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posted 4 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz 4 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz +4 / -11
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– Xaviermgk 8 points 4 years ago +9 / -1

Lasik gave me permanently blurry vision and halos around lights.

Yay Lasik.

Do you want me to take the vaccine next or something?

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– mvrak 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

You can get a replacement lens.

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– Xaviermgk 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

My brother wears glasses because he doesn't have the required corneal thickness for LASIK, and cannot wear contacts because of a serious eye infection.

I think it far sillier people who wear glasses but don't need them.

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– mvrak 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I wear glasses because I am undercover.

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– Clobro 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

When I was younger I was supposed to wear glasses.. got them etc never wore them.

Couple years later went for another check up and they were confused as to why I had a prescription for glasses if my eyes are fine. If you have some slight vision issues they may correct themselves... If you're blind as a bat your shot out of luck!

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– GizzardPuke 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Updooted for high shitposting quotient.

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– HeyJesusBringMeABeer 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Cool story bro!

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– free-will-of-choice 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

Malcolm X

Mal (male) X (death)...sleight of hand.

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– ScutFarkus -1 points 4 years ago +2 / -3

Annnnd now, it’s time for everybody’s favorite gameshow, Larp, shitpost, or Medtime!

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– ScutFarkus -2 points 4 years ago +1 / -3

We all know that I know that you know that I know that oh no I’ve gone crosseyed

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– ScutFarkus -2 points 4 years ago +1 / -3

Only when I want to increase my IQ by 20 points.

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