uh... my satire radar is broke.
but the geek, in me, wants validation.
spin up a server on aws & tell server to d/l file.
its all virtual. config a server w/ 2000 cpus & 1000 petabytes of storage.
if there is a large db in there, aws has a service called "red shift" that deals with immensely large dbs.
uh, ive been on a 18-month binge of "loosing my shit" over the fact NO ONE reports, cares, or even asks why there are no bio-hazard bins to dispose of used masks.
positive side effect: i aint the crazy one. finally. that took a sec but i worked through my shit.
simple.
i suffer from anaphylaxis. my doctor will confirm in excluded from the jab.
see your doctor. tell them you almost keeled over after eating something.
theyll give you a generic allergy test. most likely will not show an allergy to food.
keep straight w/ your story cause outside of "food allergies," there is a vast, vast quantity of environmental factors that can cause anaphylactic shock. these factors are also not very well understood or studied. your doctor wont know shit about them BUT will side w/ caution in your favor.
BOOM. youre welcome.
let me guess.... some jewish fuck held the insurance policy?