is best known for playing the roles of Stosh "Piz" Piznarski in the television series Veronica Mars (2006–2007), William "Dell" Parker in the television series Private Practice (2007–2010), Sebastian "Bash" Howard in the television series GLOW (2017–2019), and Jesse Walker in How I Met Your Father (2022-2023).

C’mon, that’s really weird, isn’t it? Also, do you know where the John Proctor House is in Salem? 348 Lowell Street:

We know [John Proctor’s wife] Mary Warren’s family once lived in Salem, near the waterfront, because Mary would soon accuse a Salem neighbor, Alice Parker, of witchcraft.

Spoooooky and faaaaake and gheeeeey! Did you recall that Warren is Ken Paxton’s actual first name? You can’t make up these connections!

The final one is that Chris Lowell, similar to Spencer Pratt and as mentioned in the last post, appears to have “Titian hair”. Find a pic in the right light and you’ll see how reddish it really is.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: The Pratt family are Salem Witches and it looks like Spencer Pratt is one of them. Use this information in any way you see fit, because what “They” are counting on is that you never know it at all.

Every Californian with any sense left is sick of it all: immigrants, homeless, spiraling cost-of-living, uncontrollable fires, etc. Many voters are beginning to wise up and The Machine must work harder to keep the puppets installed.

In the 2026 Los Angeles mayoral election, the main puppet is incumbent dumdum commie arsonist Karen Bass and the standby puppet is immigrant DEI Democratic Socialist city councilor Nithya Raman. A vote for either stoogette will continue the reign of destruction on the once very nice city.

At the time of this writing, it looks like Spencer Pratt (born 8/14/1983) has had the primary rigged out from under him. Only Bass and Raman will proceed to the general election in November. That is all indeed the work of The Machine, but The Machine is now working so hard it might catch fire.

Something deeper is going on. You see, Spencer Pratt is inside the “break glass in case of emergency” box. Even if Bass and Raman get DQ’ed and all the fraudsters get thrown in jail, the public reaches in and pulls out their salvation: a Salem Witch. Do you see how, in a well-crafted grift, the mark can see all the tricks except the one that actually gets him?

Well then, is Spencer actually a Salem Witch? We cannot get the hard genealogical links for living persons because they do not exist where we can examine them. Look how far they’ve cranked down on the Geni page for Spencer William Pratt. Wikipedia admits two quanta more:

Pratt's father is William "Skip" Pratt, a dentist, and his mother is Janet Pratt.

No middle names and no maiden name for his mother. Thus, I make a wild stab: his mother’s maiden name is Spencer and that’s where he gets his first name. I’ve never covered the Spencer family and we don’t have space to do it here, but let me give you enough so that you consider it a name worth hiding from us.

You know financial titan and fake boat sinking enthusiast, J. P. Morgan? His father was Junius Spencer Morgan (1813-1890).

Or perhaps you have heard of the Second World War and the UK Prime Minister/war criminal, Winston Churchill? His full name was Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill.

You’ll see they readily admit that Winnie was a member of the aristocratic Spencer family. That makes him a relative of She Who Would Have Been Queen were it not for (supposedly) an unfortunately-placed tunnel support: Diana, Princess of Wales, born Diana Frances Spencer.

Again, all the Spencer stuff is just informed speculation and you’re free to toss it out because there is plenty of material on the Pratts to consider. They are another family I’ve never written up but we’ll do a bit here so you get the sense of them. If your memory is good, you may recall that we have encountered them before—albeit with a different focus and vastly different context:

Billy the Kid was the cousin of two Mormon OGs that overthrew Joseph Smith and the LDS, which should tell you one was fake and the other controlled from way back (plus the Parkers appear!) (conspiracies.win 11/12/2024)

Did you see that coming? The connection is interesting but to save you the trouble of studying that post now, let me brief you on the relevance to the Pratts. It turns out that the Salem Witches either set up the LDS originally or quickly took it over. I’ve never found it important to pin that down because it is now ultimately just another proprietary of Theirs.

In addition to other probable Salem Witches in the original Quorum of the Twelve, two were Parley Parker Pratt Sr. (1807-1857) and Orson Pratt Sr. (1811-1881). Enough said about the Pratts? A full writeup on them in the future.

I suggest that—in broad terms—anyone who thinks about Spencer Pratt at all just considers him some sort of Hollywood Elite reality TV nepo baby. Perhaps Paris Hilton would be the modern prototype. The functional description is, “famous for being famous”.

The pattern we have come to recognize for Salem Witches is that we find other Salem Witches influencing and shaping the destiny of the subject. How about here?

Spencer Pratt Never Meant to Be a Star, Until David Foster Encouraged Him to 'Be the Simon Cowell of Reality TV' (People 5/2/2025)

Spencer Pratt never considered himself an on-camera personality until he got encouragement from an unlikely source…. Pratt recalled creating The Princes of Malibu, a look at the charmed life of Brody Jenner. Filming for the short-lived reality series took place at the time Jenner was living with his brother Brandon, plus his mom, Linda Thompson, and her then-husband, David Foster.

The Princes of Malibu premiered on July 10, 2005, when Spencer was not yet 23 years old. It was conveniently filmed right on Dad’s Malibu estate. Mercifully, it lasted only six episodes.

Is Linda Thompson the Salem Witch? She’s a Salem Witch, but not the important one. There are three Thomsons (without the “p”) listed in the trial records and I could go either way.

You see, Linda began her career on the much-beloved and long-running Hee Haw (1969-1993), a charming country variety show. Look up a clip to see how very innocent America once was. I would have liked to let her slide except her mother was Margie White. Also:

She was also a girlfriend of Elvis Presley, before marrying Olympic decathlon champion Bruce Jenner, and later music producer David Foster.

Elvis, Bruce, Bruce’s various offspring and step-children, and Caitlyn have had quite an outsized influence on American culture, have they not? I still might have let Linda slide, except:

Her older brother, Sam, was one of Elvis Presley's bodyguards.

That is a bridge too far, because that bridge leads to:

Colonel Tom Parker, the handler of Elvis Presley, was a Parker (yes, one of the generational Satanist Parkers, but we’ll have to get through several layers of disinformation to get there) (conspiracies.win 10/26/2024)

Again, Linda is not the important one. That would be her second husband, David Foster (b1949). He is a Canadian and American record producer, composer, arranger, and musician. Speaking of outsized cultural influence:

He has won 16 Grammy Awards from 45 nominations across four decades (the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s). Across the last fifty years, Foster has composed and produced some of the most successful songs of each decade, with multiple songs reaching the top spot on the Billboard Hot 100 and other individual genre charts. He has also been nominated three times in the Best Original song category at the Academy Awards.

The question: is David one of those Fosters? You decide. His first wife was B.J. Cook and his second was Rebecca Dyer. I know of no Dyers at Salem (yet), but I refer you to the coincidentally parallel “Witch trials in Maryland” (1654-1712) and Moll Dyer.

Back in the early 70’s, David also briefly had a band named Skylark (Canadian band). In addition to B.J. Cook, members at one time included Carl Graves, Robbie King, Eddie Patterson, and Doug Edwards. Their biggest hit, 1973’s “Wildflower”, was written by Doug Edwards and Dave Richardson.

David’s influence on young Spencer did not launch him skyward. As Spencer himself remarked in that People article from just over a year back about that long ago, first step:

I didn't think about it, and that moment did change my life forever because nobody ever took me seriously again. Nowadays, there's a Kim [Kardashian] who has been able to be a reality personality and an actor. Good for her, you know, but that was impossible [back then], so I kind of just accepted what I got into.

It’s sad, really, like he was manipulated into something that did not turn out well for him. Truly, no one did take him seriously. Except this guy:

David Foster’s Latest Production: Spencer Pratt For Mayor (Vanity Fair 5/13/2026)

The Grammy-winning producer hosted a fundraiser for Pratt at his Brentwood home on Monday, as wealthy donors, influencers, and Hollywood figures increasingly warm to the reality star’s insurgent bid for Los Angeles mayor.

That fundraiser was nine days after the People article. “Can’t get a serious job in this town, Spencer? Why don’t you run the town instead?” The hidden hand is not so hidden now, is it?

We have, then, an opportunity to analyze a contest we’re not used to seeing. Red-vs-Blue is for the playground and “They” have been pushed off the school grounds in LA. Their DEI Commie puppet burned down the town and will not be forgiven, so They had to tag in an unsuspecting bloodline stooge who They can bend to Their will down the line. As you’ve seen, this “savior” has been manipulated all along.

We get odd takes arising from this unusual situation. For example, rumored PDFfile Adam Schiff is as slimy as they come and will say anything at all, no matter how absurd. Here is his “attack”:

Schiff: ‘Trump-Fawning’ Spencer Pratt Won’t Win in L.A. (Breitbart 6/3/2026)

If you recall, a big knock on Trump in 2016 was that he was a reality TV star, hoping that somehow people would forget the rest of his long and remarkable career. The best and the only thing about Spencer is that he was a reality TV star.

Do you believe Schiff or any other liberal talking head failed to notice this? Well, to put it as precisely as I can, they all do not fail to absorb the notion there are lines around Spencer they should not cross if they know what’s good for them. They are, of course, at all times free to demonize Orange Man Bad and all things MAGA so that’s where they take it. Best they can do, really. And speaking of OMB:

NEW: “Rigged Election!” – Trump Responds to Nithya Raman’s Impossible Comeback in LA Mayor’s Race (The Gateway Pundit 6/8/2026)

Is DJT trying to get a Salem Witch elected? As I interpret it, this is a good news/bad news/best you can do situation. The good news is that any exposure of the rigged elections plaguing the country is a positive, and even just directing attention to the matter is helpful. The bad news is that, unavoidably, it will aid a Salem Witch. You see, we are so far down the hole this is the “best you can do”.

The other bad news is that I don’t think Trump is quite aware of the Salem Witches, not explicitly and perhaps not even consciously. My best guess is that he understands it’s all worse than he thought even after his first term and he cannot be too careful this time around. He still doesn’t know precisely what makes a snake a snake, but once you understand that you can simply search the grass for them. Just as I have done, actually.

Finally, there is something quite odd about the 2026 mayoral candidate’s Wikipedia profile photo, which you will find at: File:Spencer Pratt 2009.jpg. You should notice it without even clicking on that link: it’s seventeen years old. Dafuq? Click on it anyway and you’ll see Spencer had thick, bleach-blond, wavy hair. Is there something They would like to hide?

Look up any current photo and you’ll see he has fairly close-cropped hair of a distinctive color. That color is known as “Titian hair”. I wrote about it a number of times without knowing what it was. It turns out a bunch of Parkers have or had it, like Robbie and Trey. These families are all highly cross-bred. For all I know, it’s some kind of holdover from Nephilim genetics. A future post is due.

Bonus: I do not have room at present to tell the long background of a story of surpassing strangeness that has reached my eyes. Make what you will of this very brief sitrep: White Hat elements of the US military recently recovered evidence that the LA elections had been rigged. When the commander called a special hotline to report this—one that by prearrangement only Trump would ever answer—it was Trump’s Chief of Staff and right-hand-woman, Susie Wiles, who picked up. She demanded to know what had been found. The officer adhered to protocol and declined to tell her.

So, of course, I look up Susie Wiles and now understand that it’s all worse than I ever thought. Shit, she was only supposed to be the daughter of much-beloved sports broadcaster Pat Summerall.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: What has come to be known as the “Streetcar Conspiracy” was the tip of the iceberg. The Salem Witches had a much larger plan.

One of the big overt social engineering initiatives of today is branded as the “15-minute city”. Am I going to tell you that, too, is yet another Salem Witch project? Not right now—that will be a future post. But if you simply cannot wait for the bad news to be delivered, I can tell you that the 15mC traces back almost a century to Jane Jacobs (1916-2006) and her predecessor Clarence Perry (1872-1944).

Personal vehicles also enabled the now-ubiquitous “suburb”. Was it really “Them” at work with the rise of suburbs? Let me refer you to the “garden city movement” from Sir Ebenezer Howard (1850-1928). You’ll read he first proposed it in 1898, coincidentally right on time for us to drive to our new garden cities in our new cars. I’m not quite sure many of us feel we live in “garden cities”, but the point stands.

And “They” were flogging cars to us right at that time, to drive around our Brave New World. Let me refer you to Sewall K. Crocker (1883-1913), the mechanic and co-driver in the first successful cross-country automobile trip in 1903. Classic promotional stunt. His driving partner was Horatio Nelson Jackson (1872-1955).

They won’t admit it, but I’m certain Sewall was part of the Crocker family. They were based in California, magnates in railroads, real estate, hotels and banks. Sewall was from nearby: Tacoma, Washington, part of the SeaTac Stronghold of the Salem Witches.

Given all that, am I now saying that the same people who gave us suburbs want to take them away and make us all move to urban habitrails? Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying because that is what the evidence before us indicates. They arranged for one thing at one time, and later They arranged for the opposite.

Working backwards in time through the Big Plan, the Salem Witches suffered a Big Loss in the recent past. Can’t think what that may be? Of course not: Their losses are—as a rule—expunged from discussion. Younger readers may hardly be familiar with the following subject.

I’m talking about the use of tetraethyllead as an additive in gasoline. The effects were far, far worse than I ever imagined before I looked into it for myself. In use since the 1920’s, it was finally banned in the US in 1996 but was not completely eliminated worldwide until 2021. The subject deserves and will have its own writeup.

TEL was bad but were the Salem Witches were behind it? Remember how I claim this whole “car” thing kicked off in the mid 1800’s? TEL was first synthesized by chemist Carl Jacob Löwig (1803-1890) in 1853. He was born in Bad Kreuznach, which is about 40mi SE of the Frankfurt Stronghold.

As it appears to me, the episode of the "Streetcar Conspiracy" was when the Salem Witches’ pot boiled over during the execution of this plan so They slammed the lid on it and now want you looking at the little mess on the stove rather than what was in the pot. See the trick?

The common notion passed around conspiracy theory circles of the “Streetcar Conspiracy” goes something like this: “Car companies secretly bought up functional municipal streetcar systems and ripped them out in order to sell more personal vehicles.”

As I believe anyone reading this would agree, desired narratives are reinforced by inclusion in popular media for our “entertainment”. And this one was also, in the 1988 fantasy comedy, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Should we be suspicious the film was other than an innocent Academy Award-winning romp around Toontown? Well, it was released by Touchstone Pictures, which is a banner of Disney, if that means anything to you. Also, Steven Spielberg was brought in as executive producer, it that means anything additional. Already creepy, IMHO.

Most intriguing is the director, Robert Zemeckis (b1951). You may remember him as the guy behind the Back to the Future (franchise). I think it’s generally agreed that BTTF is in direct competition with The Simpson for “Most 911 Foreshadowing”.

Zemeckis has come up by-the-by in Salem Witch research two other times. Once was in connection with Forrest Gump (1994) in a very early post on the group which would later crystallize to me as the Salem Witches. The other was after a long trail of connection analyzing the 1998 film, Snake Eyes in a post on its connection to the assassination of Charlie Kirk. As this present film weaves the tale:

Meanwhile, Dolores uncovers that Cloverleaf Industries recently bought the city's Pacific Electric railway system and will purchase Toontown at midnight unless Acme's will is found…. Doom reveals he is the sole shareholder of Cloverleaf. He plans to erase Toontown with a dip-spraying machine so he can build a freeway in its place, and decommission the railway system to force people to use it.

Does that match up to what we are told is reality? Let’s take a closer look at the closest the mainstream comes to admitting any of this, as described in the page for what Wikipedia terms the “General Motors streetcar conspiracy” (1938-1951):

Most of the companies involved were convicted in 1949 of conspiracy to monopolize interstate commerce in the sale of buses, fuel, and supplies to NCL subsidiaries, but were acquitted of conspiring to monopolize the transit industry.

I mean, that’s already a lot different than greedy oligarchs depriving the public of existing mass transit systems, isn’t it? IMHO, the whole affair as discussed in Wikipedia amounts to a type of limited hangout. There is a truckload of details on the legalistic epic, none of which is important. At the end, GM was fined $5,000, which I suppose they dug out of their pocket and handed the wadded up bills to the court clerk. Indeed, the more you think the whole thing through, the less sense it makes:

Between 1938 and 1950, National City Lines and its subsidiaries, American City Lines and Pacific City Lines—with investment from GM, Firestone Tire, Standard Oil of California (through a subsidiary), Federal Engineering, Phillips Petroleum, and Mack Trucks—gained control of additional transit systems in about 25 cities.

Shouldn’t we be seeing an illicit collusion between automobile manufacturers? They would be the ones who stand to gain both directly and substantially, aren’t they? We already know the Salem Witches were behind GM, Dodge, and Chrysler. Where are the last two?

And why are the other companies involved in “getting rid of streetcars”, as we are supposed to think? The markets for tires, oil, and motor freight would have been exploding during these decades, no need to cross over into antitrust territory. And why is it even considered antitrust? The list looks more like “vertical integration”. In short, the whole thing—as presented—makes as much sense as a Scooby-Doo plot.

The more we investigate the affair and the circumstances in which it took place, the more we find out about what really happened, and that the “Streetcar Conspiracy” was not the crime, but the alibi. The crime was that the Salem Witches seized control of and transformed surface transportation and associated industries.

A main point of that transformation was centralization—and thus control—around petroleum-based fuel. We already saw that They simply could not wait to dump a bunch of lead in the gasoline to poison our bodies and minds, and that could not effectively be done other than centrally.

If you’ve ever had a chance to drive by one, petroleum refineries are hellaciously large and elaborate installations. There’s no way you’re doing that in your garage or setting up a small facility along the lines of a local dairy co-op. No way. But were there other possibilities for decentralized fuels and systems back in the day? You bet.

Biodiesel, “a renewable biofuel, a form of diesel fuel, derived from biological sources like vegetable oils, animal fats, or recycled greases” came along in 1853, right on time with all the rest of this automobile stuff. The French government thought they could manufacture it from earth-nut, which could be grown in great quantity in their African colonies.

In a 1912 speech Diesel said, "the use of vegetable oils for engine fuels may seem insignificant today but such oils may become, in the course of time, as important as petroleum and the coal-tar products of the present time."

Rudolf Diesel (1858-1913) sounds like a German but he was born in Paris. His parents were German, though, from Augsburg, Bavaria. So the problem with biodiesel was that Augsburg is not close enough to Frankfurt, if you get my meaning.

Another possibility was the use of alcohol as fuel, which has a long history you can read about in the “Timeline of alcohol fuel”. Farmers could easily turn crop waste into lamp oil and stove fuel back to Colonial times. A prototype internal-combustion engine running on alcohol came in 1826.

Seriously, skim through that whole Wikipedia page. As context I will write up some time, the Salem Witches were most certainly behind both whale oil and the Temperance Movement. You’ll either cry or want to punch someone by the end of that history. One could only imagine what could have come after two centuries of development. As neglected as the technology has been, E85 vehicles are not bad at all.

In the early history of automobile manufacturers, we also came across a number of instances where manufacturers of electric vehicles were absorbed and extinguished. You may have seen the 2006 documentary, Who Killed the Electric Car? about the life and death of the General Motors EV1. I now see it as a limited hangout. The real documentary should have been titled, Who Killed the History of the Electric Car?

You know who refused to drive a car made by Henry Ford? His wife, preferring her 1914 Detroit Electric Model 47 Brougham, Personal Car Of Clara Ford. Knowing, uh, what we’re supposed to know now about electric cars, it doesn’t even seem possible, does it? Yet there it is.

That really segues into a bigger question: just what the hell was going on in the last half of the 1800’s? That’s a general question, but we can narrow it down to transportation. You see, we’re supposed to think it was all horses and wagons and steam locomotives and sturdy walking shoes. I am not at all sure there wasn’t quite a bit more to it, and that ripping up streetcar tracks was only a tiny bit of what “They” wanted to get rid of.

My illustration comes not from land transportation at the time all this kicked off, but from ships. You may recall from your terrible public education the Civil War duel between the most advanced warships of the time, the Monitor and the Merrimack. You can read up on the hot ironclad-on-ironclad action in the Battle of Hampton Roads (1862).

Did those vessels really represent the acme of naval architecture? Not even close. Take a look at the mind-boggling SS Great Eastern, laid down in 1854, eight years before that battle. Frankly, I think it might have been built even earlier, but that’s what the mainstream will admit to.

… she was by far the largest ship ever built at the time of her 1858 launch, and had the capacity to carry 4,000 passengers from England to Australia without refueling. Her length of 692 feet (211 m) was surpassed only in 1899, by the 705-foot (215 m) 17,274-gross-ton RMS Oceanic, her gross tonnage of 18,915 was surpassed only in 1901, by the 701-foot (214 m) 20,904-gross-ton RMS Celtic and her 4,000-passenger capacity was surpassed only in 1913, by the 4,234-passenger SS Imperator.

Unimaginable. The Titanic carried merely 2,500. What I really cannot figure out is what powered her. She had one propeller, sails, and steam-driven paddle wheels. The last two were obviously retrofitted, and badly:

Setting sails turned out to be unusable at the same time as the paddles and screw were under steam, because the hot exhaust from the five (later four) funnels would set them on fire.

C’mon. They either ran out of whatever may have fuelled her originally or the mighty engine of this gargantuan vessel finally broke and could not be repaired. Who could even guess?

All this trails off into the destruction of the Tartarian Empire and a bunch of other stuff far afield from the genealogies of Salem Witches. However, it seems clear that driving around in cars was beyond unusual to people at the turn of the 20th Century, which you can hear about in the podcast:

99% Invisible | Episode 76: The Modern Moloch (4/4/2013 MP3 downloadable at that page)

And then the automobile happened. And then automobiles began killing thousands of children, every year. Much of the public viewed the car as a death machine. One newspaper cartoon even compared the car to Moloch, the god to whom the Ammonites supposedly sacrificed their children.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: In Part 1, we’ll establish that the Salem Witches were behind the “Streetcar Conspiracy”. It should always be considered with that context in mind. In Part 2, we discuss that what the Salem Witches were really up to was transforming society, of which the “Streetcar Conspiracy” was the tip of the iceberg.

We’ve touched on the Streetcar Conspiracy before in posts on the American auto industry, boring car brands, and even investigating occult aspects of the tire industry. Now we’ll analyze it more formally.

I am not here claiming that “Streetcar Conspiracy = true” because, as mentioned, the Streetcar Conspiracy is itself a misdirection from a larger initiative. But as our task, let’s answer the question, “Was the Streetcar Conspiracy—as defined in the mainstream—a Salem Witch operation?”

Wikipedia has a page called “General Motors streetcar conspiracy” where they try to circumscribe all of this as tightly as possible:

The General Motors streetcar conspiracy refers to the convictions of General Motors (GM) and related companies that were involved in the monopolizing of the sale of buses and supplies to National City Lines (NCL) and subsidiaries, as well as to the allegations that the defendants conspired to own or control transit systems, in violation of Section 1 of the Sherman Antitrust Act. This suit created lingering suspicions that the defendants had in fact plotted to dismantle streetcar systems in many cities in the United States as an attempt to monopolize surface transportation.

Here, they name the actual suspects:

Between 1938 and 1950, National City Lines and its subsidiaries, American City Lines and Pacific City Lines—with investment from GM, Firestone Tire, Standard Oil of California (through a subsidiary), Federal Engineering, Phillips Petroleum, and Mack Trucks—gained control of additional transit systems in about 25 cities.

First, I have no idea who “Federal Engineering” was, although I do not think it was the same as the existing entity by that name now involved in “worldwide public safety communications consulting”. We’ll skip them.

Second, National City Lines was simply a holding company, a shell through which the real operators operated. It’s nearly entirely unimportant, but there is a vital connection through it which we’ll come back to in a bonus.

Some of the others we immediately recognize as documented Salem Witch operations. We discussed the origins of General Motors in the writeup on American car manufacturers, and some of their more current doings in the writeup on the Flint water crisis. There was also a whole writeup just on Firestone Tire. Standard Oil of California, now Chevron, comes under the umbrella of the Rockefellers as Salem Witches.

The other two—Phillips Petroleum and Mack Trucks—well, it would be quite surprising if they were not also Salem Witch proprietaries. No surprises here: they aren’t. The stories behind them are quite different, though.

Phillips Petroleum Company: Phillips has merged its way to becoming the mighty ConocoPhillips, with 2024 revenue of $57 billion. The original company was founded by brothers Frank Phillips (oilman) (1873-1950) and Lee Eldas Phillips (1876-1944).

The question is: were these Phillips brothers related to the six Phillips at the Salem Witch Trials? We won’t be able to demonstrate that directly, since the Wikitree genealogy for Frank and Lee cuts off at their grandparents. We’ll have to go indirectly.

I think the grandparents will be enough, given that one of their grandmothers was born Marilla Standish (1819-1900). Seriously, how many Standishes do you know of? There are two I know: Myles Standish, a Big League spook on the Mayflower, and Ann Cabell Standish, wife of failed Trump headsman, Robert Swan Mueller III. We discussed both of those Standishes in this post.

Further, the wives of Frank and Lee were born Jane Gibson (1877-1948) and Lenora Carr (1876-1966), respectively. No genealogy available, but both Gibson and Carr are Salem Witch names.

Strangely, Wikitree lists an additional wife for Frank, Sydney Fern Butler (1894-1968), but Wikipedia makes no mention of her. I thought she might be some “early fling” and dropped from polite history, but she was twenty years Frank’s junior so that makes no sense. In any case, a William Butler was at the SWTs.

To give you a taste of what the Phillips family was up to long before drilling holes in the ground, I refer you to a minister named Samuel Phillips (1690-1771), born in Salem and up to his fancy clerical collar in the Trials.

If you’re an East Coast Super Elite who doesn’t like your children and wants to send them away to a Super Elite boarding school, then look no further than Andover (formally Phillips Academy) or Exeter (formally Phillips Exeter Academy), founded by Samuel’s son and grandson respectively.

Mack Trucks: “He looks like he got hit by a Mack truck!” That used to be common phraseology. Along with the iconic bulldog hood ornament, what could be more American? Maybe you can guess where we’re headed.

Founded in 1900, it looks like the company really was an independent operation for a while. This, then, is the crucial incident on the “Corporation timeline”:

1911: Headed by [Charles] P. Coleman, The Saurer Motor Truck Company acquires rights to manufacture and sell heavy trucks under the Saurer brand name at its plant in Plainfield, New Jersey. On September 23, 1911, the Saurer Motor Truck Company merges with the Mack Brothers Motor Car Company....

This “Charles P. Coleman” does not exist as a person, genealogically speaking, so we’ll get nowhere with formal research. However, I have come to consider Coleman a prominent Salem Witch name. Tristram Coffin and Thomas Coleman were two of the original Proprietors of Nantucket Island back in the late 1600’s.

