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Favorite Theories, or theories that irritate you. Don't forget to tell us why!
posted 2 years ago by Michalusmichalus 2 years ago by Michalusmichalus +14 / -0

I like the all the theories, and recently this has come in handy because FE'rs have been plagerizing theories long before Harvard.

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– Primate98 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

Simulation Theory.

It's like this black hole that people who want others to think that they are smart and edgy conspiracy theorists fall in to whenever something comes up they don't care to even try to find an explanation for.

I've always been of the opinion that general knowledgeability, an awareness of little known and anomalous evidence, a wide-open imagination, and disciplined reasoning make you a smart and edgy conspiracy theorist.

So I guess this demonstrates something about the real state of affairs.

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– Michalusmichalus [S] 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

That's a good one!

Doug Vout, RIP believed in simulation theory.

https://philpapers.org/rec/VOGRRT

https://phys.org/news/2017-01-reveals-substantial-evidence-holographic-universe.html

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– Primate98 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

You know what's interesting is that in the second link, the first thing they say is:

... investigating irregularities in the cosmic microwave background (the 'afterglow' of the Big Bang), have found there is substantial evidence supporting a holographic explanation of the universe—in fact, as much as there is for the traditional explanation of these irregularities using the theory of cosmic inflation.

I had, of course, never bothered researching Simulation Theory, but now I see that it's nonsense based on nonsense. It's the standard MO: "Spot me one miracle and I can prove the rest."

It's well worth looking up the work of physicist Stephen Crothers, who shatters the existence of both black holes and the Big Bang. You have to look around because his work is technical and you have to find one of his presentations for the general populace (although a technical background is very helpful).

I recall that in his presentation on the CMB, he discusses the fraud of the WMAP satellite that was the source for all the data here analyzed for Simulation Theory. Because the signal was expected to be extremely small, they used two copies of the detector, subtracting out noise from the detector itself which would not come through both.

They could not get any signal at all. Surprise! So what did they do? Disconnected the detectors from one another and just recorded what was actually detector noise. Voila--the Cosmic Microwave Background and, later, Simulation Theory.

Every damn rock you kick over has bullshit underneath it.

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– Michalusmichalus [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Did you know the man that just passed from the Diehold Foundation has a theory that Moses found an ancient relic that we would consider a computer. This relic," turned the Holographic universe on, and off " ( thats an extreme summary). I think you may want to check out his channel. I binge watched it.

I have respect that he was willing to update his theories based on data.

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– freedomlogic 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I seen a video of a preacher explaining cern to his flock. It was quite interesting. The way he described things, they were destroying the building blocks of gods house.

It very well could be gods universe, but even he has to build it from something doesnt he? Even if it turns out were some quantum simulation (would it not be fucking hilarious that when we die, our souls become fucking traffic stop lights or other "smart" ai devices. Oh man lmao. )

It doesnt really matter, we love, we feel pain, for intents and purposes this is reality and we should be able to live our lives how we want. Whatever though.

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– Primate98 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

There's somewhat related to the last thing you said. I try to put up a low-key resistance to Simulation Theory. and I keep it low-key because--let's be honest--people don't want to hear about things they don't already believe.

But there's a huge problem: if we're in a simulation, then there can be no morality. At best "morality" would simply be what was arbitrated by the designers of the Simulation, and could be altered at any time in any fashion.

I've smoked hundreds of thousands of Stormtroopers and Covenant and Flood, but I don't feel bad because it was only a game. Nothing really counts. If They can persuade people that Reality itself is just a big game and nothing really counts, what then?

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– deleted 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0
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– Primate98 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I would just put the finer point on it and say that it's not AI that's going to kill us, it will be the next genocidal ploy They are going to pull on us--whatever that may be--after which They'll say, "Uh, it was AI!"

And then all the dumb jerkoffs will say, "Called it!"

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– Filledwithfire 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

The earth is more likely hollow than it is flat.

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– Michalusmichalus [S] 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Hollow earth matches the the shape of our electric magnetic field better too.

