Jews Don't Like Cats? A poll showed that 0% of Jews owned cats.
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Link to article. Jews like birds and small mammals. They didn't ask about reptiles.
https://archive.is/NbtVe
Jews do seem to have a warm spot for rats based on cartoons. Tom and Jerry cartoon, Mighty Mouse, Faivel in American Tale, and the graphic novel "Maus".
Mickey???
And they always have some wonky reason WHY they have the bird at all. Someone died or someone moved or something and they couldn't just free the fucking thing, it's in THEIR living room now, poor thing....
Also, it's that cats don't like Jews, not the other way around, but sure, everyone loves Jews and cats should be exterminated on site until they are extinct because Jews don't like them. Got it. Not OP, the sentiment I mean.
do chickens count?
I might explore that next, crazy bird people.
Who would beat a cat because it looked like Hitler?
And who would post such news?
https://www.timesofisrael.com/cat-beaten-because-it-looks-like-hitler/
Always go with Chairman Meow.
Okay, that was awesome.
Cats can make you gay --- ask Freddie Mercury
Perhaps, 100% of cats won't put up with the abusive nature of Jews.
Dogs will put up with a lot of abuse.
The dog-pilling is bizarre. They are encouraging women to have sex with their dogs. They claim that 1 out 10 women already do it. Which I won't dispute. I've met too many "dog girls" who seem too attached to their dogs.
https://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/2019/03/dogpilling-online-theory-women-rejecting-men-have-sex-dogs
Her : oh you have a cat? I'm more of a DOG girl myself.
Me : BYE!
Frequent speculation can make something seem more prevalent which in turn will affirm the belief that things are more commonly occurring. This can lead to further speculation. The thing is it will bleed into other groups which may leave an impression on girls especially in their teens. When you have a society will increasingly less moral qualms about adult activities less will shy away from what was taboo.
I don't know about that, I think Chelsea Clinton is actually pretty fucking moody.
A cat wont work for you. You must work for the cat. So an ideological impasse for the two creatures.
Why Jews wouldn't like cats?
DO CATS PROTECT YOU FROM DEMONS? https://www.spiritualunite.com/articles/do-cats-protect-you-from-demons/
Oy vey! Cats recognize we are demons!
They can't be re-tailed.
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This joke is claw-ying.
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Most cats come across as having a very self assured attitude like they're the royalty of the world, in between their bizarre playfulness, comically entertaining all around imo, but a terrible choice for anyone who desperately wants to feel superior and important, but dogs are the only true bonding companions thanks to thousands of years of evolutionary development in the relationship between man and canine, dogs are psychologically on the same level as a 4-5 year old human, a lot of people who have dogs really shouldn't
Heard they also dont like samurai.
Ha.
Didn't Egyptians like worship cats.
Didn't the Egyptians like... ha.
I think Mac Repair Guru Louis Rossman and his cat Blackberry is one. So, it's not absolute 0%.
That’s actually really far from the truth sorry lol oddly enough for some reason awhile ago I was looking up something and came across cats and Judaism ...
https://aish.com/cats-8-jewish-facts/
https://www.jewishboston.com/read/why-all-cats-are-jewish/ http://rooster613.blogspot.com/2014/11/the-jewish-view-of-cats.html?m=1
My favorite Rebbe has an opinion on everything. If a kid can't play with a toy in the shape of a cat, I guess you can't own a cat.
I don't think Jewsies need any more "pussy"fying.