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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +2 / -1

You can test this

gets downvoted to oblivion

Almost like being back on reddit.

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

IIRC, weren't parts of the JFK files mentioning people still living redacted?

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you're fine with 17 year olds fucking 80 year olds, since that would still be legal under that law? Or are you going to stop trying to put words in my mouth?

My point was this is dishonest journalism, the writers know that most people reading, apparently including you, won't read far enough to get to the part I quoted and will come away from this article thinking that child marriage in general is legal without restrictions there, when in reality it's a small window of people five or less years apart that are allowed to marry each other.

Which if you do the math, the current law still meets the standard of half your age plus seven in every case except the absolute edges of that window.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this passes, the age of legal marriage will be higher than the age of consent in Missouri. So, fornication is ok but marriage isn't? Maybe they didn't think that one through. Also, current law there already bans most child marriage, but you have to scroll down a while in the article to see that:

Missouri law presently states that anyone under 16 can't get married, but that 16 and 17-year-olds may get married to someone who is younger than 21 if they have consent from their parents.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

3.5 hours

How about an executive summary?

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BeefyBelisarius 0 points ago +1 / -1

Muh sanitation

Found the Indian.

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BeefyBelisarius 7 points ago +8 / -1

Fun fact: it's named "Vulgate" because when it was translated to Latin, that was the "vulgar", meaning common, language most people used. The translator was given sainthood for the same act later English translators were killed for.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Considering the parasite is in their feces, this is more a lack of sanitation problem than a cat problem. I bet India is one of those more than 60% areas.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it fell on his boot, the sound would be carried by his suit. But why didn't the astronaut falling over a moment later while holding the object make any sound?