This is the most recent study that disagrees with me. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-023-36074-2

Here's a list of Hollow Earth Theory references from the library of Congress.

https://ask.loc.gov/science/faq/399938

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– Dorktron4Runner 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

This is one of my favorites. I’ve been obsessed with caves since childhood and learning about this CT back in the day has led to a great rabbit hole.

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– muhqtardtho 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

That's why they Jack Black'd em.

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– alltheleavesarebrown 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Fact: only a few are taught how to use language.

Dont forget = forget

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– Michalusmichalus [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Are you my sons?!

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– deleted 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1
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– ReturnOfShillSlayer 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Except occams razor isn't a theory, it's a principle.

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– ReturnOfShillSlayer 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Semantics, really.

Not to be confused with Semitics.

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– VaccinesCauseSIDS 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Its absolute rubbish. Ive never heard any intelligent person use Occams Razor in an argument.

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– Michalusmichalus [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Not adding unecassary variables during the scientific process is good. The less moving parts, the less that can go wrong is also benificial. Using this theory to justify other theories is just castles built on sand. The knowledge filter / reproducibility crisis is preventing poor hypothosis' from being worked on by anyone willing to make waves.

https://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/scientific-experiments/occams-razor.htm

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– Michalusmichalus [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I learned the phrase in comp sci school!

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– Michalusmichalus [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I went right to CCNA because my degree was Networking, and eventually I want to get to Library Information Systems.

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– freedomlogic 1 point 2 years ago +3 / -2

That humans have a sixth sense. Seems to be a taboo topic even here, if I try to bring up the topic to most of my family or friends they look at me like I sprouted multiple heads. I seem to be the only one in the family who has any kind of ability for some reason. Never met anyone who didnt claim some crazy bullshit. I cant read futures, or guess lotto numbers. But I do have a strong sense of intuition that has led me out of many dangerous situations over the years.

Sure I sound full of myself, I know that. When I was younger, I often wondered if maybe there was a logical explanation. Like my subconscious doing things im not aware of, at the time I did not know about low latency inhibition. But after watching that show prison break rofl, I realized thats part of the problem. And it could likely be the answer. But I know there is more to this world than what we can see/hear/taste/smell/feel. We see a very narrow spectrum of what is. I was also born with a veil, does that have anything to do with it? Proably not, who knows I proably was born with a lucky cap or something. I did find the church of light, or the brotherhood of light whatever it is they call themselves these days a interesting topic in itself. The books are very interesting though ive only ever made it through one. It was all a little esoteric for me. Remote viewing is a little to far out of my abilities, which is why I dont know if I believe it myself. But I do think its possible.

I know there are skeptics out there. So how do you explain something like this?

https://streamable.com/b34aqp

I can promise you, im not hacking, whether you want to believe me or not is up to you. Do you think its just all running calculations in the background or what?

Normally I cant do this while recording, or even when trying, it doesnt seem to work like that. But lately ive been pulling this off once or 3 or 4 times a game.

Like I said, Im thinking im close to death with the parathyroid and thats why. Or maybe everyone is experiencing it but I would expect if enough people had this ability to connect to the universe, they wouldnt be fucking their brothers and sisters over for material shit.

What a world.

The military believes in it.

https://time.com/4721715/phenomena-annie-jacobsen/

I believe valve is collaborating with them or something. Sounds stupid, but ive noticed lately many of my games have other people wallbanging like me with awp/scout, but id say 90% of them are just hacking when I rewatch the demos.

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– Michalusmichalus [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Mockery is a lovely tool. Look how horrible the people that went to school without being bullied for behaving like morons behave!

The extremely religious consider it evil. ( Control mechinism) Then there are others that don't understand what is meant by a sixth sense. They could have it, and never know.

My dad says he always listens to his gut, because he's always regretted if he didn't. That's called, "knowing". My dad would never use that term.

https://www.psychiclight.com/a-guide-to-different-psychic-abilities/

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