Long story short I have a retarded family member who's a nurse who works on the covid Floor.. who had covid.. and 3 clot shots.. is making a big stink about me being unvaccinated and is causing a big stink regarding Christmas dinner.. she's basically trying to convince everyone and demanding I take a rapid test in my own fucking house.. I will absolutely not bend my knee for fucking anyone.. literally said GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PYSCHO BITCH... Which caused a huge fight between me and my SO.. and now the paycho nurse is harrassing the rest of the family who do not give a shit about me being unvaccinated.. I said to her I really don't give a fuck if you're vaccinated and surrounded by covid patients all day.. why the fuck are you concerned about me?.. anyways.. I'm not shoving that shit up my nose.. should I swab some spit?... Blow my nose and swab that?.. swab some cum? Some fruits maybe?.. I don't give a fuck if I get a positive result.. or a negative.. I just don't want an inconclusive result.
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Don't take the fake test, tell her to go fuck herself, again.
Time to separate from the toxic family members in your life. You’ll be much happier.
You fake it by throwing the test at her face and tel her to go fuck herself. Why would you want to spend your holidays around such person?
Wipe it on the dirty mask she wears for 40 hrs a week and hangs on her windshield mirror and the dirty scrubs she wears into grocery stores.
but THATS definitely good for germs am i right?
Take a dump, and dip the tip in the turd, and then tell her you did an anal swab to be extra thorough.
She doesn't get to make the rules for your house. I think being calm, civil and firm would be a better response than telling her off.
I absolutely don't want to take it... Her narrative has changed to "WE ALL HAVE TO DO A RAPID TEST"
Everyone has agreed.. except for obviously myself because they just simply do not want to hear it anymore.
I almost want it to turn out positive so I can be left the fuck alone.
You probably dug yourself into a hole with your SO by losing your temper and yelling. Going through the motions of taking a test but sabotaging it just seems like digging yourself deeper. Perhaps try apologizing for the outburst to your SO and then her sister, and then either decide to take the test properly, or politely refuse and clearly set the terms of being a guest of your household? That could either be you "being left alone", or them choosing to either respect and tolerate your choices or not be welcome, but it's up to you and your SO.
u/Clobro
This is the most mature response here. You still have to go back to family in the end. And your SO has her own family. Nurse is pushing your buttons -> you react -> feel guilty about your outburst -> comply (females are good at this eh?). Don't burn your relationships by reacting. Just politely say no if that's what you decide. She has no power to physically force you. You'll prevail if you're stronger willed.
Maybe the nurse really is convinced you will get hurt without vaccines, and is getting frustrated you're putting yourself in harm's way. People who have family members who gamble, drink etc. must go through this kind of frustration too. Men tend to fight directly. Being a woman, she's using female tactics of manipulating you through people. Just tell her the family dynamic was all good until she tried using them against you, and now she'll create a rift between you and your SO if she's doesn't stop. You should get your other family members to agree not to let something they didn't care about create a rift and that no matter what, family > ideology. She'll get mad getting sidelined, just don't take the bait.
If you prevail, and she doesn't care about you, she'll distance herself. If she doesn't distance herself, then she's was probably doing out of concern for you and you shouldn't hold it against her.
Quit swapping between Alpha Chad and Beta Bitch.
If you said no, say no. If she cries, that's her tear ducts. It's not your job to make her happy. You don't have to be rude, but there's no reason to compromise for someone who's clearly hysterical.
Be a man. Tell her sit down, shut up, and to pretend that she enjoys the holiday.
tell her to fuck off and go suck the government's giant cock . "jab me harder, daddy!". and be done with it. it's not about a test, it's not about her caring about you. It's about compliance and getting others in on the brainwashing. tell her to grow the fuck up and stock sucking the elite's cocks
Piss on a pregnancy test, and show her the negative result.
Ban her from your house and move on
Tell her to go fuck herself, don't appeal to her authority.
But that being said, look at this channel: https://www.tiktok.com/@simplycovid
"Inconclusive" is really really hard to get. Mostly anything will turn some result.
Sorry to hear about your genetics.
Not blood related luckily haha.
Tell her you take Ivermectin or Quercetin or something as anti-viral prevention: https://c19early.com/ If you don't, you should consider it ;-)
You sound really stupid and really juvenile. You don't want to get the vaccine -- cool, that's your choice. But maintaining human relationships and dealing with family is all about compromise. Who cares about getting a fucking rapid test? A nurse touches your nose with a q-tip and you get a text like 30 minutes later. Are you that much of a pussy?
LOL "are you that much of a pussy!?"
"cmon pussy! get the jab!"
"cmon pussy! get in the train!"
"cmon pussy! go to the quarantine camp!"
scared little twats like you are the reason this useless shit is still going.
i’m not getting them either. i don’t trust the companies (who popped up out of absolutely nowhere and are definitely collecting sensitive information that they have no business having) who are performing the tests.
this is one of those “i’m a stupid fuck” comments for sure.
In this thread...
Unbelievably stupid
Moron
Low IQ
Well, aren't you the jackass who is smarter than everyone else. I suppose we are blessed with the presence of a genius?
Saying you're smart is like saying you have a big dick, everyone knows the opposite is true.
Lol, continue on, put some tears on the keyboard for shits and giggles.