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Z̸̡̨̢̧̨̜̼͔̼̼̳̺̻͇͇̻̝͇̺͈̜̗̘̙̭̜̣̱͈̬͓̬̝͈̗̥̤̭̣̭͚̯͎̰̥̗̳̘͔̟͔͇̹̦̙͙̟̰̥̺͑̈̃̐̑̌̕͘̕̕̚͜͜ͅͅå̵̢̨̢̢̟͚̞͎̬̖̮̙̬̘̥̺̞̥͇̰͕̣̖̻̣̘̟̗͓̤͇̖͓͖̲͓̻̑́̔͊̿̎͛̌̒̎̌̽͜͜ͅͅͅl̶̨̨̧̧͍̺͖̳̞̱͔̝̣͚͇͍͚̦̳̪̬̟̞͍̦̰̟̠̰̱̻̯̤͈̞͙̼̣͈̗͚̱̞̙͚̘̰̻̭̗͖̜̺̩̗̤̦̞̈́͛ͅģ̶̡̨̨̢̢̢̛̼̪͔̬͔͚̰͙͔͉̼̭̮͕̙͍̝̠̟̝̙̩͇͉̝̗̟̬͕͕̫̭̘͎̥̲͓͎͇̯̦͖̰̗̥̰͈͙̜͖͙̱͍̜̩̱̜͎̲͔̲͆̍͑͊̈̓̿͑̾͒̽̔̀̀̀̓͒̔̌̾̚̕͠ͅǫ̴̡̧̧̛̛͉͔̭͚̖̝̝͙̣͈͓̫̦̮͚̞͇̮̹̮͔̬͚̠̻͖̫̖̲̗̭͈̗̣̘̹̗̜̦̰̙̞̳̪̳̣̼̮͉̩͚͐̈́̆̒́̽͒̏̓̉͒̀̈́͊̽̂̂̑͛͛̂̀̎̒̌͐̓͆́͆͗̏̇̍̍̏̍͂͋̿̆̿̏͌̍͂̆̽̐͑̋̈́̑̓̐͘̕͘͘̚͜͜͝͝͠͠͝p̴̨̨̛̻̠͙̖̱͍̩̟̪͙̰͓͓̣̤͇̩̞̤̘͉̪͓̹͕̺̭͖̓̽̏̾̈́̒̔̈́̈́̽̎͊́́̌̓̒̈́̈́̆̽̓̃̏͆͑̓̋̑͒̒͘͜͠͝͠͝͠ǫ̴̡̢̭̪͚͙̱͔̻̯̬̰̲̻̜̪̮̻̭̘̯̟̺̝̼̜̣͙͕̜̺͇̭͔͎̜̠͎̖̥̦̤̮̩͉͖͈̌͑͜͜͜͜͠s̵̨̧̡̨̡̻̱̞̯͓̰̫̼̭̺͍̻̹͇̰͕͓̮̬̖̖̜̭̫̦̺̱̩̻̖͚̪̘̤͇̐̊̒̋̈̽̽̏̀̓̉́͂́̎̅̉́͛͐́͒͛̽̄͌̏̅͑͑̄̓̓̉́̋͑͆̑̇̔̍̓̔͋̏̂͗̐̇͐͘̕̕̚̚̚͘͜͝͠ţ̴̨̧̣̖̤͖͇̞͉̰̹̙̠͚̗̪̺̱̫̮͙͗̉̓́̋̿̈́͑͆͆̀̎̄̀̉̀͊͊̿̌̆͆́̎̓͂͐̓͛̂̈́̀͌̇͛̈́̇͗̉́͊̅̅̅̐̄̒͛͘͘̕͝͝͠͝͝í̶̢̢̧̛̭̳̬̼̭̦̮̲̻̝̪̭͇͈̞̱̰̦͙͚̝͚̩̹̖̺͈̻͎̹̥̞͕̰͚̭̦͕̜̠̠͇͔̜̰͍͚̗͈͈͍̘͓̰͚̈́̿̎̃̀̌͒̍̔̆̇̆̑̓̀̇̈́̅̂̃̉̎́̃̓͗̐̉̌͌̉̽͐̕͠͝͠͠͝͠ͅn̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛͍͓̪͔̩͚͓̗̭̩̜̱̮̮̫̞̦͕̭͍͉͈͙͉̖͍̫̥̊̆̽́̋̐͑͒̓͛̓̍͑̎͐̃̏̇̄̐͒̏́͂͌̄̿̽̃̀̉̉̊̈̑̑͆͋̓́̆͒̍̈́͊͑͊̌̓̄̍̑̀̒͌̚͘̕̚͠͝͝ͅg̷̨̧̢̧̙̺͉͍̙̼̞̠̣͕̮̮̟̘͍̼̻̱̦̳̗͕͓͈̯͉̤̘̬̟͕͉̯̻͕̘̳̫̱͈̥̏̀̂͂̀̐̆̀̀͗̀̒̎̅̅̓̏̈́̇̇̉̈̑̇͒͒̃̂́́̌͗͗̉̍̓̓̒̌́̚͘̕͜͝͠ ̶̡̧̡̡̡̧̡̨̢̧̛͔͖̼͓̲̲̹̱̝̬͇͖͕͍̲̤̗̣͈̱̺̝̳̻͚̖̦̮͚̱̖̳͕̥̼̯̖̭̻͔̖̘̦̩͈̯̹̩̲̰͎̺̺̭̝̪͉̤̠̦͕̭̪̝̔̓̀͆̉̿̓̓̆͆̌̀̊͌̇̀̄͌̈̓̌̓̎͌̂͂͒̀̓́̓̆̍̐̅̆͌͋͆̈́͑̂̑͗̍̂̄̈́̄̌͋̔̆̔̃̅͊̓͛̽̕̚̚̚͘̕̕͝͠ͅw̴̨̢̡̧̛̫̺̖̰͉̬̺̠̬̻͕̖̼͉̼̟̼̳̯̘̠͚̯̪̦̩͍̙͉͚̹̳̖̗̹͔̮̳̰̠̟̘̪͍̠̠̥̭̳̗̭̰̦̟̦̣͙̭̥̪̓̆̀̎̍̀͂͋͂͊̎̊̇͋̐́̈́̽