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PunchMeInTheBalls 11 points ago +11 / -0
  • sobs hysterically in Australian accent *

Why’d my grandparents let them take my bloody guns 😩

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PunchMeInTheBalls 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok, I’m not sure how or why I should be classed as a low iq imbecile?

Also what misinformation did I post?

Enjoy your shooting I guess? I’m not sure what to make of your comment.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 0 points ago +1 / -1

Brah I’m autistic but I’m not retarded, I don’t believe in dinosaurs- I believe in dragons. How big are dragons depicted? About twice the size of a crocodile? I agree with everything you said regarding dinosaurs not being real- you’re a gentleman and a scholar. Dragons are completely compatible with what you’re arguing, they wouldn’t fuck up the cycle of life. If whales can exist dragons definitely can.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ok, but as a geologist think about this. You know how hard it is to find dino fossils. By your own admission you’ve never done it once and it’s your career.

Are we supposed to be believe that a bunch of people back way back when, with no education or training, were skilled enough to find and collect dino fossils, and then managed to arrange them in logical skeletons, and then decided to base folklore of them? C’mon man, it’s nonsense. If you’re an ancient Chinese, or Welshman, or whatever you’re fucking busy. They had an infant mortality rate of like 30%! Death was everywhere, food was scarce, clean water was scarce. Life was a struggle. Ain’t no one wasting precious time collecting Dino fossils.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok, so are you denying dinosaurs existed or dragons too? Because yeah, dinosaur bones are almost certainly bullshit, but I’ve yet to see a good reason how all these isolated cultures invented the same dragon myth. I’m not sure about space, although there’s no way the moon landing happened.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, but what if one of your brother or sisters doesn’t forgive you? Because it says

Jesus said to them again, “Peace be with you. As the Father has sent me, even so I send you.” And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and said to them, “Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive the sins of any, they are forgiven; if you retain the sins of any, they are retained.”

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PunchMeInTheBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Moon landing is retarded as fuck. Mobile phone came out around ~ 2002 but you’re telling me they had the technology to build a rocket, guide it to the moon, build space suits capable of sustaining human life, these astronauts were then able to film it and talk almost live. Wtf?? I remember trying to use Skype 5 years ago, it was shit. Those motherfuckers Skyped us in the 60’s?!

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PunchMeInTheBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

💯

Next time a Mormon tries to tell me Jesus and his homies were chilling in America, just checking out cactuses and having orgies with native Americans in the desert ima be like “aight, maybe?”

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PunchMeInTheBalls 1 point ago +2 / -1

Do you mind me asking if you’re Christian? I only ask because I struggle to see how you can be Christian but reject Catholicism. For example Jesus tells his disciples to listen to people’s confessions. If they forgive them they are forgiven, if not the sins are retained. That seems SO much like the Catholic idea of confession. Protestants don’t seem to have a good answer to this when their faith is based so heavily on “accept Jesus into your heart and you’re saved!!”

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PunchMeInTheBalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a beautiful thing but also a tragedy. It’s surreal when you talk to people and they just sort of go blank and go “um, maybe.. people lose trillions of dollars all the time.. buildings just.. I don’t know? Maybe the towers were made out of weak steel?.. I don’t have an answer to how the paper passports didn’t get burned in a fire hot enough to melt buildings.. maybe the hijackers were just unlucky! Shut up! Shut up you conspiracy theorist!!”

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PunchMeInTheBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

One way I thought about it was it’s the ultimate way to promote peace and harmony and to prevent worship of race. For example, if Jesus was Swedish, there’d be temptation to put Swedes on a pedestal. “They’re tall, blonde AND Jesus was one of them! Imagine being Swedish! Best race ever!!”. But by having Jesus be a Jew it prevents that. The next time someone says “fuck, I fucking hate Mexicans. “, someone can say “bro, respect all races. Jesus was a jew for fucks sake”.

TLDR: if the best Man ever can come into humanity via the worst people, it gives hope to us all.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do believe it. I may have worded it in a confusing way but I do. I’ve heard of way too many people getting haunted by demons during sleep paralysis, and have them swear the only thing that saved them was uttering His name to not believe.

It’s just so confusing, and borderline hard to worship Jesus, thinking he’s related to the Jews of today.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but how do you choose who survives? I’d want intelligent, hard working, attractive people to survive. How do you pick them? Are they just doing it by area? Baltimore gets the real jab, Manhattan gets saline injections? Or are they somehow using DNA from 23andme etc?

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PunchMeInTheBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, see I haven’t completely ridden off depopulation. I mean, I get the temptation.

Could you imagine how wonderful the world would be with ~ 1 billion people? Imagine how much less pollution, less crowded. Go to a beautiful beach and don’t have beach towels everywhere. Don’t have the earth ruined by monoculture because it’s impossible to get enough meat to feed 7 billion people steak every night.

I definitely can understand why they’re doing this.I can’t figure out how though. Clearly the Elite aren’t really getting the jab. But they need for more than just them to survive. Say the Elite are around ~ 100 000 people? That’s not really enough to survive and even if they did go it alone, they’ll have to be butchering their own meat, cleaning their own toilets, repairing their own private jets etc.

There must be some mechanism they have in place to keep atleast some of us alive 🤔

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PunchMeInTheBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mm, I was thinking the vaccine was designed for mass depopulation but now I’m thinking it’s more about the vaccine passport.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 6 points ago +8 / -2

I live in a country where cops who have the same skin colour as me will beat the fuck out of me if I try to protest Covid bullshit legislated by politicians that are also white.

I’m sort of over the whole race thing. I just want freedom.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, he was solid. I read his biography. Motherfucker clawed his way to the top. Inspiring guy.

But nah, fuck the cunt. Nazi bitch.

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PunchMeInTheBalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

This HAS to be a joke, right?? I was holding my breath, waiting for some hilarious punchline.

Who would be dumb enough to be swayed by that melodramatic bullshit??