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posted 4 years ago by factdigger 4 years ago by factdigger +34 / -0
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– KekistanPM 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

"We need to reach herd immunity" becomes

"We need to use the vaccine to reach herd immunity" becomes

"We need 100% of the population vaccinated"

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– Inbredsandwich1 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Guy's probably held at gunpoint. Unfortunate how that wouldn't even be surprising to me anymore.

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– the-new-style 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I'm guessing it went like this

Epidemiologist Þórólfur Guðnason: The vaccines are over

Phone rings

President Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson: Þórólfur, the vaccines are back on

Þórólfur: But that's not based on science

Jóhannesson: You're right. It's based on assassination risk.

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– ChippingToe 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

"Remember Haiti's president? Yeah, we did that. Now do as you're told"

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– KarenKarenKaren 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Remember when the pirate party won the Icelandic elections? Now they’re cuckolds again

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– VaccinesCauseSIDS 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Is anyone else tired of hearing about “vulnerable” people?

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– gently_caress 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

With the level of bullshit we're dealing with, it means they're not even hiding.

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– Dorktron4Runner 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Big Pharma and the occult elite are a global group. I’m sad they wussed out.

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– Mrexreturns 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

It's a goalpost.

They will not stop until society devolves into feral, cannibal and half machine humans self-exterminating so the Elite can replace them with GMO test tubes and the Elite themselves becoming Gods.

They sold your future for godhood and if you do not stop them or didn't figure out how to, say goodbye to humanity as a nature.

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– arjunas1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

MONEY TALKS.

WTO: hey, hows that trade deal going w/ country xyz? anyway, so the board has been informed about what your CDC wants to do.

USA: want more american tax-payer money?

IMF: yo dawg, we know we debt-trapped you w/ that loan. were wondering if youd rather take a new lower or higher interest rate?

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– Hiromant 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Either the check cleared or he received photos of his grandchildren taken that day.

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