͋͆̋̄͑̆̇̽͐̾̓̈́͒̕͘͘̚͘͝͠͝o̵̢̧̡̧̖̮̹̙͔͕̹̫̞̜̥̭͍̟̭̝͇̲͚͙̰̫͕͉͇͙̞̬͖͐̋͐̓̆̂̔͌́͂͑͜ͅŗ̵̢̨̛̫̬̱̭͕̟̟̖̮̜̼̺̮̟͉̳͙̬̰̪̝͎̪͇̮̻͚̮̲̯̮̗͍̠̟̣̫̗͍̲͒͛̂͛̊́̇̾̌͑̋̊͒́̊̃̂̀̂̽̉͑̉̐̐̉͑͑̌̍͌͛̈́͊͆̚͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅk̶̨̨̧̛͕̻͎̭̖̼̰͚̘̯͈̙͉̻͓̹̜̙͕̭͓̞̺̻͇̞̰̰̗̒̿͊̀̍̽̔̄́̐̓̽̽̉͂̀̆́̄̆́̋̈́̿̋͌̉͌̌̽̄͒̀̿́̓̕͘͘͠͠͝s̸̨̨̢̨̡̢̧̮̣̳̠͇̺͎̫͍͙͙̩̙͉̰̦̫̣̻̘̘̠͈̜̭̠̖̖̬̭͉̬̘̙͇̬͎̣͉̗̭̳̝͖͚̆̊̌͋̅͜͜ͅͅ ̸̨̡̨̢̢̢̛̛͚͔̪͍̘̻̠̙̼͖̮̘̱̖̖͚̥̹̝̯̟̦͇̮͖̪͍͍͇̟̪͖̠͚͉͉̰͈͎̻͎͇͙͖̖̟̪̼̼̩͕̲̩̼̳̩̖̩̗͉͈̹̗͎͎͙̙̺͕̀̉͛͐̿̆͐̒̅͑̄̐̂̃̀͑̄͂̈́̓̓̀̇́̊̏̃̈́̈́̓̈́͒̾̉̉̀̔͋̒̌̃̏͆͒̄̎̊͘ͅh̶̨̡̨̨̢̛̻̼̟͔̺̬̠̻͕͉̞͔̣̝̤̣̺̘͇͔̰̝͚̻̻̞͔̪̩͓͓̖̭̞̳̪̱̦͔̻̖̮̪̊̐̈́͐̄̂̈́̂́͛̌͗̽͑͛̓̓͐̍͛́̊͗͆͗̈́̆̈́͆̓̔̍̀̋̃͂̀́́̎̍̄̊̇̒̈́̽̇͘̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅȩ̸̨̨̢̢̡̛̪̦̯̻̫͙̭͓̘̪̜̼͇̱͍̫̗̙̪̣̙̬͇͉͓̠͕̞̬̗̳̫̭̞̜̪̙̖̌͂͌̈̊̑͊̃̂̎̑̇̇̊̈̓̒́͌̈̋̓́̿̓̐̆̒̈͊̑̊̽̽̒͂́̈́̍̌́́̉̅͒̈́̚̚̕̕̕͘̕̚̚̕͠͠ͅͅŗ̵̡͕̭̮͎̝̣͓̳͉͔͈͈̣̺͍̥̖̖̖̻͕̞̟̫̞̻̝̟̘̝̞͕̬̦̺͉̣͇̺̲̱̣̋̉̋͋̂̆̈̊̇͂̒̓̒̾̀͛̌̔̌̾̒̇̐̊͜͜͝ͅͅę̴̧̢̨̛̛̛̛̛̤̺̲̝͖̖̦̞̣͖̼͖͎̹͕̞̘͖͇̫̲̥̪̙̘̦͖̥̜͔̬̝̰̤̰̦͈̦̫͚̯͚͕̳̞̬̮͎̱̑̋͌̓̇̈́̓̑͋̀̋̉̏̌̐͒̌̓̊̑́̏̽̎̀͛̆̓̋̆̇͂͌̈́̀̓̂͛̇̽̋͋̌̏̎̽͑̔̋̐̕͘͜͠ ̶̙͙̠̣̪̖͓̥̦͓̻̦͇̍̎̽̏͋͛̏͋̄̑̓̇̀̈̄̒͐̽̊͋̀̑̽̚ñ̷͔̥̹͈͘ͅơ̴̢̡̧̢̢̛̫͇̪͓̤͎̻̤̙͎̺̮̲̻̖̟̫̼̥̖̝̩̪̗̖̳̯̗̪͍͖̣̣̯͔̤̭̪̼̬̹̩̼͈̖͍͓̹̻͔̣̺͌͑̓̀̏̾̔̂̀͗̋͐̑̐̔̾̈́̇͛͂̃̆̆̆̉̊̽̈́̈́̑̈́̾̓̋͒́̆͋̒̏͋̾̑̒̈́̚̚̚̚͘͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅw̵̛͍̻̖̳̮̬͉͚͓̙̱̲̫̼̖͕͈̭͇̖̲̰̫̖̰̲̦̳̜̟̣͉͇̖̩͚̜̻̤̟̥͕͎̹̓̓̈́̈̈́̓͐͂̈͒̉̔͒̀̆̑̀̉̍͌͂͊̓̈͑̅̾̈͛̉̏̏͛̀͛̊̈͛̀͌̉͌̈́̽́̆͒̑̓̍̌̽́̿̉̉̽͋̊͂̏͐̾͑̋̈͘̚̕̚͠͝ͅͅͅ?