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arjunas1 3 points ago +3 / -0

it is a conspiracy...

it is not a conspiracy theory.

... did i just turn into the "OMG. ITS NOT YOUR, ITS YOURE, YOU CUCKLESTARD?"

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • patriot party

  • "fed coin"

  • antifa, proud boys, boogaloo boys, blm, any generic dissenter marked as "domestic terrorist"

  • your mom if that bitch would reply to my emails

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

easy.

banks can refuse to exchange crypto for cash...

... or a downpayment on a mortgage, a car, any debt

... or a payment towards a credit card, loan

basically, banks can exclude crypto from transactions.

crypto is an asset. it is not a currency.

...... OR TULIPS. NEVER INVEST IN TULIPS.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

FEATURE-REQUEST...

can the text editor respect more than 1 carriage return?

or at least style paragraphs to have more top & bottom padding?

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arjunas1 3 points ago +3 / -0

FRACTALS...

a grain of sand is the mountain...

the mountain is the grain of sand.

  • manufactured perception of the EO signing
  • manufactured perception of the presidency
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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

AYYYY, GRANDMA SMITH...

we, the fed, understand you did some spring cleaning, hosted a yard sale and sold a rotary phone for 0.009837 fed coin.

believe it or not, you actually have to pay taxes on a yard sale.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

your mom told me hers is like a paper cut framed by a wisp of cotton candy.

not only did those beef-curtains look like harry potters birthmark, now my crotch is on fire.

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arjunas1 5 points ago +5 / -0

[[[ FED COIN IN A NUTSHELL ]]]

attention consumer-2501,

your monthly 2K has been deposited into your account. if you DO NOT use up the 2K by end of month, you will forfeit the remainder back to the federal reserve.

as always, from your omnipotent overlords,

gorelock (the impaler), zhefrit (the defiler), and larry (from accounting)

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

FIRST...

patriot party. cool. +1 pts to disrupting the status quo.

SECOND...

antifa... boogaloo (boogagay?)... touting left & right constituents need to combine against "THEM" and anyone else feeling the vibe but not aligning with either, will be TARGETED as domestic terrorists.

you heard it first. you heard it from me.

your mom.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

BUTT-STUFF.

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

REMEMBER...

this toilet-turd lied to our faces when he said he would not enforce a mask mandate.

at least ill have 4yrs watching biden/harris get their toes burnt.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

MY NIGGA. :D

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

the 'eye' piece should be in the middle (PINEAL, AMIRITE?!)... somehow with the RA/capstone.

** META EDIT **

DONT FORGET MOULDER.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

brave supports all my chrome extensions.

the move from chrome to brave was a breeze.

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

they need a "gotcha" to ban him from running in 2024.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

JOKES ON YOU.

i already knew you were gonna rick-roll me but i clicked anyway.

by pkvi
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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tier 6 - Neo-surfs

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arjunas1 6 points ago +6 / -0

conspiracy theorists = wear tinfoil hats

q anons = literally tinfoil tinfoil before and after tinfoil'ng their swimsuit area

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arjunas1 39 points ago +39 / -0

LITERALLY, HIGHEST VOTED PRESIDENT-ELECT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES.

also, 90% of mail-in ballots of military voters went to biden.

90%.

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