Did you know that the Coleman company, famous for their outdoor products, was founded by William Coffin Coleman (1870-1957)? That knowledge will kinda skeeve you out the next time you see a lantern or a portable stove. Also, a certain “Cole Thomas Allen” was recently in the news. That now rings a strange bell, doesn’t it?

Looking at the counterparty to the transaction, Saurer Motor Truck is now Adolph Saurer AG:

In 1853, Franz Saurer (1806–1882) from Veringenstadt, Germany established an iron foundry for household goods near the Swiss town of Sankt Gallen.

Remember how I claimed this whole “Salem Witch car thing” kicked off in the middle of the 1800’s and included people born right in the area where—decades later—they would be brought into play? Turns out Veringenstadt is 42mi south of the Stuttgart Stronghold. Gets kinda creepy after a while, huh?

Even creepier—or perhaps just more baffling—is the connection between Mack Trucks and the disastrous crash of the Navy airship USS Akron on the night of April 3, 1933. We discussed at some length the bizarre circumstances and connections in the aforementioned “occult tires” post, including this quote from the Wikipedia article:

Rear Admiral Moffett was again on board, along with his aide, Commander Henry Barton Cecil, Commander Fred T. Berry, the commanding officer of NAS Lakehurst, and Lieutenant Colonel Alfred F. Masury, U.S. Army Reserve, a guest of the admiral, the vice president of Mack Trucks, and a strong proponent of the potential civilian uses of rigid airships.

The “F.” stands for “Fellows”, by the way, so another Salem Witch himself. I can’t even begin to formulate a thesis regarding this event—why it was either arranged or faked, that is—but I’m certain that the “who” was the Salem Witches.

Bonus1: That important outward connection from National City Lines that I mentioned? You’ll find it in NCL’s Wikipedia section, "Montgomery City Lines and the Montgomery bus boycott":

Montgomery City Lines was the National City Lines subsidiary that operated the municipal transit system for Montgomery, Alabama. On 1 December 1955, Rosa Parks was arrested for refusing to move to the back of a Montgomery City Lines bus. This led to the Montgomery bus boycott.

Yep, the Montgomery bus boycott (1955-1956) sparked by Civil Rights icon Rosa Parks (1913-2005) was just another psyop. I checked ahead and Rosa herself was a Salem Witch.

So the point is that even though you or anyone else may have believed it was a psyop by commies or darkies or whoever else, it was not the psyop you thought. When has any Social Justice Warrior or Conspiracy Theorist ever barked up the tree of who owned the bus she was riding on? This is how easily the truth is hidden.

This is another straw on the camel’s back of the overall claim I sometimes mention: that the Civil Rights Movement, the Progressive Era itself, and apparently all social reform movements were initiated by the Salem Witches. It’s the same drill used innumerable times: They hand you a good reason (or conspiracy theorists “discover” a bad reason), and then there’s the real reason.

Bonus2: Want to get very, very deep? It concerns a certain branding of Philips Petroleum, goes through the Bible, and leads to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Ready?

In 1927, Phillips developed new branding: “Phillips 66”. You may be familiar with it from the orange, black, and white shield on gas stations. And it is still in full effect: in 2012, ConocoPhillips spun off its midstream and downstream operations into the Phillips 66 Company, with 2024 revenues of $145 billion.

According to the Phillips Petroleum Company Museum in Bartlesville, the "Phillips 66" name for the gasoline came about by a combination of events. The specific gravity of the gasoline was close to 66;[disputed – discuss] the car testing the fuel did 66 miles per hour; and, the test took place on US Route 66. So, the naming committee unanimously voted for “Phillips 66.”

Sounds innocent enough. Is it, though? The triples 66’s seem a bit… offputting. Also, that “[disputed – discuss]” note suggests someone might have retconned the story, doe it not? So is something up with 66?

Yes, I would say so. Now, with any sort of esoteric subject there is no definitive or authoritative source, so do your own research. However, a long time ago, I heard Freeman Fly mention he had found out that 66 was the number of the Fallen Angels, the ones out of the Bible. Not the numerical quantity of them, which was 200, but rather in some symbolic sense.

Freeman discusses this in his old post, “The Mark of the Beast, 666 and Celebrity Mind Control”. He even mentions Phillips 66. And talking about esoteric, I think I have only heard “66 = Fallen Angels” mentioned one other time in a decade or more.

Freeman talks about how 6 is “vav” in Hebrew and can be symbolized by a capital letter “V”. Thus, 66 would be “VV”. What he doesn’t quite highlight is this: you will sometimes see the letter “W” formed by the slight overlay of one letter “V” with another ”V”. He mentions the VW logo, but that isn’t a good example of what I’m talking about.

Know where you can see good example? The logo for the White House. In fact, there are two instances, one in “White” and the other in “Washington”. In this article, the writer gives us some history of the design as a convenient way of bashing Trump:

The White House has a new logo. See what’s changed (Fast Company 1/21/2025)

The handful that notice the feature surely attribute it entirely to style. The crossed V’s come and go over administrations but are mostly included. I cannot connect it with any specific Presidents. However, the overall consistency makes you think that someone somewhere knows what’s up and tries to make sure the signal is being sent out.

A good test would be the recent change from the “Department of Defense” (no W’s) to the “Department of War” (one W). This is the new logo.

Remarkable attention to detail, is it not? I’m just remarking on it.

Thanks for reading! See ya in Part 2!

TL;DR: This is the final installment on the posts concerning tire manufacturers. It covers some of the stranger (but always significant) connections that came up during the research.

As I wrote about in the post on Charles Goodyear, when I began researching the tire industry I was very surprised to learn the whole shebang came out of Akron, Ohio. And as I remarked back then, I suppose one could mentally gymnastic oneself into vaguely dismissing that fact for some reason you could not quite think of at the present time.

But upon consideration, I think we have to give up that notion completely. At least I have to, and recognize that just as in Denver, SeaTac, Lincoln County and elsewhere, the Salem Witches set up one of their Strongholds in Akron.

The point is to reframe whatever you may be thinking about Akron, the tire industry, and other related topics we hit on along the way. That is, rather than, “The Salem Witches happened set up the tire industry and it happened to be in Akron,” it should probably be more like, “The Salem Witches set up shop in Akron, and the tire industry was one of many projects run out of that locale.”

We hit on some other suspicious facts about Akron and its environs along the way, and in the future there will (hopefully) be another post to round it all up and expand the list. For now, let me add one item that was already written up: the iconic experimental band from the 70’s and 80’s, Devo. Frankly, I had totally forgotten that they were out of Akron, and that’s after I had written them up not even a year ago:

Echoes of Dave McGowan: Devo and their connections to Kent State, Monsanto, David Bowie, Neil Young, Salem and Roswell (conspiracies.win 6/16/2025)

I’m too ashamed to go back and read that now myself because I fear it will seem painfully naïve, so good luck and please get what you can out of it. The enhanced context will change from, “Turns out Devo just so happened to be at Kent State,” to, “The Salem Witches both spun up Devo and ran their phony massacre out of their Stronghold in Akron.” As I say, live and learn.

And now for something completely different….

I think that most people who picked out a “Top 3” from the list of spaceflight-related accidents and incidents would choose the fire on Apollo 1 and the destruction of Space Shuttles Challenger and Columbia. What if I told you the connection between them was (drum roll) tires and the Salem Witches? I will explain, of course.

I tripped over a couple of anomalies when writing these posts on tire manufacturers. Grabbing on to anomalies and wrestling them to the ground has become a specialty of mine. The first one came on the Wikipedia page for Charles Goodyear. It concerned a crucial contribution from a mysterious “Mr.Chaffee” of Boston:

A man named Mr. Chaffee was also helpful and willing to listen to his plans, as well as to provide financial assistance. Around this time, Mr. Chaffee suggested that many of the difficulties encountered in working India rubber might result from the solvent being used.

“Chaffee” is a rather unusual name, is it not? I’ve only ever heard of two people with it. Roger B. Chaffee (1935-1967) was one of the three astronauts incinerated by the very tragic and very suspicious fire in the capsule of Apollo 1. Thus, we file this anomaly with other “Spaceflight Disasters” for later investigation.

Another anomaly I found was at the top of the page for BFGoodrich. They promote the company by stating that, “BFGoodrich tires have been fitted to several noteworthy historical vehicles”. The first car to cross the US had BFGoodrich tires, as well as Charles Lindbergh’s “Spirit of St. Louis”. In “Lucky Lindy?” (2/23/2016 34-page PDF), Miles Mathis shows that the flight was a hoax, but we’re going to let that go for now.

The first two highlights were reasonable enough, but why in the hell would you want people to remember this?

The Space Shuttle Columbia's landing gear was fitted with BFGoodrich tires.

This association is extraordinarily bad marketing, don’t you agree? Not only that, if the Columbia had BFGoodrich tires, wouldn’t you assume that all the Space Shuttles had BFGoodrich tires all along? “For the tires of their Space Shuttle program, NASA selected BFGoodrich among all their competitors for their superior reliability and value.” Sounds far better, right?

Now, I wouldn’t hang my hat on that alone, but there was a bit of trivia I recalled from years ago when I was studying the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster:

The crew first received an indication of a problem at 8:58:39, when the Backup Flight Software monitor began displaying fault messages for a loss of pressure in the tires of the left landing gear.

You see, up to that point (or so we are told), automated systems had silently compensated for everything that was going wrong with their vehicle. Thus, their literal death knell was a tire icon blinking red on the spacecraft dashboard (or whatever it may have been). Cascading failures and disintegration occurred over the next couple of minutes.

How about that Columbia disaster, then? Just probing a bit into it, the mission commander was Rick Husband. Does that name ring a bell? Admiral Husband E. Kimmel was CINCPACFLT as the time of the attack on Pearl Harbor, the jerkoff who watched it all unfold through a plate glass window.

And no, “Husband” was not his parents’ idea of a joke of a first name, it was the maiden surname of his great-grandmother. See where I’m going with this? If not, where I’m going with it will have to wait for a future post.

And now for something completely different….

The Goodyear Blimp was once an IRL American meme of the last half of the 20th Century, floating grandly over various sports stadia providing aerial camera views. What few were aware of was that these airships were not merely an ad gimmick.

Rather, these blimps were the remnant of a once-serious program where Goodyear Zeppelin Corporation built hundreds of airships of various designs, primarily for the US Navy.

One of them was the USS Akron, a dirigible very much like the Hindenburg. Although a bit shorter, it was wider and more internally voluminous. Impressive! However, the ship had several accidents and then finally crashed into the Atlantic in 1933, killing nearly everyone aboard. Let me tell you what caught my attention:

Rear Admiral Moffett was again on board, along with his aide, Commander Henry Barton Cecil, Commander Fred T. Berry, the commanding officer of NAS Lakehurst, and Lieutenant Colonel Alfred F. Masury, U.S. Army Reserve, a guest of the admiral, the vice president of Mack Trucks, and a strong proponent of the potential civilian uses of rigid airships.

Did you guess that it was Mack Trucks? Tough one to pick up on radar, huh? But I had—as always—been researching ahead, specifically concerning the “Streetcar Conspiracy” and it turns out (1) Mack Trucks was involved, and (2) Mack Trucks is a Salem Witch op.

It takes a bit of digging, but that Lt Col’s full name is Alfred Fellows Masury. There was one Fellows and three Felloes at the Salem Witch Trials. Catches your attention too, now, doesn’t it? Also, there is no genealogical information available on him, but Naval Air Station Cecil Field is named in honor of Commander Henry Barton Cecil.

I can’t tell you what happened to the Akron that night, I’m just here to point out the weird shit I found about the incident. I suspect many reading this already know that I argue the sinking of the Titanic was a complete and utter hoax, so I don’t consider anything here off the table. Let’s jump in….

You may have already noticed from that last quote that there was a ton of brass aboard. A joyride featuring cocktails on the poopdeck, perhaps? No mission of any importance was underway:

On the evening of 3 April 1933, Akron cast off from the mooring mast to operate along the coast of New England, assisting in the calibration of radio direction finder stations.

But does this sound like a pleasure cruise for the .MIL shot-callers aboard?

After casting off at 19:28, Akron soon encountered fog and then severe weather, which did not improve when the airship passed over Barnegat Light, New Jersey, at 22:00.

According to Richard K. Smith, "[u]nknown to the men on board the Akron, they were flying ahead of one of the most violent stormfronts to sweep the North Atlantic states in 10 years. It would soon envelop them."

I do not at all believe they had no idea the weather was bad, getting worse, and it was time to go home. And it was Tuesday, a school night. But down she goes, killing 73 of 76:

Father Of Naval Aviation Killed In Crash Of The Akron, 04 April 1933 (Patriots Point Naval and Maritime Museum 4/4/2011)

Now it gets weird. A German ship arrived on scene first, but the first American ship was the destroyer USS Tucker. We just read all about failed carmaker and Salem Witch Preston Tucker.

Indeed, the ship was named after naval officer Samuel Tucker (1747-1833). He was born in Marblehead MA, just SE of Salem, and had commanded the USS Franklin, named for Ben Franklin. Small world.

Okay, at best it’s a tragic accident and at worst a legendary foul-up, right? So the US Navy… named a ship after the skipper. Not some bullshit rowboat, neither: the USS McCord was a Fletcher-class destroyer, the biggest and baddest of US destroyers in WW2, replacing the unsatisfactory destroyer leader Porter and Somers classes.

For reference, modern Salem Witch and arch-weirdo Tom Hanks drove a Fletcher-class around the ocean in Greyhound. For further reference, Fletcher, Porter, and Somers are all Salem Witch names. We’re in deep water, huh?

Almost no info is available on Commander Frank C. McCord because his hyperlink just leads to the “Namesake” section for the McCord. He evidently did nothing in his career except get a bunch of people killed.

I do note that USN Cmdr McCord was born in Vincennes, Indiana. The Navy destroyer USS Vincennes (CG-49) is noted for, in 1985, shooting down Iran Air Flight 655, killing all 290 passengers. Over the Strait of Hormuz, of all places!

As noted, Rear Admiral William Adger Moffett (1869-1933), the guy running the Navy airship program, was also killed in the Akron crash. Moffett Federal Airfield is named in his honor. Moffett’s most iconic features are three giant airship hangars, including the gargantuan Hangar One. Iconic and ironic, I suppose.

Moffett Field is directly adjacent to the Googleplex, the HQ of SkyNet. Well, to be more specific, adjacent and partially underneath:

On November 10, 2014, NASA announced that it would be leasing 1,000 acres (400 ha) of the airfield property to Google for 60 years.

Finally, go back to that “Patriots Point” link and you’ll find a photo of the three survivors of the crash. It’s fake. Contrast is off, shadows don’t match, and composition is wrong. I mean. can anyone tell me WTF is going on with the background? Make of that what you will.

Bonus: I mentioned I was familiar with two Chaffees. The other is Suzy Chaffee (b1946).

Suzy was at one time very well-known, an Olympic alpine ski racer and freestyle ballet skier who modeled and acted along the way. She earned the nickname “Suzy Chapstick” because of unceasing TV commercials where she flogged the popular lip balm like no one knew it existed. Ask your parents or grandparents. All very innocent, right?

Suzy was born in Vermont but for some reason decided to attend the University of Denver. Yes, Denver again. It’s a small private research university focusing on doctorates. Not known for their powerhouse winter sports program, if you were wondering. More to say but you know where it’s going.

She signed with what is now known as Ford Models. Can you believe it? I didn’t have the heart to even check into it. I did look up innocuous ChapStick. Formerly innocuous, because you already know what I found.

Bonus to the bonus: I learned that Suzy’s full name is Suzanne Stevia Chaffee. Uh, is “Stevia” a name? For a human being, that is? She was born in 1946, before people just started making up shit to put on birth certificates.

In news which you may choose to consider unrelated, Stevia is an artificial sugar-substitute. The second best-selling artificial sweetener is the version of it known as Truvia, co-developed by Coca-Cola and Cargill. B.F. Goodrich’s 2g-grandmother was born Annis Cargill (abt. 1688 - 1782). Makes you think, doesn’t it?

Guess that about winds it up. Thanks for coming on the long, strange trip!

TL;DR: We cover how The General Tire and Rubber Company underwent something like a “mafia bust-out” by the Salem Witches, not for cash but for control.

We have covered three of the four major tire manufacturers founded in Akron, Ohio: Goodyear, Firestone, and BFGoodrich. The fourth is General Tire, and—spoiler alert!—it is also a Salem Witch operation. Unlike the others, it didn’t start that way and there is much to be learned from that. Our tale begins far from Akron, over 700 miles as the crow flies:

William Francis O'Neil owned a Firestone Tire and Rubber Company franchise in Kansas City, Missouri. He started a small manufacturing facility for tire repair products….

William became dissatisfied with Firestone entirely and decided to go big time, choosing to base his new enterprise in… Akron. Very suspicious, right? Not really. As I try to emphasize, the truth is often revealed through study of the details.

You see, the other tire manufacturers had been founded in 1898, 1900, and way back in 1870 (respective to the list above), but General Tire was founded in 1915. By that time, the industry had reached puberty, so to say, and could produce independent offspring. Supply chains ended and distribution chains began in Akron. Talent could be poached all over town.

More crucially, Akron was where the money was. Dad’s money, to be specific. Akron was where he had founded O'Neil's, a chain of department stores. He loaned William $200k (what, $20 million in today money?). I, too, would want to keep an eye on it. Here’s the list of founders:

William Francis O'Neil, Winfred E. Fouse, Charles J. Jahant, Robert Iredell, and H.B. Pushee

IMHO, that’s what a list of ordinary people looks like: you’ve never heard of them, you couldn’t imagine who they might be related to, and no one with those names has been involved in any high-profile witch trials. The O’Neils would be most suspect, but (no shade) they came from nowhere and by the end of this we’ll see they go nowhere. The lesson here is that an “indie” operation can sustain some level of success:

Despite the difficult business climate of World War I, in 1917, O'Neil established a dealership network and began an advertising campaign. By 1930, the company had 14 retail stores and about 1.8% of the tire market.

At least indie for a while. Over the course of decades follows a series of incidents that put me in mind of guys wearing fedoras and pinstripe suits coming into your small but successful enterprise. They tell you they greatly admire your business model and are certain it will prosper, so much so that they would like to invest. Then they hand over a satchel stuffed with cash and ask to be shown to their new offices.

During the depression, as competitors failed, The General Tire & Rubber Company bought out Yale Tire and Rubber Company, and India Tire and Rubber Company. By 1933, it had increased market share to 2.7%.

Told you they would prosper. But why is this suspect? Good luck finding out anything about the companies mentioned, but what do you think of when you hear the name “Yale”? Locks, right? Of course not. It’s Yale University (1701).

We talked a bit about the origin of Yale as a Salem Witch proprietary back when we discussed the Opium Wars. What I did not mention then was who it was named after: Elihu Yale (1649-1721).

I won’t bother boldfacing his name because you’re well-familiar with it, and by definition that means he’s far out on the periphery. Elihu went to work for the mighty East India Company (1600-1874), eventually rising to the "Presidency of Fort St. George".

That means Elihu Yale ruled the eastern and southern half of India. I told you he was on the periphery. In any case, that’s my evidence that the “Yale” and “India” Tire and Rubber Companies tie back to this Very Small Club of Salem Witches. Later, there’s another knock on the door:

In 1943, it diversified the core business strategy, purchasing the Yankee Network and the radio stations it owned from Boston's Shepard Stores, Inc. Thomas F. O'Neil, son of the founder William F. O'Neil, served as New York Yankees chairman with Shepard's John Shepard III serving as president.

That would be merchant and later radio executive, John Shepard III (1886-1950). Good luck finding any genealogy on this guy, but I can tell you that he was out of Boston (Biggest Nest of Salem Witches Ever) and that his mother was born Flora Martin.

(An aside, but please take a look at his 1936 publicity photo. The guy has got Resting Evil Psychopath Face. WTH does he look like when he’s not posing for publicity photos? Anyway….)

Does his name remind you of anything? I find these coincidences very strange sometimes. Here we are closing in on the end of a long arc on the automotive industry, but way back at the beginning, the very first substantive link I offered—the starting gun of what I claimed was a project to wholly transform transportation—was to Nichols and Shepard. Weird, right? Anyway, if you can convince yourself that JS3 was just some guy that liked radio, there’s literally no more I can say. Except this:

In March 1942, Shepard opened six new, state-of-the-art studios next door to the Buckminster Hotel; among the features of the new studios were facilities designed to be used exclusively for FM broadcasts.

That, and to highlight this anomaly:

But then, in mid-December 1942, Shepard suddenly announced he had sold the Yankee Network to the General Tire and Rubber Company of Akron, Ohio; the move was surprising to most members of the broadcasting community. Under the agreement he negotiated, Shepard stayed on as president and general manager of the Yankee Network and its twenty-one affiliated stations for five years.

Thanks for helping out, Johnny! Then there is yet another knock on the door from a man it would be unsurprising to see carrying around satchels stuffed with cash:

The company's final move into entertainment was the acquisition of RKO Radio Pictures from Howard Hughes in 1955 for $25 million.

Oh my, am I claiming that Howard Hughes (1905-1976), “one of the richest and most influential people in the world during his lifetime”, was also a Salem Witch? Well, Howard married a Rice and… the rest will have wait. But as I say so often now, wouldn’t it be more surprising if he were not?

To bring the story to a close, the department store/money guy Michael’s grandson, Thomas F. O'Neil (1915-1998), ended up running the show. He and his wife had a lot of children, nine all told. That’s the end of the story.

None of them is JD Vance’s birth parent or secretly Jeff Bezos or married a Rothschild, so far as I know. None of those things happens with ordinary people. That is what makes all the connections between the Salem Witches scream so loudly that they are other than ordinary people and this is all happenstance.

We double-back now because there was another knock along the way which says as much about who was on one side of the door as who was on the other:

In the late 1930s, the United States Army became interested in rockets. A group of California Institute of Technology engineers won a contract to produce rocket engines to speed airplane liftoff, and formed a company named Aerojet.

Wikipedia is going to make us guess who that was, huh? Alright, frens, was Aerojet (founded 1942) enough of a clue? That company is nearly synonymous with its founder, Jack Parsons (1914-1952). However, Jack did not run it for long:

In the spring of 1944 the officers instructed Haley to seek out new sources of assistance. General Tire & Rubber Company was one of his clients and that company showed an interest in Aerojet and began negotiations. In January 1945, General Tire acquired half the stock for $75,000. Parsons and Forman also sold their shares, so that, by October, General Tire had control of the majority of Aerojet.

A simple matter of buying and selling—how boring. Conspiracy theorists add a bit of flavor, such as:

Something True Episode 8: BABYLON (5/16/2017)

But as the war ended, so did the demand for missiles, and Aerojet needed money. The General Tire and Rubber Company of Akron, Ohio, agreed to buy a 51 per cent stake in Aerojet, on one condition: lose Jack Parsons….

So, in 1945, what was the problem with Jack Parsons? Well, for one thing, he wasn’t a good fit for a corporate environment…. He had unusual and uncouth sexual habits, a steady intake of hard drugs and was a draft-dodging socialist in a time of war and fevered patriotism. Jack Parsons was no angel—but, in his personal time, he was trying to summon one. That was the problem.

Both before and after you’ll find plenty of the usual material: monkey-spanking in the desert, Aleister Crowley, OTO, Scarlet Woman, cuckold, Scientology, NASA, etc. We’ve all heard it a hundred times. To get at substantive truth rather than titillation, we return to the mainstream:

Haley's knowledge of the business and legal training made him the man for the job. But he was in uniform at Military Affairs Division of Judge Advocate General's Corps, U.S. Air Force. Von Kármán worked his way up the chain of command to General Arnold who dismissed Haley for civilian duty at Aerojet.

Haley became Areojet's second president on August 26, 1942.  The company expanded quickly, but needed capital, so Haley contacted William F. O'Niel, president of General Tire and his vice-president Dan A. Kimball. A line of credit was offered and in January 1945 General Tire bought half the stock of Aerojet.

That is from the Wikipedia page for Andrew Gallagher Haley (1904-1966), a man beneath recognition to any conspiracy expert on Jack Parsons. (Note: I’m assuming here that Haley is a variant of Hale from the SWTs.) We don’t have space to break those few lines down fully, but they contain the proof to the puzzling equation: General Tire + Aerojet = Salem Witches?

Haley was born in Tacoma, Washington. That’s right, the old SeaTac Stronghold. He was a lawyer involved in broadcasting and rocketry. General Tire was a tire manufacturer involved in broadcasting and rocketry. How coincidental.

Haley began his career in DC with Clarence Dill (1884-1978), US Senator from Washington. Guess where he was born, though? Fredericktown, Ohio, just 66mi southwest of Akron. Whaddaya know? In 1940, Haley and FCC Assistant General Counsel George B. Porter left the Commission to form a private law partnership.

More damning is Clarence’s wife, Rosalie Gardiner Jones (1883-1978). She was central in women’s suffrage, one of the big Salem Witches projects of the time, and so militant that she was known as “General Jones”. She was born in Cold Spring Harbor, New York, which was the center of gravity for Their other big project of the time, eugenics. Interesting, eh?

The mainstream essentially hands you on a silver platter 5-star General Henry Harley "Hap" Arnold (1886-1950) as a Salem Witch, admitting right up front he’s a member of the Arnold family. His ancestor William was one of the original settlers of Rhode Island after Roger Williams got fake kicked out of Salem. Also recall that it was Kenneth Arnold at the center of the “Puget Sound UFO Flap” that I wrote up a year ago. Enough said?

Finally, do we even need to research Dan A. Kimball (1896-1970) to determine if he was a Salem Witch? For almost 30 years, he either ran Aerojet or was Secretary of the Navy. Take a look at the nearly vacant Wikitree page for Dan Able Kimball. Maybe a space pod with Baby Dan inside just crashed into St. Louis.

Taken in total, what does this mean regarding Jack Parsons? Choose to believe whatever you like since there is not much to prove anything one way or the other. As I see it, though, Jack was just a clown They rolled out from backstage to do a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a little dance. When his act is finished, off he goes.

I think somewhere along the line, an insightful conspiracy theorist or two may have realized there was more to this clown than meets the eye, so in reaction They… rolled out the clown again and said that he had danced bigger dances than you had been told before. The crowd loved it!

Bonus: I wrote about her before, but Katie Porter is still campaigning to become Fuhrer von Kalifornia. She got her degree from Yale, and was later a law clerk for Judge Richard Sheppard Arnold. These are all names we have seen just in this post about one tire manufacturer. I’m not even going to count that she was born in Fort Dodge, Iowa, but it would have been funny if that fort had been commanded by General Tire.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: We’ll take a look at the origins of mundane BFGoodrich tires and see that they will lead us to present day headlines.

