i hear ya.
is anything worth it?
water when youre thirsty?
food when youre hungry?
one could have the opinion that water aint worth it. worth... is a relative opinion, molded by mother nature & mother momma.
now try going w/o water, and youre gonna have a bad time.
now try going w/o pussy, and youre gonna have a bad time.
thousands upon thousands upon thousands of years of evolution, whether you believe it or not, has SURGICALLY architected the fatty meat burger sitting on the crown of your noggin.
UNLESS... youre a reptilian from zeta reticulli, no matter how much your conscious self says "yes, yes, yes," your subconscious, lipid crown has the final call.
dont suffer, bro.
be like water.
the irony... ?
its been argued, after we got tired of our tree-houses, wandering around n'shit, figure'n out fire n'shit, hunting/eating meat gave our brains that litlle extra-extra something.
and now, if anything, meat is gonna fart a hole through the ozone or some shit.
hypothetical:
ive got a glock-9 to your sweet, sweet nanna's temple. she made you cookies today cause... thats what nannas do and why theyre so beloved and so, so special. and the cookies are at the cusp of over-browning in the oven. nanna knows. nanna knows you know. i am chaotic-neutral. i am only here to deliver a message.
nanna tells you "oh, braveContrarian. its so good to see you. its been sooo long. are you hungry? i can whip up a carbonara in a jiffy, sweet-heart. oh, theres someone from russia who downloaded themselves into my computer. could ya believe that? they want $500 dollars or theyre gonna blow up the computer ... and my blanket collection is in the same room and you know how i feel about my blankets since your pa-pop passed last year cause of that springtime cold-snap."
she also says "braveContrarian, this young man here says if you join the CIA we all can have hot chocolate & cookies. oh, theyre your favorite cookies, too. can you be a nice boy to nanna and join the CIA?"
CHECK.
when in doubt, BE DUMB; YOU DUMMY.
just play dumb. pretend like you forget everything, all the time.
ASS-HATS want you to sign shit? well... aight... but cause youre so dumb, it might finna take 8 weeks and when they ask you whats up? you might tell'em for some reason you just started eating the papers.
be of the retard. grunt like the autist.
KEY POINT... YOU SO FUCKN RETARDED, YOURE NEITHER SAYING "YES" OR "NO" TO THE OPPOSITION.
... cause youre dumb.
being dumb will be dismissed in court. being dumb is the antithesis of evidence.
be dumb.
when its 1: who gives a shit
when its 2: the fuck?
when its 3: oh shit
dragon lady, few months back, alerting the same thing.
agreed, its a wish-washy, by the seat-of-our-pants TURD-SHOW, fo'sure.
some hyperbole. conjecture. karen'isms... and other schmutzy actions.
it is truly a global shit-show.
... with a 24-hour-anamorphous schedule of crisis after crisis after crisis.
then i remind myself, there are evil (and smart fucks) fucks at the helm.
and as the lizard king puts it...
-> CRISIS
-> REACTION
-> SOLUTION
those well-dressed fucks on the hill are salivating for an opportunity to pass official decree, executive order... FUCK, AN AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION.
who fuckn knows but the last 18 months has shown me "why the fuck not."
Y0... we need to start a crowd-funder for a walker or scooty-puff for axo.