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Jesus is all you need
posted 271 days ago by JesusIsTheLord 271 days ago by JesusIsTheLord +22 / -5

Hello

You don't need money

You don't need friends

You don't need an education

You don't need fast cars

You don't need a mansion

You don't need alcohol

You don't need drugs

You don't need women

You don't need technology

You don't need fancy meals

All you need is Jesus

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– Voiyce 4 points 271 days ago +4 / -0

Truth

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– Avoca 2 points 270 days ago +3 / -1

Nah. All I need is Psilocybin. Mushrooms have greater religious power than a mythical fictional character

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– HeyJesusBringMeABeer 1 point 270 days ago +1 / -0

It's the same thing.

Your "mythical fictional character" aka "king" aka "LORD"...is a magic mushroom.

Judas "killed Jesus" because he handed over the sacrament (evidence) to the court, revealing the secret. He gave up the juju.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross

Allegro argued that Jesus never existed as a historical figure but was rather a mythological creation of early Christians under the influence of psychoactive mushroom extracts such as psilocybin.

What do you think this is:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eucharist

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– JesusIsTheLord [S] 0 points 270 days ago +1 / -1

What if God only put that fungus on earth to wake you up to what was possible? What if you could exist in that state of grace and interconnected awareness perpetually?

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– Verfassungsschmutz 1 point 270 days ago +1 / -0

If Satan casts out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then will his kingdom stand? And if I cast out demons by Beelzebub, by whom do your sons cast them out? Therefore they shall be your judges. — Matthew 12:26-28

If you cast out the Jews by the King of the Jews, by whom do your sons cast them out?

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– Jalapeno_gringo 1 point 271 days ago +1 / -0

But some of those things are nice, just remember to keep Jesus first

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– JesusIsTheLord [S] 4 points 271 days ago +6 / -2

Necessity and novelty are two different things friend.

Jesus is all you need

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– Jalapeno_gringo 1 point 271 days ago +1 / -0

Need, yes.

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– Ep0ch 1 point 271 days ago +1 / -0

No, Solomon Grundy?

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– ZyklonShower -2 points 252 days ago +1 / -3

You don’t even believe in Jesus because you’re a Jew scum.

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– Voiyce 2 points 271 days ago +2 / -0

Jesus is nice too

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– PraiseGod 1 point 270 days ago +1 / -0

Amen brother. Nothing makes you more fulfilled than a loving relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ.

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– deleted 1 point 270 days ago +1 / -0
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– 2EyesOpen 1 point 269 days ago +1 / -0

.....and this chair.

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– AI_ML_Expert 0 points 271 days ago +1 / -1

What if I was born on an island and never exposed to the bible, ever? Theism is the rational path to "the good" in which all desirable properties of the life of Jesus (the greatest good) can be reasonably deduced with honest effort in truth seeking.

I agree with everything else.

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– deleted 1 point 270 days ago +1 / -0
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– ImBillCurtis -2 points 271 days ago +1 / -3

Gay.

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