The Wikipedia page for BFGoodrich is not long at all, but it starts off with a bang. Right at the top it lists three “noteworthy vehicles” that have been equipped with their tires. The #2 slot:

In 1927 Charles Lindbergh's airplane, the "Spirit of St. Louis," which made the first successful solo non-stop flight across the Atlantic, was fitted with BFGoodrich tires.

A noteworthy flight to be sure, but then again airplanes rely on their tires only in a sort of auxiliary way, don’t they? If the tires fail during use, by definition you’re already on the ground. So an odd selection, isn’t it?

Personally, I suggest it was included because the flight was another capstone historical hoax. Miles Mathis argues that point in his paper, “Lucky Lindy?” (2/23/2016 34-page PDF). To that paper, I would add that the flight was another Salem Witch psyop. Mathis doesn’t say that because he exists not to say that, if you catch my meaning.

I have come to understand that these little anomalous insertions are a sort of inside joke or occulted signal. You may have noticed that the third noteworthy vehicle was one of the Space Shuttles. Was that an occult signal? You’ll have to wait a couple more posts to find out.

… the B.F. Goodrich Company, later known as BFGoodrich, was among the first rubber tire manufacturers to be located west of the Appalachian mountain range.

That’s a funny way to state the situation. BFGoodrich was founded in 1870 in Akron, Ohio. Then about 30 years later, the two other major tire manufacturers we’ve studied set up shop at the same time in the very same city. Does that make any sense? I have never seen that question asked, let alone answered.

Regarding the Salem Witches, they nearly give the game away at the starting gun. BFGoodrich was founded by Benjamin F. Goodrich (1841-1988). I had heard the brand name all my life but and I did not know until I began this research that “BF” stood for “Benjamin Franklin”.

Now, I get it, sure, lots of people have been named after admirable personages from history. It’s not popular anymore because it’s nearly impossible to find any people so admired that you would name your child after them. Worse, as a society we have forgotten that such people can and did exist and walked amongst us.

But Ben Franklin is a special case: (1) a Salem Witch, (2) made it to the hundo along with innumerable other references, and (3) very few suspect anything about him. The point is, if you start paying attention any time you hear the name “Franklin”, you’ll get some creepy vibes. Remember the “Franklin Scandal”? How about the place where many suspect the Black Dahlia was ritually murdered? Formally called the John Sowden House, it’s more commonly known as the “Franklin House”. See?

Moving on, we should examine Goodrich’s Wikipedia page. For example, for health reasons he retired to Manitou Springs, Colorado. That’s just west of Colorado Springs and thus an hour south of—you got it—the Denver Stronghold.

I suppose it’s trivial, but the main road through the center of Manitou Springs was one of the direct paths to the base of Pikes Peak. It’s named after Zebulon Pike who was a cousin of—you got it—Albert Pike, and both were descendants of Major Robert Pike of the Salem Witch Trials.

This also may seem trivial, but it’s the kind of tiny red flag I have to look for to reconstruct the pieces of this occulted history: one of the founders of Manitou Springs was a physician and land developer named William Abraham Bell (1841-1921). Now, why might that have any significance?

Goodrich was the first in Akron to own a telephone, which was a gift from Alexander Graham Bell in 1877. The telephone connected Goodrich's house on Quaker Street to his factory on Rubber Street.

William Abraham Bell and Alexander Graham Bell (1847-1922) were born only six years apart. Quite a coincidence, huh? They could be brothers for all I know but simply neglected to notify us of that. Something to follow up on later.

Also note yet another connection to the Quakers. It just came up in the Firestone post. I mean, even now there are only about 85k Quakers in North America, yet somehow we keep hitting them over and over centuries ago. Tell me that organization isn’t somehow wrapped up in all this.

Before we get to the heavier genealogy, there are certain red flags anyone (with the right background) could spot in Benjamin’s “Personal life” section (boldface mine):

On November 4, 1869, Goodrich was married to Mary Elizabeth Marvin (1841–1907), a daughter of U.S. Representative Richard Pratt Marvin….

[daughter] Isabella Goodrich Breckinridge (1874–1961), who married John Cabell Breckinridge II (1870–1941), a grandson of John Cabell Breckinridge (the former Vice President of the United States under James Buchanan, a Confederate general and Confederate Secretary of War).

[son] David Marvin Goodrich (1876–1950), who became a Goodrich executive. He married Ruth Williams Pruyn, a daughter of banker Robert C. Pruyn in 1903. They divorced and in 1936 he married Beatrice (née Morgan) Pruyn, daughter of William Fellowes Morgan Sr. and the ex-wife of his first wife's brother.

Through his daughter Isabella, he was a grandfather of Marvin Breckinridge Patterson, the photojournalist, cinematographer, and philanthropist, who married diplomat Jefferson Patterson.

Pretty decent haul from one cast of the net, isn’t it? An even bigger haul results from examining the “Ancestors” back to the 2g-grandparents of Benjamin Franklin Goodrich MD. Most directly, there are four women carrying Salem Witch maiden names:

You know what? Let’s not do all the detailed genealogy this time. I don’t think there’s much to be learned and everyone is free to do it on their own time to confirm or deny the Salem Witchiness of these ladies. Instead, believe it or not there are actually additional names from that single tab that I wish to discuss individually.

First, we intersect with research already on the books. Goodrich had a 2g-grandmother named Mehitable (Russell) Deming (1704-1784). Her father was Noadiah Russell (1659-1713). We discussed Noahdiah in:

“Skull and Bones” is just another project of the Salem Witches (conspiracies.win 8/6/2025)

Mehitable was—if I get my genealogy right—the great-aunt of William Huntington Russell (1809-1885). William Huntington founded Skull & Bones and Noahdiah founded Yale itself. In their spare time, the Russells were up to their nipples in the opium trade and thus the Opium Wars.

Next, Goodrich had a grandmother named Susannah (Bell) Dinsmore (1766-1807). The “Bell” stuff before, the idea that Goodrich may have some association with the guy that invented the telephone may have seemed far-fetched, but does that fetch seem quite as far now?

Yes, I peeked ahead and the phone guy’s ancestry is full of Salem Witch names. Know what the most interesting one is, IMHO? He had a 2g-grandmother named Isabella Swan. There were three Swans (and a Swain) at Salem.

Do you recall the name of the controversial FBI Director who passed away just a couple of months ago before he could tell any tales? Robert Swan Mueller III. His wife was Anne Cabell Standish. The phone guy’s dad’s name was Alexander Melville Bell. Bob had a granddad named Melville Douglas Truesdale. I’m cramming all this in now because I feel like with the volume of material already on deck, I’ll never get back around to documenting where everyone really got their phones from.

Next, Goodrich had a 2g-grandmother named Elizabeth (Todd) Bell (1689-1771). Todd is a rather unusual surname and it certainly reminds us of Mary Todd Lincoln (1818-1882). Her husband, Honest Abe, was very much a Salem Witch. I have never written them up but her family, the Todds, appear very much to be Salem Witches also.

Next, Goodrich had a 2g-grandmother named Annis (Cargill) McKeen (abt. 1688 - 1782). Now, the name Cargill is not a known Salem Witch name and has never come up before, but I immediately thought of the absolutely ginormous American multinational food corporation, Cargill:

As of 2023, Cargill was the largest privately held company in the United States in terms of revenue.

Cargill has been a subject of long-term and widespread scrutiny for a variety of issues, including child trafficking and child slave labor and other human rights abuses, union busting, ignoring worker safety during COVID-19, land grabbing, food contamination with mercury and E. coli, deforestation, air pollution, tax evasion, animal abuse, toxic spills, building on restorable wetlands, contributing to the antibiotic resistance crisis, and price fixing.

Revenue in 2022 of $165 billion, employing 160k worldwide as of 2024. Without researching any further, which are you taking in the office pool I’m putting together: “Cargill = Salem Witch” or “Cargill =/= Salem Witch”?

Let me now make a bold claim: the Salem Witches, the Frankfurter Hexen, and some of their global counterparts are ultimately behind Zionism. I’m not going to present the case fully here because if I wrote five posts just trying to briefly document car tires, how long is the case about Zionism going to be?

We can boil it down very, very quickly, though, with the assertion that Zionism would never have gotten anywhere were it not for the covert branch of it called “Christian Zionism”. If you’ve never heard that term spoken aloud on any TV, now you know what “covert” means. It’s not secret, it’s just that nobody knows about it and that’s by design.

A main part of the CZ project was to write what amounts to a “Talmud for Christians”. It would form the authority for that entire school of religious—and ultimately political—doctrine. It was called the Scofield Reference Bible (1909), written by a man known as C.I. Scofield (1843-1921).

Again, we aren’t here to discuss “Da Joos” or any such thing, and if you’re waiting for that, please hit “EJECT” now. I mean, look at all the context necessary to properly frame and exhibit only two references, which is my goal. You can make of these references what you please. We already discussed one of those, and in a far different context:

Regarding the assassination of Charlie Kirk (4 of 2): Charlie the Salem Witch (conspiracies.win 10/3/2025)

From Charlie promoting Zionism, we get: Christian Zionism -> Scofield Reference Bible (1909) -> Cyrus Ingerson Scofield (1843-1921) -> Dwight L. Moody (1837-1899) -> Edward Norris Kirk (1802-1874) -> Mount Vernon Church, Boston (1842).

So trying to connect Zionism to Kirk, we hit Scofield, see? And we finally come to the new bit: the founder of BFGoodrich had a 2g-grandfather named Gideon Goodrich (abt. 1695 - 1769). Another one of Gideon’s 2g-grandsons was—you got it—Cyrus Ingerson Scofield (1843-1921).

Not to get into all this now—and you’re free to believe it is mere happenstance—but the mother of Cyrus was a Goodrich, he himself married a Hall, his daughter married a Kellogg, his great-grandmother was a Clark, and his grandmother was an Ingerson. Oh, is that last one new to you? Well, the story attached to it is strange indeed but must wait for another day.

Cyrus came into all this over a century ago. The crazy heretical ideas come directly from the Scofield Reference Bible and all the jackass evangelists that evangelize it. I said “came into” but the context tells us more precisely that he “was sent”. Cyrus was only doing as he was tasked and, like so many others, thought he was a big hero. Be very careful when you find yourself thinking you’re a hero.

I will amplify on this last connection in a future post. In the meantime, thanks for your attention to this matter!

TL;DR: We’ll cover the Salem Witch roots and branches of another familiar American tire manufacturer, Firestone.

Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.

You might recognize that from Howard Beale’s iconic “Mad as Hell” rant in Network. That was half a century ago. What might the fictional Beale have had to say if he were he aware it was “They” who had been handing out those steel-belted radials all along?

After the last post about Goodyear and his tires, you may still have retained the notion that, okay, maybe one of them squeaked in there but the rest of them were okay. I mean, how much could there be to say about Firestone Tires? Turns out there is a lot.

As with every other subject I write about, nothing I have to say about Firestone is secret. These secrets are truly hidden in plain sight. But who bothers looking at this boring shit? I do, and I’ll tell you about the surprising things I found. One of the first was how famous Harvey S. Firestone (1868-1938) was back in the day:

Firestone, Henry Ford, and Thomas Edison were generally considered the three leaders in American industry at the time, and often worked and vacationed together, calling themselves the Vagabonds, along with naturalist John Burroughs and, sometimes, Presidents Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge, and Herbert Hoover.

So Firestone was—what—maybe like the Mark Zuckerberg of his day? Imagine a century hence where everyone has forgotten who Zuckerberg was and what he did. Makes you think that all the conspiracy theorists bitching and moaning about him are entirely wasting their time because all the Big Baddies that TPTB let us know about will one day be replaced and memory of them wiped away.

Was Firestone really a Big Baddie, though? Well, I suggest you read up on the Firestone Natural Rubber Company. Less than a century ago, They essentially reinvented slavery with some extra steps in—get this—Liberia, the place that ex-slaves were supposed to go to live free. It’s hilarious, in a dark and perverse way.

After some poking around, I’m now wondering if Liberia itself was a Salem Witch initiative from the jump. Frankly, at this point it would be a bit surprising if it were not, wouldn’t you agree? Another post for another day.

Speaking of eradicated history, is there a Social Justice Warrior familiar with any of this, one who refuses in principle to purchase Firestone tires, or spray paints BLM slogans on the side of Firestone Complete Auto Care stores? Good luck finding one. Frankly, none of them would ever do so anyway. The explanation of their virtue would take far too long for what the signal was worth to them.

Not to say that history isn’t deliberately hidden, but there’s a point when it’s hard to distinguish between intention and incompetence. For example, you have to look on Harvey’s personal page to find this:

This incident led his son, Harvey S. Firestone Jr., to run a public relations campaign to repair the public image of the company, portraying themselves as providing healthcare, job opportunities, and financial betterment to the region. This established an image that prevailed for decades while the company directly aided Liberian government officials in owning rubber plantations themselves, including the country's former dictator, William V.S. Tubman, who Firestone maintained close ties with.

The Firestone plantation was over 10% of the arable land in Liberia, leased for 99 years. Notice that PR > slavery. While anyone can see those points, I have another that is more occulted.

That Liberian dictator, William Vacanarat Shadrach Tubman (1895-1971), is not mentioned in either the page for the Firestone corporation nor the page for the rubber company. He is considered the "father of modern Liberia", gracing the country from 1944 to 1971 and defeated only by death itself.

I wanted to note him because the name Harriet Tubman has come to be synonymous with the Underground Railroad. It’s ludicrous to think an illiterate ex-slave could organize a multi-state human trafficking operation, but no one thinks about that at all, do they?

The real mastermind—and a name that no one knows—is Levi Coffin Jr.. Most certainly a Salem Witch. I would contend therefore that Harriet was a servant of the Salem Witches, that she was related to William, and that William served to make Liberia itself a Salem Witch proprietary slave state. How far are the SJWs from making such associations?

Returning to the relationship between Firestone and Ford, they were not only friendly personally, but industrially:

Harvey Firestone's close relationship with Henry Ford helped establish Firestone as the original equipment supplier for Ford Motor Company vehicles….

Now, I would point out that this is another example of the pattern where Salem Witches work with and support one another. However, as this series of posts regarding the automotive industry as shown, that would be almost impossible to avoid. At the minimum, they would be able to ice out or absorb smaller “non-bloodline” competitors.

Speaking of bloodlines, Firestone and Ford are also connected familially, in the form of William Clay Ford Jr. (b1957), the great-grandson of both men:

… the executive chair of Ford Motor Company since 1999. The great-grandson of company founder Henry Ford, Ford joined the board in 1988, and was CEO of the company from 2001 to 2006. He is the vice chair of the Detroit Lions NFL franchise, and chair of the United States-Mexico Chamber of Commerce.

That brings us to the meat and potatoes of these posts: the circumstances of birth, particularly genealogy. As I have become more skilled and familiar with the territory of the web of intermarriage and reproduction of the Salem Witches—building up the database, so to speak—I now notice more than I can possibly follow up on. This isn’t to be considered an exhaustive analysis of all possible connections, just some which I hope you will find interesting and enlightening.

Accordingly, we begin at the beginning with the circumstances and genealogy of Harvey Samuel Firestone. He was born in Columbiana, Ohio, which is about 45mi ESE of Akron. We have seen over and over where key people were born near to these Strongholds decades before they became “key”. And there is much, much more.

Harvey started his career working as a salesman for his cousin Clinton D. Firestone at the Columbus Buggy Company. Columbus is over 100mi SE of Akron. During this time, Firestone already had business contact with Henry Ford. So when it comes time for Harvey to set up his own shop, why not (1) in Columbus with his cousin, or (2) in Detroit near Ford? Nope, Akron it is.

Even more provocative is Harvey’s birthplace of Columbiana, a tiny burg of population somewhere around a thousand from the first census before the Civil War to the time when Harvey was born. Wikipedia records this about the little dot on the map:

The Jones–Bowman House, built in 1842, is believed to have been part of the Underground Railroad.

Well, my Tubman connection doesn’t seem as far-fetched now, does it? Let me add this: as you travel west out of Columbiana toward Akron, in about ten miles the first town you come to is—can you believe it?—Salem, Ohio. Can’t make this up!

Salem was founded by Quakers in 1806 and served as a center of abolitionist activity and a station on the Underground Railroad.

As I’ve noted before, the Salem Witches are connected to Quakerism in a way I have yet to precisely understand. Every time someone mentions Quakers, alarm bells go off in my head. They were also behind modern Feminism as a social engineering project. And what do we find?

In April 1850, Salem hosted the first Women's Rights Convention in Ohio, the third such convention in the United States (the first two being the Seneca Falls Convention and Rochester Women's Rights Convention of 1848).

The organizers of Seneca in 1848 were Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Lucretia Mott. Remember who I said ran the Underground Railroad? Lucretia’s maiden name was Coffin. And hold on to Liz’s middle name for a minute, because it’s not just a cutesy name for a girl.

Tracing Harvey Firestone’s lineage, his 2g-grandfather was Johann Nicholas Firestone II (1735-1807), born in Thal, Berg Parish, Alsace. His father was Hans Nicholas (Feuerstein) Firestone (1712 - bef. 1768), born in Dettwiller, Departement du Bas-Rhin, Alsace.

Both villages are in modern France, and I’ve never mentioned anyone from France so this seems to be a big miss. But get this: Dettwiller is less than 80mi due west of Stuttgart. What are the chances?

I have almost no familiarity with the swishing around of national borders in Europe over the centuries, most particularly in this region. Something I did notice, though, is that immigrants Hans and Johann are tracked under the “Palatine Migration Project”.

The same goes for some of the other Germans we’ve talked about in these auto industry posts, although I did not include it in any writeups. Point is, the Frankfurter Hexen have not notified me of the borders of their Stronghold, but I’m assuming Dettwiller is within it. One last note about the deep heritage here, from Harvey’s page:

The family name was originally Feuerstein (German for flint or firestone)….

There were three Flints at the Salem Witch Trials. Make of this what you will.

Going back to Harvey’s Wikitree page, if you glance at the names of his children, you’ll see some enticing possible Salem Witch names: Allen, Russell, Kimball, and Stanley. I even noticed that Johann Firestone’s wife had the maiden name Schwab. I wouldn’t think much of that except I noticed the page is managed by someone named Moody. A real “finance” vibe, as in “Charles Schwab” and “Moody’s Ratings”, eh? But we have no space for all that.

Instead, I wanted to document a couple of more obscure and therefore tastier connections. We begin at Harvey’s daughter-in-law. Firestone’s son was Harvey Samuel Firestone Jr (1898-1973). He married a woman named Elizabeth (Parke) Firestone (1897-1990). Does her maiden name ring a bell? It did for me.

At one time I thought “Parke” was a variation of “Parker”. Maybe it is but that’s not what I’m talking about here. You recall how JFK fired the CIA Director, Allen Dulles, and then two years later... I know you know that part.

Allen’s mother was Edith (Foster) Dulles (1865-1941), and her mother was Mary Parke (McFerson) Foster (1840 1922). To clarify that name, ”Parke” is her middle name. If you look at her “Ancestors”, no Parkes are visible. I think you would agree that the name represents an important bloodline of hers, and is not just a cutesy name for a girl.

The “Ancestors” for Elizabeth do go back along the Parke line, and with a surprising callback. Her 3g-grandfather was Joseph Parke Jr. (1712-1768). His wife was Amittai (Cady) Parke (1719-1768). Following the Cadys, her great-grandfather was immigrant Nicholas Cady Jr. (abt. 1627 - 1712).

Now, remember I took that tangent to tell you about Feminism and Elizabeth Cady Stanton? Click on her “Ancestors” tab to verify that her 4g-grandfather was that same Nicholas Cady Jr. Makes you think “They” have been working together for a long time without telling the rest of us about it, doesn’t it?

Bonus: Remember “The Vagabonds” mentioned at the top? Not even that supposedly innocuous association is to be considered a reliable part of history. Take a look at this photo of the Vagabonds that Wikipedia captions as, “Firestone (right) with Henry Ford and Thomas Edison, c. February 1929”. It’s phony, the heads just pasted on.

Why did they create this deception? Who the hell knows, but there it is. The lesson is this: NPCs detect deception where they have been instructed by their “authorities” that deception exists. Those generally termed “conspiracy theorist” are one level higher, and detect deception where it is profitable for their ego to detect it.

When was the last time you saw a post on r/conspiracy titled something like, “I just found out I was duped all along and must retract a bunch of stuff I’ve posted”? Such things do not exist because that’s not how that level of consciousness works.

When you start observing things of no benefit to you—or more particularly those which reveal your ignorance—then you know you’re finally getting somewhere on a consciousness level.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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TL;DR: Charles Goodyear invented the process which enabled modern rubber products, primarily tires. He is a Salem Witch, so mark that with “or so we are told”. We’ll examine the birth of the industry, the genealogies of Goodyear and the founder of Goodyear (two different people!), and the Salem Witch connections of Goodyear’s career.

If you examine the current list of tire companies, you’ll see the trade is quite international, with many major manufacturers in Asia. It has only been that way since the early 1990’s or so. American cars used to run on American tires.

I had planned to cover the best-known American tire manufacturers from before globalization, which off the top of my head were Goodyear, Firestone, and BFGoodrich. So much evidence turned up along the way that each will require a separate post plus a couple more.

We have to begin before the beginning with this fact: all of those three tire companies plus one other prominent manufacturer were founded in Akron, Ohio. That seems very bizarre, doesn’t it? I suppose you could wave your hands around and come up with a reason, but the instant counterarguments are that it would be ad hoc and ex post facto. Wikipedia doesn’t even offer a reason, saying only this:

During the late 19th and early 20th centuries, Akron became a center of rubber and tire manufacturing; it was the headquarters of B.F. Goodrich, Firestone, General Tire, and Goodyear (which is still based in the city) and was nicknamed the "Rubber Capital of the World".

Are there rubber tree forests covering Ohio that I don’t know about? Did ships full of latex from the Amazon dock at the port of land-locked Akron? Did the University of Akron have a focus on polymer science in the early 1800’s? No, these ideas are absurd.

So is there anything suspicious about Akron? You know it, dawg. The founder was named Simon Perkins (1771-1844). Let’s do the formal genealogy some other day, so let this quote from Wikipedia suffice for now:

Simon was descended from one of the oldest English Puritan families of New England, and his ancestry went back to John Perkins who came to the new world with Roger Williams in 1631.

That would be the same Roger Williams who, in a famous bullshit narrative, got kicked out of Salem in 1635 then went and founded Rhode Island with Benedict Arnold (great-grandfather of the famous traitor).

The Perkinses were heavily involved in the opium trade back in the day, and we discussed that in posts on the Opium Wars and on the Forbes family. Founding a city as a Salem Witch proprietary—which later was to house the tire industry—is tame by comparison.

Tires manufactured by the Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company were pervasive for quite a long time. The company was founded in 1898 by someone not named Goodyear. Very odd, right? We’ll come back to the source of the company name, but we need to stop and examine the actual founder of the company.

Let me set this up by reminding you that in the post on German auto manufacturers, we discussed how the people that came to pioneer that industry had—decades before, of course—been born in the area of Frankfurt and Stuttgart, with the latter being where most of the industry ended up.

So wouldn’t it be coincidental if I told you that the founder of Goodyear, Franklin Augustus Seiberling (1859-1955), was a descendant of German immigrants? Well, he was!

Now I don’t necessarily offer this as proof of anything, but you may find it funny that Frank’s alma mater was Heidelberg College. That’s in Ohio, not Germany. The original Heidelberg in Germany is… halfway between Frankfurt and Stuttgart. Funny, right?

But we really should examine his genealogy more closely. Begin at the page for Franklin Augustus (Frank) "F. A." Seiberling and you can click back in time to his 3g-grandfather and the original immigrant ancestor, Christian Seiberling (1731-1816). There are some important notes about him.

First, Private Christian Seiberling served with Northampton County Militia of Pennsylvania during the American Revolutionary War. That’s turning out to be really “on brand” for these Salem Witches and—as I have remarked before—makes me mistrust the patriotic narratives we have been handed about that period of history.

Second, Christian was born in "Ellmendingen, Pforzheim, Baden, Heiliges Römisches Reich". It’s so tiny you’ll have to look it up under the modern Keltern, Enz, Baden-Württemberg. Roughly, though, it’s about 27mi WNW of… Stuttgart. Are you even surprised at this point? I offer this fact as proof he was “in on it” and an emissary of the Frankfurter Hexen.

The third point follows from the second. I do not have the year of Christian’s immigration but let’s say he was 20. So Christian leaves the Stuttgart area and more than a century later, his 3g-grandson is born in Western Star, Ohio. That’s on the western outskirts of Akron. When he’s about 40, he founds a tire company. Quite the coincidence, huh? An alternative explanation is that “They” play a very long game.

Returning to the founding of the company, it was named after Charles Nelson Goodyear (1800-1860). In 1839, he invented a process for hardening rubber known as “vulcanization” which made tires practical, among many other applications. As you can see, the company was founded almost 40 years after he died. The question arises, though: was Goodyear himself a Salem Witch?

On the “Ancestors” for Charles Nelson Goodyear, I keyed on three candidate Salem Witch names: his mother Cynthia (Bateman) Goodyear (1776-1845), his maternal grandmother Eunice (Curtiss) Bateman (1748-1804), and his 2g-grandmother Elizabeth (Wright) Bateman (1664 - abt.1735).

Curtis and Wright are indeed Salem Witch names and I probed around but could not find the direct genealogical links. But you can see the common source in those names is a man named Eleazer Bateman Sr. (1664-1751).

Eleazar’s brother was Thomas Bateman (1652-1727). Wikipedia has no reference to anyone by that name, but that’s another fail since there are Case files referencing Thomas Bateman. You can see he’s of the appropriate age range, but do we have the right man?

Thomas’ second marriage was to Ruth (Wright) Bateman (1646-1715). It took place In 1685 in (drum roll) Salem. Ruth had a son from a previous marriage named Jonathan Knight II (1672-1711). Wikipedia’s list mentions only Margaret, but the records show there were four Knights at Salem. You can confirm the hit with Case files referencing Jonathan Knight.

BTW, the “(Wright) Bateman” part of Ruth and Elizabeth’s names is no coincidence. Thomas and Eleazar were brothers, and Ruth and Elizabeth were aunt and niece (respectively), being the sister the daughter (respectively) of one man, Joseph Wright Sr. (bef. 1641 - 1724). Tight little group.

Also, there are three Wrights listed in the records: John, Mercy, and Walter. I cannot connect them genealogically but it would be an astounding coincidence if they were not related, don’t you think? I found where I believe there was a bastard Wright early on and they severed the genealogical connection, but we won’t get into that now.

