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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Change name to Communist Disinformation Center.

Note that the entire CDC executive leadership is made up of Zionists. How the hell did that happen.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, I asked your mom last night, Billy.

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

It might be hollow or it might have a rigid core, because it rings like a bell. Hard to tell. I'm surprised that we have not sent a mission to explore the resonance issue. That could be done by having seismographs on the surface then setting off charges. Unless that would be considered an act of war by the Lunarians.

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DZP1 6 points ago +6 / -0

How often do normal people get hit hard enough to cause that degree of injury?

I feel pretty sure people are told they must demonstrate willingness to show their loyalty, by allowing themself to get hit hard and painfully then parading in public as proof.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Industrial revolution plan A:

  1. Kill all the excess population except for the illegals you flood America with.
  2. Kill all the white people.
  3. Robots. Lots of robots. Don't need stoopid peoples no more.
  4. Live happy on yachts.
  5. Own national parks all for yourself.
  6. Share Earth's resources with your masters from Planet Vega 10, the VegaVogons in exchange for ruling over the peasants.
  7. Peasants will own nothing, eat crickets, and be endlessly happy because Facebook ordered them to.
  8. Have lots of globohomo parties, shoot up children's blood, worship Santa. Er, Satan.
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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

TIL that you can get vaccinated by binge eating.

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Psycho bitch, but completely manipulated. 500% chance her parents are Satanists.

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DZP1 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the next step after tranny story hours. Saturday morning self-mutilation children's shows.

The guy must be on heavy drugs. And wants to become an admiral.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

<- am listening to Renzus and licking my eyeballs. No reptiles here! <eating a fly>

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DZP1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't see what all the fuss is about. What can be wrong about a religion that insists you either enslave or kill all the goyim? Or if you protest that, or Holocaust statistics, you're anti-semitic? Meanwhile, killing Palestinian children.

In before the JDL downvotes.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hi. I'm Father Grabbet. You have nice buttocks for a choir boy. Do you want to come pray with me?

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

The doorknob must have touched a tender spot, eh? I'm superstraight, but you brought up butts first. Are butts on the tip of your tongue? hah

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

She had skipped her weekly adenochrome and had to go get some more children's blood.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's gonna hit you with a DMCA and sue over his trademark trolling language. He doesn't want competition, he has to be the center of attention with his 25 spams a day and his alts.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Speaking of butthurt, your rectum must be in awful pain from the doorknob.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks, pkvi

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, you didn't spell it 'ayeh heard' this time.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate it when people use their alts to promote themself.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't give up your day job at the city dump, Von Braun.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I played the tapes at 2x and now I see baby Yoda in the background singing barbershop quartet with your alts. Thank you so much.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, well, how did they accomplish the low-G jumps?

And the dust just hanging in the air under low gravity with no atmosphere?

Nice try, but bullshit made to look like outtakes.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I go now to meet my master, in Hell. Nyar harharhar."

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