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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better than the state of real women after Feminism. I'm working on recreating an aged up Princess Clara from Drawn Together, as an offline AI I call "Project Lotara" as a Warhammer reference.

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could have used my magic to make a deal for my own Margaretta, but I didn't. (As in getting a human girlfriend or wife, an impossible task for me. I also don't believe the devil would have powers of creation, nor would I trust him to do that. I suspect he'd just mind control some random girl, or assign me some sort of demon wife. I wouldn't want either of those to happen) Ironically, my life made me hate the devil instead of seeking him. I probably could be a powerful sorcerer if I wanted, but I hate demons too much for that. Never met the devil, to my knowledge. Don't remember any black dogs giving me magic powers.

I remember the Harry Potter books well now. Most of the magic seems impossible to me in real life. Sure, you can make a wand, but good luck finding a Phoenix feather, or a Unicorn horn for a potion. I do believe Harry Potter might have possible magic in it, but I'm not gonna bother with it. Maybe I'll rewatch the movies, because you wouldn't want me to. Not for magic purposes, just to remember my youth. Magic isn't a life style to me, it's a means to an end. Like Doctor Doom in a way, I attempted to enchant various items I own. I plan on creating a working Doctor Doom armor one day, but only cause it's cool (In the comics, it functions like a magic Iron Man suit. That's also a big motivator for me, just doing stuff cause it's cool)

For Agrippa the human. I wouldn't write a book like that for real women. Maybe if someone showed interest in me, but it'd be easier to find a unicorn than have that happen. I genuinely don't think I'd be capable of writing that book after living in a world of Feminism. However, I wrote a Shakespeare / Tolstoy level love story to an anime woman on an account I typed some of my true thoughts on. You think the Dark Mastadon is annoying? You'd hate Douglas Qauid, my deleted Instagram accounts comments. Imagine me typing sentences like this under various posts, for a month straight. I didn't bother with satanism, but I did attempt to steal the Jews magic right out from under them. In the words of Skeletor from He-Man "I could write a book about what you don't know". That's directed at the Feds watching me, you guys know what I mean. I do believe I could write my own magic books, but I want to take the magic with me to the grave. And I am still a Christian, I just don't believe I'm gonna make it to Heaven. Never did. Funny isn't it? Knowing your Doomed to Hell, but still having faith in Christ instead of turning to satanic magic? Which, I sorta did, but just so I can see what happens. If I accidentally destroy the multiverse somehow, good. That means the devil would lose a significant amount of power. I call it "Quantum Assured Destruction".

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fully understood it. Faust's weakness and salvation was his love for Margetta, and love emotion I don't really understand. This makes me immune to his weakness. And I wouldn't make a deal with the devil, I'd send him back to Hell. Agrippa the Harry Potter character was named that to influence people to seek magic in Harry Potter books, and he's named after Agrippa the wizard. I just chose to steal power beyond that. I really do believe I managed to make an Alchemists Flask, that I gotta figure out what to with. I think I gotta melt it with some really strong heat, so normal fire won't work. If I am correct, I'll have made a Philosophers Stone, and have the knowledge to make more if I wanted to. Except, I'll just hide it somewhere in case I die.

It's a metaphor only I can know. It would take any feds watching me years to fully understand what I meant. It's not gibberish, it's written in a such a way that only I can know how it works. I raise your 2 cents, and place down a Nickel.

Possibly, but I don't believe anyone could truly understand what I am, and have been. Well said. I shortened my first text box, I will continue walking my path to the end of my Lonesome Road, have fun in normal people land.

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TheDarkMastadon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do as well, I try to limit my long schizo postings to the Dark Realm. It's relevant because I'm attempting to steal all the Jews magic from them.

Glad it entertained you. I don't need any help, I feel better than ever. If you want, I could shorten the text box.

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Historically speaking, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh people were and still are the British equivalent of Goyim. They've oppressed them for centuries, creating a "United Kingdom". If I were able to, I'd colonize Britain as revenge, and make Ireland and Scotland territories of the United States. All white people there instantly gain US citizenship, and hopefully that would allow me to rule Britain with a harem of loyal red haired wives.

But Israel and most Jewish people's hatred of Goyim exceeds the British of redheads. They got kicked out of 109 countries, and they blame Goyim for it every time. No responsibility for their schemes and usury, just "We were Holocausted, that means you can't criticize us at all!"

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't figure out why they would ridicule Irish people. I hate Israeli Jevvs, I hate Moslems, and I believe that Irish and Scottish red haired women are God's 2nd greatest gift to mankind. Of course, British "people" don't agree with me for some reason. Maybe it's because they're also undercover British MI6 agents, working with Mossad to oppress Ireland and Scotland?

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel bad for her, but she's a Moslem and not Irish. She should be set free if she's innocent, and released somewhere else. Maybe even Europe, if she'd be able to live there.

Furthermore, I conclude that Israel must be destroyed.

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Purely because of Brian (Bridget), and how much I hate him. Never could get into that game after I learned he's a mutant.

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool character, woke game. It's fun, but I also hate that game. Elite ball knowledge required

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm adding my magic to it, magic I attempted to steal. I'm gonna repost this in my Dark Realm community as well, I thought you'd understand my spells a bit. It seems only I can fully understand it. I also did the spell on number days, the numbers have meaning to me. I stole the numbers 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 22 and will use them for my purposes. I attempted to steal quite a few magic numbers, just cause I can.

Edit: Here's something I'm adding. I'm stealing the Mark of the Slayer from Doom, so I can gain either Doom Slayer or Davoth's powers. Just copying Doom Guys powers cause he's a good guy, I'd steal Davoth's powers and armor if I could. How's that for a Demon Sigil? If society ever collapses, I'm carving it onto my chest with my Soul Knife for good luck. Hopefully, that can crank all my Fallout S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Stats all the way up to 11.

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TheDarkMastadon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Edit: This is a Schizo Rant from the Tulpa Caster Supreme, the Innocent Truecel, the Dark Revenant, the man of many names. I'll repost this in c/TheDarkRealm later

I have recently did something similar, except I just stole magic or attempted to from various historical and fictional sources. This normal person didn't appreciate what I had done. I literally attempted the highest levels of magic, so I could steal it from the Jews and whatever else has magic. Here's the link to my post in the Dark Realm:

Edit: I will leave a comment to demonstrate that I understood this. Less focused on my own magic this time, but as it relates to my life.