Which segues us into a whole section where we “won’t get into it”. That is, the subject of the Salem Witches can be likened to a 4-dimensional spiderweb. Here we have a number of threads leading off to other parts of the web, but we will not crawl out along them. All these threads serve to reiterate that we are, in fact, on a spiderweb. Or they are mere coincidence. You decide. The first is from Seiberling’s Wikipedia page:

While Seiberling and his brother Charles were the co-founders of the Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company, its first president was David E. Hill, a business associate who purchased $30,000 of the company's initial stock.

Hill is a Salem Witch name we’ve never covered, but there are three people named Hill in the records and one named Hills. Wikipedia actually bests the records in one way. The court records list “Elenor Babson” while Wikipedia lists “Eleanor Hill-Babson” under “Afflicted”. Add one Hill to the tally.

His father was a descendant of Stephen Goodyear, successor to Governor Eaton as the head of the company London Merchants, who founded the colony of New Haven in 1638.

Eaton is a Salem Witch name. I missed this connection in the genealogical research, so I propose that Goodyear is also a Salem Witch name.

In 1855, in the last of three patent disputes with fellow British rubber pioneer, Stephen Moulton….

We discussed the Moultons in the post on Linda Moulton Howe. In an update to that post, Seth Moulton is still the sitting Congressman representing MA-6, which includes Salem. He is currently campaigning for Senate. BTW, he returned the AIPAC donations he received, which keeps the Salem Witches laughing at everyone still backwards enough to believe it’s all down to “Da Joos”.

In 1839, Goodyear was at the Eagle India Rubber Company in Woburn, Massachusetts, where he discovered that combining rubber and sulfur over a hot stove caused the rubber to become rigid, a process which he called vulcanization because of the heat involved.

Eureka, eh? Goodyear even has an elementary school named after him there. He moved around a lot, though, and has no other history with the town. Happenstance? Well, Tom and Eleazar and Ruth and Elizabeth who we mentioned earlier were all born in Woburn, Massachusetts. So no, not happenstance.

Goodyear sold some of these patents to Hiram Hutchinson who founded Hutchinson SA in France in 1853.

Hutchinson SA is today a diversified multinational operating in 26 countries with over 40,000 employees. Hutchinson is a Salem Witch name.

Lastly, I find it anomalous that Seiberling chose the name of Goodyear for his company—for any conventional reason, that is. How many people even today are familiar with either vulcanization or Charles Goodyear? The closest comparison I can think of is that Tesla Motors was named about 60 years after the death of Nikola Tesla. Even if people aren’t familiar with the inventor, they know what cars and electricity are. There is also no relationship between Seiberling and Goodyear.

Unless they’re both Salem Witches, of course. If you go by the mainstream narrative, Goodyear was talented and hard-working, but he did not have an easy go of it. He died deeply in debt at the age of 59. I say all this because I ponder whether his work came too early to be of personal benefit and naming the company after him was some sort of recompense, Who knows?

Bonus: There was a surname you may have noticed on the “Ancestors” tab for Charles Goodyear. If so, I did too and thought I’d follow up on it for you.

Sperry “Top-Siders” became popularized as the preferred footwear for the “preppy” look as far back as the 1980’s. If you’re dressing up for a throwback party, they are a “must have” for authenticity. They were made by Sperry, of course. They still are, except Sperry is now a subsidiary of Authentic Brands Group (<- see what I was saying?).

Sperry was founded in 1935 by Paul A. Sperry (1895-1982). Paul’s 6g-grandfather, the original immigrant and the man who carried the name into the New World, was Richard Sperry (abt. 1606 - 1698).

The woman I thought you may have noticed was Charles’ great-grandmother, Esther (Sperry) Goodyear (abt. 1704 - 1760). Her grandfather was that same Richard Sperry. Also note that both Charles Goodyear and Paul Sperry were born in New Haven, Connecticut. Coincidentally, of course.

The original purpose of “Top-Siders” was as boat shoes, designed with a specially-cut non-slip sole made of rubber. “Top-side”, get it? My point, however, is the rubber aspect. No one seems to have noted Sperry’s connection to Goodyear. You see, even when there is no “conspiracy” per se, researchers do a terrible job of noticing things. Never assume they have or ever will.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: The narrative of Preston Tucker and his innovative but ill-fated Tucker Torpedo was a Salem Witch joint. Voluminous documentation and surprising links follows.

One would think that the story of the Tucker Corporation’s “Tucker 48” was pure and classic Americana: a heroic innovator strives to create the future, but falls tragically when his reach exceeds his grasp. We’re handed narratives all the time because little stories are the primary way people are given to understand. What do you think Jesus was doing with his parables?

With narratives, the unconscious assumption is that we have been told everything relevant or interesting. Otherwise it would have been included in the story, right? And life moves fast so we never take the time to slow down a little, look around, and examine for ourselves the facts and circumstances surrounding what we were told. Well, that’s what we’re doing here now.

The automobile itself is unimportant; they only made 51 of them, including the prototype. The man himself is key: Preston Thomas Tucker (1903-1956). We’ll examine these topics: his name, his available genealogy, the Salem Witches, the movie they made about him, and some very strange associations from his bio.

That film was supposed to include everything relevant or interesting, but we won’t be talking about the content of it at all. That’s how it works, you see? Anyway, let’s jump in….

It turns out both Preston and Tucker are Salem Witch names. I daresay both are also relatively uncommon. Browsing the page for “Preston (surname)”, I confess I did not recognize any of the notables. On the page for “Tucker (surname)”, I recognized only actor Forrest Tucker (1919-1986).

Was Forrest a Tucker? I saw a few red flags but the one I’ll pass on is that he was best known for playing Cavalry Sgt. Morgan O’Rourke in the very popular F Troop series, and that his last wife was Sheila Forbes, which is another unusual name. Let’s not get into it, though, agreed?

My other notes relate to the information that the surname Tucker traces to the….

… pre-7th century verb tucian, meaning "to torment". It would have been for a fuller, also known as a "walker", one who softened freshly woven cloth by beating and tramping on it in stale urine.

“To torment”? A bit of a creepy find, eh? More directly relevant, though, are that both Fuller and Walker are also Salem Witch names. History can be fun, huh?

Regrettably, we won’t be able to trace Preston Tucker directly back to the Salem Witch Trials via genealogy. The oldest ancestor of his I can find, his 2g-grandfather Stilmon C. Preston, was not even born until 1781, almost a century after the trials. In these cases, the billowing clouds of circumstantial smoke will be left to challenge your idea that all this is mere coincidence.

The smoke begins immediately, with Tucker’s mother Lucille Caroline (Preston) Holmes (1881-1960). She was born a Preston. That’s her bloodline and that’s where Tucker gets his first name.

Preston got his last name from his father, of course, Shirley Harvey Tucker (1879-1907). As you can see, Shirl died quite young, when Preston was only three or four. Lucille evidently remarried to a man named Holmes, which seems reasonable or even expected for a young widow.

However, I say “evidently” because WikiTree makes no further mention of this “Holmes”. Her Geni page, Lucile Caroline "Carrie" Tucker (Preston), makes no reference to any Holmes at all. Preston’s Wikipedia page makes no mention of a stepfather.

I go to this excruciating detail because Holmes is yet another Salem Witch name. Keep in mind this is the looser definition of “Salem Witch” because not every family made a formal appearance there. But in the post about the World’s Columbian Exposition of 1893, we discussed phony serial killer H.H. Holmes and fake mass shooter James Holmes and how far back their histories went.

There are two other grannies from Preston’s genealogy we should note: his great-grandmother, Clarissa Allen (1838 - aft. 1860), and his 2g-grandmother, Sarah Richardson (1798 - aft. 1840). Their genealogies go no further, but we should observe that both Allen and Richardson are Salem Witch names. Keep that name Allen in mind as we proceed.

I would also like to make a point about Preston’s great-grandfather, John Tucker (1828-1898). He was the original immigrant of Preston’s Tucker line, although no information is available on when he arrived.

The reason I key on him is something we discussed in the post on the American automotive industry as well as after. It seems the “big project” of the Salem Witches—in both North America and Europe—to remake the transportation industry was kicked off in the middle of the 1800’s. Well, assuming John was the age of majority when he immigrated, that would have been exactly the same time. Just sayin’.

How does all this match up to the records of the Salem Witch Trials? As is becoming usual when we take a close look for ourselves, Wikipedia botches the job of even recording freely available mainstream records. Three Prestons are listed by Wikipedia and none have outgoing links. Six Prestons are in the records. Wikipedia has no mention of any Tuckers, but there are three persons named Tucker at Salem. There are also four Tucks and a Tuckey, but we needn’t count them in.

One participant I wanted to highlight is Samuel Preston Jr (1672-1717). In 1694, a couple years after the hoax, he married another participant, Sarah Bridges (abt. 1673 - abt. 1725). Just keep that surname in your back pocket for a moment.

As stated, the narrative we were handed was in the 1988 biographical comedy-drama, Tucker: The Man and His Dream. The director was Francis Ford Coppola. That’s no coincidence: he was named after Henry Ford. BTW, the plan is for a post on Henry Ford and another on the Fords of Hollywood. Gotta put pins in those for now.

The film starred Jeff Bridges and Joan Allen as The Man and His Wife, respectively. Jeepers, we just saw those names, didn’t we? It was Miles Mathis who first alerted me to the idea that They liked to cast relatives of those they were portraying in films. So maybe, huh? Then again, maybe it goes deeper than even that:

Abe hires Robert Bennington to run the new Tucker Corporation on a day-to-day basis.

That’s a pretty random-sounding sentence I pulled from the movie’s wiki. As you may see in the article “The Tucker Automobile Club of America | Tucker Movie: Facts vs Fiction”, Abe Karatz is a real person and Robert Bennington is a composite character. Put that choice of name in your back pocket for a minute.

That leads us into Preston’s bio. Unexpectedly provocative is where he grew up: a suburb of Detroit called Lincoln Park, Michigan. I might have believed that being around Detroit in those days would be a reasonable explanation for getting involved in the automotive industry, but I think we’re well past that, aren’t we?

I would first point out that one of Lincoln Park’s primary schools is Carr Elementary. Notable, given the six Carrs at Salem. Also note that Lincoln Park is bordered by Allen Park, Michigan. I already told you how many Allens there were when I mentioned the actress who played Vera Tucker. Coincidence?

If you don’t like coincidence, how about weird coincidence? Now, it seemed obvious but I was looking for positive confirmation that the town was named after President & Salem Witch Abraham Lincoln. I could not get that confirmation of that but I did get this:

LINCOLN PARK HISTORICAL SOCIETY & MUSEUM | A BRIEF OVERVIEW OF THE LINCOLN PARK STORY

Early in 1900's a business district developed at the corner of Fort St. and St. Cosme Line, later State Street, now Southfield Road, where Herman Quandt and Noah LeBlanc operated general stores.

Did you catch that name? It was featured in the post on German carmakers. We found out it was Gunther Quandt, an intimate (ie Eskimo brother of Joseph Goebbels, haha) of the top Nazis, who controlled BMW back then, and that his grandchildren, Stefan Quandt and Susanne Klatten (nee Quandt), still own half of it today. Jeez, what are the chances?

Weirder still, IMHO, is this: Have you heard of the whole “Linkin Park” conspiracy? You can look all this up on your own time, but supposedly the name of the band secretly refers to the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Calgary, site of a Royal Canadian Air Force base where some dark CIA MKUltra doings were done.

Even darker is when that extends to the claim that some of the band’s songs concern abuse suffered by the questionably suicided lead singer, and even to speculation regarding his beyond-striking resemblance to a certain infamous Mr. Podesta. He hasn’t been dead that long, but do you recall his name? How about the name of that composite character from Tucker?

Final notes: This post may come off as a fun romp concerning cars, actors, and movies, but that is mere happenstance. These Salem Witches are as serious as strokes, never to be underestimated.

At the end of the post on Chrysler we discussed an essentially unknown businessman named Mark Tucker (b1957). He’s the chairman of the British financial services company HSBC, which manages well over $3 trillion in assets and employs 211,000 people.

Now, some may hurry to point towards Larry Fink (naming the Jew!), the chairman of BlackRock which manages over $12 trillion in assets. But that’s my point: if you can name Larry and have never heard of Mark, that indicates to me that Mark is a shot-caller and Larry is merely a Hofjude. Everyone is free to keep reeeeing! up that tree, if they prefer.

We should also mention probably the most influential journalist around today, Tucker Carlson. Yes, I did the advance research and he’s a Salem Witch, although the full story is—as usual—more nuanced and complex. He recently interviewed his brother Buckley. Try to convince yourself these names are mere coincidence.

Their father was Richard Warner Carlson. There were two people named Richardson at Salem and Preston had a 2g-grandma by that name. Tucker and Buckley are literally the sons of Richard, but I think that one really is a coincidence. Then again, at this point, maybe not. Anyway, get on your toes when anyone named Tucker is around.

Bonus: Even more fun with names. Tucker co-starred Frederic Forrest. Wikipedia states he was “best known for his collaborations with director Francis Ford Coppola”. This just struck me because, well, do you remember the name of the only Tucker I recognized, actor Forrest Tucker? I’d like to believe this is mere coincidence because everybody loved “Chef” in Apocalypse Now.

No one could even begin to make all this up. Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: Yet another classic American auto manufacturer was a creation of the Salem Witches.

Chrysler, founded in 1925, was once a very well-known carmaker. Along with GM and Ford, it was one of the “Big Three” American automobile manufacturers.

The corporation still survives as "Stellantis North America", a subsidiary of the #5 manufacturer worldwide, Stellantis, which is based in the Netherlands. Of the once-commonplace brand, I can only find two models currently in production.

Chrysler was founded by Walter Percy Chrysler (1875-1940). There’s a lot to say about his genealogy but first we’ll look at his bio. Walter grew up in Ellis, Kansas. Wikipedia doesn’t tell us how the town got its name, but I would just note that Ellis is a Salem Witch name. And we’re off.

Off on a tangent, that is. You see, there was something of an anomaly in the Wikipedia Infobox: "Alma mater: International Correspondence Schools". That never comes up in the article body. It moves from “Ancestry” to “Railroad career”, where he starts as an apprentice in railroad shops. So why did they feel it necessary to highlight that reference?

Because it’s a Salem Witch operation, would be my answer. ICS is now Penn Foster Career School. It was founded in 1890 by Thomas J. Foster. Surprise, surprise. The current CEO is Kermit Cook. Another surprise.

At the turn of the century, the school was officially known as the International Correspondence Schools (ICS), and one out of every 27 adults in the U.S. had taken an ICS course.

The reason I take pains to point this out is that if the name had been “Rockefeller Correspondence Schools”, conspiracy theorists would be wetting their pants and posting daily for having recognized it. I mean, 0% would recognize it more deeply as a Salem Witch op, but at least it would draw some scrutiny. My point is that all this and so much more slides by without a scintilla of said scrutiny.

An associated institution is Penn Foster High School, "currently the largest high school in the United States by enrollment". If you’re wondering how large: "11.5 FTE (full-time equivalent teachers) for about 13,000 students". Without doing the math, that’s under 1 teacher per thousand students, which is the mathematical formula that equals a quality education. As for Walter’s education:

Chrysler moved frequently, first to Wellington, Kansas, in 1897, then to Denver, Colorado for two weeks, and finally Cheyenne, Wyoming. Some of his moves were due to restlessness and a quick temper, but his roaming was also a way to become more well-rounded in his railroad knowledge. He worked his way up through positions such as foreman in Trinidad, Colorado, superintendent, division master mechanic, and general master mechanic.

Okay, I think anyone with any sense and who has actually worked a job is calling bullshit on this. “Cannot hold down a job” = “professional development”? No, it does not.

There are a couple of finer points to be added. Denver is one of the big Salem Witch Strongholds, as we’ve covered. “Two weeks” sounds like a stint anyone would like to erase from their resume, but here It is carefully noted on Wikipedia over a century later. Hmm.

I thought it even more notable that Walter showed up in the tiny town of Trinidad, Colorado. Ring a bell? That was the area of the Colorado Coalfield War (1913-1914), and thus it was the site of the phony Ludlow Massacre that every good conspiracy theorist thinks was real, and of the real Forbes Massacre that no conspiracy theorists nor anyone else has heard of.

If that’s not salacious and suspicious enough, Wikipedia notes that in the late 20th century, Trinidad was dubbed the "Sex Change Capital of the World". A man and/or woman named Claudine Griggs published a book about his and/or her experiences there.

Does the transsexual social and physical engineering agenda seem like something the Salem Witches would be behind? Does to me. Forerunning all that, the man who co-wrote the first medical textbook in English on homosexuality in 1897 was Henry Havelock Ellis (1859-1939). Same name as the town in which Chrysler was raised. Small world, huh? I’ll write a whole post just on sexology and the Salem Witch one of these days.

Let’s return to that last quote. Walter continues to be an HR problem and moves from town to town to town, and then….

Chrysler's automotive career began in 1911 when he received a summons to meet with James J. Storrow, a banker who was a director of Alco. Storrow asked him if he had given any thought to automobile manufacture. Chrysler had been an auto enthusiast for over five years by then, and was very interested.

Does that sound like something that happens in the real world? If you can name someone else like that, send it to me because I’ll have to write up a post titled,”________ is a Salem Witch”.

The pattern here is becoming familiar: the Salem Witches pick out someone “of the blood” as a frontman for a project, then other Salem Witches off to the side “make it happen” for him. Charlie Kirk comes to mind.

If that’s true, then we need to examine James Jackson Storrow II (1864-1926). Lots to say about his Wikipedia page but we have to cut it off somewhere and you can read it yourself. I’ll limit this to two lines of genealogy. Open up the WikiTree page for James Jackson Storrow II (1864 - 1926) and go to “Ancestors”.

First. did you catch the name of his 2g-grandmother? Lydia (Dodge) Cabot (1756-1807). Is the bold face justified, or was she just some chick named Dodge? Justified: her 2g-grandfather was William Dodge Jr. (bef. 1640 - 1720).

William had a younger brother named Joseph Dodge Sr. (bef. 1648 – 1716). WikiTree does not note his involvement in Salem, but he was a juror in one of the trials and you can find the record in “Case files referencing Joseph Dodge.

For a more ridiculous and entertaining narrative, William had another brother, Capt. John Dodge, who was married to Sarah Proctor. The wiki page for her brother, John Proctor (1631-1692), will have a more enthralling tale. Spoiler: he was hanged! Spoiler: no, not really!

The second item about Walter’s genealogy (because you see how this can go on forever), is that his great-grandfather was Oliver Hazard Perry (1785 - 1819). Ever hear the slogan, “Don’t give up the ship”? Yep, he was the guy, and you can read about it in the Wikipedia entry for Oliver Hazard Perry.

One bit more, call it Item 2.1: Oliver was the older brother of Commodore Matthew C. Perry (1794-1858). Yep again, that was the guy that opened up Japan at cannon-point. Two thoughts: (1) you really see once again how these Salem Witches were all over history, and (2) you really feel like Japan would have been much better off if they’d swam out there and went katana-krazy on whitey.

I saved the genealogy of Walter Percy Chrysler (1875 - 1940) for last because—in my opinion and my opinion only—it yields the most interesting connection. You see, the “Frankfurt Stronghold” came up in my post on German automakers. At that time, it seemed like a stretch even to me but there was all the evidence to deal with. Now then, why would I bring that up here?

Walter’s 4g-grandfather was Johannes Kreisler (bef. 1703 - abt. 1753). He and his father were the immigrants to America, both having been born in Guntersblum, Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany. For reference, it’s 24mi SE of Frankfurt, but now considered part of the Frankfurt/Rhine-Main Metropolitan Region.

For context, Johannes and his father Johann left Frankfurt and emigrated in 1709. It would be yet half a century before a certain Jude from an unknown family of more than thirty Juden living in a house 11 feet wide above a shop located in the Judengasse was pulled out of obscurity by persons based in and near Frankfurt and sent on a trajectory to worldwide renown. I’ll let you guess who.

Now that we have pretty thoroughly nailed down Chrysler the Man, we should look at the connections running outward from Chrysler the Automaker. You may be already be wondering how Palantir, founded in 2003, could possibly figure into all this. Well, it may come as no surprise that Palantir looks like a Salem Witch outfit. It has nothing to do with JD Vance or with Peter Thiel talking about the Anti-Christ. That’s all misdirection.

If you find an analyst who mentions as relevant that Thiel was born in Frankfurt, you may now recognize that you have found someone worth listening to. If they further mention as interesting the fact that young Peter and his family finally settled permanently in Foster City, California, well then you’ll probably then realize that you’re reading my writing. In any case, the full writeup on Palantir will have to wait for another day. In the meantime, the relevant connection is here:

Palantir has been used for data integration and analysis by corporate clients such as Morgan Stanley, Merck KGaA, Airbus, Wejo, Lilium, PG&E and Fiat Chrysler Automobiles.

FCA went defunct as a corporate name in 2021. After some mergering and acquisitioning, the entity survives as Stellantis, as mentioned at the top of this post. Now we understand a fuller context to all this.

Given that context, do you believe: (1) Fiat Chrysler signed on with Palantir to better serve their customers, (2) FCA signed on with Palantir because greedy capitalists thought they could sell more cars, or (3) Palantir, tool of the Salem Witches, arranged with FCA, tool of the Salem Witches, to hoover more intel up into the Big Giant Machine in the Sky using the plausible but irrelevant cover of (1) and/or (2)?

Frankly, two of those options seems hopelessly naïve, and research under that paradigm will never, ever lead to the correct answer. That’s why such schemes have worked so perfectly for centuries.

At the top of this post, I pretty much blew off Stellantis as being merely the corporate skinsuit of Chrsyler. In an earlier post on American carmakers, I blew it off as being mostly composed of sales of Dodge cars and trucks.

Now, while both of those things are substantially true, the Devil lies in the details. When we kick over the rock labeled Stellantis, we find a very very low-profile French businessman named Henri de Castries (b1954). Ever heard of him?

Few have. The r/conspiracy post I saved about him is dated February 28, 2016. Let that be an indication of how “in the know” and “up to speed” conspiracy theorists really are, and therefore how important it is to discuss him.

De Castries is the Senior Independent Director on the Stellantis | Board of Directors. He’s on the Audit Committee and the Remuneration Committee. If you know anything about boards of directors, you know that those are the crucial committees to control. He also chairs the ESG Committee, where ESG is the latest innovation for social engineers to control capitalists.

In other news, Henri co-chairs Bilberberg and has a decisive yet nearly invisible influence on Bitcoin. A full writeup is due on him, as you can imagine. So he’s the heaviest of heavy hitters, right? Wrong. Not in my opinion, anyway.

You see, back in 2016, Henri was the frontrunner to become chairman of HSBC, Europe’s largest bank which controls well over $3 trillion in assets. He got edged out at the finish by a guy named Mark Tucker (b1957).

As it turns out, although we’re not yet done with the automotive industry, the next post will finish out the series on automakers. Guess who it will be about? Preston Tucker (1903-1956). Mere coincidence? Not to me.

You’ll have to take my word that I wrote up that interesting Tucker post weeks ago. Being more standalone, I was waiting for the right time to slip it in as I filled in numerous other more closely-connected blanks. Sometimes the world reveals itself in ways strange beyond imagination.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: This classic and seemingly innocuous American car brand was—as I think is not hard to guess by now—created by the Salem Witches. My aim is not only to make the hidden connections plain, but to have them lead to places both interesting and unexpected.

Advisory: The state of the research at this point entails something of a change, in my judgment. I’m going to have to ask readers to “trust me, bro” a lot more, which is something I have always greatly resisted. Some might claim that’s because I’m running out of information, but quite the opposite is true. There is way too much information.

Up to now, I’ve tried to construct posts that were not only informative, but also engaging and entertaining. A big part of that was throwing in “everything but the kitchen sink”, where I could connect people and events that would be thought of as quite disparate in conventional terms.

The intended impression was to see that when traveling across this network of long-hidden connections, a few hops could bring you far across time and space, highlighting a structure that one never even guessed existed back when reading high-school history texts.

However, that informal methodology is—after the conspiracy theorist meme—like handling hundreds of pushpins and a mile of red string. Looping it all around in engaging and fascinating ways eventually leads to a big tangle that not even the looper (me) can easily navigate.

We have to trade amusement for organization, all in service of understanding. I’ll have to cut off the strings before we get to the really spicy stuff just two more pushpins away. If we hit upon someone called Rice, for example, think of it as running a single red string to a post-it on which is written: “The Rices: TBA (trust me, bro)”. We’ll see that protocol in the present discussion….

Oldsmobile was a familiar American brand throughout the 20th Century since its founding in 1897. It went defunct in 2004 but you may still see one now and again on the road or in driveways up on blocks.

Oldsmobile was acquired very quickly by General Motors in 1908. That was after a factory fire destroyed all but a single prototype car. We’ve discussed General Motors quite a bit, in posts on American car makers and earlier in a post on the Flint water crisis.

You might be thinking that’s all the connection we need make concerning Oldsmobile. We got the answer we were looking for, didn’t we? Yes, but you see, stopping at the answer you’re looking for is a fault that “They” employ all the time in disinformation efforts. They know you’ll chomp down on that juicy worm, but inside is a sharp piece of metal They’ll use to drag you around.

In this instance, inside that worm is… another juicy worm. In fact, there are several. They all concern the founder of Oldsmobile, Ransom E. Olds (1864-1950), and his genealogy.

Wikipedia tips us off by informing us Ransom’s mother was Sarah Whipple. Yes, a Salem Witch surname and distinctive enough, but we’ll take the time to submit all the receipts. What I want to point out now, however, is that there is no substitute for being able to notice these tiny red flags like the ones landscapers use flapping in the breeze. Gradually, though, one develops the eyes to see.

Being thus tipped, I went to the WikiTree page for Ransom Eli Olds and clicked on “Ancestors”. There were four names that caught my eye for investigation (again, no substitute). We’ll closely examine two of them, and for the other two I’m eventually going to hand you a “trust me, bro”.

Let’s begin with his mother, Sarah (Whipple) Olds (1824-1910). Click on her “Ancestors” tab. First, notice that Sarah had a 2g-grandmother named Sarah (Foster) Crosby (1709 - 1751). Is she one of those Fosters?

Delving into her genealogy a bit, I would say so. I can’t find the connection to any Fosters at the witch trials, but her relatives are chock full of Salem Witch names. She was born in Billerica, Massachusetts, which is 16mi east of Salem.

Sarah Olds also had a great-grandfather named Lieutenant Benjamin Whipple Sr. (1727-1806). I wanted to pause on him to note that he was another of many Salem Witch participants in the American Revolutionary War, making one really wonder how much of that history can be relied on. In any case, click his name then click on “Ancestors”.

