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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or they can just say "But I AM honoring my oath. You're just too stupid to understand it."

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Experimental researchers be like (guy in orange shirt hiding behind tree wringing his hands in anticipation)

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only thing close to an assault on Jan 6th I'm aware of was the murdering of an unarmed veteran by law enforcement.

Unless police waving people into the Capitol building is a form of assault...

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

And it seems that the person who currently owns it likes to center the attention on themselves and their thoughts.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless it's an unarmed veteran who was waved into a federal building by police. Then t's okay to shoot them.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Option 3: Play a video-game with lots of entertaining physics bugs

(Slams option 3)

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

"But we need water for the almonds!"

"Massive wildfires are only caused by power companies and cigarette smokers!"

"If another endangered bug dies then we could be in real trouble!"

They deserve what they get, but it's a shame that it affects everyone else too.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Well obviously social distancing and masks eliminated influenza, thus proving both are very effective!"

So how did Covid keep spreading?

"People who didn't wear masks were spreading it."

How could those people spread Covid and not influenza?

"They're different things!"

But both go right through masks.

"...JUST SHUTUP AND TAKE THE DAMN VAX!"

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yo dawg I hurd you like boats so we put seven boats on your boat.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not the Russian Hackers you should be worried about...it's the Cyber Ninjas!

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

THANK YOU for being the first post I've ever read anywhere that not only cites disbelief in the supposition that we are in a "pandemic," but also a compelling reason for it.

When normies just read or hear someone say "there's no pandemic" or "nobody died from the virus," it's enough to cement normies into thinking they're crazy. But when you say "I don't believe we fit the definition of a pandemic because..." they might listen further...operative word being "might" because of the 24/7 scaremongering from all other media.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Couldn't have anything to do with the change in how PCR tests were done when Biden took office...

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

God: "Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh." "Be fruitful and multiply, "

Crazies: "Everyone sterilize, have sex with hundreds of partners in your life, have sex with people of the same gender, have sex with people who mutilated their genitals, shack up without marrying, force the entire world to accept your sexual preferences, and use lots of medication to mask your unhappiness."

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

The left: "How dare that kid be suicidal! They/them are causing bad publicity for transgenderism that could hurt the movement! They need to be censored!"

Google/Facebook: "We're on it."

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm honestly puzzled by that picture. I can see it messaging that he wants to lie with statistics, but I could also see it messaging that he has it for the opposite motivation to try not to lie about them...

Either way if I were his photographer I'd say "...are you sure you want that book in the picture?" ... and then I'd say "Can I get a free license for Windows and Office 365?"

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

It also came up in Intellectuals and Society by Thomas Sowell (or maybe it was Basic Economics?).

He cited two conflicting news stories about what seemed to be the same economic trend; then proceeded to break them down and reveal how both were accurate about their own facts but wrong about their conclusions.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Still more reliable than social media because you don't get any disinformation about people.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought pride month was this month given how both my employer and the contractor we're working with are offering free pride shirts to all their employees. A number of employees are giddy for it like kids before Christmas day, too.

I like my job and prefer to stay...but if they ever make this sort of thing mandatory, I'm not afraid to say goodbye either.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

The left: "Killing yourself with a drug overdose following severe depression is better than giving covid to someone else you selfish asshole!"

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time for her to play the "I did absolutely nothing wrong, but I'm going to step down so I don't distract my office from doing the business of the people" card.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good luck getting a payment processor for that.

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