Try eating sugar mixed with sand. It's good for the bladder. Also, put gravel in your socks to make you taller.
When I flush my toilet, it yells at me in Russian. Is this what Joe Biden's America looks like?
I thought I saw someone say that gravity is not real. Then I noticed their socks were not matching, so I knew they were lying to me.
After that, I only saw films while standing on my head and eating lemon squash. Try it!
Why do you think I still use a cell phone from 1812? They have the best wifi, everybody says so.
Don't drink the water. It's full of goat semen.
I talk to niggers outside my window at night. They tell me stories about round squares and evil snakes made of dust and feathers.
Why do the gates of hell smell so much like donuts and confetti? Is it because the wolves are hungry for pizza again? I hope so.
You can make bullets out of bread, you know?
When eggs are more valuable than metal, you know the sea is rising in the far east with the dancing bear.
I drive a car.
My feet dance within the grace of the potato harvest on Tuesday. When we weep blood, the trees sing.
When trannies like you start eating fish, I'll be a bear's cousin.
Are you the guy from Bitchute comments who just goes around telling people their breath stinks?
If so, I love your work!
If that were true, I'd be in France right now, drinking OJ from Conan's skull.
Wow, three comments in a row from you? I must be very special in your heart and the chickens must surly be on your side. Is the fudge ready yet? I like pink socks.
It's spelled "you're".
Who is the simpleton? Maybe the guy who can't spell simple words?
Yes, I do. More than I love you, which is a metric fuckton.
Math makes my penis bigger. Is it ok that it turned blue as well?
When the nigger glows, the cake is ready.
If the society we live in collapses, money becomes worthless and that makes things cheaper. Everything will be FREE. This is good news.
I like these pictures. They are nice to view with my eyes.
Football is a better way to lose weight than baseball is. Time to get a new straw hat!
But when all the loaves are full, how will the bacon become king? I saw Venus telling Mars about the Autumn Betrayal on Sunday, at church. Afterwards, we all had split pea ice cream with the dog's father and everyone laughed about it later.
Do you smell warm flowers, too?
If it burns when I pee, how come we never made it to the moon? Seriously, why do we even bother to going fishing, if all the fish do is swim?
I only hire Asian midget trannies to clean MY toilets...
....and you can too, with this simple trick!
Does the moon have a gender?