Benjamin had a great-grandfather named Joseph Whipple (abt. 1640 - abt. 1708). It’s noted on that page that he was the “Joseph Whipple” directly involved in the Salem Witch Trials.

There were in fact three Whipples involved at Salem, and you can view the historical records for “John Whipple”, “Joseph Whipple”, and “Matthew Whipple”. They reused given names a lot in those days, so start at Joseph’s WikiTree page if you wish to try to find out exactly which John and Matthew they were talking about at Salem.

And really, you should take a look at those records. Not to put ideas in your head, but I think you’ll find it laughable nonsense and be as surprised as I am that anyone ever believed any of that event was real. BTW, as far as the accuracy and thoroughness of mainstream research, our familiar “list on Wikipedia” only includes Joseph under “Accusers” with a broken link to "(page does not exist)".

The Whipple line was damning enough but straightforward, so in a way I find this next line of investigation more interesting. Back on Ransom’s “Ancestors” tab, did you happen to notice the name of his paternal grandmother? She was born Mathilda Ford.

Do you think that’s a coincidence, given all this Salem Witch car stuff we’ve been talking about? It could be, sure, but you may not think so after you see where this Ford line goes. I’ve admitted before that Henry Ford can’t be connected to this line through any record I know of but, again, try to convince yourself that too is mere happenstance.

If you follow the paternal line for Matilda (Ford) Olds (1792-1844), you’ll arrive at Andrew Ford (bef. 1620 - 1693). He was the original immigrant, arriving first in Weymouth but settling in Hingham, Massachusetts.

Now, we just found out in the last post concerning boring car brands, that Hingham was where the forebear of both Packard automobiles and of tech giant Hewlett-Packard, Samuel Packard Sr. (abt. 1612 - 1684), settled. What a coinky-dink! You should note just how big a coinky-dink that really is. Samuel’s page contains the following note:

Daniel Cushing of Hingham, Massachusetts, a contemporary of Samuel's, made a list of all persons who came from Hingham and nearby towns in Norfolk, England and settled in Hingham in New England in 1633-1639. The list includes 206 persons…

Two hundred people? That’s a tiny damn bullseye we’re hitting at a range of 400 years. No one famous ever went to my high school in many decades. Okay, one guy, but you’d win a fricking prize if I showed you a photo and you could name him, or told you his name and you could say anything about him. (By the way, there’s one other guy I discovered in Hingham at that time and I think everyone on the planet has heard of his direct descendant. TBA!)

The one I want to talk about here, however, is fellow Hingham resident, Samuel Lincoln (1622-1690). Did you recall he was the progenitor of “Honest Abe”? In fact, he was the progenitor of the whole Lincoln family. The mainstream never mentions how many there were and what all they’ve been up to. Just the old “born in a log cabin” line, right?

Fertile Andrew Ford had a whole buttload of kids, twelve in number. His ninth was a daughter named Prudence (1663-1695). The plot thickens: she married a local boy named—are you ready?—Joseph Lincoln. But oh, the plot gets even thicker. Joseph’s father was Thomas Lincoln. The question we now must resolve is: which Thomas Lincoln of tiny Hingham MA?

The genealogical authorities claim in “Disambiguation Thomas Lincoln” that there were three Thomas Lincolns floating around Hingham in those days and a fourth in nearby Taunton, all unrelated to one another. Okaaaay.

Let me focus on two of them: Thomas Lincoln (abt. 1605 - 1691) "The Cooper" and Thomas Lincoln (bef. 1603 - abt. 1675) "The Weaver". I claim now that they are one and the same person, and that the genealogy has been purposely severed to obscure what I’m about to show you.

I mean, for starters, if there were two Tom Lincolns that went to your high school at the same time, you’d think that was pretty weird. But notice that for these Toms, their years of life are both hazy and nearly the same. “The Cooper” has no parents listed but does have a wife and children. “The Weaver” has parents but no wife or children, which would be extraordinarily unusual in those days. Need I go further or shall we just pencil in a big “equals sign” between them?

What They have done is sever this link: Prudence's father-in-law was “The Cooper”, and the brother of “The Weaver” is the aforementioned progenitor, Samuel Lincoln Sr. (bef. 1622 - 1690). If they are the same man, then we have the Fords marrying into the Lincolns.

Was that really worth hiding? The mere fact that They bothered doing it tells us so. Now to be fair, part of the documentary record that indicates they were two separate people can be found in “Early Settlers of Hingham, Massachusetts”. You can see that two Thomas Lincolnses received land grants, one in 1635 and the other in 1636. But remember, there was a third Thomas Lincoln in town and a fourth nearby, so I would mark this as weak counterevidence.

Back on Ransom’s “Ancestors”, we finally arrive at two others I wished to mention: his great-grandmother, Elizabeth Persis (Rice) Olds (1755-1815), and his 2g-grandmother, Sarah (Shaw) Ford (1724-abt. 1791).

Even if the little we’ve seen up to now is not sufficient to constitute guilt by association, I’ve researched far enough ahead to see that there’s a lot more association and a lot more guilt where that came from. That being said, it will be for future write-ups to state the cases for this Rice and this Shaw as Salem Witches, among others of those families.

Bonus1: Thomas Lincoln “The Cooper”, mentioned previously, is listed as being born in 1605 (uncertain) in tiny Beaminster, UK. And who does this connects us to?

The common ancestor of both Jack Parsons, the “Atomic Admiral” Deak Parsons, and many other Parsons of note, and who was the original immigrant to America of that line, was "Cornet" Joseph Parsons (c.1618-1683).

Cornet Joseph was born in the small village Great Torrington UK, which is over 60 mi from Beaminster, and so was his father. But dear old Dad lived and died in an even smaller village. He is thus known in genealogical records as William Parsons of Beaminster (1570-1625).

Nor was Dad just some guy. There are very provocative historical and genealogical records concerning two people both named William Parsons. But that’s a story for another day and, once again, you will have to “trust me, bro”.

Bonus2: Ransom E. Olds also founded the REO Motor Car Company in 1905. One of their cars was the REO Speed Wagon. Before you ask, yes, that’s where the band got its name. Oh noes! What does it mean?!

Just fun trivia and it means nothing at all, so far as I can tell. REO Speedwagon was very, very popular for no reason other than that their music was great. There was an energy, an optimism, a positivity that permeated their music—and the 70’s and 80’s as a whole—and which simply does not exist anymore. If you’ve never listened to their music, I suggest you start with:

REO Speedwagon - Roll with the Changes (Official Video) (Released 1978)

Please enjoy! Not like AI music slop at all, is it? Thanks for reading and see ya next time!

TL;DR: While we’ve discussed the big household names among American and German automakers, it turns out even the boring brands were also created by the Salem Witches. We’ll cover a few of them here.

Advisory/sermon: This post may seem like it will simply be overkill. I don’t think so but feel free to skip it, of course. In addition to all the details, I believe benefit comes from internalizing the larger context. The Salem Witches and their works are under every rock and around every corner. You like to think the Elite Satanists are confined to their various Mentmore Towers for the doing of their dirty deeds. When Kubrick puts them up on the silver screen, it feels good because you can fear and hate Them freely. More importantly, because They are far away and no more than images, you feel safe. Well, They are not far away, because I keep finding Them on every page of history. Maybe we should not feel safe.

The easiest story to tell would be that of what is now the premium brand for General Motors Company (GM), good old Buick:

With the demise of Oldsmobile [pending writeup] in 2004, Buick became the oldest surviving American automobile brand.

Although the company was formally founded in 1899, it never really got off the ground. The crucial sentence from Wikipedia is:

Whiting built only a few [37, to be precise] automobiles in 1904, the Model B, before running out of operating capital, causing him to bring in William C. Durant that year as a controlling investor.

That is the same William C. Durant (1861-1947) behind General Motors, who we found in the American carmakers post to be very much a Salem Witch and all we need say about good old Buick.

There is somewhat more to say regarding Studebaker, founded all the way back in 1852. The key event doesn’t come for half a century:

While manufacturing its own Studebaker Electric vehicles from 1902 to 1911, the company entered into body-manufacturing and distribution agreements with two makers of gasoline-powered vehicles, Garford of Elyria, Ohio, and the Everitt-Metzger-Flanders (E-M-F) Company of Detroit and Walkerville, Ontario. Studebaker began making gasoline-engined cars in partnership with Garford in 1904.

First let me note that this dovetails into general idea behind the “General Motors streetcar conspiracy”. The noob conspiracy holds that GM was getting rid of mass transit to promote auto sales. The deep conspiracy is that the Rockefellers were transitioning society to a petroleum-based economy. The deeper conspiracy is that the Salem Witches were also getting rid of practical electric vehicle transportation left over from the Tartarians. That’s what we’re seeing here, isn’t it?

The key guy is Arthur Lovett Garford (1858-1933). I’d like to do the genealogy for you but it is very nearly non-existent. For a man with his own Wikipedia page born not that long ago, we are told, "Sorry, no WikiTree profile matches."

Geni does a little better and at least admits he had a mother, Hannah Garford (Lovett) (1830 - d.). Born in England and, uh, died somewhere along the line. Frankly, I don’t even necessarily believe she was born in England.

That’s because—you guessed it—there were two Lovetts involved in the Salem Witch Trials, Bethya and John. There was also a “Mary Lovett Tyler” listed on Wiki’s participants page as "accused but survived". Again, we are only handed that strange broken link to a "(page does not exist)". I feel at this point no one is ever going to come along and create that Wiki page.

If her name brought to mind the country singer Lyle Lovett (b1957), then I don’t think you’re barking up the wrong tree. Both he and his father’s middle names are”Pearce”. That’s a deeper bloodline I’ve spent little time on. There were two Pierces at Salem, but to give you a more flavorful taste, ask yourself which of the Bush sons have you heard almost nothing about, except perhaps vaguely that he was in the shadows at the World Trade Center before the unfortunate events? Marvin Pierce Bush.

The Packard brand, founded in 1899, came to be considered synonymous with “stodgy”. You’d think that when you paired that up with genealogy—tthe dullest hobby since stamp collecting—you’d have a real loser on your hands. On the contrary, I have two stories to tell about Packard. Actually three, but the first is just a single sentence telling us that Packard was:

One of the "Three Ps" – alongside Peerless Motor Company and Pierce-Arrow….

Seriously, do we even need to research Pierce-Arrow? That would really be driving the point into the ground. In any case, the Salem Witches were there before Packard built more than a few hundred cars:

Henry Bourne Joy, a member of one of Detroit's oldest and wealthiest families, bought a Packard. Impressed by its reliability, he visited the Packards and soon enlisted a group of investors….

One important note about Henry Bourne Joy (1864-1936) is that he was very active in the Anti-Saloon League, who were pro-prohibition.

A lesser-known aspect to the aforementioned “GM streetcar conspiracy” is that gasoline was to be preferred over alcohol as a liquid fuel. To that end, the Temperance Movement was dreamt up. Thus, all the virtue-signallers would demonize alcohol for all the good reasons that were not the real reason.

Thus, it may be of some interest that the Anti-Saloon League was founded by Howard Hyde Russell (1855-1946) and promoted by the Southern Publicity Association, which was run by Edward Young Clarke (1877-?) and Mary Elizabeth Tyler (1881-1924).

Their organization helped to turn the initially anemic second Ku Klux Klan into a mass-membership organization with a broader social agenda.

Clarke was even an Imperial Wizard! So I guess we settled the question as to whether the revived KKK was an organic and legitimate organization, huh? Also, another Tyler?! Even I get surprised how these things come together sometimes.

Henry’s father, James Frederick Joy (1810-1896), was an even more pivotal figure. He was born in New Hampshire and graduated from Harvard Law in 1836. Then he moved to Detroit, which at that time had a population of probably around 5,000. Try explaining that move to yourself.

James started a law firm with a man named George F. Porter, if that’s a clue. He went on to become a big-time railroad magnate (what a surprise) and was “a close friend, confidant and supporter of Abraham Lincoln” (another big surprise, although we’ll see Abe again before we’re done and the surprise will not be sardonic).

What about their genealogies? First, there is an anomaly concerning the WikiTree pages for both Henry Bourne Joy and James Frederick Joy. Even though Wikipedia lists their parents and children, and even though WikiTree contains links to their respective Wikipedia pages, the genealogy between the two men is completely severed. From Henry’s page you can’t tell who his father is, and from James’ you can’t tell who his children are. Strange, right?

The vital Witch link is though James’ mother, who was born a Pickering. We are thus on the trail of a woman recorded at the Salem Witch Trials as Alice Pickering. Heavy genealogical detective work ahead.

Moving back up the family tree from the Joys, we are stopped cold at both Geni (Sarah Gee Joy (Pickering) (1781 - 1858)) and WikiTree (Sarah Gee (Pickering) Joy (1781 - 1858)). No parents are listed for her.

Being the nosy type, I nosed around and found this lady: Sarah Pickering (abt. 1755 - abt. 1834) (1755-1834). Her great-grandmother was Mary (Gee) Pickering (abt. 1660 - aft. 1720), born a Gee and married a Pickering. Sarah has no spouse or children listed.

Both Sarahs were born in Newington, Rockingham, New Hampshire. The elder would have been about 26 at the time the younger was born. This is all too close to be coincidence, isn’t it? I propose we reinstate their connection as mother and daughter and assert that we have the correct bloodline.

There is yet more detective work. That elder Sarah had a 2g-grandfather named John Pickering Sr. (abt. 1600 - 1669). There was also a guy floating around named John Pickering (abt. 1615 - bef. 1657). They are of no admitted relation, but I contend they were secretly father and son. Shock! The WikiTree page for Sr. does say this:

Around 1633 two people named John Pickering came to New England, one settling in Ipswich and the other settled in Strawberry Banke from whom we are descended.

Sr. has no child listed until he was 40 years of age. That’s hella old for these horndogs in the time before birth control. The younger John was born when the elder was about 15 (although you can see all the years are “abt”). At the time of the crossing, the younger would have been around the age of majority and able to live on his own.

All in all, I would argue that the younger John was a bastard, and he was named after his father as was very common for firstborn sons. Then when they crossed over, the familial ties were fully severed and the younger John was sent on his way to—you got it—Salem.

That is where he married his wife, Alice (Flint) Pickering (1636 - bef. 1713). This is the “Alice Pickering” we were looking for. There are three other Flints in the records of the witch trials, in case you were wondering.

Now, believe it or not, there’s a lot more to say about Packards and you won’t believe the bonus. Packard was founded by two brothers, James Ward Packard (1863-1928) and William Doud Packard (1861-1923).

You can begin with the WikiTree page for either brother, so let’s say James Ward Packard (1863 - 1925). Trace through the Packard family line like ten generations and you’ll arrive at the guy that came over during the Puritan Great Migration, Samuel Packard Sr. (abt. 1612 - 1684).

I browsed through Samuel’s descendants and landed on this 2g-grandson: Caleb Packard Sr. (1758-1833). There’s nothing special about him—so far as I know—but I thought he made for a good illustration. You can see that his sister, Mehitable, married a Rice. Also, I mentioned before that the Salem Witches were all over the American Revolution. Caleb served as a soldier under officers named Packard, Howard, and Cary.

Caleb’s wife was Lydia (Ford) Packard (1770 - aft. 1839), which I thought was entertaining in itself. She was a descendant of a Ford, a Warren, a Walker, a Rogers, a Hewes, and a Tucker. What a catch.

Caleb’s mother was born an Alden, so in addition to Samuel Packard Sr., another of Caleb’s 2g-grandfathers was Joseph Alden (aft. 1627 - 1697). Name ring a bell? His parents were John and Priscilla Alden who arrived on the Mayflower in 1620. Yes, they are the ones we have to hear about every Thanksgiving.

Bonus: Did the name “Packard” remind you of one of the legendary names of the Silicon Valley tech revolution, Hewlett-Packard? Well, I looked ahead (as I always do) and David Packard (1912-1996) was a lineal descendant of the Samuel Packard Sr. we talked about earlier.

About a decade ago, Hewlett-Packard split up into two entities, HP Inc. and Hewlett Packard Enterprise. Their 2025 revenues were, respectively, $55.3 billion and $34.3 billion. Not too bad.

Even bigger bonus: This is one I did not see coming. Did you actually look at Samuel Packard’s WikiTree page? Exact spellings of names were often uncertain in those days, and there is quite a lot of discussion about that in Samuel’s record. Here’s the juiciest passage:

His name was generally spelled "Parker" during his first 25 years in New England, when he lived in Hingham and Weymouth, and only switched to "Packer" when he moved to Bridgewater. "Packard" and "Peckerd" were each only used once, more than 30 years after he immigrated. It is more likely that the spelling would start changing from the spelling in England than it would for some reason revert back to the spelling in England after three decades.

For shit’s sake, all these Packards are actually Parkers.

Slightly smaller bonus: The sentence right after that reads:

The spelling "Parker" was used when he lived in Hingham and Weymouth, where many of the people Samuel lived with, and who made the written records, originated from the same area of Norfolk….

Know who one of those people was, who came out of Norfolk and settled in Hingham? Samuel Lincoln (1622-1690), the 4g-grandfather of Honest Abe. Told you we’d see him again.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: The Germanic equivalent of the Salem Witches gave metaphorical birth to the automobile in Stuttgart. They are still running the German auto industry today.

Our investigations up to this point have taken place nearly exclusively in America. We now venture to Germany, and that will entail a change in the usual drill. You see, convenient to our research, in 1692 the Witches gathered in Salem to stage some phony witch trials. Thus, we can simply trace bloodlines back to that event to identify these generational Satanists. We do not yet have an analogous event in Germany.

Fortunately, the Salem Witches have also concentrated themselves in a number of Strongholds across the US, and they appear to have done the same in Frankfurt am Main in Germany. Of course, a case is to be made for that claim in itself but this post will be our first tranche of evidence.

To kickstart the claim, I’m sure you’ve heard of it but did you ever wonder if there was any significance to the original location of the Frankfurt School? Also, did you know that the Rothschild family emanated from Frankfurt? Ever since I learned that fact about them, I have never heard it mentioned.

There is another subtle yet crucial angle to the evidence. In an earlier post about Lincoln County, NM, I noted that the Salem Witches were present in the area decades before it became known for flying saucers and atomic bombs. We will see the same here: the parties in question were not drawn to the area to get in on the auto boom, they were born there. You have to ask yourself what the chances of that would have been.

We will actually begin before the beginning, with the invention of the internal combustion engine. I use “invention” very loosely because I’m no engineer. All I can get from that page is:

The first modern internal combustion engine, the Otto engine, was designed in 1876 by the German engineer Nicolaus Otto.

Okay, got it. Guess where Nicolaus Otto (1832-1891) was born? Holzhausen an der Haide. That about 55km (34mi) from the center of Frankfurt. You feeling it?

The German auto industry actually ended up in the area of Stuttgart, which is 153km (95mi) from Frankfurt. Maybe that was for certain practical reasons, but I think the Frankfurter Hexen didn’t want to dirty up their Stronghold with factories and factory workers.

Let’s look at the “List of automotive manufacturers by production”. By rank in 2024, we’ll cover #2 Volkswagen Group, #12 BMW AG, and #13 Mercedes-Benz Group. We’ll go from simplest to oddest.

Mercedes-Benz basically started out as Daimler Motoren Gesellschaft, founded in 1890 by Gottlieb Daimler (1834-1900). He came up a lot in the last post about the American car industry, where everyone was ripping him off at the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair. Guess where Daimler was born? Schorndorf, 24km (15mi) east of Stuttgart.

Closely associated to Daimler was the “King of Designers", Wilhelm Maybach (1846-1929), born in Heilbronn, which is 39km (24mi) north of Stuttgart. His family actually moved to Stuttgart when he was eight years old.

Finally, they get the “Benz” part of the name from the “father of the automobile industry”, Carl Friedrich Benz (1844-1929). He was born in Mühlburg, which is about 66km (41mi) NE of Stuttgart. In 1883, he founded Benz & Cie. in Mannheim, which is about halfway between Stuttgart and Frankfurt.

Now we turn to Volkswagen Group and the story gets weirder. I suppose what springs to mind is that the original VW was designed for Adolf Hitler and was therefore some sort of Nazi-mobile. I remember a while back the Lefties were groping about for everything remotely associated with fascism. They landed on the Bug but it all got dropped pretty quick. Read the following and maybe we’ll know why.

I did not know this before beginning all this research: Volkswagen is basically owned by Porsche SE. Not only that, the original “People’s Car” was designed by the man himself, Ferdinand Porsche.

What’s the connection to Stuttgart? Interestingly, VW is headquartered in Wolfsburg, which is way in the north of Germany, west of Berlin. Porsche, in contrast, is headquartered in Zuffenhausen, which is a borough of Stuttgart itself. I think that’s where the action is, don’t you?

Now, you know how we hear all about Werner von Braun and how he was ackshually a Nazi? Jesus, sometimes I feel bad about my Krups coffee grinder. We never hear about Ferdinand, though. He was made an honorary Oberfuhrer of the Algemeine Schutzstaffel (SS). Ja wohl! So Porsche was Hitler’s buddy, but rich liberals still drive their Cayennes around without a care, don’t they?

The story gets weirder. Now, you might reasonably think that Ferdinand fell into the whole Volkswagen and Hitler thing by happenstance. You see, he had been working on a project called the Porsche Type 12, which you’ll see is quite similar to the Beetle.

That car was for a joint venture called Zündapp, which involved the enormous Nazi war-machine maker, Krupp. (It also involved a machine tool manufacturer called Thiel, which you think someone would have dug up to tie Hitler to Trump, but no, everyone has to be handed everything these days.)

I could buy all that as the explanation for how he came to be close to the Main Man of WW2. Except that he was also close to the Main Man of the prequel to WW2:

In 1902, he was drafted into military service. He served as a chauffeur to Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the heir presumptive to the Austro-Hungarian throne, whose assassination has been credited with contributing to the start of WWI.

The assassination took place in his car, of course. Okay, fine, I get that Ferdinand was long gone by the time it took place, but still… really?

Or did it even take place? I’ve never written it up before but I don’t think I need to: the event was a total hoax. Just read carefully through the facts and circumstances claimed about the “Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand”. Play it all out in your mind while asking yourself the simple question, “Do I really believe that actually happened?” I won’t even get into the license plate issue.

We arrive now at the strangest story of all, that of Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft (BMW AG), founded in 1916. They keep this era of origin story a bit murky, but the relevant part centers around a guy named Günther Quandt. BMW is headquartered in Munich and Gunther was born in Pritzwalk, neither of which is anywhere near Frankfurt. We’ll get there, trust me, but first some crazier stuff.

We know Ferdinand Porsche rubbed elbows with the top Nazis, but do you know who Gunther was married to? Magda Ritschel. Ring a bell? Perhaps you’d recognize the name of her second husband: Joseph Goebbels?

Gunther’s two sons were the inheritors of a vast industrial fortune including BMW, and the younger of them was a half-sibling of those kids that were supposedly unalived by Joe in the Fuhrerbunker. Hard to believe any of this crazy shit when you see a few more connections. For your edification, more of the BMW story is fleshed out here:

How BMW got it’s wealth:The Quandt-Nazi connection. (History of Sorts 12/22/2016)

And tell me this isn’t some classic “Salem Witch skating off into the sunset”-type shit regarding Gunther:

One of the prosecutors in the Nuremberg trials, Benjamin Ferencz, now says that if today's evidence against Quandt had been presented to the court at the time, "Quandt would have been charged with the same offences as the directors of IG Farben." The directors served up to eight years in jail. Instead Quandt was able to re-install himself in the supervisory boards of various German firms, e.g. Deutsche Bank.

By my understanding, you had to have a permit from the Allied occupation authorities in order to re-open a business after the war. To keep the Nazis out, you know? And we all thought the TSA marked the advent of “security theater”.

My point here is not to slam Nazis, because I think that if we were in full possession of the facts concerning them, very little of what we’re told about them would be the same way any of us would put it. Rather, I would like you to observe that even though all the facts here are public, somehow… the narrative never enters the public consciousness.

That exact phenomenon is, to my way of thinking, very much the hallmark of the influence and manipulation of the understanding of history as exercised by the Salem Witches. In fact, it reminds me of nothing so much as what Woodrow Wilson described as “a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it.” I don’t think Wilson knew anything about what I freely condemn, but I think he sensed it accurately.

BMW = Nazis, sure, but where does Frankfurt come into it, you demand? Glad you demanded. There is a strange line in Gunther’s Wikipedia about which I can dig up no further information:

He also became honorary citizen of the University in Frankfurt in 1951.

There is no footnote. Do universities have citizens? I assume they’re talking about Goethe University Frankfurt, which is “a citizens' university, which means it was founded and funded by the wealthy and active liberal citizenry of Frankfurt.” WTF does all this mean?

Well, it may be moot because we can get there more directly. About half of BMW is owned today by two of Gunther’s grandchildren, Stefan Quandt and his sister Susanne Klatten nee Quandt. Both were born in Bad Homburg, which is part of the Frankfurt Rhein-Main Regional Authority. Wikipedia states that Stefan currently resides in Frankfurt. Susanne’s first job was there and I assume she still lives there. Gotta stay close for the old Red Cloak ceremonies or whatever.

Bonus 1: It’s always difficult to figure out these Witches’ SOPs. I had some thoughts on a quote I found in this article:

Susanne Klatten, A Fair Woman (Altoo 8/9/2023)

In connection with the Quandt family, two golden rules are often mentioned, which the family defined itself. On the one hand, the family business must always grow, and on the other hand, the company must always stay in the family.

See, that thing before about Red Cloak was a joke. I think the Witches are highly compartmentalized. Billionaires like Susanne, even though she be of the blood, are simply given golden rules. The people that make the golden rules are separate. Are they also the ones that wear the Red Cloaks? Maybe, but I doubt it. No serious person has much time for meaningless pageantry.

Also note, Susanne and Stefan are the children that Herbert Quandt had with Johanna Maria Quandt (née Bruhn). Stefan’s estimated worth is US$21.6 billion and Susanne’s is US$23.4 billion.

But get this: Herbert had two other wives and four other children before Johanna. One daughter is an artist, and a son is the manager of the BMW rally team. The others don’t even merit that much description.

We are told Johanna began as Herbert’s secretary. That may be true but I do not believe it’s important. What I believe is vitally important (to Them) is Johanna’s blood, which his first two wives did not possess. Can you really think of any other explanation?

Bonus 2: Gunther had three children, all sons. His firstborn died as a teen and we just talked about Herbert. His youngest was Harald Quandt and he inherited the huge industrial empire along with his brother. But the issue I want to discuss is raised by a photo included on his wiki page, captioned, “Quandt in a family photograph with his mother Magda Goebbels, the Goebbels children, and step-father Joseph Goebbels.”

