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Jesus is all you need
posted 2 years ago by JesusIsTheLord 2 years ago by JesusIsTheLord +22 / -5

Hello

You don't need money

You don't need friends

You don't need an education

You don't need fast cars

You don't need a mansion

You don't need alcohol

You don't need drugs

You don't need women

You don't need technology

You don't need fancy meals

All you need is Jesus

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– Avoca 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1

Nah. All I need is Psilocybin. Mushrooms have greater religious power than a mythical fictional character

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– HeyJesusBringMeABeer 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

It's the same thing.

Your "mythical fictional character" aka "king" aka "LORD"...is a magic mushroom.

Judas "killed Jesus" because he handed over the sacrament (evidence) to the court, revealing the secret. He gave up the juju.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross

Allegro argued that Jesus never existed as a historical figure but was rather a mythological creation of early Christians under the influence of psychoactive mushroom extracts such as psilocybin.

What do you think this is:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eucharist

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– JesusIsTheLord [S] 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

What if God only put that fungus on earth to wake you up to what was possible? What if you could exist in that state of grace and interconnected awareness perpetually?

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