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Chinese spy balloon my ass 😂, that's a damn "Sattelitte" falling out of "orbit". (media.conspiracies.win)
posted 2 years ago by FallenNephilim 2 years ago by FallenNephilim +29 / -6
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– deleted 9 points 2 years ago +15 / -6
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– Allas8 9 points 2 years ago +12 / -3

You can tell it is real because it looks so fake.

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– YuuugeAsshoe -2 points 2 years ago +6 / -8

Lol pkvi probably thinks that tesla is really in orbit.

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– TallestSkil -2 points 2 years ago +1 / -3

proven lies are true if I spam them enough

Fellate a shotgun.

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– no_ez 6 points 2 years ago +8 / -2

Yeah, Chinese are gonna use a fuckin’ balloon attached to a giant antennae—get real. Are they shopping at acme with Wile E. Coyote!?

Russia had this, like 80 years ago: IT HAD NO MOVING PARTS OR BATTERIES.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_%28listening_device%29

Anyone with intelligence-level tech capabilities knows how can turn any TV, alexa, or cellphone into a listening device.

But yeah, it’s dem damn Chinese again!

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– Lasereyes -3 points 2 years ago +6 / -9

you don't know that satellites are balloons?

oh shit, the jew worshippers have arrived

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– TallestSkil 5 points 2 years ago +7 / -2

I don’t know things that are false; correct.

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– Lasereyes -2 points 2 years ago +4 / -6

You worship jew lies and pretend they are reality, like space travel, evolution and space travel.

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– TallestSkil 3 points 2 years ago +7 / -4

you’re a jew because I can’t read your posts

you’re a jew because you posted truth that I can’t refute

you’re a jew because truth hurts my feelings

you’re a jew because I have no argument against what you said

you’re a jew because I have no refutation for what you said

you’re a jew because I don’t like what you said

you’re a jew because everything you said is against jews

you’re a jew because you want every jew on Earth exterminated

you’re a jew because you say things jews are forbidden from saying

you’re a jew because I am too weak and cowardly to accept reality

Scream for me, bitch. No one falls for your fed spam here.

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– Lasereyes -4 points 2 years ago +1 / -5

You are the jew pedo worshiper. Not me. You are too dumb to detect their lies, so they use you as their useful idiot. Retards like you hold back humanity.

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– TallestSkil 4 points 2 years ago +5 / -1

you’re a jew because I can’t read your posts

you’re a jew because you posted truth that I can’t refute

you’re a jew because truth hurts my feelings

you’re a jew because I have no argument against what you said

you’re a jew because I have no refutation for what you said

you’re a jew because I don’t like what you said

you’re a jew because everything you said is against jews

you’re a jew because you want every jew on Earth exterminated

you’re a jew because you say things jews are forbidden from saying

you’re a jew because I am too weak and cowardly to accept reality

Scream for me, bitch. No one falls for your fed spam here.

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– Lasereyes -3 points 2 years ago +1 / -4

You are the one spamming. You're also the dumb bitch. Do some research instead of always embarass yourself. Stop being a useful idiot for the jew, who attacks the white race and holds humanity back

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– JP_TheKookyShrink 0 points 2 years ago +3 / -3

No, you don't know that satellites are balloons.

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– Lasereyes -2 points 2 years ago +2 / -4

I know everything. I am not a loser like you.

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– JP_TheKookyShrink 0 points 2 years ago +2 / -2

No, you don't know that satellites are balloons.

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– Taitersalad12 -1 points 2 years ago +2 / -3

Satellites are just balloons

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– no_ez -1 points 2 years ago +2 / -3

FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED

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– Lasereyes 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

yeah, you believe pedo feds instead of trust your own senses. You're a retard

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– Lasereyes 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

nothing dumber than an atheist

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– annamaga 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

maybe it's the ISS....

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– deleted 3 points 2 years ago +5 / -2
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– Tulluck 3 points 2 years ago +4 / -1

they will never stop. even if they are SHOWN it's not flat, they will always always come up with something to explain to their delusional minds it's just a projection

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– TallestSkil 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

They’ll stop when they’re banned. We need to demand that they be removed permanently from the board.

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– Lasereyes 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

You are the one on the jew side. If anyone should get banned, it's you retards helping the jews fight the white race

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– deleted -1 points 2 years ago +2 / -3
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– Lasereyes 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

My iq is 137. What's yours?

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– Lasereyes -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

You don't have to come here and proclaim your ignorance bro. Just stay in your cave.

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– deleted 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1
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– Lasereyes -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

But you're the retard. Guess you are too dumb to even tell that

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– deleted 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1
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– Lasereyes 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

My side is the truth. You placed yourself out of that tribe.