Seriously, go look at it. That photo is fake as hell, one of the worst I’ve ever seen. It’s shameful. Who the hell are the archivists and historians that don’t notice? Makes you think about what must not go on in their heads.

In his paper, Hitler’s Genealogy (1/16/2017 48-page PDF), Miles Mathis suggests that Goebbels (and several others) were gay Jewish actors. He doesn’t exhibit that photo, and you’ll have to be the judge on the brief case he makes about Goebbels (see p30). He also talks about the Quandts. See if you can get anything useful from that discussion. I used to somehow believe I did.

My larger point is, I really feel like I don’t question history enough. Every damn time I turn around there’s some bullshit about something that it never even occurred to me anyone would bother lying about.

Thanks for reading!

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First, the original post. It links to some video of Tucker ranting about the Founding Father or some such. I didn't watch it, of course:

this country has been a tyranny since at least the early nineteenth century if not earlier but this is still largely correct. (r/conspiracy 3/30/2026)

I've been meaning to post about Tucker Carlson's relationship to the Salem Witches for some time because, well, there is one. But it's not that shocking, more to fill out the historical record.

So I'll have to recreate the short post I put up on Reddit, which evidently touched a nerve They did not want touched. It was that part about the "nineteenth century" that spurred me. It went something like this:

I suppose I would say I'm a fan of Tucker Carlson, but as deep as he thinks it goes, even he doesn't know how deep it goes. And it's not even his own father's association with the CIA or with frozen food fortunes or anything like that.

Dick Carlson's first job was with Louella Parsons. I haven't done the genealogy but I'm certain she was related to Jack Parsons, and that both were descended from a guy named "Cornet Joseph" Parsons, who was around back in the 1600's.

So if you've ever wondered how Tucker could be authentic yet has never found himself suddenly unalived, now you have your answer.

Frankly, it's pretty cryptic. Not on purpose, of course, you just have to have a fairly deep background in some pretty obscure research to have a clue what it means. Really, the most any average conspiracy theorist could come away with is, "I think there's more to know about Tucker than is ever discussed." Even that much of an impact is low-probability.

But even that draws too much attention, because it certainly drew "Their" attention:

After reviewing, we found that you broke Rule 1 because you promoted identity-based hate or attacks.

I knew They read my stuff, but this is within a couple hours of posting. At the time of this writing, there were 3 previous comments by the OP and one after mine, which you can read yourself, so it's not like someone reported it because they were outraged at my vague insinuations about Tucker. No, They are reading my stuff right away.

So I post all this as a form of counter-intelligence. Everyone should incorporate it into their view of What Is Really Going On. I mean, they wet Their pants over something with 3 upvotes where 99% of people would have no idea what the comment was about?

Well, They did.

EDIT: I went back and looked at the timestamps and the ban came in under 30 minutes. Clearly, I'm near the top of the stack even on a giant site like Reddit.

TL;DR: We examine the largest American car makers and find just who you expect to find. An intermission closely examines high-level disinfo in operation. Stay tuned for the bonus where we find The Devil himself.

Quick note: Let’s begin with some good news which, at this point, is qualified by only being a lack of bad news. If you have a Japanese, Korean, or Chinese automobile parked out front, we aren’t going to talk about any of those manufacturers being associated with any Witches from either Salem or Germany. Oh, they might, but we’re not going to talk about them. As for American car owners, keep reading at your own peril. German car owners will get their turn in a separate next post. Yes, there is that much material.

We found out in the last post how the automotive industry in America got its start, but how does it stand now? Let’s look at the list of automotive manufacturers by production. Going by vehicles sold in 2024, there are three American manufacturers in the top 10: General Motors Company (GM), Stellantis (hold your fire), and Ford Motor Company.

There are different stories to tell about each of these but they all lead back to you-know-where. We’ll proceed in reverse-order. In main thrust, Ford devolves to the Dodges:

In 1903, the Ford Motor Company was launched in a converted factory, with $28,000, equivalent to $1,003,000 in 2025, in cash from twelve investors, most notably John and Horace Dodge, who later founded the Dodge Brothers Motor Vehicle Company.

And further from the Wikipedia page on Dodge:

Henry Ford selected the Dodge brothers to supply a wide range of components for his original Model A (1903–04) comprising the entire chassis: Ford needed to add only the body and wheels to finish the cars.

Enough said about Ford Motor? That brings us to Stellantis, which acquired Dodge. Shouldn’t we skip it because it’s based out of the Netherlands? Skip ahead if you like, but the CEO operates out of Auburn Hills, Michigan. For practical purposes, we’re talking about the American company, Dodge, founded in 1900 by brothers John Francis Dodge (1864-1920) and Horace Elgin Dodge (1868-1920).

The genealogy is thankfully direct. Start with the Geni page for either John Francis Dodge or Horace Elgin Dodge, Sr.. Keep clicking on the “Son of” link to arrive at their 3g-grandfather, Captain William Dodge (1640-1720).

Captain William had a Captain brother, Capt. John Dodge, of Salem (1636-1723). His wife was Sarah Dodge (Proctor) (1641-1705) and her brother was John Proctor (1631-1692). The Proctors were up to their eyebrows in Salem Witchery.

For example, they claim to have hanged the witches at a place called “Proctor’s Ledge”, which is now some sort of tourist attraction: Proctor’s Ledge Memorial. Want to know how bad the gaslighting is?

The area was apparently owned by Proctors at one time, though is not directly connected to John Proctor who was executed here on August 19.

Anybody but him, huh? Oh, okay, maybe it was the home of America’s first proctologist, which is a different thing. Or they’re just shitting us.

Intermission for analysis of high-level disinfo: For those who still harbor doubts, I want to demonstrate again that “Miles Mathis” is not a stellar or even less-than-stellar researcher, it is a less-than-stellar disinformation project by committee. You see, Mathis published his paper on the fake Salem Witch Trials (18-page PDF) in October 2015. He never mentions the Dodges. They were there but Sarah Dodge went by Sarah Proctor at that time so it’s easy to miss. Fair enough, I suppose.

Less than a year later, in August 2016, he publishes his paper exposing Mabel Dodge Luhan (18-page PDF), a patroness of the arts but actually a spook. In it, he specifically cites the very same Capt. John Dodge of Salem that I did above, since he was a direct ancestor of Mabel’s husband.

Okay, Miles gets it about Salem and the Dodges, right? He’s actually mentioned the Dodges many other times in other papers, connected to other events. When you hear “Dodge”, you almost certainly think “cars”, don’t you? Here’s what Mathis has to say in that Luhan paper about “Dodge” and “cars”:

[The Ghost Ranch] was built by Roy Dikeman Chapin, head of the Hudson Motorcar Corporation (later AMC).

That’s as close as he gets you to anything we’re talking about here. I keep trying to emphasize that the purpose of the “Miles Mathis” project is to run you off into the weeds. Those are some pretty tall weeds.

We finally turn to the largest American manufacturer, General Motors. We already covered a lot about GM in a very different context:

Peek behind the Flint water crisis and you’ll find the Motts (oh, and they also run General Motors and maybe the state of Michigan) (conspiracies.win 10/28/2024)

You know what’s notable? If you search the Wikipedia pages for GM and the History of General Motors, you will not find one single mention of any Mott. If you look in the Sidebar of the GM page, you’ll see three “Key people”: Pierre S. du Pont, Charles Kettering, and Alfred P. Sloan. Kettering and Sloan were merely protégés of Charles Stewart Mott. The du Ponts are so far out on the periphery I will probably never write about them. My point is that when these people want to keep a low profile, They can.

GM was founded in 1908 by William C. Durant (1861-1947) and Josiah Dallas Dort (1861-1925). Both of them look to be Salem Witches.

Durant most certainly is. He was born in Boston and his parents were William Clark Durant and Rebecca Folger Durant (née Crapo). The Folger alone does it. I don’t think we need to bother seeing if the Clark connects to any of the eight Clarks/Clarkes that were at the Salem Witch Trials, do we?

Josiah Dallas Dort is a more interesting case, genealogically speaking. His unusual middle name provoked me. We have seen over and over that these people use their middle names to reflect their mother’s bloodline or another important bloodline farther back. Is that at work here? I can’t prove anything, but buckle your seatbelt.

Dort doesn’t exist at Geni or Wikitree, but I was able to find his grave at Find a Grave: Josiah Dallas Dort. There, we find his mother was Marcy Jones Straight. Her second husband was Josiah’s father, and her fourth husband was Benjamin Franklin Brainard. Sure, naming your child after a famous personage is not uncommon, but make sure that belt is snug.

We just found that Josiah Dallas Dort’s partner was a Folger, did we not? Well, Bethshua Folger-Pope was one of the main witnesses at the Trials, and her sister’s son was Benjamin Franklin. Yes, the very one people would name their children after. There’s more.

Ben had a daughter named Sarah Franklin Bache and she had a son named Richard Bache Jr.. He married a woman named—get this—Sophia Burrell Dallas. There’s more.

Sophia was not just some chick with an interesting name. Her father was Alexander J. Dallas (statesman), and Wikipedia says this:

His other son George Mifflin Dallas was Vice President under James K. Polk and one possible namesake for Dallas, Texas; his father and brother are other possible namesakes of the Texas city.

Wow, they really go out of their way to tell us that city was definitely and pretty much certainly named after anyone but this guy. You know, the city where the Salem Witches blew JFK’s brains out.

Extended Bonus: This is something I would have liked to include in the last post, which was all about “Ford and Lincoln”. It’s applicable here as well, because the Lincoln Motor Company, founded in 1917, is now a division of Ford.

The founder of Lincoln, Henry M. Leland (1843-1932), says straight out that he named the company after Honest Abe, the first President for whom he ever voted. I have written much about Salem Witch/President Abraham Lincoln (see posts on 7/23/2025, 7/29/2025, and 8/4/2025). BTW, Henry also previously founded Cadillac in 1902.

We’ll start two centuries farther back with another Henry Leland (1625-1680). Of many, he had two great-grandsons we’ll discuss. The first of those is Jesse Leland (1737-1801). If you want a visual aid, go to that Wikitree page and click on the “Ancestors” tab. Otherwise, just trust that I’ve done all the detail work and that these people are related.

On that tab, you’ll see that Jesse’s 2g-grandfather was Edmund Rice (abt. 1594 - abt. 1663). Edmund’s 3g-grandaughter was Elizabeth Persis (Rice) Olds (1755-1815). Her great-grandson was Ransom Eli Olds (1864-1950). Yes, as in both “Oldsmobile” and “REO Speedwagon”.

Note here how long “They” set things up in advance. Edmund Rice comes over during the Puritan Great Migration, then over two centuries later we have descendants of that one single guy founding both Lincoln and Olds. Do you really think that’s mere happenstance? Do you see why I don’t think it’s unreasonable that Henry Ford was sent over in 1848 to eventually make cars?

But are these the same Rices that Wikipedia’s list includes as “Sarah Davis Rice” and her husband “Nicholas Rist [sic]”? The answer I believe is yes, but I would have to make a case about hidden genealogy that we don’t have space for now. For the moment, if you go to the page for that 17th Century Henry and click on the “Descendants” tab, you’ll recognize many Salem Witch names.

In fact, that very page is where we have a problem, one which concerns the other of Henry’s great-grandsons previously mentioned, William Lealand (1725-1762). Wikitree records two children for him, but the Geni page for William Leland records an additional three. I might consider that a mere clerical error except for the rest of what I found.

You see, through the line of one of those missing children, William had a great-grandchild named Charles Godfrey Leland (1824-1903), a man of note including his own Wikipedia page. I backed into all this, actually, stumbling into his name on the page, “Witch trials in the early modern period”, and this very provocative passage:

In the early 20th century, a number of individuals and groups emerged in Europe, primarily Britain, and subsequently the United States as well, claiming to be the surviving remnants of the pagan witch-cult described in the works of Margaret Murray. The first of these actually appeared in the last few years of the 19th century, being a manuscript that American folklorist Charles Leland claimed he had been given by a woman who was a member of a group of witches worshipping the god Lucifer and goddess Diana in Tuscany,

We began with cars and arrived at Satan—and with a very heavy Salem Witch resonance, would you not agree? In what I feel is not a coincidence, while Wikitree has excised the genealogy that leads to Charles Godfrey Leland, if you look along the side on the Wikitree pages for many of the Lelands we have found, you’ll see that the “Profile manager” is listed as Bobby Godfrey. Well, well.

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: The Salem Witches launched a grand project 175 years ago to create the automotive industry in America.

When I first started out with this kind of research, I thought perhaps to create work like that of Miles Mathis. By that I do not mean disinformation, I mean quick hits with surprising revelations like, “Stephen Hawking was replaced!” or, “The OJ trial was faked!”. Basically attention-grabbing headlines, with enough of an article to support them. It has not turned out that way.

It became more a laborious academic project, rewriting history but including an entire substrate or context that had previously been missing. Less glamorous and more arduous, but that’s okay. Now I feel it has expanded once again. It feels more like carefully constructing the glasses from They Live.

I’ve mentioned that analogy previously. Conspiracy theorists love that reference. Frankly I think it’s not because it aids in clear communication to those who do not understand, but to engender a sense of superiority, to tell themselves that they can see what other cannot.

Those glasses were fictional and metaphorical, and the reference is cost-free. Creating a body of research that forms the analog to those glasses in the real world is quite laborious and time-consuming. That’s okay too, really, because no one forces you to pursue things which have become your obsessions.

Still, I worry that people will discard the real They Live glasses because they are cumbersome to put on. I suppose I can’t change that. My point is that if such study becomes burdensome, there’s nothing I can do about it, but for those who persevere, you will never see the world the same way again.

In this instance, I originally wanted to do a quick hit on Henry Ford (1863-1947). He had been mentioned in two episodes of the NBC TV series Timeless (2016-2018), about which I have written so much lately. Miles Mathis had also written a paper titled, Henry Ford (4/17/2019 14-page PDF), and I wanted to stomp him into the ground yet one more time.

So I started researching and… it all blew up in my face. The subject just kept getting wider and deeper. I think this is about the fourth time I’m writing a post on the subject because on each previous attempt, I judged that I needed to stop and reorganize it all based on new discoveries. The last thing I discovered before sitting down to this writing was a 17th Century German witch lawyer. You see how unbounded that is, and maybe we’ll get to that guy together one of these days.

What brought all this up—particularly the They Live glasses reference—is a coincidence I noticed that made me wonder if anyone else in the whole wide world did. This research does not just change the way you read history, you see, it changes the way you read today’s headlines.

At the time of this writing, there is a certain contretemps underway primarily between the United States and Iran. The US sent two carrier strike groups to the vicinity of the Persian Gulf, one led by the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) and the other led by the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72). Did you catch the coincidence?

Both Ford and Lincoln are also popular American car brands, and both still in production. Household names, in other words. I don’t know every American car brand ever made, but if you consult the “List of aircraft carriers of the United States Navy”, I don’t think any other of the numerous carriers in history have had the names of car brands. Actually it’s just one company, since the Lincoln Motor Company was acquired to be the luxury brand of the Ford Motor Company in 1922, a century ago. I mean, that’s kind of weird coincidence, isn’t it?

Now let me be clear: I do think it is a coincidence. I don’t think anyone—Salem Witch or other—planned it out that way. More precise to say I’m not counting on it meaning anything. In fact, it gets to be much less of a coincidence at the same time it gets more disturbing when you see how the Salem Witches were interwoven through all if this.

We won’t finish in one post, but by the time we get done with the full explication, I don’t think you’ll find the coincidence surprising at all. Not even terribly shocking, either, but still troublesome that no one else even sees it.

Administrative note: As the authoritative reference of participants in the Salem Witch Trials, I’m switching to the University of Virginia | Salem Witch Trials Documentary Archive and Transcription Project – Tags from Wikipedia’s List of people of the Salem witch trials. It links primary reference material and is much more complete. You would think that after 334 years, researchers and other interested parties could get their acts together on this. But no, they prefer to lecture us all on the oppression of women and superstitious religious zealots.

Are there Fords on that expanded list? No, there are not. In a previous post about S1E11 of the show concerning the World’s Columbian Exhibition and H.H. Holmes, I stated that Henry Ford was not a Salem Witch. Incorrect. Turns out that—surprising to both you and me—I am not nearly paranoid enough.

If you look at the genealogy of Henry Ford, there is nothing notable that I can see in what little is available. You’ll see that his father, William Ford (abt. 1826 - 1905), was an Irish farmer whose family—presumably seeking greener fields—immigrated in 1847 first to Canada then to Wayne County, Michigan. Turns out the year 1847 is our first clue.

I’ll now make a big claim that—at the end of all this—I think you won’t find very big at all. In fact, I think eventually you would find it surprising if Bill was just some farmer who just happened to be named Ford. I claim that Mr. & Mrs. Ford along with young Bill were sent forth by the Irish equivalents of the Salem Witches specifically for this automotive project. I get that’s wild, yes, but hang in there.

First, recall that what would be the future United Kingdom was the wellspring of the Salem Witches to begin with. Most came in 1634-35, but some came before, some came after, and Lord knows how many stayed behind. Why not just use a Ford who was already in America? I could not possibly say, but you can decide on all such things after the presentation of facts.

Transitioning away from sexy nuclear aircraft carriers, let me introduce you to a couple of farm equipment companies you’ve never heard of, Nichols and Shepard and the Oliver Farm Equipment Company:

In 1848, John Nichols opened a blacksmith shop in Battle Creek, Michigan, where he began making various farm tools for local farmers…. Nichols and Shepard Co. was an American partnership company which manufactured farm machinery, steam engines and mill machinery…. The company also obtained a number of other patents… for original improvements in steam engine traction technology…. In 1929 the Nichols and Shepard Company was acquired by the Oliver Farm Equipment Company.

If you now refer to that new list, you will note five Nichols, five Shepherds, and one Goodman Oliver on it. The spelling of one name is different, but the spelling of everything was quite fluid in the early days.

Did you remember that first clue of 1847? The very next year was when Nichols opened up shop. Funny, right? Do you know that very cool conspiracy theory that “They” are 50/100/300 years ahead In technology and dispense it to the masses as convenient? Now you see the evidence but it’s somehow less cool than you thought it would be. Maybe all happenstance anyway? Read in Henry’s “Early life” section:

Ford said two significant events occurred in 1875 when he was 12: he received the watch, and he witnessed the operation of a Nichols and Shepard road engine, "...the first automobile other than horse-drawn that I had ever seen".

Almost like, well, he was steered into it, yes? Does it seem far-fetched that Little Henry was guided into becoming The Henry Ford? Sure, but keep in mind that young Henry may have been only one of a couple of dozen young warlocks who were influenced this way and that. Like Plinko chips, while you may not know where exactly they will end up, they will all almost certainly fall to the bottom of the Plinko pegboard. In fact, we will see a dozen just in the auto industry before we’re done.

Another clue is Battle Creek, Michigan. If the name rings a bell, that’s because it is “Cereal City”, home of Kellogg’s and Post. Yes, they’re both Salem Witch names, but that’s another post (haha). The point here is that Battle Creek lies halfway between Detroit—future home of the automotive industry—and Chicago—future location of the Chicago World’s Fair.

That event is more formally known as the World's Columbian Exposition of 1893, and is a capstone for this post. In fact, in Timeless S1E11 "The World's Columbian Exposition" (original release date 1/16/2017), Henry Ford, along with Thomas Edison and J.P. Morgan, are said to be attending a meeting of Rittenhouse to be held there. The hero/anti-hero Flynn is planning on whacking them all but his plot fails. They never appear in the episode.

A mainstream article gives us all we need on what went down in 1893:

If not for the Chicago World’s Fair 125 years ago, the U.S. may not have become an autobuilding powerhouse (Hemmings 8/27/2024)

Aside from the locomotives, there were bicycles, powered watercraft, and gasoline-engine agricultural pumps. Henry Ford saw such a pump there, specifically a two-cylinder that powered a fire-fighting pump mounted to a two-wheeled horsecart. Though Tesla’s alternating-current design for the fair’s lighting system had beaten out the direct-current design that Ford’s boss at the time, Thomas Edison, came up with, Ford still took in the fair along with 27 million other Americans and decided he could build a similar gasoline engine with which he could then power a horseless carriage. While most sources don’t mention whether Ford happened upon Daimler’s car at the Exposition, it appears he did indeed stop to inspect it.

Gottlieb Daimler (1834-1900) will be mentioned a lot, and you can mark him down as a provisional “Deutsche Hexe”. I’ll have a bit more to say in a bonus.

Ford wasn’t the only one to take such inspiration back home with him, either. Charles Brady King, while exhibiting his pneumatic hammer at the Exposition, spotted a single-cylinder engine powering a boat around the Exposition — in addition to the Daimler horseless carriage — and decided to take a more direct route to powering his own horseless carriage by buying one of the same engines that powered the boat. He took a few test drives in 1895 before debuting his motocycle (his term) in March 1896 on the streets of Detroit. While King would hardly go on to see the same type of success in the automobile field as Ford, he did assist his fellow Detroiter in the construction of the Quadricycle (which debuted that June), serve as mentor to Ransom Olds, and generally instigate for the adoption of the automobile as a primary means of transportation.

King is a Salem Witch name but perhaps fairly common. and Olds is not a Salem Witch name. Maybe not hits, huh? I will revisit and fully document the following in future posts: President Gerald R. Ford (1913-2006) (of aircraft carrier fame) was not born a Ford, but as Leslie Lynch King Jr. Did you see that coming? The mother of Ransom E. Olds (1864-1950) was Sarah Whipple, his great-grandmother was Elizabeth Persis Rice, and his grandmother was—get this—Matilda Ford. C’mon.

Elwood Haynes also took in the Exposition and, though he had drawn up plans for a horseless carriage as early as 1891, seeing a gasoline engine in operation in Chicago led him to choose that as the powerplant for his horseless carriage, which he first drove in July of 1894.

I refer you to the fake witch trial shenanigans of one Thomas Haynes.

It’s also worth mentioning the Duryea brothers who also visited Chicago that summer and examined the Daimler automobile….

The mother of the Duryea Brothers was Louisa Melvina Turner. See John Turner.

You really owe it to yourself to go read some of those original trial documents, because it’s hard to believe that anyone ever believed them. You’re missing that “Goody Pudeater att the same Tyme appeared & Tould this Examinant that She had throwne Jno Turner off of a chery Tree & almost Killed him”. Thankfully, John made it and had descendants that hit it big in the car game.

Bonus #1: No time to get into it, but you should note how this all dovetails into the popular “General Motors streetcar conspiracy”. The Motts were running GM, Standard Oil was run by the Rockefellers, and the Rockefellers were a Salem Witch front.

Bonus #2: You saw Daimler come up very key in this. He deserves more attention but there’s a much longer story for which there isn’t nearly space. I’ll be brief but shocking: You know the Strongholds we’ve talked about? There seems to have been one in the area of Frankfurt am Main, Germany.

Daimler lived and worked in Stuttgart, less than a hundred miles away. A bunch of other notables came out of the Frankfurt area: the Astors (think Titanic), the Strauses (also think Titanic), the Hessians, the Rothschilds, and that 17th Century witch lawyer I mentioned. Believe that’s mere coincidence? Not me, not at all.

Thank you for your attention to this matter! Much, much more to come.

TL;DR: You may not be familiar with his name, but I found so much to say about Frank that I couldn’t fit it all into the last post about Bonnie and Clyde. All three of these historical characters were featured in the time travel drama Timeless, S1E09 "The Last Ride of Bonnie and Clyde" (original release date 12/5/2016).

Bonnie and Clyde were famously and brutally gunned down by law enforcement. That may be the most memorable thing about them but I consider it the least important. Believe whatever you like about what happened and hold any opinion you care to about the matter. Personally, I think someone just made it all up.

Their crime spree (or at least the narrative) was brought to an end by a Texas Ranger who came out of retirement specifically to bring them to justice: Frank Hamer (1884-1955). In this post, I will quote liberally from Wikipedia but there is one thing they just won’t say out loud: the guy was a homicidal psycho. Obviously I will explain why I think so.

(Before we begin, I would like to interject something. I always try to be as brief and to the point as possible when quoting from Wikipedia, or any other source for that matter. In this post, there are more quotes and of greater length than usual. Let me tell you why.

I often get the suspicion that people don’t like to read for themselves, and something like the fairly lengthy Wikipedia page for Frank totally puts them off. Moreover, they don’t like to read while questioning the veracity of the material. After all, every one of us had a decade or two of schooling where we were never to question anything we read. Finally, people get extremely uncomfortable exercising their own judgment, and to decide for themselves—with no other authority—how to interpret something in that material.

Here, with a few of these longer passages, I hope you get used to reading such material as I do. After you take it in, you may conclude for yourself things like, “That is some horseshit right there”, or “Doesn’t anybody get how batshit that is?” I would say that I give you permission to have such thoughts, but the level of consciousness I hope you get to is where you realize you don’t need anyone’s permission to think such things. </sermon>)

Top question: was Frank a Salem Witch? I’ll be frank: not that I could show with direct evidence. But as we’ll see, he’s got so many “tells” it’s hard to believe he isn’t. The primary one is that time and again, for actions that would get anyone else hauled off to pound-you-in-the-ass prison, Frank just skates away. Trust me, you’ll see.

His genealogy appears to be a box canyon, nowhere to go, but let’s stand inside it and look around. I can’t find anything interesting in his ancestry at the Wikitree page for Francis Augustus Hamer. Or is there? You see, if you compare it to his Geni page at Francis Augustus Hamer, it turns out Wikitree has missed one whole wife.

Fine, a clerical error perhaps. However, the wife listed on both sites is Ida Gladys Hamer (Johnson) (1890 - 1976). Yes indeed, a Salem Witch name, although I admit it’s not unusual and there is nothing incriminating to be found in her quite limited ancestry. We’ll see Gladys Johnson again, though.

The overlooked wife is Mollie Cameron Ford (1887 - 1937). Is Ford a Salem Witch name? Turns out there’s a lot to that question and it’s going to take a whole post. The provocative intersection here is that in this episode of Timeless, there is a whole scene about Clyde Barrow’s intersection with Henry Ford. Does that seem like mere coincidence to you?

Speaking of the episode itself, Frank Hamer is portrayed as a stoic man dedicated to justice, no matter what it takes. He recounts to another character the story of blocking the courthouse doors against a mob of thousands looking to lynch a black man accused of murder who, BTW, Hamer knows is guilty. Legendary! As in the sense of fictional, in my opinion.

Hamer’s cinematic treatment in the landmark movie Bonnie and Clyde half a century previous was far different, and in a legally-actionable way:

The film is considered to stray far from fact in its portrayal of Frank Hamer as a vengeful bungler who was captured, humiliated, and released by Bonnie and Clyde. Hamer was a decorated Texas Ranger when he was coaxed out of semi-retirement to hunt the couple down…. In 1968, Hamer's widow and son sued the movie producers for defamation of character over his portrayal.

