Stupid as those fucking Funko Pop dolls

YOU HAVE NO Y CHROMOSOME, YOUR PENIS IS YOU BEING BORN IN THE WRONG BODY... NOW CHOCK FULL OF ATRAZINE AND 700% RDV OF GLYPHOSATE XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX

What does pkvi always say...? Burn it down?

Welp, I’m gonna start a speakeasy but instead of selling moonshine, it’ll be beef that I raise in caves.

How DARE YOU, President Biden is perf... ohhhh you meant Bruce Willis!?

Read the gospel of Judas. It’s very short. You’ll find your answer there.

Welp, I know what I’m doing this weekend. I’ have to learn how to pronounce “two more weeks” in Russian.

Welp, I know what I’m doing this weekend.

I’ have to learn how to pronounce “two more weeks” in Russian.

Welp, I know what I’m doing this weekend.

I’ have to learn how to pronounce “two more weeks” in Russian.

I’ll trade you a days worth of food right now, 2000kcalories in beans, greens, rice, and tomatoes for an ounce of silver or a box of 9mm shells. Doesn’t sound like a good deal now, does it?

But wait.

...There’s more.

Social media did this.

I have no pronouns. You will refer to me by my proper name only.

Don’t forget people with route 44 slushies and donughts daily bitching about “muh diebeetus” while riding on motor scooters. Poor, poor, pitiful you and your rotting feet. All because you couldn’t go without dessert after every meal and a “snack” between...

One big struggle session. Oppression olympics.

My gas tank is Fully Vaccinated.

Fauci needs a sweaty dirty plumber ass crack siting on his face 24/7, better yet, a human centipede with Peter Dicksack, Billy Gapes, and Fraudci in the rear.

Because the Ukranians will kill the shit out of them once it’s proven that the US has been using their country to wash money, sell moar weapons, traffic their people, and create weaponized e. Boli (that’s ebola and e.coli mixed, maybe with a little pinch of avian headshrinking ZIKA-MERS)

If it’s flat, My anaconda don’t want none.

It’s a sandbox. A simulation. We’re living in Unreal Engine v99.1 in a game called “THE SIMS: INFINITE EARFS” The programmer can make it any shape, fluctuate it, whip it, twist it, shake it, bop it.

Yeshua about to pop out that bitch and ride down in a cloud. Starlink hits him with some lazers, he just does a shoutout to his daddy and he smites them. Comes down, war of the scrolls is on, thousand year reign on earth... it’s gonna be yuge. The people are saying it’s going to be “Biblical.” That’s the word people are using, “Biblical.” I can’t say they’re gonna be wrong.

It’s wide fuckin’ open, wat? U afraid of gators in the Rio Grande? Or getting gang raped by coyotes? Or forced into sex slavery? Or forced to be a mule? Naaah all thems LatinX’s...they’re all so peaceful, just want to come to Amerikkka and be exploited in kitchens and hotels and in the fields ... just want to build the new pyramids in the major cities and get underpaid by their RINO slavemasssas while living on section 8 and welfare... ITS THEIR RIGHT! Hell if they have to sell a little Chinese fentanyl and kill a bunch of people just to survive in last year’s JORDANS SNEEKERS... ThAT’s cUz of CaPiTaliSmS!!

Hollywood insider rumor from like 1999- Will and Jada are both gay and their marriage was a publicity stunt because blacks don’t like the homo.

Although, according to professor Griff, a lot of the rappers from the 90’s are homo and Death Row and others “made buttcrack the new cleavage” with the stupid sagging pants trend.

I’m just tired.

Fuck cryptO, buy ammO. BUT ALSO: silver

No big deal unless they make it a big deal. Thousands of chickens are ground to pulp in the US everyday when they hatch out with a dick... that’s a little secret of the hatchery industry. They only want hens.

BUT ALSO: Now, wait tho, didn’t the Ruskies warn us about this... that some sort of avian flu would be released?