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Hmmm (files.catbox.moe)
posted 360 days ago by dukey 360 days ago by dukey +26 / -1
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– deleted 9 points 360 days ago +9 / -0
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– Vlad_The_Impaler 4 points 360 days ago +4 / -0

FLY ON WALL AT GLOBALIST HEADQUARTERS MEETING CONFERENCE ROOM:

Manager Leader: Okay guys give me some new operation ideas

Teamster 1: Let's assassinate a healthcare CEO!

Team Leader: What's the angle here?

Teamster 1: To vilify private healthcare insurers for total jew takeover!!!

Team Leader: I thought we already controlled the healthcare insurance industry?

Teamster 2: Sir technically according to my marketshare studies there's still 30% profiteering by a goy class of gentiles....

Team Leader: Okay okay how are we going to pull this off?

Teamster 1: Well you see we involve ghost guns which we want to increase legal consequences for, and we demonize private healthcare in a large push for public communist takeover of all healthcare, we reduce privatized medicine disobeying orders in the next scamdemic, we find a patsy who is anti-capitalist who likes Hitler, is ivy league and lifts weights and has unibrow....

Team Leader: Damn this is fucking genius. Go get the guys from the 13th floor i'm giving you guys more resources. Make it happen!!!

WEEKS LATER:

Team Leader: You Fucking forgot to shave the patsy's unibrow!!! YOU FUCKING IMBECILES!!!!! I swear if those conspiracy theorists over at that dot win site figure this out i'm going to rape your kids again!!!!

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– TheWitnessOfCacti 3 points 360 days ago +3 / -0

They trim those unibrows in CIA schoel.

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– Mad_King_Kalak 1 point 359 days ago +2 / -1

Like you can't pluck a unibrow.

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– PeneDeMichelleObama 1 point 359 days ago +2 / -1

you are a moron, or a poorly programmed GPT that should be terminated. Outside of a computer, there is this thing the humans call "time":

  • FIRST person A did NOT have a uni-brow

  • LATER person B DID have a uni-brow

the humans are talking about the ADDITION of a uni-brow, not about the removal "pluck"-ing of a uni-brow.

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– Mad_King_Kalak 1 point 359 days ago +2 / -1

Silly goose

  1. You're looking at photos with no timestamps
  2. You're looking at the first photos that are very low resolution
  3. You're looking at the first photos from a different angle barely showing the face
  4. The unibrow ain't even that thick
  5. You're looking at a photos that have no chain of custody that's verifiable.
  6. Like photos are never altered
  7. calm down bro

If this is supposed to disprove or prove anything...I'm sorry to inform you that it doesn't. It's merely a piece of evidence. Thus, I suppose, perhaps worthy of a "hmmm" as per the title...but not much past that.

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– PeneDeMichelleObama 1 point 359 days ago +1 / -0

You are just lying. No major.

You're looking at photos with no timestamps

No, moron, you are just lying. The eyebrow photo is an arrest photo (later); the security images are pre-(probably faked)-shooting photos (earlier). Are you the ONLY person in the western world who doesn't know this.

You're looking at the first photos that are very low resolution

No, moron, you are just lying. Bad bot. (First is "first in time") The absence of a mono-brow is clear. Only a completely dishonest piece of shit would lie otherwise - you.

You're looking at the first photos from a different angle barely showing the face

No, moron. You are just lying. The lack of a mono-brow is clear.

Are you a badly programmed GPT that should be replaced. Your "here are some retarded attempts" have a very gpt-feel to them.

The unibrow ain't even that thick

No, moron. The difference is clear. You are just lying. That is your job I suppose.

You're looking at a photos that have no chain of custody that's verifiable.

No, lying. One is from the McDonald's security footage; the other is an arrest photo (of a different person pretending to be the earlier, other person)

Like photos are never altered

You - moron - no are trying out "the photos were altered". Definiately a poor GPT. No human would try anything so retarded.

if this is a trial of a GPT then it has failed. Only a fag-traitor FBI fag could be fooled by what you have written.

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– Mad_King_Kalak 1 point 358 days ago +1 / -0

Sure Jan

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– Vlad_The_Impaler 1 point 360 days ago +5 / -4

I can't see his unibrow in the low quality security footage!!! Why can't i zoom in on the hairs?!?!?!?!? Must be a psy-op.

LOL

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