Besmirching the image of a man dedicated to justice. Warren Beatty, how dare you!? Let’s all take a tiptoe through Frank’s Wikipedia page, and keep in mind: this is the stuff They will admit to, the stuff They want us all to believe.

Hamer began his career in law enforcement in 1905 while working on the Carr Ranch in West Texas….

We start off with a bang. Ann Putnam Senior (1661-1699) "would play an important role as an accuser and primary witness" in the Salem Witch Trials. She was born Ann Carr.

In 1911, he moved to Houston to work as a special investigator for Mayor Horace Baldwin Rice….

See Sarah Davis Rice, "accused but survived" the SWTs. She doesn’t merit her own Wikipedia page, but at least she made the list. We won’t get into it, but Horace Baldwin Rice (1861-1929) does indeed look like a Salem Witch himself and, if you were wondering, he is the nephew of the founder of prestigious Rice University. We’re getting the drift and now we can get into it:

In 1917, Hamer married Gladys (Johnson) Sims, the widow of Ed Sims of Snyder, Texas; she and her brother, Sidney Arthur Johnson, had been charged in 1916 with murdering Sims. Hamer and Gladys and other family members were stopped at a garage on October 1, 1917 to get gasoline in Sweetwater when they suddenly encountered Gus McMeans of Odessa, Ed Sims' brother-in-law, and the Hamers and McMeans got into a pistol battle. McMeans was a former Texas Ranger and sheriff of Ector County, and he and Hamer "were clinched"; McMeans died of a shot to the heart and Hamer was wounded.

Whoa! Read that as you will, but I think anyone would have a shitstorm descend upon them after that. What about Frank?

Following this, Hamer left the Cattlemen's Association to accept a position as a federal agent in the Prohibition Unit, where he served for about one year.

Right, sure, he gets hired as a Federal agent. Okay, but just stay of trouble, Frank, would ya?

His service was brief but eventful while stationed in El Paso, the scene of countless gunfights during the Prohibition era. He participated in numerous raids and shootouts, and he was involved in a gun battle with smugglers on March 21 which resulted in the death of Prohibition Agent Ernest W. Walker.

BTW, not saying this guy is or isn’t, but Walker is a Salem Witch name. Anyway, well, that’s only a few strikes against him. Let’s not count him out, huh?

In 1918, Hamer physically threatened State Representative José Tomás Canales, who was leading an investigation into Texas Rangers accused of abusing residents of the Rio Grande Valley. Canales reported the threat to the governor, but Hamer was not disciplined. According to a 2019 Washington Post movie review by activist Monica Muñoz Martinez, Hamer supposedly stalked Canales in the capital and Samuel Ealy Johnson Jr., father of future President Lyndon B. Johnson, was among those who escorted Canales to the early 1919 hearings.

I need to break this down. Lyndon Johnson was most certainly a Salem Witch, and thus his father Samuel was too. Fucking Hamer was so out of fucking control that his Salem Witch wife’s Salem Witch relatives had to try to wrangle him.

Which brings us to the incident recounted in Timeless where Frank risked his life to protect the black murderer at the courthouse. Only it didn’t go down exactly as told, because the black man was accused of rape, not murder. Aaaaand…

… the mob set fire to the courthouse. Hamer and the Rangers escaped the building, but could not reach Hughes, who had been locked in the vault for his safety. They got into a borrowed car and drove away from Sherman, later regrouping at the sheriff's office. If Hughes had survived the fire, he did not survive the mob afterward, who used dynamite on the vault he'd been locked in and strung Hughes's dead body up. Sherman's black district was looted by the mob afterward, with the Rangers unwilling or unable to stop them.

Just, uh, too much detail for a TV script, right? Before this diligent public servant comes out of retirement to retire Bonnie and Clyde, I think he himself sensed the heat right around the corner:

Hamer retired in 1932 after almost 27 years with the Rangers. He left one week before Miriam "Ma" Ferguson recaptured the governor's office for a second term. She had first been elected after her husband "Pa" Ferguson had been impeached and forced to resign as governor, and at least 40 Rangers resigned rather than serve again under her.

Okay, sports fans, let’s look at the stats for this icon of law enforcement:

He was wounded 17 times during his life and left for dead four times. He is credited with having killed between 53 and 70 people.

What a kill/death ratio! He did indeed play the game of life on the “Legendary” setting. Or alternatively he was a Salem Witch, and a sociopath who got totally out of hand. I suspect that may explain his very incomplete genealogy. I’ve sometimes remarked how surprised I am at how much genealogy They have left lying around when it would be so easy to vaporize. I wonder if perhaps, in this case, Frank was so embarrassing that They decided to erase some of it.

Finally, you really need to take a look at Wiki’s profile pic for Francis Augustus Hamer. This guy has got deader eyes than Kendall Jenner and Billie Eilish put together.

Unrelated bonus: I feel that this post was light on the kind of genealogy that makes you go, “Whaaaaaat?!” Since I can’t just make stuff up, I’ll have to give you something only tenuously related. Really, though, I want to accentuate the point that these people work over very long time scales.

A little over a year ago, I wrote a post about that most controversial of animators, Trey Parker. In it, I had little to say about his partner, Matt Stone, other than to note that he was raised in Littleton (site of the Columbine “event”) and that his mom was Jewish. I never looked at him beyond that, and why should I have? After all, it was a Parker I was after, not a Joo.

At the top, I linked to the previous post which was about Bonnie and Clyde. In that post, I happened to mention a certain Captain John Parker, commander of the Minutemen at Lexington.

Recently looking at the page with his genealogy, I just happened to notice that his mother was Anna Parker formerly Stone (1694-1760). Will coincidences never cease?

Thanks for reading!

TL;DR: We continue our explorations based on characters in the time travel drama Timeless from a decade ago, now skipping back several episodes from the last installment to S1E09 "The Last Ride of Bonnie and Clyde" (original release date 12/5/2016).

Some time ago, I can’t remember when, I tripped across the fact that Bonnie was a Salem Witch. There being so much other research to write up—you would not believe how much—it got shoved aside. Welp, she came up in Timeless, so now is the time.

(Allow me to interject a point about the show itself. You see, off the dome I can recognize most of the historical incidents they visit to be Salem Witch operations and personnel. Thus, I wonder if they were featured precisely because they are all Salem Witch ops and are simply being promoted in yet another venue. Perhaps I would just need to do the research to unveil them as such. Alternatively, perhaps the Salem Witches and their shadowy shenanigans are so interwoven throughout American history that you can’t make a time travel show without constantly running into them. Pick your poison, I suppose.)

We set our Salem Witch scene in the Public Enemy Era (1931-1934). If you’re wondering why They would create a bunch of gangsters, I speculate it was for reasons similar those for the Drug War. Think of the incredible armored gauntlet that was handed to the government for our protection: the DEA, RICO, civil asset forfeiture, etc. Marvel at how drugs and all the societal ills they bring have now vanished </s>.

The notorious gangsters Bonnie and Clyde were going by mononyms long before Prince or Bono or even Cher. When I finally heard Bonnie’s last name, it went off like the buzzer at a basketball game. I immediately looked up the List of the Great Depression-era outlaws.

A quick glance showed a bunch of Salem Witch names that I recognized and that you may also. For reference, this is the List of people of the Salem witch trials. We won’t try to document each outlaw, because after you finish this post I think you might consider the whole list of gangsters to be “Salem Witch-adjacent until proven innocent”. BTW, the list of witches is notably incomplete.

An illustration apart from the TV show: One of the top-shelf outlaws was Ma Barker (1873-1935). Wikipedia tells us that Mary Barker, William Barker Jr., and William Barker Sr., “confessed and/or accused others” at the Salem Witch Trials. None of them have working page links, not that any of the details are relevant or real.

Was Ma a real gangster, or was she a Salem Witch with a narrative spun up around her? Here’s what the wiki page for Alvin Karpis, one of the leaders of the Barker-Karpis Gang, had to say:

Harvey Bailey, another well-known bank robber of the era, knew the Barker gang well, and in his autobiography published in the 1970s, he agreed with Karpis, observing that Ma Barker "couldn't plan breakfast", and was certainly no mastermind behind any gang activity.

Are you starting to get the feeling that a lot of this “public enemy” stuff was concocted? Me too.

Fast-forward to the present: Did you ever wonder how Tom DeLonge got involved in that ludicrous “To the Stars” UFO psyop? Might I suggest that it has something to with his bandmate, Travis Barker (b1975)? Travis had an MTV reality show titled, Meet the Barkers, which I find to be completely ironic given that his wiki page discloses the names of neither his mother nor his father. I feel like we don’t know who Barker is at all.

But we are here to talk about the most infamous of these criminals, Bonnie and Clyde. It turns out the gun moll’s full name was Bonnie Elizabeth Parker. That’s where I stopped way back when because I had heard enough.

At this point, I’d like to be able to formally tie in her genealogy, Bonnie Elizabeth (Parker) Thornton (1910 - 1934), to that of some of the other Parkers we know. Regrettably, I can only go back to her great-great grandfather, Richard T Parker (abt. 1728 - 1799).

That seems like a long time ago, but not in the context of this type of research. Future Captain John Parker, who would eventually command colonial forces at the Battle of Lexington, was born the year after Richard. If it exists, the family link predates that. I am 100% certain there is a link, though: while Richard was born in North Carolina, you’ll see his descendants are liberally sprinkled with Salem Witch names.

While that did not surprise me, I found something which did. Richard had a great-granddaughter named Dicia (Hudman) Champion (abt. 1813 - 1889) who married a man named George Martin Champion (1804 - bef. 1880). Martin is a Salem Witch name, and Champion is a very unusual surname.

Guess where else we find it, though? Clyde’s full name is given in Wikipedia as Clyde Chestnut "Champion" Barrow. Imagine that. Wikipedia does not say where the nickname (?) “Champion” comes from. Lightweight boxer? World’s cutest bank robber? I suggest it’s actually his middle name, not-fing “Chestnut”, and that it reflects his mother’s bloodline. I would say Bonnie and Clyde weren’t star-crossed lovers, but worked together on a project because they were related.

There may be a closer connection but I can’t make the ends meet. Bonnie's grandmother was Mary Jane Walker (1856 – 1935), and Clyde’s grandfather was William Wilson Walker (abt. 1842 - 1920). I’ve never written them up, but the Walkers are a Spook Elite family. Think George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush, Vincent Walker Foster Jr., and recent CIA Director Gina Cheri Walker Haspel. Think there’s connectivity here?

We now turn to where the history of the ill-fated young outlaw lovers was written into the American psyche. As usual, history came in the form of fiction: the landmark 1967 film, Bonnie and Clyde, starring future Hollywood legends Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway. The movie was nominated for ten Academy Awards and won two. Was it a Salem Witch production? You decide.

For starters, the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in the role of Clyde’s sister-in-law went to Estelle Parsons (b1927). Is the name mere coincidence? I didn’t do the genealogy—which is very problematic now for living persons—but she was born in Lynn, Massachusetts. That’s just a few miles southwest of Salem. Need we say more about her?

The producer and star of the show was Warren Beatty (b1937). His day is past, but to give younger readers a faint idea of how famous Beatty became, the very popular singer Carly Simon released a song about Warren (or was it?) in 1972: “You're So Vain”. It ended up one of the most famous songs of the 1970’s. I mean, give them their due, but no one has written any songs about Tom Cruise or Leo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt, have they?

So was Warren of the Salem Witches? I can only offer some smoke but no fire. First, look at the Wikitree page for Warren (Beaty) Beatty. In the “Ancestors” tab, you’ll see that he has a great-great-grandmother Margaret (Gore) Partlow (abt. 1813). Hmm, as in Al Gore? Well, you’ll note she was born in Virginia, and we discussed the Gores of Virginia way back when in a far different context:

Fauci’s replacement is his deputy, Hugh D. Auchincloss. Name sound familiar? It should because he’s one of the Elites. (conspiracies.win 12/11/2022)

Second, you may have noticed at Wikitree that his birth name is Henry Warren Beaty. He slightly modified his last name and used his middle name as his first name. Or is it really just his middle name? We have seen over and over how the Elites use their middle names to reflect their bloodlines. Is Warren a Warren? IDK, but there was a Mary Warren, "an accuser and later confessed witch… a servant for John and Elizabeth Proctor".

Not enough? I’ll give you a third item and I think you’ll have a hard time getting past this one. You see, it used to be rarely talked about and thus became an item of Hollywood trivia, but screen legend Shirley MacLaine (b1934) is Warren’s big sister. A full sister, at that. For her stage name, she altered the spelling of her mother’s maiden name.

Shirley had some kind of open marriage with her businessman husband, but they did produce a daughter: Sachi Parker (b1956). Oh man, did you see that one coming?!

I often border on accusing some of these Parkers (like the Phoenix Program’s Evan, LAPD’s William H., and Hanging Judge Isaac C., among others) of being psychopaths. In fact, I’ve personally concluded it must be hereditary in some of them. You can now decide if Sachi’s dad Stephen is “on-brand”:

Parker said her parents were negligent and her father was verbally abusive, calling her "the idiot" and forbidding her to read. Parker was frequently left home alone while her father went out. As a teen, she was sent to boarding school in Europe. Parker recalled that one Christmas neither of her parents showed up to pick her up from boarding school when she was 14, stranding her in Europe for weeks. Parker intended to go to college but claims she was cut off financially from her parents at 17.

Sounds like a psycho to me but, as always, decide for yourself. And thanks, as always, for reading!

Coming up: Speaking of psychopaths, I didn’t forget the “lawman” that supposedly caught up with and killed Bonnie and Clyde. Frank Hamer’s lawless activity was too much to cram into this post.

TL/DR; We discuss some interesting associations to the name, which may have something to do with its origin.

Did you ever wonder how Zorro Ranch got its name? As in, does it have any significance? You and I have heard the name mentioned a zillion times but I have never once heard anyone pose the question, let alone give the reason.

That point goes for mainstream media, innumerable social media posts, and conspiracy theory researchers. They talk about all things Epstein, every kooky idea you could imagine, but have never—to my knowledge—addressed that question. You get this kind of “informational black hole” sometimes, and often it indicates that—in addition to all the well-intentioned people that just happen to be looking in the wrong direction—“They” arrange for their shills to point us in every other direction too. Except, of course, the one They don’t want us to look at.

(Let me here interject that wondering about the world, asking “why?” even when it is of no immediate or foreseeable benefit, is something that children do. It’s also how I ended up, in a larger sense, writing the words you’re reading right now. Children and I are simply trying as hard as we can to make sense of the world around us. Virtually all children give that up on the way to adulthood.)

Your first thought almost surely was that the name had something to do with the fictional character of Zorro, was it not? We’ll get back to that in a second—in excruciating detail—but readers of a more Hispanic bent may have come up with simpler reason.

The word “zorro” means “fox” in Spanish. In fact, the fictional character earned his name for his wily ways. Perhaps the ranchland was known for its population of foxes, eh? Well, you may not think so if you consult the article, “Foxes in New Mexico: Types and Where They Live” (A-Z Animals 9/8/2023).

We are told that there are gray foxes in Santa Fe County, where Zorro Ranch is located, but that they “like forest environments where they have access to streams and rivers” and that they are “elusive”. The closest town to Zorro Ranch is Stanley, New Mexico, and the closest forest to it is over 11 miles away. If you look at photos of the ranch and surrounding terrain, none of these foxes would care for it. Unless, of course, their idea of “elusive” was scurrying from one isolated scrubby bush to another. This explanation seems… unlikely.

Since we are almost certainly never going to have the opportunity to waterboard the person that named it, we’ll never know for sure. Nor am I claiming I can pin down exactly what all the following is supposed to mean. As strange as the material is going to get, I suggest the question you keep in mind should be, “Is this really all just a big coincidence?” Let’s dive in….

Zorro was an incredibly popular character in the 20th Century, with many dozens of media incarnations as you will see in his Wikipedia page. The problem with this explanation is that—as we’ll see in detail in a bit—the person on whom Zorro is generally considered to be based operated in what is now California, particularly around what is now Los Angeles. And nowhere in New Mexico. I mean, would you name your ranch east of LA something like “Moby Dick Acres”? It’s possible and permissible, but it would be odd. Let’s inquire further and see what we find, shall we?

The last big go-round that you may remember was the 1998 Western swashbuckler, The Mask of Zorro, starring Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

If you spotted Hopkins as a Salem Witch name, good for you. I’ve never written it up, but a bit of research I did long ago seemed to indicate that Sir Philip Anthony Hopkins probably was related to the extraordinarily long line that kicked off this extraordinarily long-running witchery psyop that began with the bullshit self-appointed “Witchfinder General” himself, Matthew Hopkins (1620-1647). That’s just the beginning.

The film’s executive producer was Steven Spielberg, tales regarding whom have emerged over the last few years to paint him as one of the darkest characters in Hollywood. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, try searching on “cdan steven spielberg heather o’rourke” and see what you come up with. NSFL.

The film’s producer was David Foster. Wiki states that his parents were Jewish immigrants from Poland. Does Foster sound like a Jewish name? Or a Polish name? Or a Polish Jew name? Or the Anglicized version of any such name you can come up with? Maybe the racist immigration officer at Ellis Island just thought he heard Foster, huh?

The boldface typography gave it away: the Fosters are among the most prominent names to have emerged from the Salem Witch Trials. My favorite data point on them is that the Roswell UFO purportedly crashed on the Foster Ranch. Since I learned that a year or two ago, I have never once heard any other researcher state that factoid in any context. Talk about hiding in plain sight.

David’s son Gary Foster produced the popular NBC sitcom, Community (2009-2014). The creator and showrunner was Dan Harmon, another A-lister who emerged as a disturbing freakazoid.

Now, even with a few hits like this, I might attribute it to Hollyweird simply teeming with shady PDF files, except for this: Community is set in a fictional community college—pointedly generic I would say—named Greendale. Harmon actually attended Glendale Community College and Wikipedia states that he based the show on that school. “Greendale” = “Glendale”, get it?

Except no, and here’s the anomaly: the real college is, as you might have guessed, located in Glendale, California:

Glendale—along with neighboring Burbank and nearby Hollywood—has served as a major production center for the American film industry….

Seriously, could there be a more convenient location to set a TV series? Aside from maybe a TV series about a soundstage on a studio lot? Buuuut, you’ll see that Wikipedia asserts clearly that Greendale CC is located in Colorado. WTF?

My memory of the show is not perfect, but I cannot recall a single time where Colorado ever played a part or was even mentioned. The weather is quintessential Southern California, always bright and sunny even in winter. A handful of exteriors were shot at Los Angeles City College. None of them look anything like any of the 13 campuses of the Colorado Community College System.

This sounds like a reach, I get it, but I interpret this all to be a big inside reference to the Salem Witch Stronghold in Denver, Colorado. We’ve mentioned it many times and if you can think of a city where more deeply sus events have gone on, let me know. Alright, back to our circuitous route to Zorro….

The history we’re rewriting is—like conventional history—a web, and there’s no set way of describing it. Like a web, we’ll see it wrap around to itself, which would be strange if this were all manufactured connections and coincidences strung together.

This post is a tangent of a post which was a tangent to an installment in a series of posts. The tangent we were on before in the previous post concerned Lincoln County, which is just south of Stanley and Zorro Ranch. The installment concerned primarily the outlaw Jesse James. That series of posts was based off an American TV series called Timeless that ran from 2016 to 2018.

After Season 2 ended with huge cliffhangers, Timeless was canceled. Fan demand caused the network to go back and wind everything up with a two-part “Series finale”. Part One takes place just at the beginning of the Gold Rush in California where the heroes have some brief interactions with a man named Joaquin Murrieta.

Writing Murrieta into the show is baffling for several reasons: (1) Very, very few people—even in California—have ever heard of him, even though he literally has a town named after him. (2) Even Wikipedia admits that “evidence for a historical Murrieta is scarce”. He borders on fictional. (3) What history is claimed about him is extremely controversial, from thieving vigilante to DEI domestic terrorist. In the show, Lucy states, “If it’s true, he’s about to go on a murderous rampage across the State of California”. (BTW, I’ve mentioned how much Social Justice(tm) is packed into the show, and the other character replies, “Can you blame him?” Classic SJW homicidal fantasizing.) (4) He plays no required part in the plot.

So why did they shoehorn Murrieta into the show? I would claim it’s because—surprise!—he’s often considered to be the vague inspiration behind Zorro. Also note, only two other historical persons from that time period appear, just glimpsed by the heroes. One of them was the guy that actually discovered gold and set off the rush, James W. Marshall. Surprise again!—a Salem Witch name.

Was Joaquin related to the Salem Witches? He’s so phantasmal we’ll never know in the typical way, but I did want to mention an odd historical trail I found. As vague and controversial as Murrieta was, it turns out a historical marker was placed for him in Livermore, California. Even though he operated mostly around LA, he apparently traveled hundreds of miles north to find (or steal) horses and the commemoration is described in Joaquin Murrieta and Murrieta's Well.

The plaque was set in 1994, which really strikes me as recent for a virtually unknown guy operating before the War of Northern Aggression. That is, this isn’t some crumbling old memorial set up by historical dumdums who, in their ignorance a century ago, thought this criminal was important. The really strange part, though, is that it was installed by E Clampus Vitus.

Conspiracy theorists love talking about secret societies. Since you’ve almost certainly never heard of this one, that makes it the most secret one you now know of, doesn’t it? The wiki reads like it’s all one big gigantic long-form practical joke. Finding it in the middle of all this, I get the sneaking suspicion that we are intended to think exactly that and no more.

And maybe it is, except that buried deep down in the narrative of some baffling deal involving Sir Francis Drake, Northern California, England, and the Miwok Indians, I found this line:

The man who was chief of the Miwoks in 1937, William Fuller, was a member of E Clampus Vitus.

How did an Indian end up a member of the palefaces’ joke society? And does “William Fuller” sound like an Indian name? None of this makes sense. More to my point, however, is that Fuller is most certainly a Salem Witch name.

Even to me, this stuff just sounds bananas. What does it all add up to, though? I will simply state that it strikes me as something more than nothing and I thought you should be aware of it. Maybe one of these days you’ll come across the Tetris piece that makes it all collapse into sense and reason.

Bonus: I thought it was funny that actor Clayton Moore (1914-1999) played at different times the roles of Jesse James, The Lone Ranger, and Zorro. The first two were featured in the post before last and now here we have a third icon of the Wild West, all household names and featured in innumerable productions of all media types.

From this, one might draw the conclusion that Clayton was “in on it” and a Salem Witch himself, but I don’t think so at all. Rather, I find it a measure of just how deeply woven the Salem Witches and all Their Doings are in American society. Frankly, the more you think about it, the more disturbing it becomes.

BTW, guess where Clayton is buried? Glendale.

Thanks so much, as always, for reading!

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TL;DR: We find a high concentration of Salem Witches and related events clustered in the area of Lincoln County, New Mexico. We will string these pearls together and you can try to figure out what may be going on there. Perhaps you will decide it is all mere happenstance.

We’ve previously discussed the notion of the “Strongholds” of the Salem Witches. For example, I bet you can come up with a number of suspicious people and events from the Denver, Colorado area, and I’ve written up a lot of them. We discussed another Stronghold more in-depth:

The DB Cooper Skyhoax: anomalous evidence, the Puget Sound Stronghold, a magic trick, and the Salem Witch Trials (conspiracies.win 6/6/2025)

Before we dive in, let’s orient to the map. Some of the distances may seem long by standards you’re used to, but we’re talking about a huge region of dry, mostly empty desert Southwest. But it’s not just that, it’s about proximity to where the Salem Witches actually operate.

You see, the ultra-secret Manhattan Project was based at the Los Alamos National Laboratory, about 120 miles NNW of Corona (of crashed saucer fame), which is at the top edge of Lincoln County. Not that close. The first site we’ll talk about, involving global politicians and pedophiles and cannibals and God knows what else is about 65 miles NNW of Corona. Much closer to the action. (BTW, that site is dead on a straight line between LANL and Corona.)

All the other sites we’ll talk about are clustered right around Lincoln County, south and southeast of Albuquerque. That’s evidently where the action really is. As of the 2020 census, the total population of the county was a little over 20k, and 150 years ago it was under 2k. It doesn’t strike as the kind of place that Elites would want to take over.

Except maybe They do, because that first site, somewhere in the vicinity of Stanley, New Mexico, is Zorro Ranch. Pretty topical, eh? I’ve never written them up myself, but the Stanleys have come up numerous times in Miles Mathis’ work. However, it was neither Jeffrey Epstein nor the Stanleys that brought me here, it was my post on Jesse James:

NBC’s “Timeless”, Jesse James, The Lone Ranger, The Hanging Judge, and the Salem Witches (conspiracies.win 2/16/2026)

The connection to Jesse James is tenuous, but then again following up on tenuous connections lays—to my way of thinking—at the heart of this kind of research. Technically, it wasn’t Jesse himself but Robert Ford (outlaw) (1861-1892), the guy that Brad Pitt would have us believe shot James down like a coward. Okay, not exactly him either, but you will read in Ford’s “Later years”:

According to legend, Ford had a shooting contest with Jose Chavez y Chavez, a comrade-in-arms of Billy the Kid's during the Lincoln County War. Ford lost the contest and left town.

That’s a Salem Witch two-fer!

Billy the Kid was the cousin of two Mormon OGs that overthrew Joseph Smith and the LDS, which should tell you one was fake and the other controlled from way back (plus the Parkers appear!) (conspiracies.win 11/12/2024)

Lincoln County War (1878): An iconic event of the Wild West. You can believe whatever history about it you like, but I think by now you may be hesitant to take the word of any history book on any subject. It was fictionalized in several feature films, a novel, and a TV series but, as I have pointed out, “fictionalization” is how they actually write history in the minds of most. Billy the Kid was a major player in the War, and Wikipedia puts his photo right up top. We just saw he was himself a Salem Witch and very connected to other big doings.

And speaking of big doings, much research and analysis and bullshit orbits around this old classic, and a number of hits come out of it:

Broomstick Crash at Roswell: A shocking number of people involved in the “Incident” have the same last name as people involved in the Salem Witch Trials (conspiracies.win 12/6/2024)

  • Roswell UFO Incident. Roswell is just outside the eastern edge of Lincoln Country. Corona, where the disc supposedly crashed, is right at the northern edge (you know, on your way to Zorro Ranch).

