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The UFO report is out (www.dni.gov)
posted 4 years ago by Hiromant 4 years ago by Hiromant +44 / -5
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– ScutFarkus 32 points 4 years ago +35 / -3

Operation blue balls is now in full effect.

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– VaccinesCauseSIDS 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Best comment ive read all day

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– jubyeonin 21 points 4 years ago +21 / -0

lol

Eight pages to say "there's maybe something flying around but we don't know for sure."

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– Hiromant [S] 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

Nothing of substance.

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– Questionable 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

I downloaded it. I ain't bother reading it. Who thought that anyone would care about it?

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– Cheesemaker 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

This looks like a fresh college grad intern wrote the document.

It's a total joke that says basically: (1) This is really important (2) lots of agencies need to work together on it (3) most of the stuff we see is explainable (4) some of it isn't and (5) more research is needed.

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– Geek-the-Mage 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

They admit that the objects do exist now. That's something, isn't it? Now why would they admit it after 50 years of denial and ridicule?

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– MrEvangelon1 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Maybe the "ufos" for the past 50+ years were government projects and now they found the real deal.

Just speculating.

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– Hiromant [S] 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

The government likely has its own advanced tech but alien sightings go back decades. I'm reading Jacques Vallee's new book about the 1945 Trinity case where witnesses heard the crash and watched small non-human entities move around the craft for more than an hour.

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– Cheesemaker 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

They've always admitted the existence of unidentified flying objects (spelled out because people confuse it with aliens). A Chinese aircraft that they don't recognize is a UFO.

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– Geek-the-Mage 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Here they are admitting the existence of objects that can move in ways no known propulsion system can allow, as verified by multiple independent radar systems. They're not confirming it's aliens, of course, just that there are unexplained aerial phenomena (UAP) that need to be studied further. It's tantamount to admitting aliens exist because the technology is beyond anything known to be from humans. I don't believe in alien visitations to our planet, but I'm trying to explain the report in an unbiased way.

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– clemaneuverers 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

1 interesting part I see in scanning through is their mentioning of the phrase "breakthrough technology", which is a phrase that has generally always been classified as "woo". Strange to see it in an official document. They drop it in such a way as to try to cause fear though (of course, da Rooskies have UFOSs! oh no!!). IMO the document's purpose is to cause fear and confusion and to steer attention away from the idea that they could be a home-grown phenomenon.

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– CIAMM 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Remember when our government lied to us to try to prevent panic?

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– BarefootRunDMC 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Like it was yesterday. Oh wait it was.

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– Cheesemaker 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

"breakthrough technology", which is a phrase that has generally always been classified as "woo".

Except not. That phrase is used in practically every single publicly released DARPA/ONR/AFRL request for proposals and statement about what they do. It is an unbelievably commonly used phrase.

Hell, here is the mission statement for DARPA which uses the phrase in the first sentence: https://www.darpa.mil/about-us/about-darpa

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– ScutFarkus 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

Is your position that we have developed this technology on our own?

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– TownHallBall 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

My position is that I think they are probably extraterrestrial, but if they aren't they're ours. No way another country has air superiority and we're just cool with it. And no way another country doesn't beat their chests and proclaim they are better than the US Military. No way. It's either ours or otherworldly.

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– no_ez 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Wouldn’t it be funny if the aliens were two-timing everyone? “I swear I never would give this technology to anybody else you have my word. Just don’t tell anyone, ok?” Maury: “The lie detector determined that too was a lie.”

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– CIAMM 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

What rule of acquisition is this?

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– no_ez 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

The “All your bases are belong to us” rule

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– CIAMM 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Even more ruthless than the Ferengi?

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– Hiromant [S] 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

It could be a bit of both. There is plenty of credible eyewitness testimony of non-human beings exiting spacecraft (and leaving footprints in some cases) but there's also some good evidence the government has been cooking up its own breakthrough tech in black projects.

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– TownHallBall 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

That's what I'm saying. The black ops stuff we have would probably be unrecognizable to laymen. It's frustrating though bc I just want the truth.

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– ArcturianDeathTrap 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Nothingburger

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– Factsherrt 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Social engineering bs.

It’s the modern day lochness monster revamped.

Absolutely nothing ever comes out of any of this shit; it’s pure distractions so people can speculate and get thrown off course with how the world works. UFO opens doors to going to space and moon being plausible and facts are we never left earth ever nor have we been to the moon.

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– MrEvangelon1 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

The witness saw [redacted] move [redacted] and then [redacted].

Yea, such a great report.

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– DZP1 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

"The $75 million radar we buy can't tell whether it's swamp flying around in the shape of Chicklets. We think it's Bin Laden."

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– Filledwithfire 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

I’m not a ufo guy, but I knew that this was going to be the most bare-minimum-effort document any agency has ever concocted. No substance from the beginning.

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– jc99ta 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Warren Report = BS 9/11 Report = BS This = BS

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– deleted 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

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