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– deleted 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1
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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Nope. I am the Flat Earth Chad. You're the globetard.

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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I speak 5 languages. KEK

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– TallestSkil 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

Don’t worry, you’ll kill yourself in under 5 years.

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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I won't. I'll still be fighting for the white race. Against you people who are fighting for the jews.

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... continue reading thread?
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– BionicCheeseBurger 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1

Gotta do something about those COMMIES!! Looks like a job for BioniCCheeseBurger!!

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– AuntieSamItis 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Let's just assume that the narrative is true. What does THAT say about NORAD and their intercept capabilities?

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– YuuugeAsshoe 2 points 2 years ago +11 / -9

There is no such thing as Orbiting Satellites. They only float around on helium balloons. They don't want the public to figure out the earth is flat and domed, and the infinite void of space is fake. The Chinese cover story is just to hide the fact the only thing close to a 'Satellite', floats around on balloons.

https://youtu.be/ZgcT_aSXFXM

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– KarlMartell 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Are those balloons invisible?

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– YuuugeAsshoe 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

No, they get spotted when they cross in front of the moon or when they malfunction and decend in the wrong area. You know, I've never seen you take a stance that doesn't align with the establishment which is odd for a conspiracy forum.

https://youtu.be/ZgcT_aSXFXM

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– JP_TheKookyShrink -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

I'm a contrarian, so I just believe the opposite of what normal people belive on everything. It makes thinking really easy because I can just shut my brain off!

Wew lad

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– Songofsixpence 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

So Elon Musk would surely know this. Why doesn't he say anything?

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– YuuugeAsshoe 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Why do you expect elon to be honest? He's one of the richest men in the world (publicly). Most of his net worth was built through government funding. His quote about the orbiting tesla video, "You can tell its real cause it looks so fake." Was simply a response to all the autists online pointing out it is CGI. Why do you trust him?

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– Songofsixpence 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I don't trust him. I do think he has done some good for the world regarding Twitter. I don't think he is evil like so many "elites" are. I can see him keeping quiet about space to protect his interests. But if he wanted to improve the world with free speech, why wouldn't he want to improve the world by telling us the truth?

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– YuuugeAsshoe 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Elon has expressed his interests in using Twitter to form a system like the Chinese app Huawei. Which is basically a do everything in one app for payments, social media, news, ID etc... I don't know if elon drinks adrenochrome like many elites but his mother was an overt luciferian. Twitter has barely rolled back on its censorship and I think that is only temporary.

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– FallenNephilim [S] -1 points 2 years ago +8 / -9

My man knows what's up 👍, Flat Earth is the one true conspiracy that causes everything else to make sense and why the powers at be do what they do.

All the people who have came to this realization were all once hardcore dick sucking Nasa fan boys and are more knowledgeable on the heliocentric model than the people to claim to "know it". IE what they've been told since birth.

If more than half of the majority of the population believes in something then it's considered the truth.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/LIS4ev3uPDOn/

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– Vlad_The_Impaler 4 points 2 years ago +8 / -4
  1. I think flat earthers are unfairly mocked and ridiculed by pseudo-intellectual frauds and arrogant pricks

  2. The recent video of NASA supposedly blowing up an asteroid looked fake as fuck. https://www.bitchute.com/video/qllzGyEsCbDJ/

  3. Some of the shit here looks convincing. The fucking space station does indeed look like a fucking model some dork made with cement glue. https://communities.win/c/Conspiracies/p/16a9qQAMme/bloopers-in-space/c

  4. Claims that NASA "lost the technology" and that they erased the tapes with actual footage and other shit makes NASA seem more bogus.

  5. LUNAR MODULE / MOON LANDER looks like it was made out of debris from a back alley dumpster. Looks fake as fuck. Poor rivets in sheet metal, aluminum foil and other silly shit supposedly upholding to the vacuum of space.

  6. The fact that the earth spins and orbits sun and moon spins and orbits earth and yet we only ever see one side of the moon seems bogus to me. The globe theory explanations are unconvincing and wants me to believe moons spins and orbits just perfectly so that the far side never reveals itself to earth? I don't buy it.

Stuff like the ice wall, explanations of sunrise and sunset, explanations of ships disappearing in horizon are unconvincing Flat Earth theories for me so far.

Both models leave me asking questions. Also, NASA does seem fake as fuck these days.

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– FallenNephilim [S] 2 points 2 years ago +4 / -2

Werner Von Braun a "genius" Nazi scientist who directed 12 Moon missions and all the shit he suppsoldy done just so happens to put one little Bible verse on his Tombstone. Psalms 19:1...

