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In SorosRothschildBloombergistan, if your kid wears the "wrong" shirt, you get blacklisted. (media.conspiracies.win)
posted 1 year ago by Don_Keebaughs 1 year ago by Don_Keebaughs +38 / -0
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– BeefyBelisarius 7 points 1 year ago +7 / -0

Well, that settles it. I'm planting watermelon in my garden this year.

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– Shitheel5000 19 points 1 year ago +19 / -0

I'm going to be a watermelon farmer.

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– Jalapeno_gringo 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Ross Chastain...

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– Shitheel5000 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

I don't know who that is so I used the Google. The very first picture they showed me was absolutely in context. I don't know why the guy has a watermelon though. Is that like the milk/champagne celebrations at the end of the race?

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– Jalapeno_gringo 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Watermelon farmer that got to the top level NASCAR series. His trademark is smashing a watermelon when he wins

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– Shitheel5000 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Gotcha. Almost makes me want to watch.

Not quite though.

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– whatlike_withacloth 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

I was still harvesting Sugar Babies up into the New Year. My daughter (and chickens) ate the last few from last year earlier this week. Little did I know I was doing God's work.

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– Shitheel5000 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

I grew some from the cheapest seeds I could find on Amazon.

Not recommended. Tiny melons with tons of seeds.

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– whatlike_withacloth 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

I always get some from the local shop(s) or grow from seeds I harvested the previous year. My garden is weird - 2 years ago I was overflowing with huge Charleston Grays, but last year it was the Sugar Babies that dominated and persisted. Sugar Babies are small and probably have the same amount of seeds as a big melon (so proportionally more seeds), but they're super sweet as the name implies, and that gives them an extremely forgiving harvest range. I.e. if you get them a little early or if it frosts before they're fully ripe, they'll still have a good flavor.

Anyway just research whatever variety you're buying. I find all seeds are pretty cheap for the yield (like $1.29 for some 50 seeds which yield at least as many melons if you have the room). Holy shit I just checked Amazon and it's like $7/100 seeds... you're overpaying for sure. Still I mean, a small investment for how easy melons are to grow.

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– CaptPenguin 11 points 1 year ago +11 / -0

#jewfragility

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– Entropick 8 points 1 year ago +8 / -0

Fire extinguishers, now watermelons?! What doesn't offend the chosen ones.

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– WeedleTLiar 9 points 1 year ago +9 / -0

Israel: We have a divine right to exist.

Also Israel: Watermelon has defeated us

:(

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– VaccinesCauseSIDS 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

Fuck Israel

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– MCMoneyPants 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Maskholes everywhere. Might as well be a pacifier.

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– Michalusmichalus 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Too bad, sooooooooo sad.

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