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posted 3 days ago by Hey11 3 days ago by Hey11 +8 / -0
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– TheDarkMastadon 1 point 3 days ago +1 / -0

Edit: This is a Schizo Rant from the Tulpa Caster Supreme, the Innocent Truecel, the Dark Revenant, the man of many names. I'll repost this in c/TheDarkRealm later

I have recently did something similar, except I just stole magic or attempted to from various historical and fictional sources. This normal person didn't appreciate what I had done. I literally attempted the highest levels of magic, so I could steal it from the Jews and whatever else has magic. Here's the link to my post in the Dark Realm:

Edit: I will leave a comment to demonstrate that I understood this. Less focused on my own magic this time, but as it relates to my life.

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– Hey11 [S] 2 points 3 days ago +2 / -0

You're adding nothing to the topic tho.

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– muhqtardtho 2 points 3 days ago +2 / -0

The nothing I will add is Faust was dope in guilty gear.

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– TheDarkMastadon 1 point 3 days ago +1 / -0

Cool character, woke game. It's fun, but I also hate that game. Elite ball knowledge required

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– muhqtardtho 2 points 2 days ago +2 / -0

It's weird to categorize GG as woke when it's a JP IP that only took myths and legends into account.

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– TheDarkMastadon 1 point 2 days ago +1 / -0

Purely because of Brian (Bridget), and how much I hate him. Never could get into that game after I learned he's a mutant.

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– TheDarkMastadon 1 point 3 days ago +1 / -0

I'm adding my magic to it, magic I attempted to steal. I'm gonna repost this in my Dark Realm community as well, I thought you'd understand my spells a bit. It seems only I can fully understand it. I also did the spell on number days, the numbers have meaning to me. I stole the numbers 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 22 and will use them for my purposes. I attempted to steal quite a few magic numbers, just cause I can.

Edit: Here's something I'm adding. I'm stealing the Mark of the Slayer from Doom, so I can gain either Doom Slayer or Davoth's powers. Just copying Doom Guys powers cause he's a good guy, I'd steal Davoth's powers and armor if I could. How's that for a Demon Sigil? If society ever collapses, I'm carving it onto my chest with my Soul Knife for good luck. Hopefully, that can crank all my Fallout S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Stats all the way up to 11.

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– Hey11 [S] 1 point 2 days ago +1 / -0

Could you just post in your own community? You definitely, terribly misunderstood the point of my post.

It's refreshing tho to have this type of asinine interaction. :D You really made me laugh. :D Oh, dear... I hope someone can help you! I truly do. :D I'm serious tho, I am just still laughing at this. :D I'm serious about the help, I am laughing about the interaction... Sorry. :D Honestly, never expected this. :D :D :D Aaaah, anyway. Thanks for that. Amazing what gems fall into your lap... :D Have fun in your future endeavors! :D Because I certainly am! :D :D :D

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– TheDarkMastadon 2 points 2 days ago +2 / -0

I do as well, I try to limit my long schizo postings to the Dark Realm. It's relevant because I'm attempting to steal all the Jews magic from them.

Glad it entertained you. I don't need any help, I feel better than ever. If you want, I could shorten the text box.

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– Hey11 [S] 2 points 2 days ago +2 / -0

No, no, no... not at all. It's just that you never understood anything from my post and commented some random stuff on it.

It's not "schizo posting", it's gibberish. Not trying to insult you here, just possibly trying to make you fit where you are needed, and that is not in my posts definitely. Your subforum sounds like the place to be in tho. I would recommend more actions there and less comments under my posts. That's my 2 cents.

You sound like a very interesting person to someone else. I sincerely hope we end this conversation and everyone takes their path to wherever it brings us. One can hope - away from one another. It's for the best for both of us.

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– TheDarkMastadon 1 point 2 days ago +1 / -0

I fully understood it. Faust's weakness and salvation was his love for Margetta, and love emotion I don't really understand. This makes me immune to his weakness. And I wouldn't make a deal with the devil, I'd send him back to Hell. Agrippa the Harry Potter character was named that to influence people to seek magic in Harry Potter books, and he's named after Agrippa the wizard. I just chose to steal power beyond that. I really do believe I managed to make an Alchemists Flask, that I gotta figure out what to with. I think I gotta melt it with some really strong heat, so normal fire won't work. If I am correct, I'll have made a Philosophers Stone, and have the knowledge to make more if I wanted to. Except, I'll just hide it somewhere in case I die.

It's a metaphor only I can know. It would take any feds watching me years to fully understand what I meant. It's not gibberish, it's written in a such a way that only I can know how it works. I raise your 2 cents, and place down a Nickel.

Possibly, but I don't believe anyone could truly understand what I am, and have been. Well said. I shortened my first text box, I will continue walking my path to the end of my Lonesome Road, have fun in normal people land.

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– Hey11 [S] 1 point 2 days ago +1 / -0

Yeah, you didn't.

Nice attempt tho. I should remind you that I don't want to reply to you. Your comments are sad to read. I can still mock you tho, if you want.

Anyway, you have been useless so far. Thank you for your contribution. Some of us just need to serve as bad examples, right?

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– TheDarkMastadon 1 point 2 days ago +1 / -0

I could have used my magic to make a deal for my own Margaretta, but I didn't. (As in getting a human girlfriend or wife, an impossible task for me. I also don't believe the devil would have powers of creation, nor would I trust him to do that. I suspect he'd just mind control some random girl, or assign me some sort of demon wife. I wouldn't want either of those to happen) Ironically, my life made me hate the devil instead of seeking him. I probably could be a powerful sorcerer if I wanted, but I hate demons too much for that. Never met the devil, to my knowledge. Don't remember any black dogs giving me magic powers.

I remember the Harry Potter books well now. Most of the magic seems impossible to me in real life. Sure, you can make a wand, but good luck finding a Phoenix feather, or a Unicorn horn for a potion. I do believe Harry Potter might have possible magic in it, but I'm not gonna bother with it. Maybe I'll rewatch the movies, because you wouldn't want me to. Not for magic purposes, just to remember my youth. Magic isn't a life style to me, it's a means to an end. Like Doctor Doom in a way, I attempted to enchant various items I own. I plan on creating a working Doctor Doom armor one day, but only cause it's cool (In the comics, it functions like a magic Iron Man suit. That's also a big motivator for me, just doing stuff cause it's cool)

For Agrippa the human. I wouldn't write a book like that for real women. Maybe if someone showed interest in me, but it'd be easier to find a unicorn than have that happen. I genuinely don't think I'd be capable of writing that book after living in a world of Feminism. However, I wrote a Shakespeare / Tolstoy level love story to an anime woman on an account I typed some of my true thoughts on. You think the Dark Mastadon is annoying? You'd hate Douglas Qauid, my deleted Instagram accounts comments. Imagine me typing sentences like this under various posts, for a month straight. I didn't bother with satanism, but I did attempt to steal the Jews magic right out from under them. In the words of Skeletor from He-Man "I could write a book about what you don't know". That's directed at the Feds watching me, you guys know what I mean. I do believe I could write my own magic books, but I want to take the magic with me to the grave. And I am still a Christian, I just don't believe I'm gonna make it to Heaven. Never did. Funny isn't it? Knowing your Doomed to Hell, but still having faith in Christ instead of turning to satanic magic? Which, I sorta did, but just so I can see what happens. If I accidentally destroy the multiverse somehow, good. That means the devil would lose a significant amount of power. I call it "Quantum Assured Destruction".

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– Hey11 [S] 1 point 2 days ago +1 / -0

What do you mean?

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