I hope everyone enjoys their new subscription-based immune system.

I want to reason with people, but I don't have the words for someone who believes "I feel like complete shit after taking this vaccine that is supposed to keep me from feeling like complete shit, and I can't wait to do it again!" Or "My daughter died after her vaccine...it's almost definitely just a coincidence but if it weren't then I have no regrets because it could have been worse."

"We're sure it's not the jab, but we think people being injured after taking the jab for coincidental and mysterious reasons should be compensated. Because we're nice people."

They're always on the offense. More of their opponents are switching from defense to offense. They don't know how to handle it, and they can't stand it.

Covid is so amazing. It can spread through and kills its host with no prior symptoms almost instantly, it spreads in crowds but not in social justice protests, it doesn't go through masks despite being small enough to do so, and in a number of cities it's only potent during curfew hours!

I was watching a streamer play a party game a couple days ago, and at least every five minutes one of the players would make some nasty quip about Trump.

You know Biden is bad when the only defense that lefties have for him in every news story ever is "But, but Trump..." Even when Biden flat out said he didn't know where he was in a public event, instead of admitting he may have dementia or that he's unqualified to even run a hot dog stand, their response was..."But, but Trump..." Though it did take a few years for them to stop injecting GWB into everything after he stepped down, too.

They probably did what one of my liberal friends did when I showed them indisputable proof of Obama screwing something up years ago...."Wow! That's not right!....so anyways...."

Make 'em squirm, Kyle. Win or lose, make 'em squirm.

And right on schedule, our savior Dr. Fauci is telling everyone to be ready for everything.

Look over in the distance...no way over in the distance...do you see that glimmer right at the horizon?...those are the goalposts still moving away.

ThIs Is NoRmAl!!! ReMeMbEr PoLiO aNd SpAnIsH fLu???

The whole thing seems sus to me. If 82% of all pregnant women everywhere had miscarriages after taking any version of the jab, it would be a SUPERMASSIVE BOMBSHELL that could not possibly be ignored no matter how hard big tech tried.

Google had better get in front of this and make all the results look favorable for the jab!

We're still nutjobs for thinking they do.....until CNN reports "Here are 14 good things about how the vaccine changes our DNA."

And we're also nutjobs for thinking Atrazine turns frogs gay, even though U.C. Berkeley did a story suggesting it's happening, because Alex Jones must be crazy.

"Why do I need the jab if I already defeated 'Covid' with natural immunity?"

"JUST TAKE THE DAMN JAB"

"Can you even show me what the isolated 'Covid' virus looks like?"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"But the science is evolving REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Last I checked, the flu was counted as a comorbidity of "death by covid" according to the CDC.

"It reads 'potential' meaning there were probably less! And even if it's true, that's only a small percentage of the 324782347239749283748293 people who got vaccinated!!!"

-- Branch Covidians

What happened, did letting the "95% had multiple comorbidities" cat out of the bag ruin the narrative?

Completely true, but if I were a frustrated student I'd have a little fun:

1. Send a message to a friend saying something like "March 3rd is the day."

2. Every couple days exchange cryptic messages like "You got the thing ready?" "Yeah." "Awesome. This is gonna be so big..."

3. As the date approaches, send more messages that are even more cryptic like "Raven has phoned home. We're a green light." "The spaghetti is in the pot." "The butter is on the bottom side of the bread."

4. Consider it a small victory if the principal calls you and your friend to the office separately. Consider it a huge victory if the school shuts down on the appointed day.

"We wouldn't be locked down five years after the virus if people wore masks and stayed home!!!"

The other eight-five percent are either the people who run government or haven't been paying attention.

Cue the "c'mon do something" meme...except we don't do something...and they'll respond by doing something and making it look like we did it.

"If you don't take the jab there's a very small chance you could die from covid! But even a very small chance could affect your family so you definitely need to take the jab!!!"

"So what if there's a very small chance you could die from the jab!? It's such a small small chance that it almost definitely won't happen to you! Stop fearmongering and take the jab!!!"

You know somebody out there probably read all that and thought "Manufactured on dairy equipment? I don't know if that's good for my baby..."

actually, the death rate is 7%

actually, the death rate is 3%

actually, the death rate is 90% (yes, people have told me this)

actually, the death rate is 1%

actually the death rate is 0.1%

actually the deaths are everyone who died from covid

actually the deaths are everyone who died with covid

"IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY DIED AND HOW, THE MAGIC NUMBER IS 650,000 SO DON'T DISRESPECT THEIR MEMORIES BIGOT!!!!!"

Well, what about the 80,000 who died from H1N1? Didn't you disrespect them by not wearing a mask or social distancing that year?

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

I remember how all the Dems in the leadership and at the grassroots level swooned over Obama...it made me think about how much more influential the Anti-Christ will be. I think that person will be so charismatic and so clever at lies that he will win over a lot of based people...especially when he briefly "brings peace" to the Middle East.