"The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork."

The firmament is the "Dome" that surrounds flat earth.

I'd say Werner Von Braun gave us his death bed confessional.

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– tittysprinkles24 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1

Had to look this up for myself. I couldn’t believe it when I saw his grave 🥴

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– TallestSkil -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

You’d be wrong. Drink bleach.

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– YuuugeAsshoe 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

The encircling icy landmass is a pretty easy one to prove. Millions of people have circumnavigated the earth east to west. Obviously I think they are making a circle around the north pole on our plane. No one has ever circumnavigated across the south pole and come out the other side of earth. A flight from Perth AU to Buenos Aires would have the shortest path across the middle of Antarctica. But try it yourself and watch what flight routes come up when you book it; it makes perfect sense on a FE map. https://youtu.be/WOl3uf2SeNU

Have you seen any of the vids of ships disappearing over the horizon from the bottom up, then they use a nikon p1000 to zoom in and bring it back into full view? It's just an optical effect. Besides ships over the horizon is kind of irrelevant when people view objects all the time that should be hidden behind the earth curve such as lighthouses, islands, mountains, skyscrapers. And the military has targeting systems (lasers) that target objects a couple hundred miles beyond what should be possible geometrically. Here is an observation I made myself that should be impossible, message me privately if you want more specifics on the sighting. https://communities.win/c/flatearthresearch/p/16ZXQp6ItT/flat-earth-observation-san-cleme/c

The sun is the most difficult one because there is so much unproven about it. How big is it? how high? does the firmament effect its light distribution? Does it have a physical location, or is it some sort of projection that depends upon the observer? I don't know for sure and it was the hardest thing to explain about FE. How can you possibly experience night if the sun is moving over a plane? I was convinced by watching many videos that offered demonstrations and simulations. Here is a playlist, that's the best I can do. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyHwsN1Rg4IqA_ZqjXvtHsjLlksN_CS8u

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– Vlad_The_Impaler 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

nah man it looks like it sets over the horizon consistent with global earth theory.

The sun or moon do not fade away into distance like flying objects.

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– TallestSkil -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

perspective

Angular diameters can never be negative. Go swimming in heavy water.

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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Space is water. Do you believe you can fly to the moon?

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– Tulluck 0 points 2 years ago +2 / -2

but see? this is why flat earth is stupid to talk about.

if the earth was on an infinite plane or something, w/e the fuck you want to call it...ok? who cares really . that doesn't effect my life.

however, governments conspiring to control my life, while organizations like the cia and many other groups like that...while evil fuckers in charge calling the shots to try and subvert as many people as possible on THIS planet..DOES effect my life. very much.

so i would much rather talk about shit happening HERE RIGHT NOW on this earth that effects us rather than some stupid wild eyed theories about the shape of the fucking earth and other planets -_-

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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Do you believe in space travel?

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– TallestSkil 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Do you believe your masters won’t murder you as a reward for spamming their shit?

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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I don't have any masters. I am a white guy fighting for the white race.

Do you believe you can fly to the moon?

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– Clobro 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Hilarious.

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– glownigger8675309 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

wait... THAT'S what the (((media))) has been calling a chinese balloon? haven't seen the picture until now.

jfc... normies are fucking morons. maybe the "elite" are right about useless eaters. maybe i should join the deep state. is there a branch of the globohomo/cabal that doesn't prey on children or any of that other fucked up shit?

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– Veri_ 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

That's definitely a balloon. You can even see the trail of swamp gas that's powering it.

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– Ep0ch 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

It's Roswell

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– wereonit 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

This is the best explanation that I've seen. Solar panels UNDER the balloon doesn't make sense to me.

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– Needmorepopcorn 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

BUSTED

https://files.catbox.moe/e72wq1.mp4

Space is fake and gay.

Low earth orbit is all they've got.

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– jack445566778899 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Space is fake and gay.

True.

Low earth orbit is all they've got.

If that were true, they wouldn’t need the balloons!

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– AI_ML_Expert -2 points 2 years ago +3 / -5

Flat earthers are faggot feds. Tax dollars well spent. They use army folks (retards) to write up this shit. Same with the racism talk.

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– Tulluck 1 point 2 years ago +4 / -3

flat earth is a psy-op made to disrupt the conspiracy community and make EVERY conspiracy theorist look like a nutwagon

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– AI_ML_Expert 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1

Faggot feds are delivering the content, retard

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– TallestSkil 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

That’s what he said.

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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +3 / -2

Says the retard who believes he's spinning on a giant ball flying through space.

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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +3 / -2

Good goy.

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– InfidelCastro11 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

Racist feds? That's a pretty retarded take

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