̴̡̢̼̹̹̯͖̗͇̟͇̹̳͓̗͉͇͔̰̫̹̻͇̹̤̯̭̝̮̫̗̲̰̩̬̘̠̝̲͙̘̯͋̏͜͝ͅ ̴̢̱̰͚̺̥͎͍̘̉͌̃̊͌̓̑̍͑̾͛̈́́̽̏͝͝͝F̶̨̡̧̬̣̰͙͔̖͔͖͖̙̞͙͈͚̰̮͕̼̱̙͎͂͐̐͑́͒̊̑̂̋͗̈́̀̚ͅͅư̴̧̡̨̢̨̧̧̛̙̥͕̮̤̯̭̣̦̞̻̰̝͓̞̺̣̮͍̯̲͍̲̹̹̠͔̫͉͇̰̹͙̲̩̗̫̠̲͇̞̝͖͚̦̝̝̻̳͚̲̲̬͓̻͉̌̈͆̋̈́̿͌̆̾̀̍̔͑̃̄̍̔̆̊͆͒́̋͛̋̏̆͆̒̃͘͘͜͝͝͝ͅņ̶̡̛̲̰͇̙͚̩͇̮̭͇̬̣̫̹͉̗̲̞̝͍̱̩͇̀͆͛̀̓̓̈́̅́̉̽̑̐̋̄̓̓̅̌̈́̆̊͐͛̅̀̒͋́͒͐̃͊͑̌̍̈̀̔̓̇̎͛͛̌̇͌͂̀̐̿͆̈́̄̔̌̓̀̀̍̐̈́̉̋͘̕͘̕̕̕̚͝͝.̸̢̡̦̲̹̱͕͙͕͔̞̹̹͉͉̯̒͆ ̵̛̛̝̞͉̭͕͉̥̱̮͎̗̯͉̫̦̪̲͑̉͐̅̍̃̽͗̂̀̓̑̇͌̀̇̔͆̋͗͒͒̅̓̃͐̓̋̿̈́̇͊̃̓̃͐͌̆̈́̋͘͘̕͝͝

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

He does, but he tells those sinners, "go and sin no more", not "do as thou wilt".

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +4 / -1

A swimming pool is a lot easier on the budget than a swimming pool-sized vacuum chamber, you know.

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe because the water will make it blindingly obvious if there's any leaks or other major problems with the suit?

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cultural revolution was only four decades ago, bro. They literally killed the old Chinese society.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Chinese have never won a war on their own against anyone other than other Chinese. Don't expect them to start soon.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't it be better to set someone else on fire instead of trying to grab normies attention with a flashy death they'll all forget in less than a month?

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