  • Col. William Blanchard: Completely aside from the phony flying saucer, the family of the base commander had been in the area for, presumably, decades. See:

General William H. Blanchard: phony nukes, phony witches, and the (false) Dawn of the Flying Saucer Age (conspiracies.win 12/4/2024)

  • 509th Composite Group (1944-46) and 509th Bombardment Group, Very Heavy (1946-52): This USAAC/USAF unit would have been the most highly sensitive military formation of its time. After WW2, it just so happens that they were based in Roswell and commanded by Colonel Blanchard. Oh really?

Prior to that, they had participated in the Manhattan Project, the phony atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and the phony atomic tests of Operation Crossroads at Bikini Atoll. Yes, I said phony atomic bombs and I meant it. (To be clear, it looks like a few years into the tests they finally developed real ones.)

Do you know what time we are told the Enola Gay of the 509th began its phony bombing run on Hiroshima? 9:11am. Hilarious! The phony nukes of the Manhattan Project lead us to:

  • Trinity Site: Do you know where that mystical, mythical first bomb went off (allegedly)? About five miles west of the edge of Lincoln County, part of which extends about halfway across the White Sands Proving Ground. For more, please see:

The Nuclear Hoax (Miles Mathis 1/24/2016 16-page PDF)

  • William Sterling Parsons (1901-1953): “Atomic Admiral” Deak Parsons was instrumental in the whole fake atomic bomb program and a relative of Jack Parsons. We atomically blew him up here:

Captain Deak Parsons, the triggerman for the (fake) atomic bombing of Hiroshima and involved in all the other atomic fakery, was related to Jack Parsons and all the other historical fakery (conspiracies.win 10/7/2024)

You’ll note that disinformation agent Mathis does not mention Parsons a single time in his sixteen page paper on Trinity. For a guy that’s supposedly all about names and genealogy, does it never occur to him that Deak and Jack—operating around the same time—might be related? As I’ve said, shitty research is disinfo.

As to Deak, I find it exceedingly suspicious that when he was eight years old, long before atom bombs and flying saucers became popular, his family moved to ultra-tiny Fort Sumner, New Mexico, with a population probably under 800 at the time. Why did they choose Fort Sumner? I want to know the answer just like you do.

Fort Sumner is in De Baca County, about 35 miles ENE of the corner of Lincoln. Being an extremely rural area, Parsons had to go to Roswell to take his US Naval Academy exam, so you see how these places are closer to each other than one would think from the bare distance numbers.

An intermission featuring more aliens: Ever hear the one where Eisenhower met with aliens at a military base? I’ve made the claim before that all the major Golden Age UFO incidents and Ufologists were Salem Witch ops and personnel. How about this one? We include it here because it supposedly took place in February 1954 at Holloman Air Force Base. Lincoln County is about 40 miles north straight up Route 54.

Oddly, there’s no Wikipedia page for this incident, or even an informal name. I’ll refer to it as the “Eisenhower Treaty”, because the story goes that the Elites received advanced tech and the aliens got to eat and/or probe some of us. Or whatever. The whole narrative is apparently of very recent vintage, coming originally from this article:

President Eisenhower had three secret meetings with aliens, former Pentagon consultant claims (Daily Mail 2/15/2012)

Believe it if you like, but what I noticed right up top is that the “Pentagon consultant” was Ufologist Timothy Good, and the article was written by Anthony Bond. This little intermezzo wrote itself. Back to the heavy research….

It turns out there’s another story very similar to Deak’s concerning a dubious family move early in childhood. I backed into all this, BTW. You see, I had a years-old note that I should check out a book called Real Magic (2018) by Dean Radin (b1952). I noticed he was Chief Scientist at the Institute of Noetic Sciences (IONS), which had been founded by astroNOT Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016). I have yet to write it up, but the Salem Witches were behind the birth of parapsychology (and psychology itself) back in the late 1800’s. Deafening alarm bells.

Let me ease you into it by declaring that the Apollo Program (1961-1972) was phony. Surprise! You won’t believe how tame that will seem after you’ve read through the following material, which is weird and convoluted even by my standards.

We are to believe Edgar walked on the Moon during the Apollo 14 mission (1/31-2/9/2971). I do not believe that, but I do believe Wikipedia when it tells us that as a child during the Great Depression, his family moved to Artesia, New Mexico, about 35 miles from the southeast corner of Lincoln.

Frankly, I don’t believe we’re being told the truth about why they moved. The population was 2,427 in 1930. Even now the place is desperately poor, with the per capita income just under $14k. Does it sound like the kind of place you’d take a young family during the Depression looking for job opportunities and support? I don’t think so either.

Now we start to get weird. His mother was born Ollidean Margaret Arnold. Hold on a minute! Artesia is about 40 miles south of Roswell. Every time you bring up Roswell as being the first UFO incident of the modern age, some jackhole will correct you with, “Well ackshually, just ten days before that…..” Well, we already ackshuallied them:

The Puget Sound Flap: Or, How the boring Kenneth Arnold UFO sighting blows up in your face in terms of Salem Witches (conspiracies.win 5/1/2025)

That same name, and in another of Their Strongholds—just a strange coincidence? Well, we also ackshually just got through blowing up the famous traitor of that same name:

NBC’s “Timeless”, Benedict Arnold, the Salem Witches, and more Parkers (conspiracies.win 2/4/2026)

Now, you’ll have to examine that post closely to see the intricate case where I come up with a guy named David Rittenhouse Porter (1788-1867). We recently blew up another secret Witch, intended to replace the already-dead-and-now-simulated Gavin Newsom:

Katie Porter is the 2026 Salem Witch candidate for Maximum Leader of the Formerly Great State of California (conspiracies.win 10/16/2025)

In that post, I pointed out that Porter clerked for Judge Richard Sheppard Arnold (1936-2004). Ohhhhh, c’mon! That’s weird, right? Sure, but what’s weirder is that the Commander of the aforementioned Apollo 14 was astroNOT Alan Shepard. Whaaaaat?!

If you’re going to quibble about that extra “p”, be aware that wiki says Alan was descended from passengers on the Mayflower, specifically the Warrens. I’ve never written them up but they were huge in the American Revolution. I also refer you to Mary Warren (Salem witch trials). Grant me that extra “p” as drift in spelling after four centuries, would you?

To sew up this post, we’ll thread a needle back through it. First, remember Fort Sumner, the hometown of Deak Parsons? I wonder if he’s ever been to the Billy The Kid Museum? Billy was shot down in Fort Sumner and is buried in the military cemetery there. Strange for a murderous outlaw who was never in the army, but that’s the least suspicious thing about him.

Second, remember Artesia, the hometown of Edgar Mitchell? Wikipedia tells us, “It is home to one of the two Strangite meeting places in the world.” WTH are “Strangites”, you ask? Well, remember how Billy the Kid was closely connected to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? This is who the Strangites are:

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints—usually distinguished with a parenthetical (Strangite)—is one of the several organizations that claim to be the legitimate continuation of the church founded by Joseph Smith on April 6, 1830…. It had approximately 300 members in 1998.

And this microscopic splinter cell ends up in this miniscule town? Really? Interestingly, if you consult that page on the Strangites, you’ll find (1) it is quite long and detailed, and (2) it does not mention Artesia. Actually, it mentions New Mexico itself only once, related to yet another splinter cell of the LDS.

I think that ties it all up in a huge strange knot of what we are told is history. Untangle it as you will. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

TL;DR: We continue our explorations based on characters in Timeless S1E12 "The Murder of Jesse James" (original release date 1/23/2017). We will find that these icons of The Wild West were something other than you surmised. The caveat here is that these historical figures seem particularly fake. Believe anything you like about what is said of them, but you should be aware of this “additional context”.

Our heroes travel back to April 3, 1882, to save (for some reason) the most famous outlaw of the Old West, Jesse James, from murder by the Ford brothers. They enlist the help of a US Marshal to find James—which they do—but he ends up being murdered anyway by the heroine. Much moral anguish all around.

First question: was Jesse Woodson James (1847-1882) a Salem Witch? Not so far as I can tell, no. But worse, I would judge, is that he was a fake person. That is, it’s nearly impossible to say what was true and what was not true about him. Fortunately, none of it is important. What is important is that he was embedded in the Salem Witch context. That’s all we need to know.

Why would I say he was a fake person? Aside from being a front for the Salem Witches, that is? Search up some pictures of Jesse. You’ll have to use the phrase “jesse james outlaw” to exclude the famous motorcycle enthusiast/tattooed person.

The first item to notice is that there are only a handful of distinct photos. The second item to notice is that none of these people look alike. In fact, by my eye, the two that look most alike contradict one another: the younger-looking “Jesse” has a receded hairline versus the older-looking “Jesse”.

Far worse is the purported photo of him that you’ll see many times but comes up second in my search: Famous Wild West outlaw - Jesse James, half-length portrait, facing front, holding handgun in left hand at his waist - 1864 – colorized. He is facing down the camera with a mean, cold stare.

Or should I say she is facing down the camera with a mean, cold stare. That is a woman, with the caveat that in 2026 that word still eludes definition. She is wearing a blouse with a ribbon tie, but if that were all I might have let it pass as a fruity fashion of the time. Just a cold-blooded killer who was light in his cowboy boots.

Worse, though, is that she’s wearing a scoop-neck sweater which I can’t say I’ve ever seen a gay man wearing. Also, look to the left behind her neck at what appears to be the side of a pony tail. She’s also rocking a tiny baby cowboy hat that, yes, I’ve seen gay dudes wear but only at a Halloween party paired with assless chaps.

Finally, if you still believe this person is a gunfighter, take a good look at that hardware. It is enormous compared to her body, as long as she is wide. Can you imagine someone of that size trying to draw that hogleg? You could draw your baseball bat and lunge across the ten paces before she cleared leather. Then you could knock her upside the head and tell her to stop dressing up like a sassy lady outlaw, FFS.

Since we’re here, think about this: that photo has been seen by (make up your own number) of historians and enthusiasts of the Old West, and I would bet my bottom dollar this is the first you’ve heard of any doubts raised about the authenticity of it. Or of James himself, for that matter. I’m saying we don’t need goo pods to live in The Matrix because, in a much more dismaying and terrifying sense, we already live in one we can’t get out of by just flushing our pods.

So how was Jesse connected to the Salem Witches, then? Well, he and his brother, Frank, ran the James–Younger Gang. You’ll notice that this context is often neglected. I don’t even recall it being mentioned in the show. It’s boring Old West nerd stuff, of course, pushed off into the shadows. But then, isn’t the shadows from where the Salem Witches prefer to operate? You bet!

The “Younger” axis of the gang refers to four brothers, the eldest and leader of them being Cole Younger (1844-1916). Seriously, I insist you go to that page and look at his profile pic. His eyes are deader than Kendall Jenner and Billie Eilish put together. Creepy AF! Is he a psychopath?

Yeah, probably, because he’s the one I accuse of being a Salem Witch. You see, “Cole” is indeed a given name, which is where everybody stops, but you find out on that page (did you look?) that his full name was Thomas Coleman Younger. Coleman is not a given name, but probably refers to a bloodline of his, probably his mother’s. Does that hold in this case?

We will probably not find out. If you refer to his WikiTree page, Thomas Coleman Younger (1844 - 1916) and look at the “Ancestors” tab, we see a somewhat incomplete tree back to his 2nd great grandparents but there isn’t a single Coleman in the woodpile.

Fear not: I recognized his name right off the dome. In the last post which concerned the previous episode, "The World's Columbian Exposition", I talked about the importance of the original settlers of Nantucket. That group was led by Tristram Coffin and we talked a little about him.

Of the twenty men that purchased the island, known as the Proprietors of Nantucket, would it surprise you to know that one of them was named Thomas Coleman? If so, did I really not telegraph it enough? Nor does he fade off into history. I’ve never written it up, but if you like camping you’ve probably used lanterns or stoves produced by one of his descendants.

Let me wind up the section on Jesse not with the guy that killed him, Robert Ford (outlaw) (1861-1892), but with the guy that killed the guy that killed him, Edward Capehart O'Kelley (1857-1904). This post has developed a motif of going from bad to worse, so here it is.

We first find out that, “O'Kelley reportedly married a relative of the Younger brothers.” Really? We just said the Youngers were of the Coleman bloodline so here he is marrying into it. Worse, though, is that you have got to take a look at Wikipedia’s profile pic for Edward Capehart O'Kelley. I mean, that other one of “Jesse” was a living female, but if someone told me this was a ventriloquist’s dummy carved from wood, I’d believe it. Again, you can believe anything you like about these tales of the Wild West.

One set of popular tales from the Wild West are those of the Lone Ranger, first as a radio show then as a TV series. I thought they were fictional, but was surprised to learn from Timeless that they were not entirely fictional. Well, the show dialog indicates that it is proven fact and not fake news that the Lone Ranger was based on a black guy.

The general consensus is that the character was very loosely based around real U.S. Deputy Marshal and not white guy Bass Reeves (1838-1910). Which of his exploits were real and which were not? You might gauge the veracity from this line:

He was never wounded, despite having his hat and belt shot off on separate occasions.

Try to work out the physics of that. Anyway, who cares, because what is deeply, deeply suspicious is how he got his start:

Reeves and his family farmed until 1875, when Isaac C. Parker was appointed federal judge for the Indian Territory…. Reeves worked for 32 years as a federal peace officer in the Indian Territory and became one of Judge Parker's most valued deputies.

Boom goes the dynamite. We haven’t seen Parkers since… the previous post. But was Isaac C. Parker (1838-1896) one of “those” Parkers? We’ll never know for sure because if you look at the WikiTree page for Isaac Charles Parker (1838 - 1896), someone spilled coffee all over it and washed away all Parkers but his father. Imagine that. But this Parker reminded me of another Parker lawman we talked about:

Ever feel like “To protect and serve” was a big joke? It is! We discuss that and other occultism at the LAPD, featuring Chief William H. Parker, a generational Satanist. (conspiracies.win 10/2/2024)

But how about Isaac Parker? Maybe the double-As are for “double awesome”, huh? Not likely. Isaac was the prototype for “The Hanging Judge”. You may have heard before that it was Roy Bean. Indeed, you may have gotten that idea from the 1972 film The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean starring Paul Newman and Ned Beatty.

Bean is portrayed as a cartoon villain, “dispensing his own kind of frontier justice”. He’s not malevolent but misguided and mercurial. The film is literally categorized as a comedy-drama. You think, “Okay, maybe this Bean guy got a bit carried away in real life, but this ‘Hanging Judge’ stuff from the Old West is overblown here for art’s sake.” Reasonable enough takeaway.

Well, making movies like that is exactly how They get you to believe shit that just ain’t true. They hand us Bean, tell us he was a joke, and leave Parker out of it. It’s that easy. Parker really was a scumbag and that “hanging judge” wiki tell us:

Parker sentenced 160 defendants to death during his 21 years at the federal bench, largely due to having jurisdiction over fugitives in the Indian Territory. Bean, although famously irregular in his administration of law, never had anyone hanged.

In stark contrast, Parker’s wiki tells us:

Forty-four cases in which Parker imposed the death penalty were appealed to the Supreme Court. It overturned and ordered a re-trial for 30 of them.

Like the model for the Lone Ranger, that entirely changes the complexion, does it not?

Genealogy Nerd Bonus: Surprisingly, Roy Bean is not just a historical footnote in this post. It turns out his mother was Anna Henderson Gore. I’ve been watching far ahead of what I’ve been writing, and a number of episodes in the future is S2E07 “Mrs. Sherlock Holmes” which concerns the suffragist Alice Paul.

You see, from various other clues I felt 99% certain she was connected to the Salem Witches, but I was having a hell of a time digging it up. I even dropped it but then OCD kicked in and I went back to the mine face. When I hit paydirt, it was—you guessed it—a Gore.

It’s a long story and there’s a lot of territory between here and there. Who knows if we’ll ever get to it. We talked a lot about his family in an older post, but I found out once again that Fat Albert Gore is not just some annoying climate hysteric.

Thanks so much for reading!

TL;DR: This is not a breakdown of Timeless S1E11 "The World's Columbian Exposition" (original release date 1/16/2017) because They crammed a lot of shit into it without a theme. Some of the references appear purposeful. We’ll uncram a few and you can take away what you like.

Our time traveling heroes return to the Chicago World's Fair, known more formally as the World's Columbian Exposition of 1893. Way beyond the scope of even the Salem Witches, I have come to subscribe to the theory that the world’s fairs were—among many other techniques—used to annihilate the remains and even memory of the Tartarian Empire after a global war spanning the 19th Century. None of the action takes place in the fair itself and we won’t talk about it here.

The episode should more rightly have been called, “Murder Castle”. Seriously, if you want to attract viewers, does “exposition” or “murder castle” seem catchier? You see, the episode mostly takes place in a hotel purpose-built for serial killing by “The Devil in the White City”, H. H. Holmes (1861-1896).

Some necessary context: There are two categories of serial killing-type things going on in the world. One type is real and They don’t want you to know about them. That would include “Missing 411”, black serial killers, Satanic sacrifices, and the very disturbing and puzzling “Smiley Face Murders”. The other type is fake and They want you to “know” all about them. Holmes is of the second type. A standard reference work on Holmes comes from our standard reference disinformation agent:

H. H. Holmes: America's First Fake Serial Killer (Miles Mathis 11/12/2018 13-page PDF)

Mathis shows the whole affair is phony but his work is a form of limited hangout. Decide for yourself whether this is incredibly subtly constructed disinfo or if the “Mathis” writing team is just not as good as you are led to believe. For a master of genealogy, a very very very long writeup ends the shocking news that Holmes was a crypto-Jew! I found only a handful of snippets even close to relevant:

Yes, Mudgett was related to Oliver Wendell Holmes. Through his grandmother, Oliver descended from Massachusetts Governor Simon Bradstreet and his wife, poet Anne Bradstreet, who was the daughter of Massachusetts Governor Thomas Dudley…. (Holmes was a Winthrop….)…. A look at some of its earliest alumni confrms that Holmes was related to all the top families: [blah blah blah big impressive list]; Thomas Coffin (Idaho congressman);….

Let’s break all that down. Mathis actually gives you this link to Famous Kin of Dr. H. H. Holmes: Serial Killer aka “Devil in the White City” and suggests you study it. He knows no one will. We will.

TBH, I don’t think the writing team itself had much idea what they were looking at. This was during the phase of “everybody is secretly a Jew and that’s all that’s important”. I’ll tell you what’s important, at least as I see it, in order of increasing importance.

Family Relationship of Dr. H. H. Holmes, 8th Great-grandson to Gov. John Winthrop of the Massachusetts Bay Colony: He was dead 40+ years before the Salem Witch Trials but a heavy hitter and his bloodline crops up occasionally. Did you know there’s a Winthrop Rockefeller?

Family Relationship of Dr. H. H. Holmes, 7th Great-grandson to Gov. Thomas Dudley: Another early heavy hitter, including being one of the founders of Harvard University and Cambridge, Massachusetts itself. They purposely obfuscate these things, so you should know that the President and Fellows of Harvard College:

… also called the Harvard Corporation or just the Corporation, is the smaller and more powerful of Harvard University's two governing boards. It refers to itself as the oldest corporation in the Western Hemisphere. At full capacity, as of 2024, the corporation consists of twelve fellows as well as the president of Harvard University, for a total of thirteen members.

We’re down to one dinner party calling the shots. We back up further to find in the History of Harvard University, the caption for one of the images tell us:

The Harvard Corporation's charter was granted in 1650 by Governor Thomas Dudley.

The guy that authorized the whole deal almost four centuries ago. Can you understand why I just SMH in disappointment when conspiracy theorists wet their pants over a picture of Jeffrey Epstein wearing a Harvard sweatshirt?

Back at that excerpt, Mathis mentioned Simon Bradstreet, Gov of MA, and his wife Anne, a “poet”. More pertinent: their son, Dudley Bradstreet (1648-1702), and daughter-in-law, Anne Wood Price Bradstreet (1650-1707), were directly involved in the SWTs. She was accused of witchcraft and he was a magistrate who declined to issue further arrest warrants. After that, both were accused of witchery and “fled the area”. Mathis did not mention that despite having written a paper on the SWTs three years previously. See why I insist that shitty research functions as its own form of disinfo?

Family Relationship of Dr. H. H. Holmes, 6th Great-grandson to Nathaniel Merrill (c1601 - 1654/5): Not long ago, I blew up the 2008 Financial Crisis in “’The Big Short’ should be retitled ‘The Big Financial Rape of the World by the Salem Witches’” (conspiracies.win 9/24/2025).

In that post I heavily suspected that Merrill, the financial company we all knew and despised, was in fact a Salem Witch operation. I was able to trace it back to Nathaniel Merrill, but no farther. Now we know to whom Nate was connected. Not even a surprise, is it?

Family Relationship of Dr. H. H. Holmes, 4th cousin 4 times removed to Lucretia (Coffin) Mott: This is a triple-header:

First, have you grown sick of all the Feminism shoved down our throats as a social engineering operation, and all the virtue signaling and righteous condemnation that comes with it? It was born back in 1848 at the Seneca Falls Convention, and one of the main organizers was—you knew it—Lucretia.

Second, how about this guy Mott that she married? I blew up the Motts a while back in a post called “Peek behind the Flint water crisis and you’ll find the Motts (oh, and they also run General Motors and maybe the state of Michigan)" (conspiracies.win 10/28/2024).

Third, the name Coffin always goes off like a blaring siren for me. Seriously, for a very long time before I discovered the Salem Witches, I was convinced that the real nefarious group were the proprietors of Nantucket Island. They turned out to be only the most important subset of the Salem Witches.

Just as a taste, the daughter of Tristram Coffin (1609-1681) married a guy named Nathaniel Starbuck. If you’re wondering what I know you’re wondering… yes. It is all way too much to get into here.

Myself having just written all that and you having just read all that, we really see what the “Miles Mathis” operation never expected us to see, don’t we? Okay, back to Timeless….

The caper that the villain/hero Flynn has planned is to smoke three primary members of Rittenhouse that are meeting at the World’s Fair: J. P. Morgan, Henry Ford, and Thomas Edison. Naively, one might think this is the signal that the real people were really Salem Witches, right? Reasonable, but not true so far as I can tell.

For the sake of space, JPM=yes and Ford=no, but the most interesting story concerns Edison. Long story short which I’ve never written up: the Salem Witches ran Edison out of his own company. He was gone—not even holding stock in GE—after something like a year and a half. Guess who was running it? Charles A. Coffin. You can’t make this up!

On to Harry Houdini, who figures prominently in the episode. Is he a Salem Witch? Not so far as I can tell, not at all. He’s a Jew, but not crypto (sorry, Miles). I did stumble across something bizarre, though: all the photos of Harry and his wife, Wilhelmina Beatrice "Bess" Houdini (née Rahner), look like fakes. Who saw that coming?

There aren’t that many pictures and they’re pretty good fakes, to my eye. Also, as usual, you know for a fact that no one is looking to see if they’re fakes. Go ahead and search some up and I’ll give you a big, strange clue: when they’re together, they’re looking in different directions. It’s the oddest thing!

You’ll also see that there is no obvious physical interaction in the photos. What I mean, for example, is his hand isn’t wrapped around her tricep, it’s draped over her shoulder. There actually is one where both are looking at the camera and she is holding his head, but it’s the fakest one of all. Boringly, you can look at the light and shadows on their faces in all the pics and see they don’t match.

My only guess—because we need to have some fun guesses once in a while—is that Harry was gay, his marriage was phony, and the guy that was purportedly his brother and magic partner, Theodore Hardeen, was his “partner” partner.

Harry and Bess had no children, unusual at the time. Bess had one brother but Harry was one of seven. Also, they’re buried 35 miles away from each other. They claim it’s because her Catholic family refused to let her be buried in a Jewish cemetery. Perhaps. In any case, if it is mere happenstance that Houdini ended up featured in Timeless, then maybe it’s just that gayness is where you find it.

You may have already been wondering about what which may have been the most obvious question from the beginning: is bullshit serial killer H.H. Holmes related to fellow bullshit mass murderer James Holmes of the ludicrous Batman shootings in Aurora (part of Denver, one of the Salem Witch strongholds)? I mean, I think anyone reading this is going to think they must be related. I do too.

However, after bashing around the genealogical records which are available, what you’ll find is that there is a cloud of very suspicious smoke, and where there’s smoke, there is… in this case, a brick wall behind it.

The whole thing is so scrambled I won’t even bother going into it. Maybe one of these days I’ll get around to writing about Crazy Eyed Jimmy Holmes and document what I have found there. The mainstream admits his ancestry stretches back to the Mayflower. For shit’s sake, there was a Parker aboard, so you know it’s not just a bunch of English Taliban looking to be superstitious in a peaceful wilderness.

I hate to finish with a low note after “Houdini was gay”, so if you’re as tired as I am feel free to bail out. I’m going to push on because there was something that got under my skin….

One of the characters in the episode is Sophia Hayden. She was the first female architect to graduate from MIT and she designed one of the buildings at the World’s Fair (unless the Tartarians actually did, right?). And while she’s not mentioned in the show, Sophia had an architecture partner named Lois Howe.

Trapped with Sophia in the ol’ “Murder Castle” is a man who introduces himself as “George Henry”. Surprise!—it’s Holmes. You’ll see in his wiki that while HHH had a bunch of names, that was not one of them. Sophia says, “I can’t stop thinking about my father, how he’s waiting for me to come home and tell him all about my big trip.” Her father’s name was George Henry Hayden. WTF is this supposed to mean?

Sophia died in Winthrop, Massachusetts (see above) and Lois was born and died in Cambridge, Massachusetts (see above again). Could this all have something to do with Elizabeth Howe (1637-1692), "one of the accused; found guilty and executed"? Off we go on a genealogical adventure….

We can trace Lois Lilley Howe (1864 - 1964) only as far back as John How, I (1610 - 1680). Also consult his WikiTree page at John Howe (abt. 1620 - 1680). His parentage and birthdate are a matter of deep dispute.

Bottom-line: no one knows who his parents are, and I’ll take the 1610 date based on some of the positions he had later in life. Finally, note that he was born in Sudbury, Suffolk, just over the northern edge of Essex, origin of most of the Salem Witch families.

As for the witch, her name came from her husband, James How Jr (1633 - 1702). His grandfather was Robert Howe (bef. 1570 - aft. 1624). Note all the Parkers in the “Descendants” tab! More importantly, though, he had four children with hazy birthdates from “aft 1598” to “bef 25 Nov 1604”. Hazy birth locations as well—the last two unknown—but his second child was born in (you got it) Essex.

What I propose is that Robert could not keep it in his pants and had a late bastard, John How I. He got sent ahead separately to the New World to begin a New Life. That means witch Elizabeth and architect Lois are both direct descendants of horndog Robert. That would be the explanation for this whole weird angle shoehorned into the show.

Lotsa interesting stuff in an uninteresting show, huh? Thanks for reading!

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